I missed techno then spiraled pt.2
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Just because I voiced an opinion 😵💫
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the well documented avi sleepies in regards to this post
fig 1. in the mor dhona bar
fig 2. on the couch in the Fortemps manor
fig 3. sunlit field of flowers (dual attack by sunlight and pollen)
fig 4. standing ankle deep in a muddy ass pond
fig 5. standing knee deep in snow in the cold ass mountains
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alright i have a million wips and i want to share so let’s do this!
Rules: Post the names of files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it!
carlando - bahrain golf date
lestappen - pirate and prince au (ft carlando)
carlando - lando wearing red
threesome - but the third person might as well not be there (ship?)
yukierre - jealous pierre
carlando & maxiel - doctor au
carlando - winter break
carlando - best friend’s brother au
(ship?) finally getting together and being somehow more attached and unbearable to everyone around them than before, which no one thought was possible
carlando - lando has never had mind-blowing sex before
carlando - angel carlos and demon lando au
ocean’s 11/heist au
top gun au
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Look here tumblr…you gotta let me post shit
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For those not in the know, this is one of the Amanita mushrooms referred to as a Destroying Angel. Never, ever, ever, ever forage with an app. Especially for mushrooms.
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
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hi. i made some images.
feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required
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Knowledge Revenge.
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more good news from tiktok: they’ve started blocking celebrities.
they’re calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, they’re getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but it’s broken, and people are LOVING it. and it’s WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they can’t accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said you’re a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.
i feel like i’m witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.
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Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”
The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”
Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”
Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”
Me: “Oh….well…thanks”
Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”
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