#anf also on the land

[robofile]

making an oc thats based on some real shit so it seems more ralistic but iit litiraly wouldnt work irl

#i want a animal based oc that can go in the water fresh and marince #marine* #anf also on the land #so brakish frog #how will he get in the deep arctic seas to hang out with comb jellys #idk #but he will #r0b7

[haneys]

I didn't want to wake up so bad today because I had a dream I was in love with a big burly polar bear furry 😭😭😭 take me back he was the oneeeeee

#patxt #and the DRAMA and the STORY i was some sort of a rebel in a very vaguely fantasy kingdom #and basicially the whole thing was that the ruler of the kingdom had unfairly imprisoned people including children because of something idk #and i was trying to free these people. the twist was that the ruler had powers of like jumping realities/reseting time lines? idk how to #call it but basicially each time I succeeded she would do the abra cadabra and boom back to the square 1 + I am in bum fuck nowhere + the #Land and castle look different + everyone's memories r reset too right. #so I was teying over and over again and it was also becoming harder with each time to trick the ruler BUT that's when the polar bear guy #comes in. so basicislly he was like her first general kinda think like u know right hand very cold and strict and hardened by time but also #kept in the dark by the ruler about the horrors and the injustice. and somehow thruout the resets and mt endless tries HE STARTED TO #REMEMBER ME FAINTLY AWAWAWAAAAA that's how u know it's true love *sighs dreamily* and at one point I was sure I am super fucked and that's #the end of me but he actually covered for me and iw as like o_o and as the ruler left he YOINKED me from the balcony edge I was dangling of #and im like ACK and he backs me to a corner and wants answers about my goal but also why does he feel like he remembers me and I'm like #I csnt add reaction pics here but basicially LITERALLY my heart was beating. so I tell him abt the war crimes and he DOESN'T believe me and #is like not angry because he's pretty stoic but hes not having a swag time BUT he let's me go and goes to check for himself and finds that #it's true. and as he goes to the ruler to confront her she is actually in the middle of performing the Thanos snap so it's all futile. but #from that point on he was able to Remember thruout the resets just like me and we started to work together to actually uncover #1 why the war crimes lol and 2 how is she able to reset the time lines and why does she resort to it 3 why can we remember thruout them #so we're working together anf the ruler acrually started to get suspicious of him that he might actually be able to Remember the resets and #since obviously she remembers thruout them too if she found out even ONCE he was helping me it would be super over for us lol. the dream #plot line never got finished but the last thing I remember was me being buried in his arms in a big fluffy warm hug and saying ilys LIKE #GRAAAAAAAGH EXPLDOED THE WORLD EXPLODED THE WORLD EXPLODES EVERYHRING GIVE ME THAT BEAR BACK!!!!!!!!!

[pupuseriazag]

Me: ok so you see the water has a faint light blue color that glows, but not enough to help guide you in the dark, you can feel the water inviting you to drink it

Player: ... Im not gonna drink that.

Me, who gave him a healing fountain: 💀 ok, sure.

-later-

Me: checking the stands you find a bottle with the same misterious liquid.

Player: im keeping that one

-some other minutes later, against a mimic-

Player, who is only at 2 HP: I take some steps back and I throw the bottle at the mimic.

Me who knows whats going to happen: sure :) roll the dice.

Player: -gets a 5-

Me: ok, you attempt to throw the bottle, however it slips through your hands and it falls close to you, breaking in pieces and the liquid splashes on your body. And you start feeling like the strange liquid heals you a little by 5 points

Player, realizing he almost healed the mimic:

#zagreus rambling #dont come for me ok its my first time trying to be a dm #I spent the whole day helping him and another friend building their characters and doing a little mini tutorial dungeon to help them #get more familiariazed #“but zag shouldnt you also be a player first and then try to be a dm” yeah but its fun telling people what they can do lmao I love it #we're also just omitting some stuff for my own sanity and theirs #but things like skills and making sure they understood their character's race and class was the essential #thank you to that user who uploaded those DND books ily so much #only problem I had was translating because 2 of my players do not speak english 💀 #y obvio la campaña va a ser en español vea #me dio risa mas que todo #la tipa (hechicera tiefling) estubo una hora y media en el tutorial que hice #el maje (paladin semi elfo) nomas 40 minutos 💀💀 #another funny moment was my other player failling her attacks and the skeleton failling their attacks as well FOR 5 TURNS #I was fucking dying of laughter I loved it #“ok appareantly this skeleton was the worst soldier while alive anf was never able of landing a hit so it doesnt hit you. again.”

[dsybouquet]

okay we know the rockstar! ellie troupe but what about rockstar! reader ?

like imagine..

you’re backstage, waiting for your band to go out on stage. touring was tough but there was nothing you loved more than performing. the adrenaline, the screaming fans and the flashing light - it was pure euphoria.

you quickly had your makeup done before lighting up a cigarette. „thats almost the last show.“, you told the rest of your team, before giving each of them a high-five. „let‘s rock this.“

the opening band finished, and your band went on stage. fans screaming, applause from everywhere, whistling - euphoria in your veins. smilingly, you waved your hands.

„what‘s up guys! are we in a good mood ?“

again screaming and whistling and you loved it. you eyes the venue and you were beyond impressed by the amount of people. after all you‘re not the most well known band just yet.

but giving the fact that you sort of dress and sound like taylor momsen - your band was pretty hot and and eyecatcher with it‘s members, yet alone with the unique sound of your singing and the heavy guitars and drums.

your eyes landed on a specific girl. she was.. gorgeous, yet didn‘t look like a fan. while she was with the security guards you guessed she was a staff member, maybe even the venue owner. she stared back, a slight smirk on her lips, before she returned to the security guards and then disappeared.

afterall, you didn’t care much about it. you played your show, rocked the shit out of the venue and played two more songs off the set list by demand of the crowd.

„okay guys, this really is the last song. cover of no more tears by ozzy osbourne, but with our touch.“

and as you played your cover, the girl appeared again. smiling widely, clearly enjoying your version of one of her favourite songs - but you didn’t know that. you smiled back, performing the shit out of your body, before ending with a heavy breath.

„thank you, Jackson! It was a pleasure! enjoy the rest of your night !“

off the stage you went, clapping hands for your team and your band, praising them, thanking them for their hard work too.

„amazing show.“, a unfamiliar voice said, causing you to turn around. it was the girl from before. „i‘m ellie, pleasure to meet you and thank you for coming to my venue.“, she said with the most charming smile on her lips, holding out het hand for you to shake.

„hi! ______, nice to meet you.“

„oh! i know who you are.“, she laughed. „sorry for not introducing myself earlier, i had things to take care off. however, i am more than impressed by what you and your fairly young band did !“

you smiled and turned around to the team. „it‘s mostly their work, they are amazing.“

ellie nodded, smiling still.

„also a pretty girl like you with a voice like this? you‘ll go big.“

„god! thanks a lot. i might just blush from the compliments.“, you laughed as you walked back to the backstage room, lighting a cigarette on the way.

you kept the conversation going while some assistances from the venue helped gathering your instruments, microphones anf cables to get them back to your bus.

„going back to the hotel?“, ellie asked outside the venue, leaning against a wall while watching you help her assistances. ellie was so intrigued by you. the way you walked, talked, performed - all of it was beyond perfect and beautiful. you might even say she was starstruck by you and your smile.

„i guess so. still two shows left in the next days and we still have to get there.“ you said, with that smile that made her go insane. while smiling, a cigarette was between your lips. exhaling the smoke in the dark night air, you looked at ellie.

„what a pity. thought i could ask you out for a drink or two.“, ellie said, again with the most charming smile and a voice so gentle.

you looked at your band members and then at her. „well, i guess there is nothing against a drink.“, you smiled, telling your team to go without you and that you‘ll join them later on. they know you won‘t, but agreed. after all, ellie was very attractive and seemed kind.

„shall we?“, she asked, a cigarette between her lips as she looked behind her while waiting for you to catch up.

„yeah.“

⋆·˚ ༘ *

i rewatched green room and was in the mood for a bandish thing okay (at least here is no massacre LOL)

kinda wish i had a better idea for this because it‘s a nice idea yet IDK well hope u enjoyed it bye xx ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

(convinced ellie is an black sabbath and ozzy osbourne fan, and you can’t change my mind)

#ellie x rockstar!reader #tlou2 ellie #ellie williams tlou #tlou ellie #ellie williams #ellie the last of us #ellie tlou #ellie tlou2 #ellie williams x reader #ellie x fem reader #ellie williams the last of us #ellie williams fluff #ellie fluff #ellie williams imagine #ellie williams x female reader

[yronnia]

[Edit: check my reblog too, screenshots from the book kindly provided by spookydazechaos]

Agnesses Nyce and not so accurate prophecies with screenshots.

The full list below.

Some are unreadable (to me), so I inserted some X-es instead, where necessary. Interesting is, that Orient Chariot is mentioned twice, in prophecy nr. 3819 anf 4019.

Prophecy nr. 3012 is only one I cant allocate, dont tell me its about Aziraphale and Crowley, when Agness adressed Aziraphale by "angel" "thyf " and "principalitee", whats the bit about the dragons? Because they have wings?

1111- An the Great Hound sharl come

and the Two Powers sharl watch in V

Goeth Where is, Where they

Notte, and he sharl name it, True to l

and Hell sharl flee it

2213- I tell ye thyf, and I charge

ye with my wordes. Four shalle

ryde and Four shalle alfo ryde,

and Three sharl ryde the Skye

as twixt and Wonne shal ryde in

flames, and theyr shall be no stopping

themme, not fish, nor rayne nor rode, neirher

Deville nor Angel. And ye shalle be theyr also

2214- In December 1980 an Apple will arise no

man can eat. Invest thy money in Master Jobbes

thinking machine and good fortune

will tend thy days.

2315- Sumsay It cometh in Londo xxx or

New Yorke, butte they be Wronge, f xxx is

Taddes fild, Stronge inne hys powr, h xxxxke

a knight inee the fief, he divideth the xxx

4 partes, he bringeth the storme.

3001- Behinde the Eagles Neste a grate Ash hath fallen.

? 3007- Brings forth

For the devil lucks in plain sight.

Under an arc of pale moonlight.

3008- When that the angel readeth these

word of mine, in his shoppe of other mmennes

books, then the final days are certes upon us. Open

thyne eyes to understand. Open thyne eyes and rede

I do say, foolish principalitee, for thy cocoa doth

grow cold

3009- Seven, who hold the Scepther shall be killed,

xxx shall become a saint.

3011- xxThe?

and churces be laid open

opressed shall prevail, and oppose the cruen

foreginers. For a Boar of Cornwall shall give his

assistance and trample their necks under his feet

3012- A shower of blood shall rain and a ragging

famine shall afflict mankind. When dhese things

happen, the Red Dragon shall grieve, but when his

fatigue is over, he shall recover his strength. Then

shall misfortunes hasten upon the White Dragon,

and the buildings of his gardens be pulled down.

3017- I see Four Riding, bringing the Ende, and

the Angells of Hell ride with them, And Three sharl

Rise. And Four and Four Together be Four, and the

Dark Angel sharl Own Defeat, Yette the Manne

sharl claim his Own.

3477- Lette the wheel of Fate turne, let harts

en- join, there are othere Fyres than mine, when

the wynd blowethe the blos- soms, reach oute one

to anothere, for the calm cometh when Redde and

Whyte and BLacke and Pale approache to Pear is

Our Professioune.

3819- When Orients chariot

inverted be, four wheles in the

skye, a man with bruises be upon

Youre Bedde, achinge his head

for willowfine, a manne who

resterh with a pyn yette his

hart be.

3988- Whene menne of crocus come frome the

Earth and green manne frome thee Sky, yette ken

not why, and Plutos barres quitte the light- ning

castels, and sunken landes riseth, and Levia- than

runneth free, and Brazil is vert, then Three cometh

together and Four arise, upon iron horses ride, I tell

you the ende draweth nigh.

3989- He is not what he says he is

4009- Where the Hoggs back end the young

beast will take the world and Adams line will end

in fire and darkness.

4019- When Orients chariot inverted be a

man with bruises up thy bed, aching his head for

willow fine

4020- Let the wheel of fate turne, let harts

enjoin, there are other fyres than myne, when the

whirl wynd whirls, reach oute one to another.

5001- When the skies are xxxx, then ye

both must stand between the world and life and the

world of wae, where the iron bird lands no more

5004- When alle is fayed and all is done, ye

must choofe your faces wisely, for soon enouff

ye will be playing with fyre

#good omens #good omens screenshots #nice and acurate #agnes nutter #crowley #aziraphale #prophecies #The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter #Witch

[insufferableprotagonistpoll]

Round 2

Propaganda why Marinette Dupain-Cheng is insufferable:

She easily gets away with bad, stalkerish behavior, it always feels like she can ‘do no wrong’ unless the show wants us to pity her, and the show writers want us to think she is a quirky and socially awkward girl when throughout the series we see her be friends with basically everyone in Paris with many connections to high up places.

I get she has social anxiety but the way she goes about stalking Adrien is kind of the worst like she even has creep shots of him hanging in her room? That’s weird. I think Adrien’s going through enough without having to deal with the main character being his stalker lol. I know they’re (spoilers) at this point but in the beginning it was so sus

In the newest season, Marinette hides the fact that Hawkmoth was Adrien’s dad. This leads to the bastard getting a statue and honored as a hero after his death. Adrien now never gets to know the fact that his abusive and neglectful father was the one trying to kill him and is instead proud of him.

Her crush on Adrien is like a black hole for her character. Things she’s done because of it:

1) stolen property

2) ruined dates

3) humiliated other characters

4) has a chart of Adrien’s daily schedule for the next year in her room (this is stalking)

5) broke into his room and sniffed his pillow (also a crime)

6) sniffed, took the hair from, and tried to kiss what she thought was a wax statue of Adrien

7) convinced her parents to let her go to China. Why? Not because she wants to connect with her mother’s heritage, not even because she’s a budding fashion designer and Shanghai is considered a fashion hotspot. It’s because Adrien was there.

I started the show, watched one episode, and never tried again. I simply do not vibe with her.

shes annoyinng anf shes a stalker

I love fanon miraculous but by god she has got to stop obsessively stalking her crush and generally making a ton of other terrible decisions. I’d submit Adrien too but he’s more of a deuteragonist

More propaganda

Anti propaganda

Propaganda why Aelin Ashryver Galathynius is insufferable:

Your basic Mary Sue. Styled as the incredibly cool best-assassin in the land at only 18, she nevertheless is constantly snuck up upon, distracted by pretty boys, and possesses not an ounce of wit. In a competition between murderers and thieves to win a place as the King's Champion, she sees a bag of chocolates on her bed that she didn't put there and immediately starts eating it and gushing about how much she adores chocolate - nevermind that they just had a trial involving poison, which several of her competitors are adept at. She's always right, and other characters exist just to tell her how awesome and beautiful and wonderful she is. And then she turns out to be a super special magical fey princess!

I generally don't believe that a Mary Sue is a bad thing, but the only thing I remember about this book was how she had been in prison for years but was super young but was also still the most super-specialest assassin. And she kept reading when she should have been training or sleeping. Like, girl, this is not final exams where you can stay up all night and then roll into class in your pajamas and still squeak out a C. It's supposed to be life and death. Her character traits didn't make her relatable, they made her a moron

Heir to a kingdom plus turquoise eyes plus best assassin in the world plus protagonist centered morality

Anti propaganda

#marinette dupain cheng #miraculous ladybug #mlb marinette #mlb #aelin galathynius #celaena sardothien #throne of glass #aelin ashryver galathynius #insufferable protagonist poll #insufferable protagonist tournament #tournament poll

[twstxreader]

Hey, for the fluff alphabet, can I get Jack, Malleus, Sebek with D, F, and M? I'm flooded with requests and I've read your stuff and it's really good. Ya girl here just needs a break

AWW TYY means a lot! And yeaaa i understand that lmaoo

D (DOMESTIC) - IDEAL FUTURE

Jack

Jacks ideal future with you would definitely be with you two living somewhere quite hope somewhere close to his family also i think he would alone love to be very active and would want to go hiking or just places to run with each other

MALLEUS

Malleus ideal future with you would definitely be you ruling his land with him by his side even if your human he dost care he wants to spend his life with you being your best friend yet lover still

SEBEK

Sebeks ideal future with you is with him still guarding malleus but you two also live together i also feeling lie he would also would want to have a big garden that you two would take care of anf pamper together

F (FAMILY) - DO THEY WANT KIDS?

JACK

I feeling like jack would love to have kids with you he doesn't really mind how many it's up to you but it would make his heart warm up and his tail wag thinking of you two holding and playing around with you guys mini mes

MALLEUS

Yes. Malleus would definitely want to have kids with you i think he would like either two or three he smiles fondly of the thought of you and him raising such bundles of joys and experiencing that joy with you

SEBEK

Tbf i feel like sebek isnt really a massive fan of kids and If definitely way to short tempered with them and would definitely argue with kids at the park all the time

M (MARRIAGE) - VIEWS ON MARRIAGE SND WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE

Jack

I think jack wouldn't really mind if you want to get married to him or not i feel like to him marriage is the same to him just one is were you hsve a ring on your finger thk being married too jack would be very warm and fuzzy he would always be at your beck and call and would love being active with you

MALLEUS

Malleus would definitely want to marry you he thinks marriage is sacred and a beautiful thing were two lovers make promises to never leave each others side and to love each other for eternity married life with malleus would be very sweet because he would make sure you are comfy and you spoil you in gemstones and jewellery and willing dance with you under the moon light

SEBEK

Sebek get extremely flustered when i comes to marriage and he thinks it's a beautiful thing like that malleus and sebek would view it as a vow off loyalty and i thin being married too sebek will be very interesting yet sweet because he would be very loyal yet shy and would sure you're happy no matter what

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #jack howl x reader #jack x reader #jack howl #malleus draconia x reader #malleus x reader #malleus draconia #sebek x reader #sebek zigvolt #sebek zigvolt x reader

[lia-land]

A Court of Silver Flames

3/5 stars

Spoilers for A Court of Silver Flames*

How this book made it past an editor is beyond me.

I read a review where someone said that this book felt like reading smut about a cousin and I couldn’t agree more. I can’t connect with Nesta. She will always just be Feyre’s sister to me and not a main character as she was supposed to be in this book. I feel like we were set up to dislike her in the earlier books and that dislike was set in stone for me.

This was kind of like a long fan fiction and had the same vibe as A Court of Frost anf Starlight because there wasn’t a strong plot and it read like A Court of Nesta and Friends. What little plot exists was mainly there to set up for the sex scenes and Nesta’s redemption arc. When a book is over 600 pages, I expect a strong plot, not for things to conveniently happen solely for the purpose of Nesta and Cassian having sex and for her and Rhys to salvage their relationship. The pregnancy plot came across as nothing more than an excuse for Nesta to come in and save the day so that she can redeem herself. I also think we should have seen the pregnancy through Feyre and Rhys, rather than having it happen in a book where they are side characters. Especially since it involved the death pact backfiring. I have many issues with the death pact regardless and it was a plot point that was set up for failure, especially since it was thrown into the end of ACOWAR. In fairness, we did get a bonus chapter of them finding out she’s pregnant, but after three books of their relationship developing, this seemed like a big thing to leave out. Perhaps we’ll get a novella of it one day. Although, it doesn’t seem like Feyre was getting up to much in this book while she was pregnant, so maybe it would have been somewhat uneventful to read about her pregnancy from her POV. Then again, this book is over 600 pages of nothing particularly eventful, so it wouldn’t be out of the question.

As many other reviews have said, it makes little sense that Cassian’s guts were falling out in ACOWAR and he lived, but C-sections do not exist. As I said before, a lot of things were just too convenient for the ‘plot’ so that Rhys and Nesta could have an excuse to mend the relationship. And the whole thing at the end where Nesta quickly throws in that she changed her hips as well so that she can bear a winged baby?? That’s not the sort of execution I’d expect from an author who has published multiple series and has been writing for years. 

The stairs specifically don’t make sense because if Nesta is so tired from going down them, how does she make it back up the stairs every time? Surely going up is more effort than going down. This is a huge plot hole and I don’t understand how not one person picked up on it before the book was published. It’s stated that she is completely drained and doesn’t stop until the can’t take another step down, so it’s not like she’s strategically conserving enough energy to go back up. There’s one occasion where she goes down more than halfway, and then gets too tired so she goes back. Like… would it not have been easier to go down when you’re already halfway there… This bothered me the most out of everything else. The House of Wind in general is a plot hole because as far as I can recall, it’s never stated that there is another way to get in other than flying. So my question is why and how would they use it for their ‘official’ meetings and parties? Do Rhys and co go back and forth to fly all these people in? Especially during those weekly meetings Rhys and Feyre do with the citizens that was mentioned in ACOFAS, because I doubt everyone would be willing or able to go up those 10,000 steps while dressed for a party or meeting.

Also, how did Rhys and Feyre build the River House so quick? Hasn't it only been like 8 months or so since Rhys gifted her the land in ACOFAS? Has the rest of Velaris been rebuilt with this same speed since the Hybern attack? Are there still Velaris citizens living on the outskirts with their houses lying in rubble while their High Lord and High Lady built their fourth house (on the biggest plot in the city, I should add)? Let’s not forget Rhys only purchased the land because the house previously on it was ruined in the attack and the owner didn't want to rebuild. The timing is just in poor taste.

Then there’s the Valkyrie. How do Gywn and Emerie win the Rite after being dragged into it unprepared with a few months of training when we’ve been told multiple times that it is nearly impossible? Even for Illyrians who have trained their whole lives. I could maybe justify it by how it was implied that the Valkyrie had specific training methods and skills, but were those skills really that much more advanced than those of the Illyrian males? So much so that Gywn and Emerie won with only a few months of training? If so, this should have been made more clear, but I’d still find it unrealistic that said skills are so advanced that one could win the Rite with only a few months of training. If Nesta alone had won, I could maybe justify it and think about how her powers made her an exception.

It also didn’t fully sit right with me that Feyre essentially locked Nesta up in the House of Wind after what Tamlin did to her. I know it’s not the exact same situation, but it felt close enough. Even if it was truly and completely the last resort, which it seemed like it was, Feyre didn’t seem very bothered by the decision. I say this specifically because of the scene after the first meeting with Nesta, when Rhys has sent all the servants away so him and Feyre can have sex. Read the room. I get that they were both extra horny from the pregnancy, but I don’t think that scene was necessary. It felt more like SJM just being like 'don't worry! Your favorite couple from the original trilogy are still having lots of sex!' Although, I forget this is the same couple that got it on to ‘the distant cries of the injured and dying' in ACOWAR, so what do I know? At least their characters are consistent in that sense. Is there a situation they won’t fuck in? Now I’m curious about what the limit is for them to say ‘no, it’s inappropriate for us to fuck right now.’

The original trilogy made me want to read slower because I did not want the pages to end and I could read about that story forever. With this book, I ended up listening to the audiobook for 2/3 because I wanted to get it over with because I’d like to know what happens to the characters. I really only got through it because I wanted to read about Feyre and Rhys, but even they were out of character and not enjoyable. Feyre often seemed like she’d aged 30 years in the way she spoke and acted. Being High Lady and the things she went through would undoubtedly have made her more mature, but it’s only been like a year. It would have made far more sense if this book was set 50 or 100 years after the events of the last book. This didn’t feel at all like the badass and sometimes reckless Feyre who escaped the weaver, had water wolves, killed the Attor, and turned the Spring Court on each other—all of which happened approximately under two years before this book.

I would happily pretend that this book does not exist if SJM one day asked for it to be ignored so that certain plot lines could be rewritten. I didn’t like the direction of any character in this and it has not left me excited for the upcoming books in this series. In this case, I think the characters would have benefitted from having their story end in ACOWAR.

I did enjoy the dance scene between Eris and Nesta and I’m excited to read more about Eris and his side of the story. I don’t care much for Mor, though I wish Lucien made more appearances in this book.

Azriel Bonus chapter: Angry Rhys and the whole “My office. Now” is hot, but he was far too harsh with Azriel. He literally told him to go to a brothel if he’s that desperate for sex. I can see where Rhys was coming from, but he straight up threatened Azriel. Not sure how I feel about that, but maybe some justification from Rhy’s POV will help in the future. It's okay for Rhys to almost cause a war over Feyre, but Cauldron forbid Azriel even entertains the idea.

I find the Evil Rhys theory entertaining and this book made me happy in that regard, but nothing else.

The only thing this book somewhat attempted to do well is set up for another book in a different SJM series, which I will not delve into due to spoilers, but iykyk.

2.5 stars, really, but 3 because Azriel called Cassian out for the dining room. In saying all of this, I will absolutely be reading any upcoming books in this series because I love the characters and I’m invested in their stories, but this book was frustrating and slow.

#a court of silver flames #acosf #a court of thorns and roses #a court of mist and fury #a court of wings and ruin #acotar #feyre #rhysand #nesta archeron #cassian #azriel #amren #velaris #night court #sarah j maas #book review

[technicolourworld]

me: OKAY, so , in arcaea, its like an afterlife created by hikari (who is a god but is unaware that she is of that fact) unknowingly. its like her own world, dedicated to her one wish to just be happy. she knew she wasnt a normal kid, anf she didnt know how to be. so she wanted to escape to a place where she could feel something. now, arcaea, like i said, is meant for the dead. however, hikari decidedly isnt dead. so how did the arcaea solve this problem? they created a copy of the creator, and that copy travels the land of arcaea in her place. thats also how the other souls are transported. once their body dies, their soul is sent to a higher place and theyre copied into the world of arcaea, made out of glass and not needing basic necessities like food or drink. im not sure why they're selected, but my idea is that its based on having an unfulfilled life, like being a w anderkng soul. the arcaea takes these souls, and tries to help them find what they were looking for in their living time. if theyre successful in finding what they needed, they no longer need to be in arcaea, so they freeze. once they found their reason, their wish, they go catatonic. now, why is tairitsu different? well, her body was also copied, but her soul was never sent away. the original version of her watches over her in the void , stuck there. im not sure why, though. i think her entire existence is an anomaly. now, how do hikari and tairitsu meet? well, let me explain what happened with them. hikari , is a girl who can see and attract light memories. she only sees the happiness. tairitsu however, only sees the bad, the conflict shards. hikari is delighted , while tairitsu is disgusted. tairitsu was upset by these fragments, showing awful things to her and sticking with her. so she vowed to collect every last one and destroy them, to get rid of the bad. how heroic, yeah? no lol. you cant have good without bad, and you cant have bad without good. now, as i said before, once your wish has been fulfilled, you no longer need to be in arcaea. this happened to hikari . once she felt happy, she grew numb to the constant sensory overload of joy. pure bliss and ecstasy was just a normal tuesday. so , her existence lost meaning. she got what she wanted, right? to br happy... so. she almost became mindless, catatonic. but an anomaly shard saved her. it showed her a time where SHE was the one who was happy, smiling, instead of numb and braindead . so , it made her think. keep in mind , it has been months, maybe, since she came to. she honestly couldnt remember the last time she was genuinely happy at that point. that realization broke her. how foolish she was, to completely suck yourself into nothing but happiness to the point where you leave nothing else. to the point where nothing else truly matters, and to the point where you get poisoned and truly stop living. so, she cries. for the first time ever, she sobs out, lamenting over how stupid she truly was to just blindly trust everything around her, ask no questions, and just disappear like she never even mattered. so, with her newfound purpose, she vowed to find someone, anyone, and find a way out of arcaea .

my wife: thats nice dear

#im too tieed to continue #but i could continue so muxh longer if in wanted to #i didnt even get to tje part where they met #follow for part 2 /j #arcaea

[kennysboxergf]

KENNY WON HIS FIGHT 🏆

OK SO RANT WARNING BECAUSE HE FAUGHT SO WELL??

first of all, AMAZING technique he was just ON whindersson the WHOLE time

like he was GOING AT IT man’s did not take a single BIT of damage the whole time, genuinely no hits landed on him

if I had to give them a possession percentage like they do in football but for hits it was GENUINELY 85 - 15 TO KENNY with NO exaggeration

and SECOND the way he was TAUNTING the crowd and whindersson the whole time ❓❓ HES SO HOT IM GONNA CRY but that was also such a smart tactic because the WHOLE crowd was just Whindersson fans so he was just humbling everyone the whole time it was mind games the whole time

HAUDBAJA THE WAY HE USED THE FACT THAT HIS REACH WAS LONGER WAS SO SMART BRO he didn’t even let Whindersson CLOSE because he’s known for anger and aggression but he can’t use none of that if he can’t reach Kenny 😝😝

he did get told off for just using one of his palms to hold Whindersson’ head away from him tho 😭😭

and THIRD he looks so good 😭🤭 and the way you could HEAR Niko at the press conference screaming for KENNY AND THE WAY the Beta squad WORE ARGENTINA KITS 😭😭 ANF THE DANCING AT THE END IT WAS JUST A WHOLE ROUND OF BULLYING WHINDERSSON 😭😭😭

and LAST he could totally beat ANESONGIB in the FINALS im sorry I support Gib I wanted him to beat Jarvis (which I also called but that’s for a different rant) but I’m kinda scared because Kenny was kinda like teetering off energy by the fifth round but in his fight Gib was just getting stronger as the rounds went on so it’s definitely going to be interesting to watch

IM STILL TEAM KENNY THO GO KENNY 🏆

#beta squad #king kenny #whindersson #boxing

[billkaulitzwife]

Outsiders as People From Weird Things I Watched in the Past Four Years

pls forgive me i was very weird and cringe by watching one of these...

LOVE YOUUUUU

Pony

Yellow Guy - DHMIS

Idk why but he js gives this dumb vibe. Like when Yellow had to remember the password, his only task, but he forgot and ended up fucking everyones day. AKA "I didn't mean to" "I forgot" Plus he's lowk kinda dumb.

Sodapop

Bibble - Barbie Movies

"What a bibble? Hmph."

"Who's Sodapop? Hmph." Same energy. He's like a cute little side character but like also helps the protaganist with the quest.. Sidekick esque.

Darry

Fiona Gallagher - Shameless

Mom. Taking care of anyone and everyone.

Addie

Alli - Karate Kid

Their names rhyme, they style their hair the same, and when Addie's happy, she acts like Alli. Overall they're pretty similar. She also crashed Dallas's car he stole in '61.

Dallas

THE FUCKING ONCELER. -The Lorax

IF YOU DISAGREE LITERALLY KY-

Onceler bc he doesnt gaf about the rules and js wanna be famous nd rich. Plus the moment i saw him I was in love. He js like me fr. He dont give a shit about that clean air.

Johnny

Weston Koury - EpicSMP

He's js so perf and cute and funny and sweet anf I love him. Yk he's so delectable I could EAT HIM.

Steve

Brobee - Yo Gabba Gabba

He's dumb and childish but in a good way. Like Dachsund way. But yk he also gets taught really valuable lessons by the gang. Like boi don't do fucking front flips off a truck if you can't land it.

Two Bit

Mickey Mouse.

Stfu you know why.

#darry curtis #johnny cade #ponyboy curtis #sodapop curtis #steve randle #the outsiders 1983 #two bit mathews #dallas winston #greasers #the outsiders headcanons #dhmis #epic smp #yo gabba gabba #barbie #karate kid #shameless us #mickey mouse #the lorax

[bwoahtastic]

Dan just throwing the guppies into the water lol. And they just giggle soo much. Pierre and the others enjoy it for a bit before they run around on land to dry off.

Also the guppies trying to flare their fins cause momma did it. But they end up farting instead🤣

Oh plss!! Dan gently yeeting the guppies into the water and letting them splash about and Dan throws the other kiddos too, carefully ofc cos not all can swim that well! The pups vibing cos its a warm day anf they are cooling down a lot! There is just a lot of fur to brush after lol, eith little Carlos, Pierre, and estie and Lance!

And plss thr ggups trying to flare but farting skdks Nico would laugh so much lmaoo!

#asks #merpup max au

[yippieitsarvensart]

OKAY I've gathered my thoughts and I am back with more octotrio headcanons!!! I felt kinda bad having such a heavy bias but then I realized most of us have a bias towards them and felt better XDD

Starting with Azul!! Azul does drag and is absolutely a drag queen, it makes SENSE!!! He is canonically based off a drag queen (Ursula is based on a drag queen and Azul is based on Ursula)!!!!! He's such a theater kid this is just a branching path of that, he loves attention and praise and the DRAMA!! He was made for this I KNOW it! Also also, he's totally been spoiled with land beds and comforts, like he's got the biggest bed and all the pillows and blankets and comforters, he has multitude weighted blankets for that sweet sweet squish, he's like the princess and the pea when something is out of place in his perfectly designed nest of comfort. Also I'm pretty sure this is canon, but like Azul is so freaking strong?? Like something rolls under a sofa at the lounge and he's like "ugh fine" and lifts it up with one hand and is like "well?? Grab the stupid thing, I have things to do" and people are just staring at him because WOAHHHH,,, STRONG! Azul let's Floyd do the squeezing because if he himself were to get angry with someone anf squeeze them, it would be FATAL. Like all ribs broken, spine snapped, didn't stand a damn chance. And now it's time to project againnn!!! So when octopi get bored/understimulated, they start biting and tearing off their own limbs because they simply cannot cope, and Azul is an octopus AND autistic so when he's understimulated he 100% starts biting his nails, his cuticles, his knuckles, until his hands are just messed up and scarred (why he prefers to wear gloves) and in his mer form his tentacles aren't safe either, he gets stressed or too bored and he just starts nibbling, someone get this boy a game or a puzzle STAT. Speaking of nibbles, his blood is blue!! In his mer form it's not super noticeable, but in his human form where humans with his complexion usually have warm pink or red undertones, his is a cool blue. When he's flustered or embarrassed he blushes blue! Do you SEE my vision it's GOD TIER!!!! His pupils are also rectangular like an octopus, sorry I don't make the rules (I'm not sorry and I do).

Next is Floyd!! Okay. So. His playlist is the BIGGEST mix bag of genres ever, he has all KINDS of funky tunes on there but the key ingredient is ENERGETIC!!! He needs music that's LOUD and CHAOTIC and he can DANCE TO, doesn't matter what it's about he just needs that ENERGY!!!!! Also this is random but, he's been humbled by bugs on multiple occasions. Like, he comes to land and he thinks it's so funny how people are scared of such small fry! So silly so stupid!! And then he gets stung by a wasp and his mood is ruined for a WEEK, nobody can tell him SHIT while he recovers, he's never been more upset in his life (lies). He also has beef with mosquitoes, like what do you MEAN on land there's bugs so tiny you can barely see them, can't even FEEL when they bite you, and they TAKE your BLOOD???? And they have the audacity to leave this big red itchy spot after they STEAL from you!!! He couldn't be more angry if he tried!!!! Not to mention the little fuckers have PREFERENCES and swarm him while Jade is left completely untouched!!! Azul gets some too but never as many as Floyd, he is so so bitter. OH OH ALSO HE WEARS DRESSES AND SKIRTS!!! They remind him of a jellyfish when he spins and they aren't constricting!!! He loves the flowy loose ones and loses his MIND when he can find a dress or skirt with pockets, it will immediately become his favorite article of clothing until he finds a new favorite next week!! He also loves using fun phone cases and phone charms, cool colorful shoelaces and beads, all kinds of stuff to express himself with fashion without the tight feeling of clothes!!!

It's JADE TIME BABY!! So, Jade is mainly appearance headcanons because I know in my heart he is alt as hell, like on campus he's all business and suits, but if you see him just going about his day on the island? ALT ALT ALT ALT!!!! He's punk as hell dude, custom jacket and big platform boots and all! He makes his own mushroom patches and pins, has wildlife conservation patches and mountain patches, frogs, deer, all kinds of fun land animals that he loves!! He also has slightly longer hair, but when he's not in business mode he ties it up in a small pony to show off his side shave on either side!! He has snake bites, dimple piercings, basically every possible ear piercing, a septum, eyebrow piercing, nose bridge pierced, he's got it ALL!!! He wears fingerless gloves too, or if it's a no glove day he wears tons of rings!!

TRIO HEADCANONS!! Okay so the gang all just decided to use he/him on land to make things easier for land dwellers and their silly little boxes of gender, but all of them either have no gender to begin with or a gender so complex and cosmic in nature it cannot be properly described/addressed. When they're alone though, Floyd and Azul will actually use she/they pronouns for Jade more often than he/him saying it "just feels right, I dunno". Jade agrees, but she doesn't really care what pronouns people use at the end of the day, just don't make her make your pronouns was/were.

BONUS RUGGIE??? Listen this is so random but so correct- Ruggie's taste in music mainly consists of female rappers. DONT ASK ME HOW WE GOT HERE, just know I'm right. He told me himself, okay? He's working and has his ear buds in and it's Megan Thee Stallion blasting, he told me so I know.

AAAND DONE (for now)!! Also if I maybe perhaps made a playlist of songs I think Floyd with listen to, would you like me to send it over? It'll be full of bangers, trust. Also like with all my ramble asks no proof read so God speed reading this SJSGSJSHDHJDVF

I SQUEAALLLEDDDDD EEEHEHEHEE THESE ARE SO SO SO GOOD >__<!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had to reread tjos over again so many times- not bc I didn't understand anything- but because of just how right you are I needed to try to absorb the info into my system... Love when people do long long rants like these I am such a listener and I love reading but responding always gets my ass... beats me down,... Me taking an entire 2 days to figure out how to word one (1) sentence. /hj I just think it's funny (update on this I've been typing for hours my hands are starting to cramp and I haven't even written that much)

I absolutely love it when people draw/write Azul to have square pupils, n'd other... octopus-like features yu kno... I didn't know octopi bit off their limbs?? (I'm guessing they also grow them back, I wish I could do that wtf???) Azul being so super strong also SPEAKS to me, I don't think u mentioned this but I also love it when people draw Azul to be plus sized (so real, exactly like god intended/silly) AND ALSO WITH SPLATOON STYLE OCTO-HAIR LMAOO I just remembered one of my friends draws Azul with that kind of hair and it made me laugh so hard /pos

FLOYD BEING INTO DRESSES/SKIRTS?? I'M GOING BONKERS INSANE I'M IN LOVE FOR REAL?? I NEED to draw them in more skirts now thank you so much for this... He's gunna look so cute for real... And also in game; For the guest room and friendship stuff Floyd likes cute and Unique things!! That's so adorable I'm screaming they're literally just a little (crazy) guy >__<//....... !!!!!!!!!! I can do so much with this information. slams fist on table. I'm in art block rn though and I'm so UPSET. LET ME DRAW. Also him having beef with bugs is so real and so me. I also hate mozzies AND YES THEM HAVING FUCKING PREFERENCES ??? HELLO?? LEAVE ME ALONE. crying emoji!

I love twins with opposite aesthetics, I always forget that Jade is (canonically?) into punk/alt fashion, whenever I go to draw him out of uniform I get stumped like. "was he the one who liked that fashion.. or someone else like am I trippin' did I imagine that..." But now I can draw F n' J in opposite clothing styles... Jade being punk/alt is so mecore like she's just like me for real. Also I really like mallejade as a ship/even just as friends but the goth/alt duo?? going out on dates and being so tall and scaring people so bad?? I already think Malleus loves wearing dresses that reach the ankles and tall dainty shoes... If NRC had a female uniform I think Malleus would own a set. Along with a lot of other characters but I don't feel compelled to list them all right now (the transfems are taking over the all-boys school!! oh no!!! /hj)

I often use she/they/he for the trio cuz I completely agree!! They are so gender non-conforming... they are so genderfuck... they are so all pronouns they are so pansexual?? they are so. weird little thangs. /aff The way they all use he/him on land just to accommodate HUMANS and their STUPID gender boxes is more of a Azul/Jade idea- Floyd being the one they have to convince to do the same. Even though Floyd doesn't care how people decide to perceive them, and they'd probably get he/him'd anyway, I like to think sometimes she causes problems by going "oh my god... you.. misgendered me?? how could you do this to me I'm. I'm so hurt. I actually use [insert very long list of pronouns INCLUDING neopronouns just to mess with people] :/// How could you not know that about me." Just a silly thing I think would happen hee hee...

Ruggie listening to female rappers is so real no I was also told my him in person he showed me his playlist... since we on the topic of music as well I think Malleus listens to like Radiohead, The Smiths, Horror Vacui, Male tears, sometimes Muse and Nirvana- He dips his toes into Death/Black metal/screamo sometimes due to Lilia's influence. He doesn't like it a LOT but he likes being close to people through things they like so he basically tricked himself into liking that genre of music... Adorable methinks I like to mention this a lot and I don't remember if I did last time but Floyd PTV + MCR liker + 6arleyhuman + Maneskin... And funky video game ost's !! if you let me keep talking I could probably assign most of the students a music taste because I know I'm right. Also Azul and Vil both love Lady Gaga. Vil likes Destiny's Child. Cater is a kpop stan and only listens to girl groups. Riddle likes Lawfey, Aurora and City And Colour. Idia likes songs that were popular in 2015-20 because of gacha videos on youtube, preppy anime songs and also video game ost's from his favourite games. ANYWYSSYDSHUY -- ANYWAYS YES YES I'D LOVE TO HEAR THE PLAYLIST??? PLEASE !!!! :DDDDD

#arvy asks #I love you guys and your creative minds #<33 #this also isn't proofread so like DW HAHAHAH #speaking of which #sorry if anything doesn't make sense #lololol

[ionlypostmymeemocs]

Swamp Octo Medic

Characteristics

Type: Failed Experiment

Alignment: Chaotic

Attitude: Chaotic, Insane, and non-serious

Fighting Style: Close range

Abilities: Swimming, strong bite, communicating with animals, and making weapons

Weaknesses: Being on land

Statues

Statues: Alive

Occupation: Protecting his swamp home

Subordinates: The alligators

Allies: Alligators, frogs, and birds

Enemies: Whoever trespasses his home

Appearance

Tako is xe real name! They have lavender skin and long-wavy purple hair which covers xe eyes. But xe eyes have octopus-like eyes but most people don't notice that because xe eyes are mostly black. They also have very sharp powerful teeth that can bite into flesh very easily.

Biography

Before Tako was turned into an octo people they used to work alone neat a swamp. The reason that xe didn't have a team was because they wanted to show xe team they could get stronger. So they asked Ms. Pauling for some weeks off. The reason that Tako wanted to stay in a swamp was because they liked how warm it is and how the swamp smelled.

But they didn't return to the xe team. That's because Tako drank a liquid that supposedly made xe stronger. The liquid had a mix of the DNA of an octopus that they bought from somewhere. But the other ingredients that they used for it is unknown.

Personality and Behavior

When they were human Tako's personality was very calm but they will get easily annoyed if no one took Tako seriously. They will always have this very serious tone when they spoke to xe teammates. They are also very intelligent.

But xe behavior soon changed to calm to chaotic when they transformed. But Tako's intelligence never went away so that means Tako can make weapons out of rocks, sticks, and sometimes plants. Also not only that they also make plans on how to attack enemies underwater but all of Tako's plans are always chaotic!

Powers and Abilities

Tako abilities are a few but they are very useful! They can make spears with sticks and rocks which for Tako is a common thing. Now... Plants... How can plants can be weapons...? Well... Tako can make a random into a rope so they can choke you out. Or Tako can find poisonous plants which will kill you painfully.

Faults anf Weaknesses

They aren't able to move on land....

That's it.

The land...

#tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 medic oc #tf2 ocs #oc challenge #tf2 freakshow #tf2 freak oc #tf2 freaks #tf2 freak #team freak fortress #Tako #Swamp Octo Medic

[genderfluidgothwitch]

Bwuehehe. Writer questions 1, 15, 28, 32, and 46

1: What font do you write in? Do you actually care or is that just the default setting"

I use either Calibri or Ariel, depending. Basically any sans-serif font thats ADHD/Dyslexia friendly. Love reading/writing, hate when words don't stay put lol

15: Do you write in the margins of your books? Dog-ear your pages? Read in the bath? Why or why not? Do you judge people who do these things? Can we still be friends?

Good lord lmao.

I just recently started being okay with annotating anf highlighting books. I used to consider it sacrilegious to do so, and then I realized who the fuck cares? They're my books, and fuck it, if I'm gonna let someone else read it, they can have fun reading my thoughts while doing so lol. I do not dog ear, only because I have a tendency to either use scrap paper bookmarks, the fancy bookmarks I keep forgetting I own. I LOVE LOVE LOVE reading in the bath. Unfortunately my family hated when I would read in the bath for two hours. Something about there only being one bathroom for six people lol. I do not judge. Again, who the fuck cares lol. I will be friends with anyone, regardelss of how they treat books. Carry them around everywhere, hoard them on bookshelves, tear out pages, blend them into a smoothie, fuck if I care lol.

28: Who is the most delightful character you've ever written? Why?

Oh goodness, I don't know. I'll always have a special fondness for Cam and Maddie, but I think the most fun character to write has actually been Q Tomlin. They're a nonbinary genderfluid teen navigating high school, coming to terms with a lot of structural homophobia/transphobia, and also starring in a Shakespeare play!

32: What is a line from a poem/novel/fanfic/etc that you return to from time and time again? How did you find it? What does it mean to you?

What, like in someone else's work?

I guess one of my favorite lines would be from a Dylan Thomas poem.

"Do not go gentle into that good night/ rage, rage against the dying of the light."

It's very much a line about not being complacent. I found it funnily enough in a trilogy I read as a teenager when I found the first book in my summer camp's lost and found. It was the last week of the year and we were encouraged to take things that weren't claimed, so of course I claimed the book lol. I've always been a bit of a rebellious thinker, so can you take a wild stab as to why I fell for that line?

40: Please share a poem with me, I need it.

See above poem, but also, here's one I wrote a while ago that I still can appreciate:

After Life

We walk across trails of light, endlessly winding through the night. A journey to the worlds beyond to find something that lets us bond and become something new, something true, something that we never knew we could be until we tried. Too many tears we have cried, and too many hearts were broken. All these words we left unspoken, a mark upon these hearts, torn apart, if only we had been so smart as to remember who we were together. Now we face the land of forever. Alone now, nowhere near close to that we fear, a different place to call home, our own. Draw me near, this place I roam. I want something as real as this, this glowing land of perpetual bliss. Let this be real, oh gracious god, for I can’t believe that I can trod upon these golden paths to salvation, in desperation, to something great, the blest creation of life in heaven. And now I know and can question how I came to deserve this afterlife, After all the pain and strife I have cause to others, to brothers, and those whose mothers names I cursed in frustration. Can I still receive re-creation of myself when I can’t be bothered to try to just be me?

We travel across these paths of light endlessly winding through the night. I guess I’ll never get it right. So let me fall, in ceaseless flight.

#asked and answered

[jamtoasties3316]

What about a slight twist on the Fernando harem concept. He has a whole collection of omegas who he loves to fuck in torturous ways—fisting them, pissing on them, spanking them. But he is also the king and as such he owes heirs to the land. So he does whatever he wants with his omegas until the fall pregnant and then he gives them much more privileges until the babies are born. His pregnant omegas are allowed to live in a separate wing of the castle and are fed better, kept warmer, and never treated roughly.

Fernando wants them to have healthy babies but he has no interest in having gentle sex with them while they’re pregnant. Still, now that they are pregnant his job with them is done and he doesn’t care who uses them as long as they’re not too rough. Visiting alphas are allowed the pick of the pregnant harem while Fernando plays with his newest omegas who aren’t knocked up yet. The pregnant omegas even look forward to these visits sometimes—they get so needy and wet with the pregnancy hormones, wanting to be fucked or to have their swollen tits sucked on, but fernando just ignores them even when they beg him.

Fernando prefers his newest omegas who aren’t broken in yet. He also has some alphas in his harem, like Carlos, who he can fuck as much as he wants without ever having to worry about a baby! Meanwhile omegas like Max are pregnant again as soon as he fucks them. Carlos will stare longingly at Max walking around big-bellied and swollen and safe from Fernando while Fernando has him on his hands and knees again to take another knot… but Max is dripping wet and begging and wishing that were him. He has to hope an alpha comes to visit soon and Fernando lends him out…

Oh yes! King Fernando having an ever-growing harem of Omegas for him to play with and impregnate. He enjoys breaking them, using his new Omegas cruelly and making sure they know they are owned, their holes now his! They get spanked and stretched eith toys and fisted until they are gaping, and can never let their guard down because they never know when Fernando will grab them and fuck them, abd they have to take it like a good girl!

Max being so fertile with his big tits and baby making hips that he is never in the harem long before he is knocked up again. Be doesn't like the pregnancy wing, is always so horny when pregnant but no matter how many times he presents and wiggles his ass, Fernando won't mount him anymore! Max is so happy when royals come to visit anf happily let's them fuck him and play eith his milk heavy tits! Fernando occasionally brings him out all pregnant and round with his tirs out during meetings though, to show off the cow!

Charles always taking so long to get pregnant so he has to endure a lot more! His pussy is tight and he alwyss cries when his ass is fucked so sometimes Fernando will exclusively fuck his ass so he can't get pregnant. And Alpha Carlos being in the harem too, cock in a cage and ass always gaping because Fernando fucks him a lot when no new meat is coming in!