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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]
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Crazy what passes for deveined shrimp these days
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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.
Go!!
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dredsina 7 days
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It's only open during work hours so she's going to take time off of work to go. We're trying to temper her expectations
My beautiful wife loves souvenirs and shopping etc and she has her heart set on going to the Microsoft company store and my whole family is trying to tell her it's lame as hell
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dredsina 7 days
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My beautiful wife loves souvenirs and shopping etc and she has her heart set on going to the Microsoft company store and my whole family is trying to tell her it's lame as hell
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dredsina 8 days
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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick鈥ome people like driving automatic鈥hat matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
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dredsina 8 days
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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
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wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life
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So I tried pu-erh tea and I love it. It smells like wet hay or straw like a barn
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dredsina 11 days
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Another day another violation of the US flag code
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My wife got me this for my birthday and I'm obsessed & I'm making fresh pizza dough to bake at lunch & bitches will be JEALOUS once my tomatoes grow & I can make garden tomato sauce from scratch too
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dredsina 14 days
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telephone pole.mp4
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It's my birthday 馃巶 馃コ
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"Why doesn't anyone drink milkshakes anymore 馃槴" they do it's called a frappuccino now
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Ah, look who finally decided to call -- my old friend, Scam Likely!
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saw this while exhaling my vape and started choking on it
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