two geniuses in the room and their gameplan for waking Sigma up is dropping him on the ground repeatedly IM CRYINGGG
Sigma’s gonna wake up with an insane headache and sore muscles all over and skk are gonna avoid eye contact and act like that was all on Fyodor like
Sigma, stirring awake:
Dazai: hey welcome back
Sigma, groaning: everything hurts
Chuuya:
Dazai:
Chuuya: dw we killed that anemic jackass
Dazai: yeah i can’t believe he did that to u
Sigma, rubbing his temples: I feel like I’ve been slammed on the ground like 20 times
Chuuya, under his breath: that’s pretty close actually
Dazai, also under his breath: be quiet
Sigma: did u guys say smth?
Dazai: no :) u must be tired
love and communication island is backfiring. missa keeps asking to go home bc he wants to meet up with phil but he just keeps saying he's scared and wants to leave so everyone is trying to help him by hyping him up