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shiftythrifting · 2 months
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So I work in an auction house, and we just got a large consignment of Poots in…
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Including at least a dozen Onion Poots alone
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Some friends of Beet Poot that supposedly used to have candles inside based on the wick and leftover wax on the inside. The right one somewhat reminds me of sh*tter frog.
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shiftycontests · 2 years
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For the 🅱️eet Poot Day contest!
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beetposting · 11 months
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goodymcgoodface · 2 years
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Beet Poot wishes Shanah Tovah to their Jewish friends
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lowkeyed1 · 2 years
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antiquing finds that did not come home with me from iowa: 1. late stage capitalism monkey 2. tiger has seen too much 3. fucking fantastic art that was priced $$$$$ 4. very disturbing kitten wine bottle holder. that mouth! 5. beet poot & friends (tm) 6. oil & vinegar dicks 7 & 8. giant glass stein that says 'you're proud of your fast cummins but your ole lady loves my slow powerstroke'. had a companion that said 'get a toke of my powerstroke'. nobody tell me what this all means, i would rather keep the mystery alive
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katbatmadethat · 11 months
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Bwaaah
I am exhausted this morning due to my terrible sleep habits (well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions). I woke up and went "Hehe I bet tumblr has some good insomnia memes."
I searched 'insomnia' and got the Everything okay? post.
Look, tumblr, my friend. I'm very glad that post exists. I'm sure people need it sometimes. But no, everything is not okay. Have you met your own userbase? The tumblr brand of comedy doesn't stem from widespread okayness. I didn't spend five minutes giggling about the ceramic horror known as Beet Poot because I'm well-adjusted.
I'm glad you're checking in, but gimme my weird sleep-deprived funnies, I humbly ask of you.
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bootleg-bat · 4 years
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I found these poots
It appears that the first one murdered the poot king for his crown but he wants more power
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The second must be a rival king, cowering in fear that he will be found and smashed
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realdirtfacts · 4 years
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The Danish relative!
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A Danish relative! The word says sweets in Danish
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megamethrat · 4 years
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the beet poot shall soon be mine
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shiftythrifting · 2 months
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I found a poot! This is an Apple Sauce poot, happy and smiling. 
In the Woodside charity shop, in Tavistock, in Devon, England.
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Beet Poot and friends
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Found in Elsecar Heritage Centre, Barnsley, submission from hieronymus.   Read the full article
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This is celeryman. He has the same face on the back of his head. I found him for £2.50 in an MSPH charity shop. He now lives in our kitchen, looking down on us all.
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beetposting · 2 years
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icarus-suraki · 4 years
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It’s a #beetpoot of my very own! Only mine is #pickledcabbage and I love it. @shiftythrifting check out my #beetpootfamily member 💗💗💗 https://www.instagram.com/p/B8wSDyrgUg6/?igshid=1fffevutaf76s
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Do you guys plan on making a new shifty thrifting blog here on tumblr?
As of right now, no. I think a couple of us are still holding out hope we can regain access, but Tumblr really fucked us over with this entire situation. It seems unlikely right now.
If anyone wants to hang with the ST gang, come visit ShiftyThrifting.com! We got instagram, twitter and our own domain now. There’s links on the site! 
Also you can chill and trade thrift garbage with us on Discord! 
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