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dairy-farmer · 2 months
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Red robin gets cowified
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Sudden mass mutation au, where a magical alien decides that the only way to ethically source diary products in the human capitalists society, is to cowify 0.1% of the human population. Its not a sudden change either, its a gradual change. Some people change in only 2 months, others can take up to a year.
No one is safe, any mature man or woman can become mutated. The mutations can vary, some crow hooves and tails, others grow horns and patches of fur, others grow permanent patterned peach-fuzz and long fluffy hanging ears. If you look closely, some may even grow new sturdy and flat teeth, perfect for eating grass. The only consistent mutation, is the growth of milking tits, and some more upper body strength. 
People usually notice too late to stop the most common change, and there is no reversing any mutations. There is a certain horror to loosing your bodily autonomy, something Red Robin is no stranger to. He might have been able to mitigate some of the more extreme changes, if he had actually payed attention to his physical health.
It had started with a faint itch on his ears, like there was a single hair-strand constantly caressing it in the most annoying way. But Tim didn’t think too much of it, he probably just needed another haircut or something. Then there was the itch on his temples around his hairline. But seeing as Jack Drake was bald, Tim always violently shoved any thoughts around that body area in a little box with all his insecurities. 
It didn’t help that Tim has always been a little skinny guy, so the increase of peach-fuzz was probably because of the cold temperature change, and his loss in body weight. His body was always a little sore, vigilante life will do that to you. But when his balance started getting affected, that is when Tim started to notice that something may not be right with his body. 
It wasn’t like Tim didn’t know about these changes, after all, he was part of the Justice League task force that researched and monitored the mutations around the world closely. It did not take long for him to figure out what might be going on. He was in denial, he refused to acknowledge it even after he got physical proof.
But he was not enough in denial to not hide any changes. At the moment, he was the only human at the Justice League that mutated, how embarrassing. Tim did not even want to think about the way his family(?) would react, he might just die spontaneously.
Of course though, his mind would never give him peace. Bruce would probably permanently bench him, maybe even stand awkwardly around him, with that disappointed frown Tim never wanted directed towards him. Maybe he would disown him not that Tim was legally his son anymore if he ever was, maybe he would remove Tim’s co-ceo position. He could loose any respect Bruce has to him, gosh Tim could not live with himself if he became a bother to Bruce.   
Dick would become even more awkward with Tim. They were never quite able to repair their relationship, even as Damian mellowed out and stopped outright hating Tim. He would probably start to hover again, like when Tim came back to Gotham. Like he wanted to say something, do something, but had just talked himself out of it. Dick had always been predictably unpredictable. If there was one thing he definitively learned from Bruce, is to be completely unreadable whenever he felt like it. It drove Tim up the walls.
Tim could probably not say much about current Jason’s reaction, but it probably was similar to Damian’s. Mocking, intentionally malicious and would probably hit him where it hurt the most. There was a reason Tim barely interacted with them anymore. 
He had essentially lost contact with Cass as she befriended Stephanie. Old feelings of hurt and betrayal never quite leaving his heart no matter how long it had been, no matter how long time had passed. He was happy for Cass, and Stephanie too for that matter. But he could not look Stephanie in the eye, and Tim did not want them to know that. 
Tim had never felt more isolated, never been more isolated. He knows that this will only become worse over time, he had observed that cow-people were the healthiest with people they considered their herd. The feelings of isolation would only intensify as he mutated, and it would start reflecting on his health. 
There were medications to stop these some of the changes, Tim theorised that the less changes he goes trough, the less instincts he has. A shot in the dark, but he had nothing else. But Tim could not borrow some from the cave or the league, he could not risk revealing himself. Tim would have to make them himself, or buy them under the table. Tim is many things, but he is not a doctor or a pharmacist, so buying under the table it is. 
Tim could not let anyone he knows know about this, he is willing to to take any risks to keep it secret. Never mind the societal uncertainty around cow-people, but Tim feared people close to him more than society. Maybe he should have payed more attention to that, and trusted his loved ones more. 
Because one day he flies too close to the sun, and ends up getting temporarily kidnapped in a “milk and dash” while he was scouting some dealers. Human milk is still a taboo, but it can be downright addicting sometimes. And people still haven’t figured out why some cow people have better milk than others, so at the moment gangs will randomly sample any cow-person they can find on the streets, and then dump them, alive and milked, a block away. 
Tim never expected to be a victim of this himself, but he was also in the unique position of having resistance to several sedatives. He had gathered evidence other cow-people could not. It was blurry, but he distinctively remembered dog barks, and some of the numbers of plates on the van. Now it wasn’t just about Tim anymore, he might have to come clean. Never mind that had been the first proper milking he had ever experienced, but all insecurities are shoved in the box. 
que angst, sexy milking and fluffy feelings (~o-o)~
the cow hybrids are probably a polarizing topic with some people wanting to study this new phenotype, others arguing about whether the cow hybrids classified as human or farm animal now, people questioning the ethics of using the cow hybrid’s milk as a food source because lots of studies are coming out about it’s taste, nutrition, and...addictive quality. tim is aware of all of it because he knows that it will all directly impact him eventually. but he does his best to ignore it. like when he and a bunch of other tech savy capes were called up to the watchtower to help with reestablishing their systems after a villain’s solar flare plan ended up frying the systems. tim had pretended not to notice or see the newly printed porn magazines featuring cow hybrids who have started branching out much to great success. it’s not like tim doesn’t know about the sexualization of cow hybrids, of course he does. something about the whole ‘perpetually milky tits’ just made people lose their minds.
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yesyes yseyhsey yes yes yesy yes ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cowifying tim is SOOOOO good!!!!!!!!! an alien forcibly transforming a portion of the population into milk hybrids is soo good!!! and tim!!!! would be so perfect with puffy, milky tits, soft cow ears and tiny little horns!!!!!
but tim hadn’t had to deal with that yet. at least it wasn’t a huge problem yet. cow hybrids had a bit of a mixed reputation. a few of them had fallen deeper into the ‘dumbing’ spell that alien had cast to make them lax mooing sweet things that had to be taken care of. others were struck with severe brian fog but still managed to maintain control of themselves. some even used their new...affliction to create new careers like that one cow hybrid who became the face of a milk brand tim started buying. another started a line of ‘horn polish’ for cow hybrids that tim occasioally mulled over purchasing even though his horns were tiny and barely protruding out of his head so he could still hide them with his hair.
but still despite all that. tim doesn’t say a word about his slow transformation🥺🥺🥺
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xenoshadow13 · 1 month
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Pspspspspsspspspsps
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Don't mind me here, just smile and giggle at these two dorks for a bit.
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the-belladonna-project · 11 months
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Yeyeyeye (Betty again)
I made fan art of Milo!!
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I wanted to make fanart of multiple characters, but I started with him because I thought it was so sweet that he liked lemons so I gave him one he can eat with a straw :)
*Btw I hope it's ok if I send multiple messages, lemme know if the spam is annoying!! I'm not familiar with Tumblr so I'm never sure ❤️
Xoxo Betty
It's my turn to say hope you don't mind spam, since I got both asks at once 😅
I love the Milo doodle, especially the drinkable lemon!
Also the wings, fluff and antennae are great too, as that's exactly how I picture him! 😊
Feel free to send as many asks as you want, I just might not see them for a day or two, but I'll answer as soon as! Also thank you for enjoying this project so much, and fanart is definitely welcome (and I might draw some myself at some point after the moodboard 😅)
But yes, thank you so much for Milo art, and feel free to submit more if you want!
Thanks again Betty, and good wishes! <3
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nuzipilled · 1 month
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So imagine if Murder Drones show affection like big cats where they would lay down and when their partner approaches they grab and pull them into a tight embrace on the ground.
(They usually do this to show relief when one of them had been missing for a long time.)
a little unrelated to the original concept, but on the subject of big cats, this ask and someone suggesting n pouncing on uzi like a calvin and hobbes panel to show affection on twitter inspired me enough to doodle smth for it
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I am 41 years old, and there has been a Black Barbie in my home since I was a small child. There were Christie dolls and there sometimes was a Barbie doll that was simply a Barbie doll, but in Black. So, I'm unsure how old one would have to be when they were living in an era without Black Barbie dolls.
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zvdvdlvr · 3 months
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Thigh obsessed hotch 👀 and his hands are big enough to cover so much surface. It's the first place his hand goes whether you're under him or in his lap, his palm and fingertips tracing from your knee to your back side before gripping a generous handful. His favourite place to be is with his face buried between your thighs sometimes he holds on so tight he leaves behind fingerprint bruises 🥵 yeah I agree thigh hotch gimmie
Yes yes yes!!!
he loves making your plush thighs a pretty canvas for bruises and hickies that only he can see :,))))
Is there anything better than that? YES!!!!!! Aaron giving you head- while keeping that Iron Grip™️ on your thighs- until your legs are TREMBLING😝
It’s def a comfort thing to Aaron too, not just about sex. He’s 1000% the kinda guy to tuck his hand between your thighs when he’s driving! Sometimes his hands naturally gravitate to your thighs, softly squeezing them to ground him or just to keep his hands busy.
OH OH OH AND Aaron’s eyes bugging out of his head when he sees Jack fall asleep on your lap, head resting on your thighs because you couldnt hold him because you had stuff you need to use your hands for! Aaron loves you and Jack so much, and knowing you’re great with kids just makes Hotch want to give you some more ;)
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thenightfolknetwork · 19 days
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Hello! You have a problem. You were cursed by a witch to only be able to communicate in second person. This is annoying, but manageable. However, the curse turned out a bit strong, and anyone who tries to talk to you will ALSO only be able to communicate in second person while communicating with you.
You will be honest, you kind of totally deserved the curse. You were rude to the witch on your date and acted VERY self-centered and didn't ask her about herself, very bad etiquette, etcetera. You're honestly fine with just riding the curse out at least for a while longer, it's a good reminder that you aren't perfect and growth is a constant process.
But you're pretty sure that the extra-strength whammy is probably very disconcerting for anyone you're trying to talk to, especially if they're not expecting it, and it's making your job as a call center tech support advisor VERY confusing for everyone involved. And you'd just text the witch to go, hey, you understand that curses are meant to be inconvenient and this is all part of the lesson and whatnot, but you don't think it's fair to strangers who need help with their iPhones, so could you maybe adjust that a bit? But he blocked you on Grindr and you don't know how to get in contact with him elsewise, so you're making a hail mary by trying to call into TNN.
You're pretty sure you don't actually need advice but you'd appreciate it if maybe you could get the word out that if anyone knows a witch in Southpoole with a rocking body, GREAT tongue, bit of a lisp, and mottled brown scales, PLEASE have him contact you about this and also you're sorry--no, sorry, YOU'RE sorry--agh, whatever, you get what you mean.
You can certainly see how- Ah. Yes, you see the problem. You had been somewhat optimistic the curse might not extend to this more removed form of communication, but it seems you were mistaken.
You can certainly get the word out on your platforms – if any of your other followers recognise the individual in question based on that rather… enthusiastic description, please do encourage them to get in touch with the author of this letter at their earliest convenience.
.You say you're willing to ride out the curse until its natural end. That is entirely up to you, of course. However, you would like to note that mild to moderate curses can often be lifted by other practitioners without too much trouble.
If the curse grows overly wearisome or hasn't lifted by itself in, say, two months time, you recommend seeking out a local practitioner and having the curse ended that way. As always, do make sure any practitioner you hire for such work has a proper license, and steer clear of anyone making overblown claims about their abilities.
Finally, while you are generally of the opinion that curses are a rather tasteless way of handling interpersonal conflicts, you must allow, they can be rather effective.
You hope you have learnt your lesson as well as you claim, and that you will be more considerate in the future – or at the very least, save your rudeness for dates who can't call on dark powers to inflict weird suffering upon you in retaliation.
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shiftythrifting · 2 months
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Woo, spotted my first Poot! He's slightly chipped
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I have this one, it's one of my favs!
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bunnyjesters · 2 months
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saying kys even as a joke is fucking gross btw
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irhabiya · 2 months
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based on the submissions i got in my inbox, don't ask why your dialect isn't here!
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the-belladonna-project · 11 months
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I made a charcter!!
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So, this is Jumper, he is an elderly bunnyfolk who's a janitor for the school.
He once lived with others of his kind, where they called him Jumper for his love of Jumping. He was an amasing jumper and so a leader to his people, but one day was challenged by his mortal enemy, the other jumping bunny, Hop Hop.
He tried his best, but was too old and got defeated: feeling he had lost his honour, he began to wander alone in the forest, sad and grumpy.
But one day he was accidentally mistaken for a lost pet and brought to an animal shelter. Insulted by such a mistake, he evaded the pet shop, and later on found himself working at the academy.
Now he’s just an angry old man who hates the youth and disorder.
That’s it!! I kept it sweet and easy and wrote some more gimmics for him in the picture up here, hope you like him and he can be picked as a minor character, also feel free to modify and add more to his character!! I dind’t go much into the magic aspect because I’m not too practical with it but please don’t worry about implementing it too! :>
*Almost forgot!! He lives in the janitor closet, but the janitor closet is one of those funny rooms where everything looks cheap and ugly but there is actually a secret passage that leads to a super fancy and luxurious secret area no one else can enter (i find it an always great cliche)
-Betty
Hi there Betty!
Thank you so much for submitting your character, and thanks for clarifying I could add little bits; i kept as much of your ideas as i could, but made a little tweak here and there, i hope that's okay :)
I've posted his character profile, and if there's anything you'd like changed or removed, please let me know!
Also I'm answering this publicly because i saw your tag on your blog, so I'm guessing you don't mind people knowing your blog name? if I'm wrong, let me know and I'll take this answer down and just leave your nickname up :)
Thank you again for the submission, and welcome to the Belladonna Project!
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turtletoads · 4 months
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sifting through my old csp files and compiled the one piece fanarts i never posted
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nuzipilled · 1 month
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Have you watched the film Arashi No Yoru Ni (One Stormy Night), it's a sweet film about a wolf and goat becoming friends?
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You can watch it for free on YouTube.
i have. its been a long time but i remember it as being a very lovely watch. i’m always a sucker for unlikely predator/prey dynamics where despite everything, the love they share for eachother is strong enough to overcome their instincts/impulses.
brainrot time because thats what im here for; the idea of uzi and n sharing a similar bond, especially near the beginning of their friendship establishment, (im imagining post episode 1 & 2) with uzi attempting to unlearn the fear of disassemblers that’s been socially instilled in her since birth and n in turn actively resisting against cyn’s programming to kill, consume and destroy someone he now holds very dear to him.
n i think struggles with it psychologically alot more than uzi does, i’m sure for her it’s more of a gut reaction. their body language is subtle, uzi tensing up just slightly if n makes any movements that appear to be a little too sudden for her tastes, or n catching fleeting, candid glances of uzi, usually when she’s in a position where she seems vulnerable and her suddenly looking *incredibly* appealing—not necessarily in the romantic sense (yet) and more like the framing in episode 3 in doll’s apartment—and having to struggle with his own impulses as well as the fear of/hangups on potentially hurting her.
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thatdeadaquarius · 9 months
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THE SAGAU FANFIC ONE-SHOT WINNER IS...
🎊🎉🌿Eldritch! Reader AU🌿🎉🎊
Just a small annoucement for the winner, though I'm sure we all saw the results lol
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Have a snippet, hope you enjoy!
*disclaimer: subject to change, this is a draft, no finalized version yet.
At least, you were pretty sure of where you were now. But that didn't mean it made any more sense. You hadn't recognized it at first, but the Irminsul was unmistakable after a minute of looking at it and the surrounding blue. The lights were incredible, with sparkles and stars floating up from the ground. Strange, nearly mechanical patterns flared out from its branches. The only difference between the Irminsul in-game versus the real one you see now is the rapid swelling and filling out of its trunk. As you had woken up more and more, ignoring the strange state of your body for now, it had let out weirdly nostalgic noises. Like a computer booting up, and a million other digital pings or tunes as it grew. As you tentatively reach a hand out to touch the trunk, a familiar book materializes. The dark blue pages flip to the first page instead of to the middle of the book. ...isn't this usually the really obscure "Archives" animation from the Paimon settings page? What's it doing here?? In gold writing that hovers slightly above the pages, your (presumed) stats display. The eerily familiar Genshin Impact font rapidly types itself out from left to right. /gamemode: admin *Executing... *Executing... *Loading... *Loading... *... *...Success! *Your gamemode has been changed. " Player." [ADMIN.] EXP: 1000000#%$+??? DEF: ?%@****+~?? ATTK: ??*!!%^<=+? POWERS: - ??";*&%[]\/%? - &%#@?<_++}] - ~`*(-_+}|\\!!??^& ...you decide to stop looking at your... stats, for now. Because more importantly, as you pull your hand back from the book (letting it float in place in front of the Irminsul trunk again), you notice something even more off. Your hand. It's... wrong. As you trail your eyes up your arm, you choke back a sense of panic. Sure enough, when you bring the right arm over to poke and try to smear the seemingly black paint that drenches your left arm, it too is covered in black. Your arms are pitch black. And as you attempt to touch your forearm for more answers, only to phase through it... you begin to think maybe this is not, in fact, paint. And as you realize you are hovering, instead of standing in place, you begin to think this is, in fact, the very real world of Genshin Impact. ...you decide to lay back down on the weird blue ground (?) and take a nap.
Maybe start today over.
I'll be working on asks in the mean time!
But this'll be higher priority/posted soon bc I'm worried I'll forget abt it otherwise lmao
Idk if anybody cares that much, but I'll go ahead and ask just in case:
I hope you guys are having a great week, wherever you may be!
Safe Travels,
💀♒️
♡the beloveds♡
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche / @chocogi / @fallen-starr
@yomilyy / @0rah-s / @idontknowwhatimdoingbutweball / @blackstar-gazer
(^^^ dw you'll still get tagged when the actual piece is out! :)
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fitzs-space · 4 months
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Fitzzz can you draw Sculk Grian/warden Grian? Pleaseee? if you are too busy that's fine!
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I'm throwing this at y'all like a pack of wolves.
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