#away bag

[dailybehbeh]

Behbeh

#sky priority #delta #away #away bag #frequent flyer #loyalty program #mqms #mqd #mqds #medallion #status #long line #hoops #connect the world #keep climbing #money #all about money #jet set #travel #america #capitalism #corporate #cartoon #teddy bear #illustration #dailybehbeh #behbeh #cute #stuffed animal #trending

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

#Bruce not thinking and immediately grabbing student!Jason's arm #Jason (being the little shit he is): *screaming at the top of his lungs* THIS BILLIONAIRE IS TRYING TO KIDNAP ME #Bruce internally: ok yeah thats definitely my son #jason todd #bruce wayne #batdad #red hood #Bruce trying to corner Jason later that day: can we PLEASE talk? #jason: (being obnoxiously loud) WHY?? so you can induct me into your PYRAMID SCHEME? so you can trap me into your CAPITALISTIC businesses?? #bruce panicking: jason please #Jason: WHO is Jason #Then he pulls a tire iron outta his bag and whacks Bruce with it before running away #just like old times lol #talia showing up one night during patrol and smugly showing off Jason's diplomas and acheivements #talia: he has my fake last name on all his certificates and records. #talia: im just SO proud of my son #bruce crying: please stop #batfamily #batfam #batman #dc #incorrect quotes #crack #fanatical posting

[hedgehog-moss]

Look, friends.

Do you think this is a post about my adorable baby succulents? No. Look harder.

It's about the GIANT HOLE IN MY FENCE that I had to patch up with cardboard.

I can't blame Pampérigouste for this one; the brutish nature of the damage is not consistent with her usual modus operandi. Pampe outsmarts locks like Arsène Lupin; she doesn't charge at fences like a bull who saw a red cloth. This is Pampe Pondering A Fence Problem:

No, the damage to my fence looked a lot more mindless this time. Boorish. Boar-ish. I'm blaming a boar. A deer would have destroyed the whole thing rather than just the lower half. Note that there is not a single tuft of llama wool on the damaged wire mesh.

(Note no.2: the boar's smile was originally meant to be a tusk but it really just looks like a sardonic smile)

I brought some chicken wire to patch up the hole—but there wasn't enough of it. Then it started raining and I felt persecuted and decided to just cover the hole with cardboard and go have my morning coffee and get back to this later.

This is not an Innocent Pampe post; there is no such thing. My temporary cardboard solution lasted 8 to 10 minutes. I'm not sure exactly when she got out, but by the time I went back outside to repair the fence there was a Pampe-shaped hole in the cardboard.

(Not really; she just kind of lifted or ate a corner then wormed her way through the very small opening. I think.) (See, this is how you recognise a Pampe escape: you're not entirely clear on what went down, you just know there was a llama inside and now there is a llama outside.)

It was still raining and I didn't feel like going after her, plus it felt pointless to bring her back in her pasture before the fence was repaired, so I went in the barn to look for my tools and rummage through leftover pieces of previously-destroyed fences, hoping to find something the right size.

Then I heard Pampelune's hyena shriek, aka the llama alarm call. It was followed by:

horrified chicken screams and frantic feather noises; the soundtrack of a violent fox attack

infuriated barking from Pandolf

very loud panicked braying from Pirlouit

basically, chaos.

I ran outside just in time to see Pampe emerging from the woods at a full gallop, pursued by a bear. I didn't immediately identify the animal that was chasing her as the giant dog that he was, because he was running with a weird gait, with his legs going everywhere like he was frolicking at top speed (I now know that this dog is a puppy that has learnt to run just a few months ago, but that didn't occur to me at the time because this puppy is the size of a calf.)

Pampe was running towards the cardboard through which she had escaped and she managed to squeeze through her small corner hole again (I assume—there were trees blocking my line of sight and I only saw her again once she was in the pasture, running for her life along with the other 2 llamas + donkey.) Meanwhile, the dog didn't see the corner hole and tried to power through the cardboard much like a boar, or was carried away by his momentum and didn't brake in time; I don't know. In any case, when I reached him, he was stuck.

My large piece of cardboard was tied to the fence posts and still holding strong, but the middle was a bit soggy with rain and not too solid, so the dog's head went right through it. The rest of his body didn't.

He could have probably finished breaking the cardboard quite easily, but for some reason he instantly gave up. On life. By the time I got there the dog was half-in and half-out of the pasture and he looked defeated. Which made my piece of cardboard look like a mediaeval beheading apparatus with just a hole for the head.

I went to lock an angry Pandolf in the barn and checked on the chickens along the way (ruffled & offended but fine); I was hoping the dog would figure out how to extricate his head from the cardboard in the meantime. He did not. I tried to call him in a friendly tone (from behind) to encourage him to free his head by stepping back, but the concept of taking a couple of steps backwards in order to extract his head from the hole might as well have been advanced engineering. He clearly had no idea where his head was, where his body was, how to make the two a coherent whole again, and he started whining pitifully.

I untied the rope I had used to attach the cardboard to the fence posts, then wriggled the piece of cardboard a bit to try and free the dog's head. The dog was alarmed by the wriggling and took several steps back—but I didn't manage to hold on to the cardboard so it just moved with the dog. He clumsily ran away, taking the cardboard with him, wearing it around his neck like the world's largest cone of shame.

He immediately got stuck between two trees.

I was starting to find the situation hilarious, but the poor dog did not—he lay down and started making sad broken noises like a malfunctioning dog-robot. He didn't look very threatening but he was still a very big (and stressed) dog so I felt a bit wary of touching his head to help him, and decided to run home to get a box cutter. I figured I could easily rid him of most of the cardboard and leave him with just a soggy cardboard collar that would soon fall apart. I heard my landline phone ringing from afar and ran faster, and it was one of my nearest neighbours, the retired lady who lives on the plateau.

"I've been trying to reach you!! I saw your llama in my garden earlier, I was going to give her a little treat—" (she loves Pampe, for some reason) "—but then my dog saw her too."

I know this woman's dog—he's a tiny thing with fragile nerves who thinks the whole world is out to get him, so I asked anxiously, "Did Pampe scare your dog?" and she said "Oh no! Domino is here with me; but I have a new dog. His name is Texas."

I thought of the gigantic puppy currently sobbing in my woods, held prisoner by two trees, a self-inflicted cone of shame and his total lack of reasoning skills.

"Yes", I said. "I've met Texas."

The old lady asked worriedly if he'd scared Pampe ("Il est un peu zinzin" she said—he's a bit crazy. "I wanted to call him Rex, but then I met him and thought—Texas!!") I told her I was pleased with her dog for scaring Pampe, because she needs to learn that her pasture is her only hope for safety in this cold uncaring world and as soon as she steps out of it she returns to her lowly status as a prey animal. Then I ended the phone call because I was worried both about Texas and about the large hole in my fence. Thankfully all my animals were still terrified and hiding far, far away from Texas.

Texas actually managed to free himself before I attempted to cut the cardboard, but he still thought of me as his saviour and was very happy to follow me through the woods back to his owner's place. Before we left I propped up the cardboard against the damaged fence, and despite the hole in the middle no llamas escaped in my absence; I think the whole area still smelled like Texas and fear.

I'll admit I was initially tempted to leave Texas with his head stuck in the cardboard in a more permanent capacity in order to patch the hole in my fence with this amazing anti-Pampe Cerberus. Like this

(I know this artistic rendering makes my llamas look like frightened carrots and my donkey like a bunny but I will not be taking constructive criticism at this time)

#crawling along #llama drama #i spent an hour at his owner's place eating biscuits and being told all the reasons why texas is ''a bit zinzin'' #for example he runs away to the nearest farm to steal the cow feed (pellets) at feeding time #he was caught red-pawed by the farmer and just. stole the entire plastic tub that contained the pellets #and ran back home. holding this very large tub in his mouth and sprinkling cow feed everywhere along the way #this time around his owner must have feared he would come home dragging a bag with pampe inside or something

[roserocksrapidly]

when I was 15 I bought my first anime keychain of one Vash the Stampede and I loved it so much that I wanted to take it to school with me too but I was embarrassed to have it on the outside of my backpack so I compromised by keeping it inside my backpack which meant that when things got stressful I was like "I think seeing vash would fix me" and I would just, like, unzip my bag a little and peer inside. What I'm saying is I was doing this:

#trigun #sorry just needed to confess to this bc it is so funny in hindsight #that is an actual picture of the keychain btw. he's a little bent and stained blue bc of the many years stashed away in my bag

[dolls-self-ships]

Lucifer the kinda bf to do this when you're mad at him

#walks away with a hobo bag n everything #all it has is his rubber ducks tho #x reader #lucifer morningstar #lucifer #hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer x reader #hazbin lucifer x reader

[canisalbus]

My sibling couldn't remember Machete's name and kept calling him Hatchet, so then we started imagining Machete's distant cousin from the countryside. Hatchet does not understand politics nor does he have an opinion on religion, all Hatchet knows is potatoes and chickens. And dirt.

Hatchet sounds like a stand up guy.

#Hatchet #he's very proud of his chickens #and grows so many potatoes he keeps trying to give them away #if you look at him for two seconds he will ask if you'd like a plastic bag of potatoes to take home #answered #anonymous #if you don't want this many potatoes you should plant less potatoes they say #but it does little to slow Hatchet down

[tomatoart]

outlast doodle dump ft. my very niche hcs

#outlast #blake langermann #lynn langermann #outlast 2 #these r like. from the summer. omg. #queue are lovley #*heaving into paper bag* whtttt im not embarrassed and nervous to post this YOU ARE *RUNS AWAY AND FALLS and my pants come down*

[thebibliosphere]

Attempted paw maintenance: a story of resistance in three parts.

#holly mop #babygirl needs her paw pads trimmed #unfortunately she doesn’t have the groomer until next week #I need one of those bags you can hang them up in so they can’t run away #she’s such a wriggler for anything to do with her feet

[hyunpic]

HYUNJIN ♡ SKZ-TALKER EP.60

#hyunjin #skz #stray kids #bystay #gifs #he’s so annoying like whyd he look back at the camera like oh no i sure hope #no one saw this right after he flexed 😟 #whatever like idec pls stuff me in a plastic bag and throw me to the bin like I DONT CAAAAARE 😂😂 kick me away like im just #a lil rock on a pavement on your way IDC IDC 😣😒

[grondds-and-roses]

Tolkien really said samwise gamgee is my favourite character and I will make sure that all of you know that <3

#he married the love of his life #had 13 CHILDREN #got bag end #got the red book #became mayor SEVEN times #and went to the undying lands #like my man really won #like tolkien was one inch away from making king of all of middle earth lol #sam gamgee #samwise gamgee #lotr #lord of the rings #the fellowship of the ring #the two towers #the return of the king #tolkien #jrrt #jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien

[petit-papillion]

Fred has to portray objectivity and equal treatment for his drivers, but we all know deep down he is one of us.

#also can we just be done with all the bad luck and mishaps now please? #plastic bags endplates rain just all go away #and let charles have a flawless start race and finish in p1 tomorrow #fred vasseur #charles leclerc #monaco gp 2024 #mon24 quali day

[macksartblock]

every time I think of swiftli I picture that specific Oz/Zoe image

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #swiftli #lincoln li wilson #taylor swift dndads #someone take that bag away from taylor he can't reach into it without cutting his hands to ribbons #happy free day for the swiftli week lol thought about monster prom again so this is what i got #my artwork #dndads swiftli week 2024

[chronicpainstevetruther]

I can imagine Steve's got a punching bag and weights and all that shit in his house. One day Robin comes over while he's working out and catches Eddie, Jonathan, and Argyle peaking around the door and watching Steve just going wild, dripping with sweat in his tiny little workout clothes.

#the boys aren't very sneaky (they are munching on a bag of chips) but steve's hearing is minimal so they can get away with it #steddie #stonathon #stargyle #jargyle #spicy six #stranger things #hoh steve harrington

[egberts]

I THREW UP ON THE AIRPLANE 😭

#i managed to grab the waste bag but I was trying to sniff my mint hand sanitizer to make the nausea go away but #i wasn't strong enough #we had turbulence throughout the entire flight 😣 #trippin

[prismiic]

merry mobmas~

#mob psycho 100 #some psychos from memory #im pretty sure mob doesnt carry a bag but oh well… #also ive been away from art these days due to life things #i hope to be back soon! but for now updates will be sporadic

[captainkirkk]

Becoming an adult is understanding on a visceral level why Aizawa is always in a sleeping bag at work

#i think about aizawa's sleeping bag on a DAILY basis #i'm so fucking jealous that he can get away with sleeping on the ground at work #i would give anything to be able to take a nap on the clock!!! anything!!! #my posts #bnha