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nightfall-kachiniko · 5 months

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⋆｡𖦹 °.🐚⋆❀˖° HUSBAND! ARMIN HEADCANONS

paring: husband!armin x you

cw: some smut, and a lot of fluff. hes so loveable I love armin .

- Although your husband is the rather busy commander, he always makes sure to spend some time with you.

- Mainly that’s because he can’t be away from you for more than a few hours without having a stroke. He doesn’t seem like it, but he really is clingy. He always wants you by his side, and him by yours. He can’t stand being gone the whole day without any sort of interaction from you, it’ll drive him nuts.

- He expects a kiss when he walks out the door, and a kiss when he comes home. And if it’s a stressful day you know he’s gonna be rubbing up on you, begging for cuddles. (Come on you have to give it to him)

- He can’t stop touching you. Maybe it’s by habit, but there’s always a hand on your thigh or holding yours. Even brushing the hair out your face, that’s all that man does. he loves fidgeting with your wedding ring too. Especially kissing it when he kisses your hand. He worked hard for that ring, and he couldn’t imagine who else he’d want to wear it.

- BUT MY GOD SLEEPY ARMIN. Him all passed out on his messy desk, soft snores filling the air as he rests his head on top of his arms. Poor baby’s exhausted, he’s barley had any sleep in days, and you know how badly he just wants to rest. I can just imagine you walking in on him and you drape a blanket over him to keep him warm. God he’d love that <3

- armin’s so soft, even in the bed when you two are making love. I know this man loves some Lacey lingerie but would never say it. He’s the type to be too shy to buy you some for Christmas, but desperately wants to. He’d see a sexy pair in the store and would imagine you in it all day.

- He’s so vanilla omg 😭 When you two do get intimate, he’d do his best not to hurt you.

“It doesn’t hurt does it lovely?” Like yes it does please fuck me harder commander.

- into grabbing your hair, or pulling it back into a ponytail while he does back shots. Obsessed with the way your ass jiggles with every thrust he does. He loves how pretty you look with his hands running down your body, and with his creamy cum all in your cunt.

Please wear some white lacey lingerie for him. His dirty thought are all about you. (Visual link)

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fqiryspit · 1 year

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SUCKING ARMINS TINY DICK!

cw: tiny cocked armin :(, sub!armin, dick sucking, ball-sucking, etc etc.

he gets all hard for no reason :( good morning sucks are very common.

sees your cleavage? hard. tight leggings? hard. he can barely control himself sometimes

he gets way too flustered to tell you anything, usually excusing himself to go to the bathroom to get rid of the tiny inconvenience.

"w-what a-are you doing?" that's how it usually starts once you sink down or crawl down to his crotch

"p-please please I-!" he begs, embarrassed when you're about to whip out his dick

and when you do, you shove the whole thing down your- mouth.

armin is so sooo embarrassed he isn't big. never being with a girl because he's too worried she wouldn't even feel it.

you, however, are all for it.

the first time you sucked his dick he was sweating.

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"I- I don't think- you don't have to" he laughed awkwardly, you looked back up at him and then looked at his unzipped pants and the boner print on his boxer

"...you sure?" you ask, a smirk forming slightly on the slit of your mouth, amused by him trying to act like he isn't about to bust in his pants

"I- mean it just wouldn't be fun probably" he rambled on,

"have you ever had your dick sucked?"

"well, um..no"

"do you want your dick sucked?"

"I don't know if you-"

"I wanna suck your cock, armin."

and with that, his boxers were down and once his dick sprung out you realized why he was so nervous

looking back up at him he was turned to the side, eyes twisted shut as he prepared for the worst

looking back at his tiny dick, you examined it carefully. a thin vein popped out sightly as his ballerina pink tip oozed with pre, he was unbelievably hard. poor thing.

"I- uhm.." he started his apology but you shove his cock in your mouth, he let out this guttural cry at the feeling of your lips surrounding him and your cheeks hollowing

you let him out with a pop and sucked on his tip, tongue running on his slit and lapping his pre while he uncontrollably moaned. you happily took him back in, bobbing your head and looking back up at him as he squirmed and cried.

you moved down to his balls, placing one in your mouth while you kept his cock busy with your hand. sucking on the sack as he basically humped your face while whining

wrapping your lips around him again as he shot his hot cum down your throat, you watched him cry and whimper as he rode out his orgasm

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sucking him off is so incredibly fun for you, you can do it for hours and he is just so sensitive and yes he cries sometimes but that's ok!!

an: 🤏

#armin #armin x reader #armin arlert x reader #armin headcanons #armin arlert #armin smut #armin alert #armin arlert smut

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crystalclear97 · 25 days

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I just checked the canvas info and I started this drawing literally two years ago wtf!!!! so I rescued it from my ipad and kinda finished it, still sketchy but I think it was supposed to be this way when I started...

they've just started flirting with each other, but they're too shy to make a move so they play songs together as love language 💜

#aruani #my art #modern au #i am not projecting me and my bf here at all!!!!! (yes)#my aruani au headcanon is basically us #annie #armin #annie leonhart #annie leonhardt #armin alert #armin arlert #snk #aot #procreate #sketch #drawing #grunge #rock #alternative

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mayariviolet · 2 months

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AOT Men That Are Hozier-coded.

ft. Armin and Jean.

summary: Horny and pathetic. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO YOU.

cw: slightly suggestive themes under the cut. religious guilt, specifically Catholic or Christian beliefs… obviously (y’all know me atp).

a/n: Someone who can write smut comfortably please write an armin x reader OR jean x reader fic to the tune of:

‘Take me to Church’ and ‘It Will Come Back,’ by Mr. Andrew Hozier Byrne. PLEASE

THEY ARE SO HOZIER CODED! I’m just rambling rn because I think I’m ovulating falling in love with them again. Maybe I will turn this into a series where I associate artists with certain characters… I don’t know.

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“My church offers no absolutes

She tells me, "Worship in the bedroom"

The only Heaven I'll be sent to

Is when I'm alone with you

I was born sick, but I love it

Command me to be well.”

LIKE TELL ME THATS NOT ARMIN… HE WOULD SO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT WANTING SOMEONE SO BADLY THAT ITS BORDERLINE SINFUL. BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY HE WOULDN’T CARE!

HE WANTS TO BE RALLIED AND HELD TO A HIGH STANDARD OR JUDGED BY SOMEONE HE REVERES, BC HE WANTS TO BE CHALLENGED. LORD HAVE MERCY. HE WOULD BE THE KIND OF DUDE TO HAVE IMPROMPTU RELATIONS IN A CONFESSIONAL. SURE HE WOULD FEEL GUILTY, BUT IT WOULD BE SO GOOD IN THE MOMENT! HE WOULD PROBABLY THINK HE FOUND SALVATION WITH YOU UNDERNEATH HIM. Impromptu, ‘Wrong use of a rosary.’

He probably sang in the choir or played the piano and just decided to drag you to church one day. Not in a:

‘I’m going to convert you’-way.

More like,

‘Look at this thing I’m proud of!’-way.

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“Don't let it in with no intention to keep it

Jesus Christ, don't be kind to it

Honey, don't feed it, it will come back.”

THIS IS SO JEAN BC THIS BOY IS A MUNCH!!!

I AM TIRED OF PRETENDING HE ISN’T.

He is so pathetic in a way that is just so satisfying for both of you. THIS MAN LOVES YOU IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORLD AND IS SO ANNOYING ABOUT IT. ESPECIALLY AT THE END OF THE SONG WHEN HOZIER SAID

“Don’t you hear me howling babe?”

HE IS CALLING FOR YOU! AGHHH!

If ever he got in a fwb type of situation I feel like Jean would jokingly say,

“Don’t fall in love with me.” and you’d be like, “Okay? I wasn’t planning to…”

BUT THEN HE WOULD BE ALL POUTY AND TAKE IT ALL BACK WITH SOMETHING LIKE,

“Wait no I lied please fall in love with me-”

So when you do finally fall in love it’s kind of a:

“Last chance to back out because once we do this with emotion, there’s no turning back.”

MORE OF A WARNING FOR YOU BECAUSE HE LOVES SO DEEPLY.

Jean would not be one to go to Church because he doesn’t believe in God or a higher power. He’s open to discussing it, though, especially if you are. But if he could choose to worship something or dedicate his life to it would be YOU.

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(Me after writing this…)

a/n: I have no idea why I’m so feral lately. Nor, why I keep writing head canons at like three am… I’m gonna finish editing the first chapter of my Geto fic tomorrow. Hopefully upload it by Saturday!

I should also clarify that I was literally raised Catholic.

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madewithspice · 2 years

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AOT Ship Dynamics

Just an idea I had after all the boy talk we had. I didn’t have in mind that the ships are romantic. They can be if you want but can also be platonic.

Credits to @leecheedoodles for the drawings. I hope you don’t mind me using these.

Enjoy! - Kiki.

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mikasas-biggestwhore · 5 months

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Attack on Titan characters and their butts ‼️‼️‼️‼️

This was a random conversation between me and a friend of mine and I decided that our opinions needed to be shared with the world!

Characters: Eren, Armin, Mikasa, Jean, Connie, and Sasha

Hope y’all enjoy 💜

Eren Yeager

— I’m sorry to the Eren fans but brotha is flatter then flat. Flatter then the floor type of flat-

— HE’S GOT A INVERTED BOOTY TYPE OF FLAT😭

— Like Eren doesn’t even have fat on his butt. It’s all completely just bone so you know that poor boy is in pain whenever he manages to fall on his ass

— If you smacked his ass aint shit gonna happen and your hand is just gonna hurt. Feels like you just smacked a rock bruh

— It gets worse guys

— Eren can’s throw it back to save his life.

— You might be like “What’s the point if he doesn’t have a ass?” Okay sure but even if you don’t got a ass it’s still nice to know how to throw it back

— ITS GETS EVEN WORSE.

— He’s tried but that poor boy is more lost then Dora the Explorer

— And before y’all start arguing the proof is all in that once scene where Eren meets up with Floch and Floch hands over that jacket to Eren.

— HIS BUTT IS MERGED WITH HIS BACK GUYS. IM SORRY.

Armin Arlert

— Okay see against popular believe Armin 100% has a fatty

— He has a very plush and squishy ass. He has the the type of ass that you could lay your head on and you would have the best sleep of your life

— He also has some jiggle along with all that plush booty. Like it definitely has its own little bounce when he walks around and whatnot

— IF YOU SMACKED HIS ASS YOU WOULD GET THE MOST SATISFYING SOUND EVER.

— See Armin has all that booty and doesn’t even know how to use it. On top of that he’s completely unaware of the fact that he has a very nice ass

— Like when he’s running upstairs or jumping around, he’s confused asf why everyone is struggling to breath. It’s because DAMN THAT ASS IS FAT

— Side note: Armin has the second biggest fatty in the survey corps ⭐️

Mikasa Ackerman

— MIKASA HAS A NICE ASS

— Okay see she definitely has a fatty but it’s a firm kinda butt. She works out and is a very muscular woman so it makes sense for her.

— I hope this also makes sense but it’s also plush but not pillow worthy like Armin’s. Like you could use it as a pillow but it’s the kinda pillow you gotta fool around with before being happy with

— Sadly Mikasa does not have any jiggle because like I said before she’s muscular. So why her ass is fat it will not bounce

— Does Mikasa know how to throw it back? Of course she does. She’s fucking Mikasa Ackerman. Oh and she throws it alright

— She could kill somebody with that ass. This is not a issue though because Mikasa is a aware that she has a ass but she never uses it at all

— Such a waste :(

— Side note: please don’t slap her ass she’ll break your hand and arm. I know from experience 🤕(I’m delusional as all hell.)

Jean Kirstein

— Got me apologizing again except this time to the Jean stans

— Jean is as bad as Eren bro

— They are both painfully flat like the only difference is that Jean got a smidge more fat then Eren does

— If you smacked his ass, it would still feel like hitting rocks regardless. I'm sorry guys.

— If it makes y'all feel better Jean knows how to throw it back. He probably figure it out by accident somehow 💀

— It’s just that he’s ass at throwing ass. So he doesn’t do it a lot it all

— He’s just embarrassed to do it because he’s really trying his best but he’s practically as bad as Eren-

— He wouldn’t be caught dead shaking his ass in public but if he was messing around with just Sasha and Connie he is definitely twerking

— They support him the whole time <3

— He’s twerking horribly but he’s got the spirit. (He hates to admit it but he asks Connie for tips)

Connie Springer

— Guys unfortunately Connie is also apart of the flatty patty party with Eren and Jean

— HOWEVER Connie absolutely works with it

— HIM AND SASHA THROW IT BACK TOGETHER ALL THE TIME

— Connie does it as a joke really because he is aware that he doesn't have anything but that is not gonna stop him at all

— When Connie twerks ain’t shit moving but you can’t tell him that

— He will throw his ass like he has the fattest ass on this earth and will swear up and down that his ass gave a little jiggle when he moved it a certain way

— Connie’s ass possibly giving a little jiggle has definitely caused arguments between Sasha and Connie 💀

— “Dude did you guys see that?! My ass jiggled! My ass is basically as big as Sasha’s!”

Sasha Braus

— Let’s get one thing straight

— THIS GIRL GOT THE TWO B’S (BOOTY AND BOOBS)

— Like outta all the girls in the servey corps she got them all beat.

— Another thing is that Sasha is fully aware of what she has and happily uses her gift from God. (That’s how she fr rizzed up Niccolo)

— Her thing is that she loves to act clueless around everyone knowing good and well they are all suffering as she runs up stairs

— Truthfully she does it because she thinks it’s absolutely hilarious. Watching someone face turn red of them getting choked up because she bent over really give her a kick

— Now see Sasha’s ass is on the same level with Armin’s. Her ass is very plush and soft enough to be pillow for you to rest your head and have a heavenly sleep

— Does it jiggle? FUCK YEA IT DOES

— Sasha’s ass does a little bounce with each step she takes while walking. LORD HAVE MERCY WHEN SHES TAKING THE STAIRS

— Sasha gonna hurt them with the type of ass she has

— STAN BIG BOOTY SASHA ✊🏽

Y’all Imma have to make a part 2 ✋🏽😭

All this booty talking got me wanting to eat a piece of cake because gahdamn

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m1kasasl0ver · 2 years

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I think I might have a favorite troupe..🤭

#friends to lovers #byler #eremin #will byers #mike wheeler #aot headcanons #mlm #armin alert #eren x armin #stranger things #lgbtq #byler is real

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makuzume · 5 months

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The Feelings Had Faded like Memories

Armin x Annie

Warnings: Angst/No comfort, Break-up

Word count: 1.3k

Synopsis: If ever feelings could be transfered like memories, would the feelings also disappear along with the power of the titan if they had one day ceased to exist?

Read more from me: [My Masterlist]

He adored her.

Everything about her was beautiful.

To others, she was distant, uncaring, cruel, stone-hearted, blood thirsty, strong-... a girl who only cared about her mission and even had been enjoying the act of murder. They thought that this role was quite a perfect fit for her.

But to him..., all those traits she displayed was merely a facade: a face she needed to put on for her responsibilites, overshadowing her true self.

Deep down, he knows that she is only but a fragile girl.

Annie.

The name that just naturally rolls out his lips, ever so sweetly.

Annie:

The girl who cried to her father for the first time before she departed from Marley.

The girl who felt fear and wished to give up after watching her friend get eaten by a titan at the very beginning of her mission, even before entering the walls of Paradis.

The girl who couldn't sleep for days after remembering the trauma and guilt of being the one to take off Marco's gear that tragic day.

The girl who could not hold back her tears after killing dozens of soldiers in the forest that she had begun to cry in her titan form as well.

The girl who admitted, in shame, that she is not deserving of such blessings of pesce and kindess for the hundreds of deaths she had caused.

But still... He adored everything about her.

To him, she was only forced into the role of being the violent character she is known for... forced to shielding her delicate heart into an armor of stone in order to succeed in her mission, for peace of Marley.... peace for her father.

It is not seen on the surface level, but to him, she was emotional, dedicated, skilled, shy, soft, patient, and caring- deep down. He knew all these things very well.

She was not truly a monster, she was merely just a girl, and to him, she was beautiful.

He loved her so, for so long, he did.

Annie loved Armin..., but....

Armin did not.

For the one who spoke so highly of Annie was not Armin... but the memories of another.

Bertolt...

He loved her so, for so long, he did.

So much so that he loved her even beyond the death of his being.

The memories land feelings of Bertolt lived through another, through Armin, who also loved Annie... or so Armin thought.

Around a few days before the rumbling, Annie and Armin exchanged their romantic feelings for one another- it was only natural for them to try seeing each other after everything had settled once the rumbling had ended.

But Armin's fear had come into light.

After the disappearance of the power of the titans, so were Bertolt's feelings for Annie faded.

Guiltily, Armin grew into panic because he had already admitted his affection towards her, affection which he had believed to be genuine.

At the very moment after he lost his titan powers, Armin's feelings for Annie were truly gone immediately, and he had only realized it after Annie approached him if he was alright-

Armin realized a minute later that his feelings towards her were not the same from before.

His heart stopped racing when she was around him, her beauty didn't captivate him the way it used to, his body doesn't tense when they brush against each other's hands by accident-

Armin told himself that the overwhelming end of the battle must've just gotten to his mind, thus, affecting his emotions for other concerns, such as his love life. He knows he loves Annie- he wouldn't visit her everyday when she was stuck in thag crystal if he didn't truly care about her that way... right?

'....right?' He thought to himself, yet he still doubted his own logic.

But despite this doubt, they eventually entered a relationship post-rumbling. It was only natural since they both already confessed to one another, and Annie approached him with that proposal.

He tried his best, he... he really did.

He was convincing himself over and over that his feelings were real... at least grew real at some point.

It was impossible to not develop any feelings himself after all that time he spent thinking about her, spending time with her.

With each end of a day well spent with her, he sits on his bed with his hands claspped together while deep in thought, convincing himself:

'This is real. I love her... I know I do...' He believed it to be true, in a way, because that is what he genuinely wanted it to be.

He was convincing himself they will develop again eventually the same way he did not long ago, however, that day never came even after months of trying everything and anything he could ever think of.

No amount of affection, intimacy, conversing.... made him feel the same way he did when Bertolt was still within him.

There were times when a shimmer of hope was felt in his heart, but it never grew any bigger than a mere spark of the strike of a match.

At times, he even felt so overwhelmed with guilt seeing Annie so happy while he felt nerous around her... and it wasn't the good kind of nervous.

Though, Annie isn't naive. She knew everything.

She saw through Armin right away, even from the very day he had lost his powers- she knew. She just never brought it up.

Because Annie still hoped that eventually Armin would return the same love she had for him some day, but alas, the day never came.

She no longer wanted to feel the stiffness of his shoulders when they kissed; She no longer wanted to see the awkward smile he gave whenever she held his hand; She no longer wanted to hear the dryness of his 'I love you's' when he spoke. No longer did she want him to go through the torture for her sake.

"Armin..., do you love me?" Annie spoke serious, it was not merely a casual-sort of deep dive conversing like usual.

With the way her tone had sounded, he immediately knew what exactly she had meant by that.

"I know, Armin. I knew from the very beginning" She spoke certain, prepared for this day, and Armin could only look down in shame and guilt.

He knew that day was bound to come, he was just avoidant and hoped the situation would turn for the better.

Armin hated himself for even dragging it this long, allowing himself to let Annie endure these unsincere feelings of his despite his desire to return it with the amount he believed she deserved. All he could do now was answer her honestly.

There was no real way to answer any better that would make the response any less painful, afterall, Annie knew everything there was he had to say- and Armin knew that fact as well.

"... I don't."

Armin spoke quietly with his head down, shame and sadness filling his mind.

Annie could only smile sincerely while her eyes expressed pain.

Silence filled the room. For a moment, Armin couldn't bring himself to meet her eyes, he dared not to look at her- but he understood that would be unfair to dear Annie, so he looks up to meet her gaze.

"...You really are such a nice person, Armin... too nice for your own good..., idiot." Annie spoke softly, her voice lightly quivering as she looked at him through her now watery vision.

Annie had been the one to end things, she could no longer see her beloved suffer any longer because of her.

Though, It might've been something Armin wanted to feel too, but he didn't need to deliberately force himself to return her feelings if ever there truly weren't any.

He might've felt responsible for their development, and had decided to pursue anyway... for her sake.

Because Armin truly did love Annie... just not the kind of love she had hoped for it to be.

- END -

[ A small note: this had been on my mind for some time. I just felt like sobbing so I made this. Comfort version who knows when]

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anime-world210 · 1 year

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zamtheartist · 1 year

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Sometimes I like to imagine the aot characters in different decades. In terms of music idk. Am I not the only one?

Like Levi, Hange, and Erwin would probably be in the 70s. 70s rock and soul comes to mind (Now imagine Levi wearing bell bottoms!🫵).

Eren, Mikasa, and Armin would be 90s (around nirvana time or something idk) they'd definitely be in a band.

Jean, Connie, and Sasha.....80s ig idk.

Reiner, Annie, and Bertholdt also 90s, but in the electronic music scene. Ex: Aphex Twin, Björk, Mr. Oizo, Prodigy, etc.

Ymir & Historia.....uhhh idk you figure it out

#attack on titan #aot fandom #levi ackerman #eren yeager #jean kirschtein #armin alert #aot headcanons #aot thoughts

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strawbaby07 · 2 years

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Does anybody else feel like armin is the type to deliberately ignore u during lecture like borderline ice u and then spank u after class for trying to distract him from his studies

#armin x fem reader #armin headcanons #armin imagines #armin alert imagines #snk imagines #snk smut #armin smut #armin arlert smut #armin arlert smut imagines #armin arlert headcanons #snk headcanons #snk smut headcanons #snk smut imagines #aot imagines #aot x y/n #armin x reader #armin x y/n #armin x you

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nightfall-kachiniko · 9 months

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HEADCANON ARMIN WOULD MAKE HIS KIDS WATCH CURIOUS GEORGE AND HED WATCH IT WITH HIM AND KNOW LITERALLY ALL ABOUT THE SHOW AND ITS HIS FAVORITE

ANNIE WILL JUST WALK IN AND SEE HIM PASSED OUT ON THE COUCH WITH HID KIDS AS CUIROUS GEORGE PLAYS ON THE TV😭

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justkennadi · 10 months

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i’m so happy my nerd!armin thing is doing well (idk the difference between hcs and imagines👎🏾💔) cause we definitely need more of that content‼️🙄 i’m fr abt to take over the whole tag cause i got sm ideas…

#it’s literally 6am rn and i haven’t slept #nerd alert #nerd armin #new creator #i need to sleep #aot headcanons #aot

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elonmuskoutpizzasthehut · 2 years

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SFW modern head cannons for Armin

He’s so cute <333

SFW modern head cannons for Armin

He will text his partner goodnight and good morning almost everyday

He has a love hate relationship with parties

Would probably play “kid” games with his partner like roblox or sum when he is bored

(Is it bad that I still play roblox sometimes?)

Would probably be a weird thinker, like when ur in the shower and get those weird thoughts

Loves to call his partner 24/7 always wants to see or hear them

Would go to any concert with his partner

He would also go see musicals with his partner or by himself 100%

He was in a “weird” fandom as a kid

He got bullied for being in said fandom as a kid

Probably thinks about making cheesy poems for his partner

The type to get his partner a teddy bear, chocolate, cards, candy, etc for Valentines Day

Sorry this is kinda short I have homework to do

I kinda want to make a “how many kids do they want” with aot characters ngl

#armin headcanons #armin x reader #armin x gender neutral reader #sfw armin #sfw #armin modern au #armin alert #modern au

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mayariviolet · 3 months

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How They Drink Alcohol (AoT Men)

ft. Jean, Eren, Connie, Reiner and Armin.

Summary: What they drink when they go out partying or just attending social functions! Also, how they got introduced to alcohol in the first place!

a/n: General headcanons, but these characterizations are primarily for my upcoming Jean Kirstein x Reader fic! I will upload some WIP for the fic soon because I need to be held accountable to keep writing (help me, haha). Slight toxic masculinity from Eren and Jean?

Pro-Taking Shots: Connie and Eren.

Anti-Taking Shots: Reiner, Armin and Jean (he’s lying).

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Jean:

When he first started drinking, it started with skimming the top of his dad’s liquor before sneaking out to a house party. He watered down some rum before buying some coke at a corner store. Since then, it has been his go-to (and beer, specifically a corona). He doesn’t like ‘jungle juice’ concoctions, no matter how much Connie shoves them down his throat. However, he once went clubbing with your friends, and Connie convinced him to try this cocktail (lime mojito). At first, he was apprehensive, but he was like, “How fucking drunk can this chick drink get me?” and took a sip. Jean got belligerent that night that he didn’t know how many he ordered because it was so good. His credit card company sent him a message asking if his card had been stolen, and he had to explain that it was not a series of suspicious purchases. He is now a massive advocate for fancy cocktails (ESPECIALLY AN ESPRESSO MARTINI), so he’ll splurge on that when he’s out drinking. I can see him getting into whisky when he’s older. A lover of vodka soda, too.

Eren:

At a wedding when he was younger, his dad offered him a tequila shot (his mom found out and got mad later), and it caused him to vomit so badly that he didn’t drink again until his last year of high school. Eren is a huge beer drinker and ONLY A BEER DRINKER. (Or so he says). He is not very particular about brands, although he likes things more ‘hoppy’ to feel like a man. Eren is the kind of guy to get mad at you for not knowing how to pour beer properly and getting more foam than anything. He won’t admit it, but he had some sips of the lime mojito Jean was having. He got drunk and was over the moon. Eren tried other cocktails, but besides a Long Island iced tea, he’s not a huge fan of other cocktails. When he gets really drunk at the club (he's a lightweight but does a really good job of concealing how inebriated he is), he and Connie will coerce Jean into buying a STUPID AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL TO GET A TABLE (see Jean's suspicious credit card purchases). Think $50 Mango Ciroc and Patron!

Connie:

When he went on a family cruise at the age of nine, he ordered a “Shirley Temple” (virgin), and he was “drunk.” Fast forward to a shitty date he went on; he ordered a Shirley Temple again. Connie got belligerent, and his date had to take him home. He did not hear from her again. This man is a nut. He loves cocktails so much that he bought a cocktail kit, but he barely measures, so it’s just 90% alcohol and 10% any discernable flavour profile. Connie is the kind of friend who mixes you a drink and says: "It's mostly juice! Just Try it!" but it straight up tastes like pure gasoline. He’ll happily drink anything else but prefers cocktails and mixed drinks over beer, shots, etc. Connie is the type of guy to order “Blow Job” shots as a joke but then gets way drunker than everyone. Surprisingly, he’s a huge Reisingling fan. Unsurprisingly, he and Sasha got blackout at your birthday party after downing half a bottle of Pink Whitney (they snuck away to take turns throwing up in the guest washroom).

Reiner:

Huge whiskey nut and wine snob. He’ll talk your ear off about various wines he’s into, and he actually knows what he’s talking about. Reiner is the kind of guy who will bring a bottle of wine to a friend's birthday dinner, and he gets it RIGHT! He’ll drink beer (not particular about the brand). He only started drinking when he was legal, so there’s no crazy story other than the one time he and Bertolt went to a daytime wine tasting, and by the time they sobered up, it was nighttime, and they were 45 minutes outside of the city. Most times, if Reiner is in a work setting, he’ll drink what other people are drinking, too (but he’ll opt for a vodka seltzer). He’s tried cocktails before, but he’s not a fan.

Armin:

He hates beer. His grandfather offered him a swig when he kept looking at him, and he never drank again until he was legal. This man is a cider fan, and no one can tell me otherwise. Specifically blackberry and green apple. Armin enjoys wine (red > white) and will listen to Reiner babble on about the best ones. But his drink of choice is a bit pricey: champagne! But if he’s at a party, he’ll just settle for drinking a vodka cranberry. He mentioned to Connie that he likes “Shirley Temples” ONCE, and whenever they all go out, Connie will buy him one. Armin is too shy to decline, so he'll take a couple sips before giving it to either Eren or Jean (they will fight amongst themselves as to who gets to finish it).

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a/n: I included Armin and Reiner because I love them so much, but they're most likely not going to be in my upcoming fic! WAH. Specifically Reiner... I'm sorry, my beloved.

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AOT Royals And Their Ball Outfits