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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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I have been somewhat obsessed with the phrase "In what scientists are calling 'pretty gay,'" for many years because of this ancient xkcd

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#this is how i feel about the plots i come up with constantly

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apple car^

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she's everything

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I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.

I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)

#op youre lying. youre staight up lying #my brain cannot comprehend this

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Five: Listen we have eight days until the apocalypse happens again— we don't have time for this

Cru, who fully understands this and is going to help, but also is experiencing feelings for the first time ever: THATS GREAT. WISH YOU LUCK. HAVE FUN. SEND A POSTCARD. OR DONT. AAAAAAAAAA. AAH.

#self rb #ignore my cringe (self insert) posting #cru posting #sona shenanigans #sardonic rambles

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dream blunt rotation two-bit dally and darry (he doesn’t smoke but)

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i miss the bad guys. like they really took the only good thing about zootopia (furries) and made it infinitely better by Not being copaganda

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curly and ponyboy on a plane

sorry for oversaturating the purly market I'm using them to cope so I don't have to do homework

they're both about to throw up btw

#that last frame always reminds me of NUCLEAR WARHEAD versus COUGHING BABY

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purly and purly anti

low-key was stuck on angel for a little but I settled on wanting her to look like a doll

angela is the only one here w good posture. I like to think the ribbons are old ribbons meant to be used on gift wrapping

#YAYYYYY I LOVE THEM #your art is so cool op

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Five: Listen we have eight days until the apocalypse happens again— we don't have time for this

Cru, who fully understands this and is going to help, but also is experiencing feelings for the first time ever: THATS GREAT. WISH YOU LUCK. HAVE FUN. SEND A POSTCARD. OR DONT. AAAAAAAAAA. AAH.

#ignore my cringe (self insert) posting #cru posting #sona shenanigans #sardonic rambles

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I don't know who you are or how you ended up in my following but you're here now I guess

Classic pukicho follower moment