He goes especially crazy for you when your accent or native language slips out when you’re angry / irritated.
Whether you’re cursing in your native language or your words just come out with a strong accent, (and even if your frustration is directed towards him) he can’t help but be most extremely ‘a little’ distracted at how pretty and beautiful and sexy charming you sound and look right now.
…
Smirks watching you, then goes all quiet with a tiny tiny hint of withdrawal for just a second.
Says the bad word in your language “$&@#?”, waiting you to tell him what it means.
Just says the bad word confused (“‘$&@#?’ Hm?”) because he never heard you say it before.
Iwaizumi, Akaashi
Says “Yes babe” a comical 1 second after, getting you to giggle a bit. (They only say it if your frustration is not directed at them.)
Oikawa, Atsumu, Osamu, Matsukawa, Tanaka, Aran, Bokuto, Kenma, Iwaizumi, Nishinoya, Suna, Kuroo (says it in the car after you tell him off for driving too fast/ slow)
Is really quietly observing you with affection in his eyes and a tiny smile as you cuss out a trivial misfortune.
Suna, Kenma, Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Akaashi
Tries to be lowkey about this feeling of being absolutely enamoured but his face doesn’t look lowkey about it (it’s definitely the eyes and the little uptightness to his lips)
Yaku, Atsumu, Aran, Asahi (runs to his translator app), Tendou, Nishinoya, Sakusa, Sugawara, Daichi (who also does the professional husband chuckle), Tanaka, Tendou, Nishinoya
The idiot just says the most irrelevant phrases he learnt on duolingo i.e. ‘The horse is eating rice’ when he runs out of things to say to you while he’s driving, or in response to something you said that he didn’t understand.
Atsumu (you will never have peace, says it to Osamu too), Kuroo (says it when the traffic lights turn green to show approval), Nishinoya, Tendou, Tanaka, Asahi (just as a joke, he’s a duolingo pro), Yaku, Sugawara, Kenma (caressing your head while you’re resting on top of him in bed, says it randomly to see if he can make you giggle), Suna (the phrase is under your contact’s info on his phone, please explain to him it’s not appropriate especially as your his emergency contact), Bokuto, Aran (does his duolingo during work break and sends you screenshots of the best silly phrases with the added text “When can I use this?”), Sakusa (you’re the one bothering him ever since you saw him writing the phrase with the word blocks on duolingo)
+ Once texted you ‘the horse is eating rice’ in your language , then attached was a photo of his pet eating some rice that fell on the floor. Another time it’s a photo of his best friend eating rice.
For my prize, literally anything Inarizaki related💕
£ hcs of Inarizaki losing their kid(s) in a public or not so public area! enjoy!
tw: language, but sfw! :) children, mentions of kidnapping and abduction, panicking, & fluff! a name wheel decided the gender of the kids! tell me if I looked over something!
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£ Happens at a festival, which has got to be the worst place to lose anything... EVER.
£ The thing is that he let go of his kid's hand to buy her she wanted from the vendor. Then, he turned around to give her the little Hello Kitty plushie she asked for and–
£ She wasn't there?!
£ The worst-case scenario is the first thing that comes to his mind:
£ His kid was just kidnapped! Somebody swooped her up and ran off!! >:0
£ Drops whatever he was doing and immediately starts calling her name.
£ Oh, man. how was he gonna tell you that he lost your kid?
£ Hold on, you were with them when she went missing.
£ Definitely takes him a while to realize you're not there either, but when he realizes, he deadass freaks out.
£ Cause they took you TOO?
£ They fr just abducted his little family???
£ Bro starts wailing and yodeling both of your names, and the bypassers are wondering why there's a grown ass man crying and holding a Hello Kitty plushie.
"Aran, what are you crying for?"
£ His head whips around so fast that he almost gets whiplash, and he runs over to scoop you both up in a big bear hug.
£ You could barely make out what he was saying through his hiccups, but you told him that you had to take your 4 year old to the bathroom because she had to use the bathroom.
£ He ultimately feels silly for crying over nothing and holds his little girl even tighter.
"Aw, dry your tears away, papa!"
£ For some reason, the tears fall even more.
£ Moral of the story: going to the bathroom is a family activity.
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£ On his farm cause he becomes an extremely cautious parent once he steps off his property with his son.
£ He loses his kid in the most sensible way: playing hide-and-seek.
£ Ngl, he's a protective parent, so if he searches for the kid in 4 places and still can't find him, he starts getting anxious.
£ Once that happens, he calmly asks you to help him find him. He literally:
"Ya wanna help look for 'im, love? We should give 'im a good ticklin' when we find 'im."
£ Now, you think it's a game, but he's secretly on high alert. Heightened senses and all.
£ Saying he's on the prowl sounds crazy, but he's fr on the prowl. 💀💀
£ He's sniffing his son out like a wolf, and he's so close to his son’s hiding place.
£ The anticipation is getting to the 6 year old, and he stays hidden for as long as he can. Well, until his bladder betrays him.
£ The poor boy fr comes out from his hiding spot sloshing in his wellies.
"Um, dad. I... had an accident."
£ If you've played an intense game of hide-and-seek, you know what I mean.
£ Kita feels so BAD cause he hounded the urine out of his son, but at the same time, he's glad the boy wasn’t lost.
£ You both reassure him that it's okay and help him waddle to the house.
£ Big W for Kita.
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£ Dude would probably lose his kids in his own house.
£ Very clingy with his kids, so if they leave his sight for a second, he believes he lost them.
£ Just for the record, they're twins; one girl and one boy. Fate chose him.
£ He most likely lost his kids when he turned his back to them to fix them a snack. Then, he turned back around, and they had VANISHED.
£ One word to describe this man: HYSTERICAL.
£ Immediately, bro throws the snacks and frantically searches for them.
£ Cause where could they be?? How far could they go in that short time he'd turned around?
£ Checks nearly the whole house. Their bedrooms, the living room, the bathroom, and the kitchen. He even checks outside.
£ He comes back in after running himself ragged for at least an hour, but to no avail. That must mean...
£ EVIL SPIRITS CAME AND PREYED ON THEIR SWEET INNOCENT SOULS.
£ Yes, he's highly superstitious.
£ Ends up making the executive to march upstairs and consult with you.
£ He gets to your shared room and BURSTS through the door; almost slammed the shit off its hinges.
"Hun, they took 'em! Dammit! I warned 'em 'bout evil that dwells in the dark! The haints, sum'n paranormal!"
"Jeez, Atsu, can you quiet down? They just crashed. Tell me what the parnormal took with your inside voice."
£ Automatically notices that your kids are lying down with you, and all of his worries wash away.
£ He brushes the whole ordeal off his shoulder like a grain of salt and tells you nevermind.
doing that silly little lipstick tiktok trend to the song “k.” by cigarettes after sex with them. when you pan the camera to him wiping away your smudged lipstick and he’s just staring at you with so much adoration and a little smile on his lips—face covered in kiss marks. which causes you to smile hard at the sight. once the audio cuts off and the video stops you turn to him, “see that was fun wasn’t it?” and he’s completely zoned or now just staring at your lips—his slightly parted. you know exactly what he wants now and you wouldn’t hesitate to lean in to lock your lips with his. once you pull out of the kiss he’s cheesing and is all, “if there’s ever anymore trends like that don’t even ask me, i’ll do it no questions asked.”
. note. sinnie makes a post like this again? shocking i know.
☆— 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐓
if there’s one thing that you absolutely love, it’s him sneaking his cold hand under the hem of your shirt. you noticed the little figures he draws on your stomach with the tip of his fingers and you can’t help but smile as his hand goes limp after a minute or so. placing your hand on his, you too finally drift off to sleep.
sleeping between your thighs is his favorite position to sleep in. no one can convince him otherwise. the possibility of having your thighs around his waist and him laying on your chest— what else could he wish for. if you’re not generous enough to scratch his scalp, he will squeeze your thighs for you to start doing so.
laying on his chest is like sleeping on a cloud-like pillow. his hand placed on the small of your back, squeezing your hips once in a while as you squirm against him. he finds it cute honestly. he can’t get enough of your sleeping face. eyes puffy and lips plump as he slightly bends over to place a soft kiss on your head.
You sensed his size when you dropped your hand on his thigh in the car on the way home, slowly stroking it down to the prominent bulge beneath his trousers. Your eagerness to reach in and masturbate him mercilessly intensified when your thumb brushed his tip and he shivered from the touch.
You thanked God when he parked the car in the garage and you sat on his lap, discovering after pulling down his waistband, that under those old grey sweatpants there was no other garment covering his erection.
"God, it's exactly as I imagined" heedless of his desires, you hurriedly masturbated him slowly, salivating as you watched leaks appear from time to time as your fist squeezed the tip.
"Just sit down on it" his weak breathing became a torture. "Wanna you to take it whole"
You were going to fuck it. For your life you were gonna fuck that fucking cock. You got accustomed to the pain when you let him pound your weak spot over and over again, so you took advantage of it and used it as you please, turning your guts into chaos, driving you to madness between weeping and wailing, turning you into a drooling, desperate little mess.
"It's amazing to feel ya so deep inside baby" the palm of his hand on your belly helped you feel him every time you bounced, increasing the warm feeling growing in you. "Can't wait for you to take me just as good in your throat".
⊹˚₊‧ calling your bf as husband for the first time
a/n! saw this trend on tiktok and some of the reactions were so damn cute that i can't help and think how will the hq boys react to their s/o calling them husband sobs
he didn’t hear it the first time but immediately paused on what he was doing to turn and look your way the second time you said it. husband, you say? he can’t help but visibly smirk as he pulls up his phone to chat with his friend/s or maybe tweet or note something such as “guess who just got called by their pretty partner as husband today.”
he was confused at first and thought he just might have misheard you. you can visibly see the blush on his face even when he tries to hide it away after you repeated your words again, now emphasizing the word husband more. he kept quiet as he tried to collect himself, still trying to process what you just called him. when he finally did, he immediately asked you, “can you please repeat what you just said and call me husband again?”
he immediately started kicking his feet and smiling ear to ear as he called you wifey/hubby with much emphasis. he even sat up from his seat to kiss you and hug you before lovingly asking you to repeat your words and call him husband again. it will take him so much time before moving on from what you just called him, maybe even not moving on at all and making the word husband your new word of endearment for him.
soundtrack. vacation bible school — ayesha erotica.
genre. smau + written narrations. smut. university!au.
taglist. open — comment or send in an ask to be added.
cardinal rule number one of university; don't fuck your classmates. unless they happen to have something you want.
premise. ‘friends with benefits’? more accurately fuck buddies with perks. you don’t fuck just any guy with a dick, and you certainly do not chase after men.
you don’t chase, they just come to you on their own terms and you get to fool around as you please, reaping the rewards for a little fun. and it’s all no strings attached, right?
“hold on, how do you know suna?”
“suna? suna who? i don’t know anybody by that name.”
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NOTE. episodes marked with ᝰ.ᐟ mean it has narrations! episodes listed here are subject to change. this series is very narration heavy, most episodes will have narrations.
SEASON ONE.
[ 🖇️ ] EPISODE ONE. — take notes for me, man.
[ 🖇️ ] EPISODE TWO. — another rager thrown down the hall.
[ 🖇️ ] EPISODE THREE. — and where are you going? ᝰ.ᐟ