Final Day of @tamlinweek! Thanks for this amazing event!
Inspired by this post @kateprincessofbluewhales @achaotichuman @riote y'all are so fuckin funny, I just couldn't pass it up!
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*jigsaw voice* “Hello, Doctor Wilson. I want to play a game. In front of you, you will find a stack of divorce papers. Next to it, you will find a box of rings with needles attached to their centers. For every document you count in the stack, you must put one of the rings on. You have until clinic duty to preform this task. If you fail, you will have to give 100 dollars in unmarked bills to Dr. Gregory House, who is in no way involved in this test. Lose a bet, or lose your fingers, James, the choice is yours.”
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THE FIGHT SCENE WITH RYAN AND THE SUBSTITUTE, GIVING THE METEORITE A PERSONALITY AND STORY, PROFESSORS LOVING PARENTS, THE CALLBACK TO BEING THROWN OUT OF A WINDOW, RYANS BADASS LINE BEFORE DEFEATING THE SUBSTITUTE, THE GENIES BEETLEJUICE VIBES, BEEF BOY BEING ONE OF THE LAST THINGS THE PROFESSOR THOUGHT OF BEFORE HE KNEW HE WAS ABOUT TO DIE, THAT FUCKING REUNION HUG—
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happy 1k!!! 💚 would you be willing to do malleus and flowers? go crazy!
thank you!! <3 i'll go crazy just like he will C;
MALLEUS DRACONIA + FLOWERS (1k event details)
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“Nyehh!” Grim wails, slamming the front door shut with a bang.
You jump, whipping around to see the cat monster clutching his nose as though someone had punched him.
“Grim? What happened?” you ask, rushing over to your companion.
Grim lets you scoop him up into his arms, whining about something about flowers and pollen before he lets out the most earth shattering sneeze you’ve ever heard. You set him down and he bolts away from the door as fast as his little legs will carry him.
You turn towards the door, curious about what could be on the other side as you reach for the doorknob.
It opens.
You gasp, hands shooting up to cover your gaping mouth.
There are mountains and mountains of flowers on Ramshackle’s front porch, all of varying sizes and shapes and colors. There must be at least fifty bouquets that you can see in the entryway alone, all tied together with shimmering ribbons lined with gold.
Who did this?!
You step out onto the porch to examine the bouquets more closely, and something crunches under your foot. You flinch and jump back, hoping you didn’t step on another beautiful bouquet, but when you look down you find it's only a letter. You pick it up and gently tear open the envelope, unfolding the creamy white paper you find inside. The letter is written in a swirling handwriting written in dark green ink.
Dear Child of Man,
I heard that you like flowers. I hope these bouquets are satisfactory. If you ever require anything, please lean on me.
M. D.
Straight to the point, but so adorably foolish. You can’t help the bubbly laughter that escapes you—only Malleus would take a small piece of information about you so far.
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franthony wet tshirt contest
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taemin's genderqueer tee, key's pride edition nikes, minho's harnesses, taemin's blush and freckles, key's inner thigh slit pants, minho's sleeveless shirts, taemin's crop tops and mullet, key's skirts
stylist team, we thank you 🫡
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In response to your Alfred writing quandary I think it may help if you remember that at the end of the day Alfred is there as Bruce’s support. For the most part his actions and reactions will lead back to what is best for Bruce. He may care for the kids but at the end of the day Bruce and his wellbeing will be placed over any of the other bat fams unless there is an immediate need. That isn’t to say that he doesn’t love/care for them. They just are not his top priority.
He’s the worst kind of helicopter parent that will do anything for HIS child. He will still let him make his own choices, judging him all the while, but will go behind and give him the best chance at success to come back.
Hope this helps!
Anon, I freaking love you, I was literally going to cry
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