#anon im dying

[thatoneluckybee]

ANON???

#JHGYHUIJWOPEFJREHOUGIYWFHUOPDEQ{FKWIJROUHGIHFOEPD{KLDCJNBHWIUE(DOPQ{EKWJRGEBHIUFWEJOKDQWL #IMMEDIATE FAV #text fav #anonymous #ANON IM DYING #asks

[spideyhexx]

Malnutrition causes poor circulation which causes cold limbs ✋🏻

He’s cold hand bf because he’s hungry because poverty

DJSJJJDJEJDJDDJ🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

sejanus would feed him

#asks #anon im dying #cackling #you’re right im just #laughing so hard

[silvercaptain24]

It's fun to see your interaction with the shark person, makes you look like you are real siblings

@sharky-the-shark

XD

#ANON IM DYING #asks and answers #anon!!!

[chucktaylorupset]

mousegirl in a jerry from tom and jerry way eats a giant wedge of cheese and is shaped like the women's bathroom sign

*WHEEZE*

#my post #ask and answer #i answer #anon im dying #i am slain #you have killed me #almost fucking fell out of my chair

[bruciemilf]

Imagine Harvey dent sneaking into Wayne manor after another gang fight with penguin only for Civilian!Bruce to be in those slutty ass black night gowns glaring at him from the steps of the manor waiting for his husband to get home.

Aka I would like to offer you chaotic civilian billionaire bruce and his very tired mob! boss husband.

Harvey dent fears no man expect the wrath of his husband, imagine trying to take down Twoface and failing only for him to be brought down by his tiny and very angry husband lecturing him on missing another date.

They also most definitely had a "excuse my husband asked fr no pickels" moment

I'm sorry I really needed to share this idea that's been rotting in my brain.

NO, BUT THIS IS SO IMPORTANT. Vital. We should be talking about this until time dies.

Bruce being a civilian and STILL marrying one of the most notorious criminals without any qualms is possibly the most take ever.

He's invited to brunches and galas and pretentious pool parties where everyone eats tiny sandwiches and talk about wanting to poison their husbands soon.

Bruce sighs all dreamy, eyes sparkling, " I gave Harvey a bazooka for his birthday and he was so happy he blew up the police station. He knows me so well."

Not to mention, Two Face's street credit fluctuates between flourishing and absolutely tanking.

He'll have some poor bastard ankles up, dangling above the white sharks he bought for Damian's birthday, and in the middle of his Menacing speech, his phone rings.

"And when you see God, tell him I -- Oh. Wait a minute. Mi vida, I'm doing something right now."

There's some mild phone gibberish.

"No, I didn't forget, I'm just gonna be a little late, -- Of course I know he wants me to be there, doll, but I just, -- oh come on, he's 5! Of COURSE he wants a theme park! Yes, it has to be a Wonder Woman one. Cause he said please!"

More phone gibberish, louder this time.

" Okay. I know, I know, I love you too. And you wear that lacey thing when I get home, huh?" Okay, now the sharks are preferable. Poor bastard who thought it was acceptable to kidnap Bruce Wayne and his son prefer it.

"Uh, you can just go ahead and drop me."

Harvey looks down at him with blade like sharpness, and you don't know which face you're talking to. " Drop you? Nah. Waitin' for my doll to come over here. You're my anniversary gift, pal."

#tHEM #ANON YOU MADE MY DAY #im dying to talk about bruharvey they mean so so so much to me ESP THIS AU HELLO?!?!?! #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #bruce doesnt kill. he does however injure and maims for his kids <3 #harvey dent #bruharvey #twobats #bruce x harvey #text #text post #my writing

[vinegar-rights]

It would be so awesome and cool if you drew orin and Seymour together 😁😁😁

Got a little too fixated on these doodles. Idc if im mischaracterizing seymour i need this to be toxic and one sided. (Kicks rock)

#anon you opened a can of worms #little shop of horrors #toxic yaoi to the farthest degree #sorry #choking #uhhhh orin is dying in the other one #orin scrivello #suicide joke #like im ngl seymour genuinely hates him lol #seymour krelborn

[oifaaa]

Ghost Jason AU where only Tim can see him except no one believes him.

But Steph can actually see him too, and she gaslights Tim.

ah but you see the issue with ghost aus is that by the time Tim becomes Robin Jason is no longer dead also you know Tim was already hallucinating Jason so yeah unless this is a jason never comes back from the dead au

#ask #anon #fun fact hallucinations can be caused by narcolepsy #so put another score down for me #but yeah timeline wise #ghost jason is mostly haunting bruce #and maybe Richard #which is truly a shame bc #jason getting to see tim and bruce and alfred all be cunts and blame him for dying #im just saying #hilarious #everyones like “jason why you so angry at the bats” #“bitch bc i was haunting you?!????”

[solmesia]

asking softly if you have any more sarareth (that’s their ship name now) art stashed away anywhere 🥺

this ask is so gentle and sweet oh my god i have a ship name 😭😭😭

but yes boo i do, its on patreon for now but some pieces may make it to the public. Thank you so much for your support of my silly oc and the boys he loves <3

#palia #palia fanart #sarareth #reth palia #palia oc #im dying hello??? #this anon made me feel so fucking warm

[silly-zai]

WHO IS DAZAI ANON AND WHY HAVE I SEEN 2 POSTS ABOUT THEM SOMEONE PLS TELL ME IM SO CONFUSED

#who is this pls im dying #bsd #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #dazai anon #?

[sunglassesmish]

https://x.com/kattieiscool/status/1735882368110764425?s=46&t=C_twoBlJmxDu2Nz9W99Q2A

😭😭😭😭😭

oh my god

#anon #ask #misha collins #IM DYING #HES SO CUTE #i have to say. i don’t think misha has ever looked himself more than in this beard and haircut

[prisoner-of-sin]

zoya's rough and tough she's strong independent and powerful but if her daughter wants to have a tea party with imaginary biscuits and earl grey – she will have it. and zoya will make sure to put a bow on her head as her little princess wants and she'll let her daughter do her make up with some children's cosmetics. bright blue eye shadow, smudged red lipstick and lots of pink glitter on the cheeks – hey, her little bunny did her best and zoya looks stunning!

imagine walking into the baby's room and seeing zoya sitting in a tiny child's stool with a tiny pink tea cup in her huge palm with her pinky out and smiling – cheers! – to her delighted daughter. i'm dying omg...

YASSS🥹

If her daughter wants to play dress-up, Zoya won't say a single complaint and play with her. Dresses, girly makeup, and the little poses that she may have to do when her daughter asks for a pose. Zoya even makes sure that if her daughter wants you to join, you'll be joining.

Omg..That would be the most PRECIOUS. Zoya's smile only widens when you join in, if you do. Her entire family is together, and making precious memories.

Zoya even carries her daughter on her shoulders in stores and always has her within sight, AND holding her hand. She's very protective over her baby girl 😭

#claire talks #IM DYING TOO ANON #all these thoughts for zoya are coming out #path to nowhere #ptn #path to nowhere x reader #ptn x reader #path to nowhere zoya #path to nowhere zoya x reader

[thysilus]

i am SO sorry. i must have mistaken you for someone on my dash who does homoerotic jesus art and reblogs stuff like that all the time. carry on with your day 💀

JDKLDNGKNF

#im DYING abt this WHAT #now i DO want u to tag me LMAO #THERES A NEW WHOLE WORLD ON TUMBLR UNKNOWN TO ME #ask #anon #sketch

[greghatecrimes]

I had a thought for your baby thirteen au!

I always see house as the type of parent to have separation anxiety,so logically he'd take thirteen with him to the hospital and it'd actually go great,house barely had any contact with the patient so he could just chill and be silly with her while the ducklings took care of the patient

But this time it was different,the case got too complicated and he had to step into action,but he can't bring his baby daughter to an autopsy so he lets her in the care of the ducklings while he's in surgery.

Oh but little Remy isn't having none of that,she's restless and pouty and constantly asking for her daddy,but its when the water works start that the ducklings really panick

The quick solution would be take her back to her father but he was knuckles deep in someone's liver right now so they would be needing the next best thing

So they take her down to Wilson's office

I imagine one of them just barging into the room and handing her over to Wilson as she enthusiastically spreads her arms to him and saying "here,take her, all she does is ask for her daddy and we don't know what else to do" and leave with a very stunned Wilson behind.

What they didn't realise was Wilson had a patient a sweet old lady who misunderstood the situation and immediately assumed Remy was Wilson's daughter and she'd be all "aawn doctor Wilson your daughter is really sweet,whats her name?"

And before he can explain thirteen isn't his daughter she's just clinging to him and resting her head In the crook of his neck making that point very hard to believe.

"Remy,her name is Remy" that's all he'd say before keeping the appointment with the sweet old lady while holding a very sleepy yet content thirteen!

Anon, I cannot express in words how adorable this is and how much I love it!!!

I so agree w/you about House being a bit of a parent with separation anxiety. I think he'd be like 'well if she's with me all the time, then she doesn't have as many chances to get herself into something and then that eliminates the need for worry. if it works it works.' i think bby thirteen would have less separation anxiety than him when she's very little (lol) but he's definitely her favorite person in the entire world, and so of course she ends up missing him when he gets pulled away for something intricate on a case.

i haven't given thought to who the ducklings would be in the au (besides taub vaguely), but i LOVE the ducklings trying to fix things and failing, and being clueless and eventually taking her to wilson. of course they go to wilson. it would be even funnier if house and wilson are like, together at that point, but not publicly out/together yet? so the fellows don't know that house and wilson are in a relationship; they just know wilson's always with house and bby thirteen/remy, and that bby thirteen trusts him and adores him.

ough. her nuzzling into the crook of wilson's neck and clinging to him. and wilson inadvertantly saying/accepting that she's basically his daughter too. stepdad wilson!! i'm emotional and melting into a puddle.

House comes back from the autopsy to find his office filled with ducklings, but very childless. After the initial burst of panic and snapping at them "What did you idiots do? Where is she?!", he immediately goes to Wilson's office once he gets an answer from them. And he just stands in the doorway for a few minutes, watching Wilson do paperwork with bby Thirteen cuddled up to him, and House has the softest smile on his face. the kind that only comes out around wilson and his kid. and then he'd break the reverie to say to Wilson "Aw, you sap. you like her."

And Wilson looks like he's about to protest, but then thinks better of it because he glances down and sees Thirteen smiling up at him (because her dad's back! yay, both dads together!!). He grins a little and very softly says, "Yeah. Yeah, I do."

#ask #anon #IM DYING YHIS IS SO SWEET I ADORE IT #greg house #remy thirteen hadley #james wilson #hilson #baby thirteen au #baby ducks au

[pcktknife]

what do you think about the newest penacony story patch in hsr?

penacony numero uno. actually the best arc out of the 3 so far but sunday should kill himself*

#*i cant beat the boss what else is fuckinggggg new 🚬 #im typing this after my idk 4-6th attempt #the fact that you cant do the world level thing like you can in genshin is ass #bailus healing annoys me and gallagher...is actually pretty good for the fight i was worried taking him in but he does p well #i hate complaining about the difficulty of the game cause the reality is that im just not a stats guy and only vaguely understand how #everything goes. im better at an open world beat the shit outta everything game like genshin but i like sr more </3 #and theres so few imaginary characters. DIE #aventurine and luocha were really good but either didnt care or was saving for someone else and im paying the PRICE #asks #anon #anyways ueah penacony fire story. gallagher and misha u are the world 🫶🏾 #also it just looks really good all the maps are so nice looking #the characters are enjoyable i like how everyone plays a part and i actually cared about the story #star rail spoilers #b4 i got to the part ingame i saw mishas va on twitter give a lil thank you and i was like hes deeefinitely dying lmaoo #it was a nice ending for those 2 though bittersweet. im glad misha did get to experience the astral express even if it wasnt the one we kne #mhy

[skitskatdacat63]

2011 Japan Post-Qualifying

#dedicated to the anon who asked me if i knew which gp this was from! i ended up being right hehehe #AND thank you so so so much to suzuki-ecstar for finding and sending me the clip!!!! i appreciate it sm!!!! <3 #(ik told you already but actually the clip you sent is better than the original archive i had so im very happy) #i know a super old post of this already exists but now pls take my offering of it w higher quality/frame rate!! #im usually not a huge fan of this seb hair era but godddddd he looks so good in this #i will never get over the 2nd gif of jense play-punching him #ive seen it a million times by now but this one is better quality than any of the others and im fucking dying #THEY'RE SO ENDEARING WHY WERE THEY LIKE THISSSSSSSSS #and mark's there too i guess...(kidding hahaha but god his live slug react game is strong) #okay also must say now that im in a different time zone i have absolutely no fucking idea when to post its so confusing to me #jenson button #sebastian vettel #sebson #mark webber #jb22 #sv5 #2011 japanese grand prix #2011 japanese gp #we do a little bit of f1 #f1 #formula 1 #formula one

[scribz-ag24]

Pmd the game where the guys who go to delete themselves and everyone else from their time even those that want to live even if it will just create copies of those long gone and not save anyone in the now are the good guys and the guy who wants to live is the bad guy.

#dusknoir #munna #pmd2 #pmd3 #pmd eos #pokemon mystery dungeon #im sorry anon i had to make the joke #youre so right tho dusknoir literally only wanted to live #and also maybe not let the choice of everyone dying to a pokemon whose first plan in the dark future is 'i will fight god. adn then die.' #ask #my art #quote unquote art lmao