#ask valkyrie

[therealvalkyrie]

24 for the spofiy wrapped (I'm saying this bc that's where The Chain by Fleetwood Mac is on my list uwu)

i've got somebody told me by the killers!! sadly no fleetwood mac made it onto my list this year:(((

#nemo #mootual appreciation #ask valkyrie #ask games

[surreal-duck]

With love, for you.

(extra vers under the cut!)

#tshirt that says i am normal after raison d'etre #duck scribbles #valkyrie #mika kagehira #shu itsuki #shumika #mademoiselle #enstars #another tshirt that says i am normal after the valkyrie trip album. (extreme lie) #never drawing hair drills ever again after this that was kind of painful #funny thing that happened while i was doing the lineart my friend saw and asked hey that kinda looks like mademoiselle #and i told them it was!!! and had the pleasure of informing them how it was shus grandpa madonee was modelled after and grandpa itsuki's #doomed parisian yuri romance and his reaction was simply a five stages of grief speedrun. it was great i love telling her things #ensemble stars #kind of started to not like how it turned out by the end of it but its swagever. agh i didnt improve much this year huh 😔👊👊👊 #edit I NOTICED I FORGOT TO COLOR IN SOME LINES RAHG fixed now orz

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

James: Time sensitive question how to flirt with a boy?

Marlene: Throw rocks at he.

Mary: Hot Dogs.

Lily: Kill him.

James: Thanks girls.

#he thought it was a good idea to ask the girls when they're all queer #james potter #marlene mackinnon #mary macdonald #lily evans #lesbian marlene #marauders girls #the valkyries #the marauders #marauders era #marauders #dead gay wizards #dead gay wizards from the 70s #gay dead wizards #incorrect quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker

[pilot-boi]

Short hair Pyrrha?

Have a bonus Nora as a treat

#rwby #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #mine #asks #anonymous #my art

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Do you like volume 9? I liked it. I loved some stuff like the Curious Cat and the Jabberwalker. How do you think the rest of the group would react to Juniper?

I've got my complaints, but I'm sure most of it was because of monetary restraints for Vol. 9

I thinks it's a 9.5/10. I love Volume 9

As for how the rest of the group reacts

~~~~~

Nora: GIANT RABBIT GIANT RABBIT GIANT RABBIT! *Gives Juniper the deepest hug she can* Thanks for protecting Fearless leader all those years. Really. Thank you.

Ren: Well. I have to say, you coming back is a surprise, but all the rest of that stacked on top is ... Frightening. I think I need to hug Juniper.

Jaune: Yeah, I felt the same way about my situation a lot.

Ozcar: Mr Arc, I didn't- if I'd known I wouldn't have-

Jaune: You'd try to save me from my fate, yeah?

Ozcar: ...

Oscar: Yeah, he would've. *He begins tearing up* It's uh, kinda heartbreaking for him- well, all of us, but, you know. He never wanted to make anyone live a life like that, and the fact you never even had the illusion of a choice in the matter - It hits close to home for him.

Jaune: ... I spent a long time imagining a conversation like this, and it didn't go ... well, like this. There was a lot more screaming and yelling, but I'm happy it's as calm as it is. I could use a little calm.

Jaune: Wanna go hug Juniper?

Oscar: *Nods, crying*

Jaune: Okay, go hug Juniper.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Emerald! You go hug Juniper as well!

Emerald: why would i wanna hug a massive fluffball-

Jaune: Go hug the rabbit.

Emerald: *Already walking* Yeah okay. Thank you.

#rwby #jaune arc #oscar pine #ozpin #emerald sustrai #nora valkyrie #lie ren #juniper the jackalope #rwby juniper #rwby shitpost #asks and answers #cheeseeater2 #greenlight volume 10

[thewritetofreespeech]

Could I request Loki, Poseidon, and Buddha with an s/o who's very naïve and clueless about romance and sex?

Buddha loves it.

Since they’re so naïve, it’s pretty easy to tease them.

Either they don’t get the double entendre joke, or they get so flustered & helplessly cute.

He doesn’t push the sex thing as he’s honestly a little uncomfortable talking about sex directly. He’s fine with taking things as slow as they need.

Would probably insist on having a lover who is chaste & pure.

Poseidon can’t stand sharing even food with another, much less his lover.

It also avoids the issue of having to un-learn bad habits from past lovers. Like unseemly characters such as his brother.

He will teach them, but in his own time. Their purity is something he admires and doesn’t want to diminish it quickly.

Well….what an opportunity this presents….

Loki is probably the worst for a partner like this. He will take advantage and use their naivety to his own benefit.

Practically grooming behavior that his innocent s/o is too blind to see.

He’ll try to be nice, but he just can’t help himself. When it’s so easy to trick someone, the trickster god just can’t be held accountable.

#;ask and ye shall receive (request answers) #shuumatsu no valkyrie loki #record of ragnarok loki #ror loki #loki #ror poseidon #record of ragnarok poseidon #snv poseidon #ror poseidon x reader #ror buddha #record of ragnarok buddha #shuumatsu no valkyrie buddha #buddha #record of ragnarok headcanons #record of ragnarok hc #ror headcanons #ror hc

[eleanorsanagonyes]

carol and valkyrie being kamala's superhero parents is so real to me

#every once in a while kamala asks for carol's help with a mission and she drags valkyrie along with her for support #though she ends up regretting it because kamala and valkyrie are goofing around the entire time #valcarol #valkyrie x carol #carol danvers #valkyrie #the marvels #kamala khan

[superiorsturgeon]

Qrow: why are you all taking turns holding blonde's hand?

Weiss: so he doesn't get lost and spend another 20 years separated from us.

Jaune: plus I vetoed the handcuffs they wanted to use.

Nora: we draw lots on who gets which shift!

Ruby: Nora and Ren keep hogging him, otherwise.

Ren: you had him for a magical adventure and LOST HIM for TWENTY YEARS so I think we should have priority here.

Jaune: I'd complain, but I've honestly missed the human contact.

Qrow: .......huh....

Awww!!! Jaune’s friends love him!

Nora: We wouldn’t have this problem if the Vacuan courts had granted us sole custody!

Weiss: I KNEW you were up to something at the government office!

Nora: Me?! What were YOU doing at the government office, Ice Queen?

EDIT: thanks @rndmbookhrdr for the ask! It took forever for me to come up with a response because your ask was better than my writing!

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #weiss schnee #nora valkyrie #lie ren #qrow branwen #sturgeon asks

[erros429]

hi if you ever do more rwby textposts you should do more with oscar in them...thats my little guy i need him on my dash...i can supply screenshots if need be

not forced tho of course ahsfsj i just think hes neat

okay thanks love you (/p) drink some water goodbye

HELL yea that’s my boy!! rwby textpost memes pt44, oscar pine edition. somebody give him some therapy and a snackie snack

#rwby #rwby textposts #rwby memes #oscar pine #nora valkyrie #asks #aspennntree

[kayla-2]

The side of the fandom that don’t think elriel is happening is also the side of the fandom that got just about every theory about hofas wrong even though they would like for you to forget that… so I’m not worried 🤣

#acotar #elriel #they said that Bryce would be in the library asking glee for translation help.. I ain’t forget. #they said Bryce would be chilling with the Valkyries

[twst-drabbles]

Scarabia 7

Summary: An iridescent feather was all it took for Kalim to pack up his bags and drag Jamil to the kingdom of the faeries. Jamil has trouble understanding this odd fascination he has. In fact, it’s almost scaring him a bit.

(Trust me when I say this AU has not been exiting my mind. It’s been floating around in there, but for some reason my fingers could not get it out. The fingers and brain would much rather churn out other things. Weird weird brain. Hate having to wrestle with it so. Also excuse the errors, I am kinda sleepy.)

From birth until death, Jamil will always be expected to entertain all of the wills and whimsies of Kalim. He cannot deny him any request if it is within his means, nor should he scorn him when he clearly is making mistakes. A servant, a guide, and a source of comfort all wrapped up in one. And all he has to do is keep this facade perfect until the day Kalim dies.

…what a joke, such a thing won’t happen. His services will likely be passed onto Kalim’s child, if he even makes it to that age. And if not his child, then the next sibling. Retirement is a dream meant for the privileged, and so long as those privileged few exist, Jamil will be made to serve them.

Jamil cannot ask too many questions, especially when it carries the possibility of offending the master.

He cannot ask Kalim of the origins of that iridescent feather. Cannot question why Kalim has spent the entire week simply gazing at it. Cannot even ask if he can look at it, no matter how familiar it may seem to him.

His dreams, they don’t matter, so he must always stifle them.

Clearly this wasn’t his place, and all Jamil can do is sigh in frustration when Kalim locked himself in his room. And sigh even deeper when Kalim burst out his room one day, claiming he wished to vacation in the main kingdom of faeries. Wanted to see the sight where the most beautiful feather came from.

And off they went on a personal caravan. And onto the dark stone they walk.

“And what will you do with this bird, if you end up finding it?”

How silly. Jamil already knows the answer to it already.

“Hmm? Ah, well I’m gonna keep it of course!” And the smile on Kalim’s face was as big as ever. Any wider and it would seem manic, but that’s simply the way his happiness works. He feels it in all of its intensity, even should it warp his features into something almost unplesant.

“Though, with how big of a cage you purchased, I’d predict I’ll have to take care of it sooner or later, won’t I?” As everything does. Cute novelties always lose their luster within half a year. Such was the fate of Kalim’s private zoo when he asked for it for his birthday. There were other servants to take care of it, but it never sit right with Jamil to just, let them do part of the work when he can perfectly take care of it himself.

That and his parents scolded him for daring to slack off, even though he pulled multiple muscles in his back. He could never quite lay back on his chair the same way ever since.

“Oh no, I don’t want you to touch them.”

Jamil stopped his tracks, the frankness of Kalim’s tone and the never wavering smile on his face almost had him believing he imagined it. “…Kalim?”

Kalim paused himself, blinking before his mind was pulled from his thoughts. He waved his hands, fumbling about in his nerves. “Ah, I’m sorry! That didn’t come out right, did it?”

“Whether it came out right or not doesn’t matter. If you don’t want me to touch your newest pet, then so it shall be,” Jamil shook his head, sighing out in hopes the urge to bit his lip will also pass.

“Sorry sorry…”

What Kalim doesn’t know won’t hurt him. The role of the perfect servant isn’t something that Jamil can simply be. It’s an act, a mask, and every so often Jamil has to pull it off.

Kalim was always a heavy sleeper, even more so when he’s been drinking from the various wines he had Jamil bring. Under the guise of some jovial fun, Jamil coaxed Kalim into drinking much more than usual. No thunderstorm would be able to wake him up. Kalim once almost drowned outside in a storm like that, napping without anything to protect him.

Jamil doesn’t sleep in the same room as Kalim, but here he was nonetheless. He took a glance to Kalim splayed out in his pile of pillows and blankets, sighed, then continued digging through the various bags and luggage.

Finally, Jamil’s fingers hit something. He pulled out a large, gold gilded, black box with a keyhole in it. He didn’t have to look for the key. It was tied with a silk ribbon right at the bottom of the box. Really, Kalim needs to be more careful, but Jamil certainly won’t tell him so. Perhaps later, but not now.

He opens the box and he was almost… disappointed at the sight. The feather was dull. All the rainbow light that would scatter upon the surface of the walls when daylight hit it wasn’t there. The plumes still pulsed with those delicate colors, but it didn’t hold the radiance that Jamil knows he saw when it was Kalim’s hands.

From his dreams, the shape was the same, and yet it was missing just about everything else. What was it, beyond its glow? The lack of numbers? The sturdy feeling of wings against his body? The face that was connected to it?

Face… what face? No matter how hard Jamil tried to claw through his memories, that face he wanted to see was no clearer.

Even with his disappointment, Jamil plucked the feather and held it in his hand.

Only then did its glow come back. A kaleidoscope of colors flowed forth and blinded Jamil’s unprepared eyes. He winced and held the feather to his chest, just in case it woke up Kalim.

He waited, but only heard a snort and a shifting. He’s still asleep.

Jamil blinked, tears dotting the corners of his eyes from the brightness of it all.

There it was, the beauty he’s been seeking, that Kalim had been hoarding all to himself.

How silly. How stupid to be so taken by a feather. To have this simple item that was nothing more than a gift from a pen pal to Kalim to haunt Jamil so. To haunt both of them, actually.

Even with all those reservations in mind, Jamil lifted that feather and laid a gentle kiss on the body. It felt nice, feeling the plumes brush against his lips.

…he should put this away and go to bed. Kalim must never know what he just did.

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst-drabbles #ask #drabble #scarabia #kalim #kalim al asim #jamil #jamil viper #valkyrie au #reader insert #yandere

[therealvalkyrie]

help valk those tags are cute

MIMI!!! Look me in the eyes. it wasn’t that deep when I first typed it but now I’ve thought now and listen!!!!! i think katsuki identifies with people society thinks need managing — like children and the elderly — because of how everyone in his life manages him. at the sports festival and how deku feels responsible for his actions and how his feelings are dismissed because the only way he knows how to express them is through anger. he’s so self aware he KNOWS everyone’s just tolerating, just managing him, and he HAAAAATES when people condescend to both children and particularly old people, he hates how people are so high and mighty thinking they Know What’s Best, and I think for that reason he gets along with those two groups really well!!! because he gives them genuine respect and gets it in return. there’s no condescension, there’s practicality and minding-your-own-business, and when his elderly neighbor gives him a thoughtful, useful (!!!!) gift relevant to his life, he notices her!!! he sees how her grandchildren don’t visit and how when they do they barely listen to her. he makes sure she gets her groceries and her heating fixed in the winter. and goddammit!!! he gets her roses on her birthday and tulips on mother’s day. goddammit.

#YOU. AGREE. #mimi #mootual appreciation #ask valkyrie

[askapossessedfarmboy]

Have you and Headmaster Theo gotten a chance to talk? If you have, it must be jarring for you have for both you and Oz.

We think... after using all that magic...

#asks #ask blog #askapossesedfarmboy #rwby #ozpin #nora valkyrie #color post #lie ren #winter schnee #angst tag

[icecreampizzer]

If you have a Zor design, could you do Zor in Corporate throne? If you don't, then anyone else is fine too

This started out as a concept sketch for a Zor design, but I liked it so much I colored over it with this palette. I've got more stuff to say for this Zor, but I really like the idea of them being / controlling a huge as fuck robot built into the facility. Glados style if you know what I mean. Anyways

Original palette by @the-valiant-valkyrie !

#i expect you to die #ieytd #dr. zor #agent phoenix #theyre in there ! #gene art #i was pretty close to just drawing zor's hand holding the globe #shoutout to frankie solobodor for introducing the robot zor idea i got inspired by herrrrrrrrr #also hi tumblr user the-valiant-valkyrie i hope you do not mind me tagging you for the 3rd time (?) #i think . maybe #i still have one more ask to get to with this palette that i wanna doo #gene answers #anonymous #truthfully i wanted to wait to post this but. i gots excited. heee

[pilot-boi]

The angst is tiring me out so here: Nora lifting Jaune like rafiki lifting simba.

She does this regularly and he never knows what to do. He’s like a big dog; when you pick him up he just blue screens

#rwby #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #mine #asks #my art #requests #strikers5401

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: Hey Nora it is really nice of you and Ren to continue to live here after y’all’s wedding.

Nora: Why wouldn’t we Jaune-Jaune? You are our husband too.

Jaune: W-What?

Nora: You're our husband.

Jaune: ... Like as a friend, or like, tax purposes or ...

Nora: Fearless Leader, I am going to Get Ren, we are going to sign you up for therapy, and then we're going to fuck the everloving shit out of you.

Jaune: WHAT?!?

Nora: Like harder than usual!

Nora: We're gonna fuck the depression out of you!

Jaune: I- I-

Nora: Jauney, Jaune-Jaune, beloved, You deserve to feel good. There's only so much I can do, and only so much Ren can do, so that's why we're going to get you a therapist.

Nora: And then fuck you so hard your Momma's gonna feel it.

Nora: Hell, your mom got you a wedding gift! I mean they were meant to help with fertility and libido so I'm kind of annoyed neither you or Ren have used it- But that's besides the point! You Ren and I have made sweet sweet love before and after the wedding!

Jaune: I thought you were being Kinky and nice!

Nora: ... Are you unhappy with the situation?

Jaune: N-no? No. No I'm not.

Nora: Good. I'm gonna go get the lube

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby shitpost #nora valkyrie #renora #nora's arc #renorarc #nora's boys #martial arcs #asks and answers #azure-decaff