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alyakthedorklord · 10 months

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Batman the Playboy

Justice League, not quite early days but before proper identity reveals, though everyone knows Batman knows theirs, bc he has Opinions™ and Constructive Criticisms™ on their secret-keeping.

The issue is brought up on random occasions. The most notable incident- the Justice League, including Batman, being Drunk for Bonding, and Batman, in a fit of paranoid good intentions because he CARES about these idiots, damnit, why must they be so careless, starts insulting them.

Batman, leaning heavily on the table: “GL, you’re a mess, I don’t even know where to start with you. And Arrow! Your goatee is so distinctive, it’s a wonder no one has called you out on it-“

Green Arrow, also drunk: “Alright, there’s no need to insult my awesome facial hair-”

Batman, in despair: “It’s so ugly.”

Green Arrow: (offended noises)

Green Lantern: “Okay, the only reason you know our secret identities is because you’re a rude nosy bastard who needs to know everything about us like a creepy stalker who needs an ego boost! We’re not stupid, Spooky, we’re just polite. We could figure you out easily if we wanted to. Superman can see right through your mask!”

Usually, Batman would have a good response to that. Something smart and reasonable like “villains won’t care for your privacy, I’m testing you,” or something cutting like “I don’t care enough about you to go digging, I set your secret identity as a training exercise for Robin.”

However, Batman is Drunk, because for some reason imbibing drugs that dampen higher brain function is socially acceptable and often, for some reason, expected, because it’s “team bonding” and “come on just loosen up a bit.” (Also for him, drunk=Brucie)

So what Batman ends up saying is: “I could kiss you full on the lips in my secret identity and you wouldn’t know a thing.”

Superman, plucking the glass from Batman’s hand: “Aaaand that is enough alcohol for you!”

Batman nods. Thank God. He wants to go home and sleep. But first: “Superman, yours is so stupid it’s almost impressive-”

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Of course, Green Lantern has smelled a challenge. And Green Lantern must annoy Batman. It’s his true superpower. So, the next time they meet (sober) he brings up the issue again.

GL: “So about what you said at the party… the part where you could kiss us full on the lips without us knowing. You still confident in that without liquid courage, Spooky? Bet you your real name you can’t do it.”

Batman, regretting the fact that alcohol has ever passed his lips: “I could do it, but I will not.”

Flash, curious: “Why’s that?”

Batman: “Informed Consent. I will not risk making any of you feel violated, or manipulated, for the sake of a stupid bet and my ego.”

GA, still offended by the goatee comment, trying to back Batman into a corner: “So if we give consent, we’re fair game? Try me, Batman. Even you can’t pull this off. Anyone else game?”

Some of the Justice League laughs, raising their hands.

Flash: “Come get me, hot stuff! I’ll call you out!”

Wonder Woman: “It could be amusing.”

Martian Manhunter: “I would be far too difficult a target.”

Green Arrow: “Not just you. C’mon, Spooky, flirting well enough to get a kiss from me? I’m a classy lady.”

Black Canary: “D-class, maybe.”

Superman, wants a kiss in on the fun: 🙋🏻‍♂️

“So that’s it then!” Green Lantern says smugly. “Batman, if you can kiss… how many people raised their hands? Ah yes- HALF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE, without anyone realizing it’s you, then you win.”

Batman scoffs and walks out, leaving the Justice League in stitches at their joke. Because- Batman? Being good enough at flirting to land a kiss on half the league, without it being forced or awkward, without them recognizing his body language, his voice, his build? How ridiculous!

The Batman is Autistic. The Batman does not understand jokes, especially not ones that are half truths. The Batman has consent, and something to prove.

And Bruce Wayne, billionaire, playboy, and sexy DILF, has targets.

(Please tell me how you think he gets each League member.)

Edit: there have been a bunch of awesome additions in the notes! My own take here.

#a few months later GL brings it up #like ‘ha ha remember funny joke’#batman: ‘…joke?’#justice league #😳#yes joke #autistic batman #batman #brucie wayne #justice leauge shennanigans #batman the playboy

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vic-draws-sometimes · 7 months

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"I don't recall having any real friends as a child even before the... The incident. Before my parents were murdered.

(...)

Even then I enjoyed reading books more, and going out to movies, and listening to music, lost in my own world. My mother claimed I had an "old soul".

I do have a keen memory of standing outside a chain link fence looking into the playground, watching the children play."

-Batman, JLA incarnations #2

Sir you're autistic

#batman #autistic batman #bruce wayne #yes he's autistic in that one too #hes always autistic

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autistic-hc-bracket · 3 months

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Round 3: Bruce Wayne vs Scott Summers

Propaganda is encouraged!

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wednesday-if-it-was-tuesday · 1 year

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We all know Damian Wayne is on the schools high alert. Like my man’s list of crimes committed is longer than the class roster. This leaves us with the school counselors having a debate of culture shock or autism on the legal, but weird things he does.

Counselor 1: Look, yes bringing a dog to school on a random day is unorthodox, but this may be his first time in a formal classroom.

Counselor 2: Mmn. It’s giving comfort pet and misunderstanding of why no other kids bring their pets.

Counselor 3: Autism would explain his difficulty making friends.

1: So could being Arab, this is Jersey for hell’s sake. He walks up to kids and they run away.

3: What did neuropsychology say?

2: He showed up to the hospital with a sword and got escorted out.

1: Okay, maybe reading the room isn’t his strong suit, but hospitals are different in the Himalayas.

2: Not a chance he’s read the entire Mariam-Webster English dictionary and has a father who’s lived in Jersey his whole life and is ignorant to basic rules.

3: Autism is genetic too; Bruce… is a character.

*This debate went on for hours*

#batfam #batman #batfamily #batboys #robin #damian wayne #bruce wayne #autistic damian wayne #autistic batman #autistic bruce wayne

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vodrae · 7 months

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Bruce Wayne, 20 : No alfred ! I won't do the spectrum test ! I would know it, and i'm way too old.

Also Bruce Wayne when his secretary is wearing a blue shirt but it's a red day : 👁👄👁

#batman #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #batman headcanon #dc comics #alfred pennyworth #autistic batman #autistic bruce wayne #autistic batfamily

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hiero-green · 2 years

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*turns my autism beams on bruce*

*nothing changes*

*hes already autistic*

dedicated to @superbattrash thank u for the suggestion misha <3

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emilyarmadillo · 9 months

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Alfred on a "Caregiver to an Autistic Person" flag I made just for him, but you could use too.

#alfred pennyworth #autistic bruce wayne #autistic batman #autistic caregiver flag #wfa #wayne family adventures #icons #icon pack #my edits #emarma's #i should be sleeping #dc

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rhinestonex · 2 years

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….Bruce Wayne literally has a caregiver who lives with him full time. Alfred cooks for him, makes sure he eats, bathes, sleeps, is the first/only person Bruce confides in about how to mask/handle allistic people, even help him through high stress moments that can cause melt downs or overstimulation. Whatever arc Alfred dies in, Bruce is devastated by it not only because Alfred is a father to him, but because he lost a huge proponent of his support system.

Yeah, Batman is a superhero who is a total badass, but he has support needs!!

#autism #actually autistic #autistic Bruce Wayne #Bruce Wayne #Batman #autistic Batman

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kindly-gourd · 2 years

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The Batfam’s Safe Foods:

Bruce - peanut butter. He eats it with a spoon right out of the jar. Alfred reluctantly allows it because at least he’s eating.

Dick - Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries cereal. Jason think’s it’s disgusting. Dick says he just can’t handle the Crunch™️.

Jason - animal crackers + Nutella. A man of culture.

Tim - veggie straws. Damian secretly eats them too sometimes, despite criticizing them for being bland and having none of the nutritional value of actual vegetables. (Alfred knows. He always knows.)

Damian - fresh fruit, cut into bite sized pieces. He will also settle for fruit cups but he prefers fresh fruit.

Cass - peanut butter. She picked this up from Bruce, to Alfred’s dismay. They each have a personal jar. Also cheese sticks, but they aren’t always at the manor because Tim will eat them despite being lactose intolerant.

Duke - peanut M&Ms. It’s not really food but he argues that if Dick can have cereal for any and sometimes every meal, he can have his M&Ms that at least have real peanuts in them.

Bruce makes sure Alfred keeps everyone’s safe foods well stocked, even when they aren’t staying at the manor. Just in case.

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the-swift-tricker · 1 year

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#bruce wayne #selina kyle #autistic batman #batman #catwoman #batcat #batfam #dc comics #autism #autistic #swift-tricker's posts

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riggadybambdoondah · 4 months

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I will die on the hill that in The Batman 2022 the reason Martha Wayne was institutionalized was because she was autistic and her parents didn't want to do anything more to accommodate her needs.

#Bruce gets it from his mom #bathroom #the batman #autistic bruce wayne #actually autistic #headcanon #autistic batman

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alyakthedorklord · 9 months

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Omg literally it would be SO cool if you wrote the rest of the playboy bruce trying to kiss the justice league without them realizing it (I know you said figure it out but the way you wrote it was so good and funn I would love it if you gave maybe a couple of scenarios)

Lmao honestly executive dysfunction is kicking my ASS rn and it was intended as a prompt. I will try tho, definitely taking inspiration from the others who responded to the post because I love them.

If you haven’t, go check out the notes on the OG Post above! @britcision, @ivywing, and @help-i-need-a-cool-username all had amazing additions and @foursixtwonineoh-pieces-of-lego wrote a fic:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48325771

As did @scrapcheck, still in progress

And Devilhorn!

Anyways LONG post under the cut

Hal Jordan

Hal is first to prove a POINT, as @britcision decided. Also because the bastard made it waaaay too easy. Remember- Hal was Joking. He genuinely thinks Batman isn’t going to try, because he’s way too straight-laced boring.

So when he’s at a bar in Coast City, and he sees this absolutely ravishing man lounging casually against the wall, bar lighting making him practically glow (he CALCULATED that) subtle makeup making his bright blue eyes pop as he looks Hal up and down… Well. Hal makes the first move.

Hal: “All on your own, handsome?”

Bruce, with “Mastermind” by Taylor Swift playing in his head, smiling sweetly at Hal: “Care to change that?”

They start talking. Hal doesn’t recognize Bruce Wayne at ALL (canonically he does not know who Bruce Wayne is, a point brought up by @help-i-need-a-cool-username) so all he knows is Bruce is a single father who works at a company he inherited from his parents, which is just (brucie voice) “so much less interesting than a test pilot!”

Bruce, grimacing internally but wrapped around Hal’s arm with the awed and interested eyes in full effect: “you have such a nice voice, tell me more about planes…”

He KNOWS what a fuselage is, thank you, Jordan. Whatever. He gets to gush about his kids, when its his turn to talk, good enough tradeoff. He can survive Hal Jordan’s bad pick up lines and pretend he’s into them. At a certain point Bruce breaks and kisses him just to shut him up. One down.

Diana Prince

I looked it up- kissing in Ancient Greece wasn’t always considered romantic, but also a greeting between two similarly-ranked people. Therefore, I think Diana would be pretty chill with kissing and honestly an easy target at a gala if Bruce plays respectful/clumsy/earnest himbo starstruck with the tall pretty woman, just a peck would make him the happiest man alive. But I wanna go a little more in depth.

Now, I’ve seen Flash and Martian Manhunter save Bruce and/or his kids and Bruce lays one on them, but honestly I think it would work well with Diana too, because she loves kids. Dick and/or Jason (whichever you want to imagine, I want them to team up screw canon) are WAY to excited for this, they’ve got a little script and everything.

WonderWoman, a kid in each arm, delivering them back to their tearful guardian: “Here we are, Mr. Wayne. Whole and healthy.”

Dick, playing into his role eagerly: “Oh my gosh, Bruce! Bruce we got saved by a princess! It’s like a fairytale! Except, you know, the princess is the hero this time, which is so freaking cool!”

Bruce, tears of gratitude rolling down his face (and he knows how to still look perfect while crying, its a skill): “I’m just glad the two of you are safe, Chum.”

Jason, big baby blues in full effect, absolutely asked Wonder Woman to be his mom earlier (to set groundwork, no other reason): “You know, usually the princess and the hero gets a kiss at the end of a fairytale, Bruce. But this princess is both. So how will she get a reward?”

Still choked up with relieved tears and now laughter, Bruce looks up at Diana and smiles: “Well, if the Princess wants a reward… then I would be a fool to refuse.”

Bruce kisses her on the lips, Dick and Jason both kiss her cheeks, Diana leaves charmed and amused by the sweet family. Such a good father, humoring his children and thier little fascination with her, so very respectful…

Two down.

J’ohn Jones

Okay, martians are telepathic. So this goes one of two ways, at some sort of charity or something-

Option 1, Batman is a realist: the charity event is a masquerade, and he wanders over to where MM is while thinking “it would be so funny, give me this.” As loudly as he can. And Martian Manhunter, who appreciates the audacity, gives him a kiss. (I don’t like this one because it technically breaks the rules of the bet, bc MM knows it’s Batman, but eh)

Option 2, Batman is a different breed: he manages to up the ante with his Himbo Persona. Creating a “slippery void” mental facade that blocks of his real thoughts and makes him read as really just that stupid. This would require functioning with two trains of thought at once, and making sure that the Martian can only read the surface level, “oh, this one is pretty” “I really wouldn’t mind kissing him” and other such decoy thoughts, instead of “target is approaching, signs of interest present despite this not being his natural form-“

Bruce also researches and copies Martian courting styles and copies them “by chance,” catching MM’s attention. (He offers him Oreos)

Martian Manhunter: “this man… he is so empty headed and yet clearly kind and willing. I would not take him for a life partner, but for some simple fun as he seems to desire…”

(Edit: Maybe, if B is confident enough, he lets through his loneliness. Missing his parents, wanting affection, an ache so strong it’s like a physical wound. J’onn feels the same ache for his lost family, and decides to try this human’s strategy to fill that void. Either way…)

Batman 3, League 0

Barry Allen

I’m strangely blank when it comes to the Flash let me just spitball and let it snowball

As I said above, people have had him save Bruce, had Bruce seduce him at his workplace while taking a tour, I even saw @help-i-need-a-cool-username have Dick set up a petition for Bruce to kiss the Flash. (An idea that I personally think would also go really well with Superman lmao.)

Anyways, I think it would be funny for Bruce to take it slow with Barry. For the irony of it all. Because Batman is doing this to prove a POINT. So he’s in central city, spots Barry coming his way, and “accidentally” slips right into his arms. Ooh, or covered in coffee, like a wealth disparity drama base script, and Barry’s like “omg i am so sorry let me pay you back.” And bruce is all “this shirt costs (stupid amount of money)”

Barry: (fear)

Bruce, rolling with it rn: “yes, it is horrendous, isn’t it? Hows this- I’m in central city for a day. You can pay me back by showing me around?”

He then proceeds to string barry along on an honest to god DATE for shits and giggles. They go clothes shopping, they go to restaurants, Bruce pays for a big meal bc this is after a fight or something and Barry got hurt, his speedster comrade needs to EAT, damnit.

After all this, he gives a cheeky smile and lightly smooches Barry. “Thanks for the fun day, Mr. Allen.”

Barry, bright red and goo brained: “hah- mmhmm. Yeah…”

Batman 4, League 0

Oliver Queen

This one… Oliver is on guard. He’s twitchy and suspicious, turning down men flirting with him, people are starting to notice. But Bruce? Bruce just walks up at a party while “tipsy” and lays one on him. Straight up. He wants to show just how EASY it is. Because Oliver doesn't even register it. He just laughs and goes: “Hey Brucie! Miss me?”

Batman 5, League 0

Dinah Lance

Of course, immediately after above, he turns and pouts at canary.

Bruce: “Dinah darling, you are a saint, I don’t know how you put up with the mess he’s got on his face. He was so much nicer to kiss when we were in (fancy private school name drop) together and didn’t have all this nonsense.”

Dinah, laughing at Ollie’s offended noises: “Oh, I don’t mind it. He’s a good kisser.”

Bruce: “Of course he is, I taught him. Care to compare?”

Dinah: “Don’t mind if I do.”

Batman 6, league 0

Clark Kent

For Clark, Bruce is originally talking to Lois before he turns his eyes on a quiet Clark and croons: “So, Miss Lane, does this lovely specimen have his own questions, or is he arm candy? And if he’s the latter, can I either tempt him off you, or secure an invitation?”

Lois, an excellent friend who will absolutely set Clark up with the hottest bachelor in Gotham: “Well, Mister Wayne, I’ve got all I need. Clark, take a page from my book and honeytrap a good quote out of him, hm?”

With an obnoxious wink, she pats a spluttering Clark on the shoulder, and leaves him with a very smug Batman.

(Bonus Superbat- Clark and Bruce’s conversation is going REALLY WELL and to the point where both of them seem on board with more than a heavy makeout when Bruce puts a hand on Clarks chest.

Bruce: “Stop.”

Clark, freezing immediately: “I’m sorry, did I go too far-?”

Bruce: “No, no. I think I might be though. See, I have all of you now, and I’ve won the bet.”

Clark: “What are you- oh. Oh- HUH?”

Cue sudden and shocked revelation, Clark’s mind going a hundred miles an hour, and then skidding to a stop on- he only did this for the bet. He’s not really interested. He stopped because I went too far-

Bruce: “You only consented to a kiss without knowing my identity. Right now, I’d like to do more, if you’d let me.”

Clark has the dial-up tone ringing in his ears, he has no idea whats going on anymore, the hot billionaire and his reclusive teammate aren’t quite slotting into place, because he wants both but rhey’re so different but they’re the same but-

“Yes.”

Lois doesn’t get Clark back that night and she is delighted.)

Anyways, final results:

Batman: 7

League: 0

Reveal:

Batman talking shit about their secret identities again, Green Lantern is scoffing about it again, says something along the lines of: “You still think you’re sooooo great, huh? Hows the bet going, spooky?” Fully expecting Batman to get huffy with him.

Instead, Batman smirks.

He leans in

And purrs: “So you didn’t notice?”

The League freezes. The implications are dangling over their head. Did he… did he really?

Green Lantern, absolutely terrified: “No. no, there’s no way…”

Batman: “Oh, there absolutely was a way. I’d say you were a good kisser, but honestly? I think it might have been the euphoria of getting you to shut up.”

He turns on the rest of the league, still smirking. “I have kissed every single person who consented at least once in the time since the bet was made. Two of you with tongue. And no one has called me out on it. Now that you know it’s happened, you should be able to figure me out, so whoever can tell me my real name first, wont get thier story used as an example in the brand new “how to avoid honeypots” seminar.”

(If bonus superbat, B shoots Superman a Look and goes “except for you, superman, because I told you my name.” Which just ends up distracting everyone else until they get THAT story)

Diana wins bc she matched up the boys to the robins. Everyone else gets their stories told in excruciating detail. Batman rates them by kissing ability and how obvious he was on his approach. Oliver gets docked points for “texture.” Dinah gets docked points because “i griped about the exact same thing in and out of costume, how did you not notice-“

(Different reveal below)

@chaos-n-kindness @she-went-that-way @geekonaleash @redh00dsbf @howabouticallyou

#batman the playboy #autistic batman #justice leauge shennanigans #bruce wayne #long post #batman

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qchaos · 5 months

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Billionaire brothers au

Bruce Wayne, Oliver Queen and Tony Stark were all theatre kids and could definitely perform so many plays and sing the songs perfectly. They all love Hamilton, Six and most musicals and have been to see all the plays during the first showing of them.

In this au Bruce and Oliver are like 23ish while Tony is 21, but no one else remembers due to how much they've done, so they're all gen z

You will randomly find them singing together when they're bored and all the batkids love it because they're great singers, definitely took singing classes together with other rich kids, like Hope(marvel idk her last name) and Lex luthor.

When at galas, if they get bored enough they'd hack into the system, turn on disco lights and play proper party music and sing to it.

Also it's a singer au, where they are all a part of an anonymous band named something dumb like Veota or something they started when they were younger (so all popular modern day songs were written by them and their friends) and they just couldn't be bothered to deal with more paparazzi so no one knows.

So one day the justice league comes over to Bruce's bc they need him for something and they're just singing together with a bunch of famous rich kids and they're just.baffled. so confused. And they just don't care.

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autistic-hc-bracket · 2 months

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One of my favorite Batman tweets

this is really amusing but i also want to add that bruce’s extremely black and white view of justice is very autistic of him!

#autism #autistic #bracket tournament #poll game #autistic headcanon #headcanon #dc comics #autistic batman #batman #bruce wayne #autistic bruce wayne

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grumpybabybat · 6 months

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A little short fic of Babybat and Dadfred, feeling a bit insecure with posting my writing but I wanna post it for Halloween.

Fuzzy. So, fuzzy.

Bruce felt this often, more than he’d like to admit.

Quiet music fills his buzzing ears, another ridiculous Disney movie on the Television, he assumes it’s Moana, but Bruce isn’t quite sure. Alfred is always putting on Disney movies when he feels like.. whatever this is.

Alfred’s warm hand startles Bruce, though he can hardly process the soft and kind words.

“..Bruce? Sweet boy, come along”

This is a rare day, with a rare feeling, for Bruce. Usually, Bruce is fighting their usual ‘routine’ of bath, food, then bed. Bruce had taken the bath without a fuss, silent the whole time.

While this was a slight concern to Alfred, he’s just happy to take care of his Bruce.

Alfred takes Bruce into the living room, but Bruce barely follows along, just allowing himself to be led by his caretaker.

“Come now, darling, wouldn’t you like some hot cocoa and to watch Moana while I whip up your dinner?” Alfred speaks in his usual gentle tone, often dawning it heavily when Bruce is small.

Bruce just gives a quiet shrug and shake of his head, the wet mop of hair grossly hitting his face, which he grunts to; pushing his bangs out of the way.

Alfred tuts quietly, picking up the towel that Bruce had so carelessly discarded right after Alfred had him wrapped in it. “Silly me, I didn’t fully dry your hair. I’m quite a silly butler, hm?”

Alfred tries his best to be gentle while ruffling up Bruce’s wet strands of hair, but the man still fusses and pulls his head away. “Now, come on dear, I need to get you all dry and comfortable, hm? I’m sure that wet hair makes you feel all icky, doesn’t it?” Alfred tries his best not to coo at the grumpy little bat, knowing that would only result in a tantrum, Alfred has quite liked their sort-of peaceful night so far.

After just a bit more struggle, Bruce’s hair is more dry, and he’s now finally seated on the couch. Alfred clears his throat gently to not startle the little one. “I’ll just be a moment, dear boy, you watch the telly, alright?” Bruce grunts in response, which, of course, is normal for him.

Alfred heads off to the kitchen to fix dinner and the promised hot cocoa, leaving Bruce alone with the awfully loud Disney songs.

The Butler stirs a mug filled with warm homemade hot chocolate, he hears a creak in the floorboards, a little bat must be coming up behind him. Alfred turns his head, peering over his shoulder to see Bruce, fidgeting with his sleeve as he shuffles up to Alfred.

The baby bat looks so upset, fiddling with his pajama shirt sleeve and looking down, obviously nervous though trying to hide it.

Alfred can’t help but let a coo escape as he kneels to meet Bruce’s eye level. “Oh, sweet boy, I was only away for a moment, did you get scared being alone?” Bruce’s bangs fall into his eyes from his reluctant nod.

Just as soon as Alfred opens his arms for a hug, Bruce hurriedly goes to him, clinging to the butler tightly. Alfred chuckles softly, stroking Bruce’s hair, and pushing his bangs back to the side. “Okay sweetie, let me finish making your cocoa alright? Your dinner is just cooling off, darling.”

While the hot chocolate cools off a bit, Alfred gets the little one all fed, though he only eats about half, just getting Bruce to eat even a bite of his food is amazing to him. There’s some fussing while Alfred wipes his mouth, but he manages to get Bruce’s face all clean.

Alfred takes his ward by hand, and they make their way back into the living room, steaming hot cocoa in Bruce’s hands. Alfred bundles little Bruce into his favorite blanket, getting him all snuggled up. Bruce just about drops the mug, thankfully it has a lid so it won’t spill.

“Alright, you little cuddle bat, what would you like to watch now? Tangled? Or perhaps... Toy Story?” Bruce peers through his bangs to stare up at the television, pointing at Toy Story. Alfred chuckles, putting on the nostalgic movie and snuggling up next to his baby.

The movie starts up, painting the dark living room in a soft blue. Alfred feels a gentle pull on his sleeve, he looks down at his little bat. “Hm? Is there something you need, dear?”

Bruce turns his head away, chewing his lip before letting out a breath.

“Love you, Baba.”

If Alfred’s heart could burst out of his chest it would. “Oh, my sweet little Bruce. I love you so much, my son.” Alfred’s voice is so gentle, just dripping with affection for his little boy. Bruce snuggles into Alfred’s side, a yawn escaping him, but his tired eyes still focus on the movie. “mm.. my dad”

Alfred cannot take much more of this just, cuteness from his baby. He pulls Bruce just a tad bit closer, kissing his temple. “My sweet, sweet boy.”

They snuggle together, wrapped up in this ball of love and affection. All that matters is Alfred loves his son, and Bruce loves his dad.

Sorry if this is bad, I don’t write that much and this took about two days just to fully finish,, I’d like to write more often, it’s really fun, just stresses me out.

(Also sorry if this is difficult to read I just pasted it from my notes app)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

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