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flanaganfilm · 1 year

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Hi Mike! Just wondering about the wonderful Katie Parker. Since she’s been a part of the Flanaverse for a pretty long time, I was wondering how she joined Absentia and which of her roles in your work is YOUR favourite? Personally I can’t get over how good she was as Poppy.

Also just want to quickly say I’m so excited to see T’Nia again in Usher. Thank you and have a lovely day!!

I first met Katie back in - I want to say 2008? Somewhere in there. She was friends with my girlfriend at the time and soon we were friends too. She was an actor struggling to find footing in LA and used to come over for movie nights and crash on our couch, and as time went by I started to think of her as a sister. I was working full-time as an editor on reality TV shows and trying to get something started. I wrote Absentia as a project for my friends to star in, so Katie's role was custom tailored just for her. Same with Courtney, Dave, Morgan and Justin. We were all living in LA and had similar dreams, but were all struggling to pay the rent and this was a chance to make something together that might get noticed.

(Above: The first table read of ABSENTIA, sometime in 2010)

We had a blast making that little movie, and it actually did what we all hoped it would do - it kicked open some doors, and led to Oculus being picked up by Trevor Macy at Intrepid Pictures (who has produced everything I've made since).

Katie had a small cameo in Oculus, playing the phone store clerk who sells Brenton Thwaites his first cell phone after being released from a lifetime in a mental institution. The scene was sweet and Katie was great, but it wasn't in the final cut of the film. I think it may be available on the blu-ray but I'm not sure to be honest. Katie remained a great friend, but there weren't really roles in the following movies that were a perfect fit. When I got my first shot at making TV, though, I really wanted her to be in The Haunting of Hill House. She auditioned to play Joey, the recovering addict who befriends Luke. The studio wanted to go another way with the part, and so I decided to write the new character of Poppy Hill for Katie instead, and she absolutely crushed it. It was meant to be.

(Katie as Poppy Hill on the set of The Haunting of Hill House)

After that, she was kind enough to take a smaller role in a much bigger film, portraying Silent Sarey in Doctor Sleep.

(Katie signs autographs at the premiere of Doctor Sleep)

When it came time to make The Haunting of Bly Manor, I had a fun idea for Katie and my wife Kate to play the doomed sisters in one of our coolest episodes. It was exciting for Hill House fans to see them together, but it was really terrific for me to have so much trust in two actors who could make such a huge impact in one episode.

After Bly, Katie joined us for The Midnight Club, and has a wonderful role (and does some of her absolute best work) in the upcoming The Fall of the House of Usher. Just before those, though, she joined us at the Saturn Awards in LA, where we had an impromptu Absentia reunion with my sibling Jamie Flanagan and my dear friend Doug Jones, both of whom acted in that little movie all those years ago. It was really neat to see everyone in the same place again, and think back about how far we've come since those days filming in that pee-covered tunnel.

Katie is a phenomenal actor, and I was lucky enough to work with her at the very beginning of my career, and now five more time since. She's unique among the family of actors that I've accumulated over the years, in that she was there from the very beginning. We sat in a tiny apartment in Glendale dreaming of making movies, worrying about paying our rent, and trying to figure out how the hell to get where we wanted to go. I'm proud to know her, proud to collaborate her, and proud to call her family. I expect you'll see her in many, many more Intrepid productions for years to come.

#Katie Parker #makemovieswithyourfriends

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gayofthefae · 2 years

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What if Mike has known for longer than Will? What then? What if Mike knew he didn’t look at Will the way Dustin and Lucas did. What if he knew it wasn’t just because they were best friends.

I recently reposted a video of little Byler moments you probably missed and one of them was when he puts his hand on the table next to Will’s, he reaches for Will’s hand before deciding not to then hesitantly touches their thumbs together momentarily. You can have all those other moments and still be oblivious. But he had to be self aware enough there - in season 2 - to tell himself “don’t hold his hand. that looks...you don’t want people thinking things.”

So what if Mike met a really nice boy on the playground and started to have a crush on him like kids do and then it didn’t go away and then then he was bullied for having a crush on his best friend...because he did...and the bullies made sure he knew that he shouldn’t. But he did and he knew he did. But we watched as his relationship with El was simultaneous with the homophobic bullying. There was even a comment on her status as a girl that wasn’t grossed out by him. Even if just with Dustin and Lucas, even though he trusted them, he could build that reputation. He could say “yeah totally I have a crush on her” and they could tell people “yeah totally he’s had a crush on a girl”. And he asked her to the Snow Ball. He wanted to be seen with her. And he couldn’t describe why she wouldn’t be his sister so he just kissed her because she would get what he meant and...I mean now he can say he’s kissed a girl? Add that to the list? Same way he barely, awkwardly leaned in in the bathroom after being told he had a crush on her...it’s what he was expected to do and he didn’t want anyone to ask why he didn’t.

What if he didn’t think it would go as far as it did? What if he just meant for people to think they were a thing but then he didn’t know how to explain to her what to act like to seem like it was a date so he...demonstrated. And then he thought they would still just be friends and look like more and he wasn’t thinking about it and when she came back he thought they would be friends. And then she leaned in to kiss him before she left and he didn’t lean back but it was okay because they were interrupted. And then Will was dancing with a girl so he should too and she showed up which was a nice surprise and he knew she would go along and the dancing would still be nice and people could see them so he kissed her. And maybe he didn’t realize what he was doing to her or maybe he felt bad the whole time, who knows.

And then what if he felt bad because then he had to keep up the lie with her because she wasn’t in on it now like he originally thought she might. So he kisses her. And he’s late to the movies all the time so they know that he was. And he’s actually perfectly fine with not dating her, he just wants to be friends again. But...he honestly would rather stay not dating her, but he knows he should get back together or it’ll seem like he never liked her if he seems not to care so he asks Lucas how boys who miss their ex girlfriends are supposed to act. And he is racked with guilt over all of this so when Will of all people tells him it’s hurting him too that he’s lying to El, he just can’t handle it and he lashes out because please dear god can’t Will just be happy with a girlfriend or something too I don’t want to have to hurt him too. And please like girls, Will, please dear god I don’t know how to hold out as straight if you don’t. Please like girls so I can at least move on from you and not have to juggle lying to BOTH of you. And then he says “I love you” in front of everyone. And he didn’t mean it like that. But now they all expect him to tell her. But that’s too far. It’s just too far. He’ll dance with her and he’ll date her and he’ll kiss her and he’ll try to win her back but he refuses to lie to her and tell her he loves her. That’s just mean. But he’s expected to so he tries. But his conscience won’t let him. So when he finds out that she heard anyways he’s...horrified. This is further than he ever intended for it to go.

But it’s easy from a distance. Because he likes talking to her just fine. And maybe he doesn’t even notice he signs “from” when she signs “love”. Or maybe he sees her sign “love” and it hurts to know he’s not saying it back but he would still rather that than lie. And he tries to call Will but he can’t get through but he also isn’t gonna write him letters or anything because part of him knows he would sign them “love” and he just cannot confront that. But Will doesn’t call him either and that feels horrible but you know what maybe it’s for the best so he only has to juggle this lie with El. But then whoops he can’t contain it and he might have accidentally mentioned how sad he was that Will didn’t call under the thin veil of not telling him about El (but really? not even then did you call?). And Will says he was a third wheel. And he’s sorry but he has to close his ears, he can’t do this again, especially not while looking for El who’s crying. And he walks away. And he’ll apologize later, he swears, he’s just overwhelmed and confused and why is Will even jealous but also didn’t call? But then Will is upset at him for not calling more but he did. And he says “what about us?” which is a little too in his head for comfort. And he’s saying all the things Mike won’t let himself say. And he wants to say he called so many times. And he thought about calling so many more. And he wanted to write, he just couldn’t let himself. But he can’t exactly say that. So he reaches for anything close but not suspicious in little enough reaction time that it seems normal but that doesn’t land great because he says that he couldn’t write to both El and him and Will asks what the difference is. shit. what is the difference between Will and the person Will thinks he has feelings for. Did he seriously just ask that? No, he didn’t mean it like that. Obviously, they’re friends not dating. That’s the difference. That doesn’t land great either and he can’t exactly say “I can’t reach out to you, Will, because I have a girlfriend and don’t ask me how that’s contradictory but you can reach out to me don’t ask why about that either but the point is you didn’t and you didn’t know that made up rule in my head but I wish you did and I wish you had anyways” so he tries to say the closest platonic thing and then he gives up and walks away. And he feels really bad.

And El noticed the “from”. And she’s crying and he really does care about her but that isn’t what she wanted to hear and he still just can’t, won’t lie to her. not about this. So she’s crying. And he can’t say it. And he wishes he could. But he wishes he could because it was true. He knows he would never lie about that. And she says “from” in her last letter and that still hurts. Because he wishes she never did love him one-sided but it still feels like shit if she stops. But with a second to breathe, he finds...ambiguous enough...words to apologize to Will and put it right this time. And Will is smiling so big and then he’s talking about secrets and then he’s handing him his beautiful paintings and talking a little too genuinely about (El) having feelings for him and goddamnit Will you are really not helping you know that? XD. And maybe part of him wants to believe that Will made this painting for him. Okay, a big part of him, but the logical part of him knows he can’t handle it. He has to tell himself he didn’t. And Will can’t be crying because that would mean he meant what he said as his own. And he can’t. he can’t. He must be seeing things. And he’s thinking about El and he does love her and he wants to just tell her that he loves her (and hopefully have her understand how he means it) but it’s all stuttery and slow and gets interrupted anyways because he still does know that she won’t understand how he means it. That no matter what, he knows the implication and that is the lie.

But then she’s dying. And here’s the kicker: if this is all true, Will Byers indirectly told him he loved him and it made him wanna die inside because it was just a reminder of how big of lie this next line was so he tensed and he pursed his lips and in any other circumstance he’d rather hurt her than lie about loving her but right now he’d rather lie about loving her than let her die. So he breaks the one rule he’s had about this whole situation for years. And it’s to save her. But he still feels guilty as hell about it. Because it’s still a lie. So part of him is glad they haven’t talked about it yet. He doesn’t wanna be in the type of relationship where you say I love you all the time and he has to lie like that every day. It’s already gone so much farther than he ever wanted. And he said I love you to her in front of Will. And this time, he did meant it as the lie it was interpreted as. And that just feels like lying to them both.

Because What if he’s known this entire time and is just kicking himself every day because he can’t get out of this situation without hurting people but every day he avoids it makes the hurt it would cause a little bigger. So he kicks himself every time he lies to El. And he kicks himself every time he lies to Will. And he kicks himself every time he feels bad about lying to El and spends time with Will for comfort. Because who knows if or when Will feels or knows, he still can’t handle even considering that (maybe he could do better with the whole being gay thing than he did when he was 12, but he still has a girlfriend now), but he’s known how he feels since it started. What if he’s just been knowingly in the “one way” closet for - who knows? around ten years? Just...dear god, child. Poor Mike Wheeler. What if he knows better than we thing. What if knows, has known, a little too well.

#stranger things #mike wheeler is gay #byler #did someone say 'vecna attacks the tortured with guilt?'#huh. must have been the wind i suppose

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loverforfanfiction · 2 years

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To all the boys I ever loved p.s i still love you-stranger things

Summary:you send letters to all the boys you ever loved.... by accident

All the boys I love in order

1.steve harrington

2.eddie munson

3.mike wheeler

4.lucas Sinclair

5.Jonathan byers

6.will byers

7.dustin Henderson

8.billy hargove

Warnings:fluff,cussing,little angst the reader will be mentioned as a girl but pls imagine your gender and black futures but imagine your race pls

Episode 1

Y/n pov

2 years ago

I sit down on my bed and I write I had just got back from therapy and my counselor told me I should write down my feelings so I thought "why not write my feelings for my crushes down" as I sigh and scoot down to the bottom of my bed and I think about the first boy I have loved,steve harrington and I start writing a letter I hope he will never see

Dear Steve harrington you are one of the most cutest guys I have ever met, and as I usually sit in the back of the rooms messing with my hair thinking about you ,

You might have never seen me because your king steve and your to stuck up on nacy but I love you and your hair, you drive me fucking crazy oh how I wish you could be mine but that will never happen so I write my feelings down on a paper and I stuff my feelings down and admire you I guess I'm writing to much now but there is so much to say to you it can't fit on paper so I write this instead.... one day I hope you notice me

From y/n y/l/n

To steve harrington

As I read over what I wrote I but my pencil down and I pull my cover over me as i turn of the lights and I try to dream of the person I wish was mine soon steve harrington.

Imagine your gender and race

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starsarefire824 · 7 months

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Just read the latest chapter and must I say I'm excited we made it to the New York arc (also excited to see the chapter count go up lol)

I really like how your version of Mike is less cagey when it comes to Will. Like if Will asks a question, Mike tries his best to answer, even when he is conflicted about it, compared to how he just doesn't do that for Troy until it's time for them to address his connection towards Will.

Can't wait to see how Will coaxes Mike outta his guarded state of mind/self-esteem issues while they're in nyc. Will has sooo much patience and I think you captured Will's grace that's in canon when it comes to Mike's flaws. Also happy to see Mike having his trip cuz he was so geeked about it in earlier chapters which was so cute for his usually stoic bad boy persona.

Was wondering if Mike didn't have either Troy or Will, would he be more self-destructive? Or would it be fairly the same since Max is there?

Hi dear Lex!

I'm glad you enjoyed the latest chapter. I have to say, getting to NYC after all this time feels like the ultimate feat so I am so happy ngl! The next chapter taking place in NYC I am very excited for.

I'm so emotional over the fact that you like that little aspect of Mike in Demons. I feel like that's very intentional on my part. Like we see Mike try so hard with other people, successfully in some ways with Max and maybe less so with Troy (not that he doesn't want to, just that they both have trouble finding the ways how because of their trauma) But in all of those instances he seems to instantly put up walls, to play things off, to deflect, to turn things around on the other person.

Where as with Will, for whatever reason, we see that he is unable to do that most of the time. Even when he's trying to lie, he isn't always successful at it.

And we see him deflect: say things like "don't worry about it" and Will can see right through this. Which in turn, I think, catches Mike off guard, and forces him to be vulnerable. Because Will will always be asking him the tough questions. Because, he's the first person in his life who's not afraid of the answer, the first person in his life who doesn't let him get away with it. And no matter how much Troy and Max love him, they still allow Demons' Mike to get away with not letting people know him, with refusing to be vulnerable. With sinking into the who he's been told he'll be.

I think, deep down, Mike wants that with Troy. And I personally think that there are small moments where the two of them reach that, but I also think that Mike is at this point in his life where he wants that with a partner from the get go, and all the time. Mike wants someone who's going to challenge him in the way he needs, and make him grow as a person, even if it fucking hurts. And Will is exactly the person who is providing that.

HAHA, I too, am totally in love with Mike just like fan-girling over going to NYC as if he's an 11 year old about to meet the backstreet boys. I think he is just so desperate to get out of Hawkins and experience something new, away from the people he thinks he needs to be away from, that he would have taken that offer, even if it was the devil himself.

The only thing is......it's Will Byers who's offered and I don't know, what teenager wouldn't say yes to their crush asking them to the city w/o parental supervision? To disappear into a city where no one knows him? I think that would be hard to pass up.

I think the thing of "not being known there" will be a huge thing for the boys in NYC, especially for Mike.

Hmmm, I think if Mike didn't have Troy or Max with everything that happened to him in this story, he'd be more self-destructive. I mean, like he admitted, it's almost a mystery that he'd even still be alive. I think maybe the jumping he talks bout, might have already come to fruition. WHICH IS SO SAD. T-T

I also think that maybe his relationship with Richards would have been even more dependent and fucked up? I think Troy is the person that grounds him in that, and without them having that special connection and protection and understanding from both of them, I think that without the other neither one of them would have made it to the age we see them at, 18.

#byler #will byers #troy walsh #stranger things #mike wheeler #demons of change #writing things #lovely asks

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willow-lark · 1 year

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LARK TELL ME ABOUT THE CUPID SCENE OMFG

hello andi!! 💕 my cupid scene mike fic is actually no longer a wip, i finished it up late last night n it is up and published!! but i will give u all the background deets anyway,,, bc this is something i could talk about for hoursssss.

i don't remember exactly when i started thinking huh, nico and mike are kind of similar--i think it might have been before s4 when there were theories that nancy might die and i was like omg u know my other emo dark-haired blorbo with a dead sister w a crush on someone named will??? like, they're not exactly alike but the two of them just radiate the same energy to me. ugh. my faves. i've been dying to write this fic for ages. it's always been bouncing around in my brain. (if house of hades ends up being on the writers' s5 inspo board just know that i fucking called it) like nico getting outed, as brutal as it may be, fundamentally changed the trajectory of my life. honest to god i would be straight right now if i didn't read that scene at age 11. and mike-gets-vecnaed is such an awesome theory/trope, so why not mesh the two??? i feel like it legitimately works so freaking well.

plus, i also get to give mike some support as he goes through it and develop his relationship with lucas. no one is better fit for the role of jason grace in this scenaro--lucas is strong, steadfast, supportive. he's not going to give up on mike, no matter what. plus, in hoh, cupid taunts jason about his relationship with piper a bit, and boyyyy did i have fun squeezing out all the lumax angst this fic would give me! it's a character study for both lucas and mike, and for their friendship. i have not written much lumax before and it is legitimately a travesty because i adore them so much. lumax and byler best ships. always.

plus pjo is just so so very dear to me and although i am not very active in that fandom anymore (though i am anticipating that will change with the release of the tv adaptation), i loved going back to it and sort of blending an older fandom with my current one.

thank you v v much for the ask! (and for giving me an excuse to rant about pjo, i honestly have So Many thoughts~ 💖🫂

wip ask game!!

#byler #stranger things #pjo #mike wheeler #lucas sinclair #lark answers #andi!!#lark writes

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servin-up-surveys · 1 year

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survey #153

Do you ever feel left out? When? Yes, primarily with my sisters; especially this last time I had lunch with my dad and sisters, I learned they do like... quite a lot without me or Mom, and that hurts. Like I get it, I don't drive so would have to rely on somebody else, but I'm never invited to these little fun things they do.

How useful do you feel to others? Oh dear jesus christ, entirely and completely useless.

Do you think you’re depressed? Why? I've been diagnosed with it since I was a pre-teen, so yes, I factually am. Diagnosed depression never fully goes away, I've just gotten better at handling my symptoms.

Is there a loaded gun in your house? Do you have access to it? No, no person who lives with me (and obviously myself) is legally allowed to own firearms because of my history, and nor do I even want one in my house ever.

Your best kiss was with whom? Either Girt or Jason, I don't know. I kinda don't remember how kisses from Jason were anymore.

Do you like to cuddle with this person? Girt, yes, but I'd never cuddle with Jason again. I loved it once, but not anymore.

Do you trust your bf/gf with your life? I honestly do.

Would you rather have an orange, red or gray bedroom? Hm... I think orange. Red sounds cool and pretty, but I like the brightness of orange, makes the room livelier.

Does it bother you when people’s underwear hangs out? It looks dumb to me, but so long as you have your truly private areas are covered in public, do whatever.

Would you date someone 5 years older than you? Yeah.

Have you ever met anyone who was overly addicted to a computer game? Me, lol. I'm very thankful it's been under control since I took a super long break though and especially lately I've barely been touching it even once a week or two.

Have you ever been fingered? Well when you grew up a technically abstinent Christian girl you figure shit out lmfao

Has anyone ever told you that you have a big butt? HA no, I would immediately know you were lying; even as a really in-shape teenager who did yoga every day, my ass has always been flat 😭

What makes you feel like a kid again? Being in the ocean comes to mind immediately; I've noticed that I giggle a lot being tossed around and hit by the water, it's just fun. I VERY rarely do this, but I also feel kid-like when someone eases me into feeling safe and unjudged belting out songs or dancing, but that is so incredibly rare these days because I obsess over not being seen in a judgmental, looking-down-your-nose-at-me way. I would basically rather die than experience embarrassment. I also like doing coloring books with other adults and just chilling.

Are you a good kisser? No one's ever complained.

What was your 1st alcoholic beverage? Mike's Hard Lemonade. ... Actually wait, it might have been a tiny sip of wine???? I grew up going to a Catholic church, and doing the Eucharist ritual thing is routine, and I remember how fucking awful the drink was, even though you only got a teeny-tiny sip, like an adult held and tilted the cup to ensure of that. Many places use grape juice in place of the grape wine, but with how traditional the church I went to was, and also just remembering how awful the taste was, I definitely think it was the traditional wine.

Do you have a crush on anyone? Well it's way more than a crush.

Have you ever been on an airplane? Yeah, a few times.

Have you ever gone scuba diving? No, but I'd really like to! My mom used to have a license for it and even swam with manatees and I will permanently be SO envious, haha.

What do you think of your last ex? Not good things, I'll leave it at that lmfao

Does your sibling have a significant other? They all do, yes. All but Nicole are married, but she has a good boyfriend.

How would you feel if a girl asked your boyfriend out for a drink? I wouldn't be okay with that in the case of some random girl asking him, and even if it was a close friend, I really do trust him, but I'd still want to be there too, it's just respectful imo. I don't want my anxiety spinning stories that aren't even true while he's gone. He doesn't drink anyway though so you wouldn't see him at a bar.

What do your flipflops look like? They're just black.

Name some models you think are hot. lol I don't even know the names of models.

Does your significant other like the same color as you do? Like, favorite color? Don't know what he thinks of pink, actually.

Do you have a passport? No, hopefully one day to travel!

Do you say any words that are pretty specific to your area? I'm sure there are some things, but phrases exclusive to here is more likely. We say "y'all," of course, but I feel like that's been adopted outside the south anyway.

Do you know anyone who everyone thinks is gay, but is not out? No, not since middle school; everyone thought my friend William was gay, including myself, but he didn't "come out" until high school. He's loud and proud about it now, I love him.

Are your teeth straight? Mostly, yes. I do have an overbite though that my braces once fixed, but because I didn't wear my retainer, they moved back some. My front bottom incisors are a bit crooked though from having braces on too long, they got a bit crowded so have very slight overlapping, but it's not bad at all.

Would you ever paint your house an unusual color? Totally not against it, like can you IMAGINE a pink house?, but I wouldn't go out of my way to pay for that or do it myself, I just don't care enough.

What is the cutest animal? TOTALLY not biased or anything lol, but I genuinely do think it's meerkats, like they're so small and watching them stand up on their hind legs like lil men is adorable, and they're just cute as hell in general. I love their big eyes! Kittens are also incredibly cute, I've got a weakness for baby cats.

Would you mind dating someone significantly shorter than you? Nah, height means literally nothing to me.

Have you ever swam in the Atlantic Ocean? Yep.

The Pacific? No.

Have you ever dated a fat person? Juan was on the larger side, as well as Tyler, but that's it. I'm not against it at all, I've just coincidentally dated mostly slim or even underweight people.

Was your last kiss sober? Yes, never kissed somebody while drunk.

What is one hot beverage that you like? Hot chocolate.

Do you have any relatives who are expecting a baby really soon? No.

Do you sleep in socks? Ugh no, I could never. Socks are very uncomfortable to me, it's a sensory thing.

Is the person you’re interested in, interested in you? Yes, I definitely trust that he is. He shows it.

Is there a band you like that many others dislike? Which? lol yes, Marilyn Manson is probably the most obvious, like he's always gotten the side-eye from media, and Rammstein's gotten plenty of hate too, and then Otep gets a lot of negativity as well, but she as a person IS an insanely aggressive bitch so lol, I love her music though. I'm a metal fan in general though so that alone makes a great majority of the bands I listen to disliked by some groups.

To you, which is better: English muffins or bagels? Bagels, but both are good.

Do you consider yourself a romantic? I definitely think so, I know plenty of people think romance is cheesy, but I love it, man. Cute fun stuff.

Which element best represents you? Y'know, I've never been sure about this question, but with a quick google search I am EASILY water.

Who do you want to be closer to? My sisters.

Do you prefer to use pen or pencil? Pencil, because of the ease for erasing. I only recently learned via my sister that pens with erasers now exist and blew my FUCKING mind to bits like I wasn't okay afterwards lmfao that shit is MAGIC

What is your star sign? It's Aquarius, but I've never held any faith in this kind of stuff whatsoever.

Do you like your cereal crunchy or soggy? In-between. I can't eat it once it gets to a certain point of sogginess though, but that doesn't really happen with me because I pour my breakfast and eat it immediately lol.

Do you like ice in your drinks? No, this is gonna make me sound SO stereotypical American but I absolutely hate when it waters a drink down and even more so how like the majority of drinks you get anywhere are mostly just ice, like I didn't pay for ice.

Do you address older people by their first or last name? Eh, I'd say it depends. By this point in my life I'm pretty sure it's mostly first names now, though.

If money was not a factor, how would you live your life? Lots of traveling, and I know I'd just pay to not be my weight anymore. Way more tattoos, a house, and more pets. I would absolutely do lots of charity stuff too and help especially my loved ones however I can.

Do you prefer swimming in pools or in the ocean? I feel safer and chiller in a nice clean pool, but the ocean is way more fun! It's very good at yanking my worries away for the time, too.

What is one thing you would want to teach your children? In the hypothetical they ever exist, just being a good person is the main thing: to act with kindness, peace, and empathy. I would put a lot of emphasis on them caring for themselves too, both physically and mentally, and to never be ashamed of being themselves and shooting for the stars. I would ensure they know proper bodily autonomy early too; if my kid doesn't want to hug someone, they don't fucking have to, and I'm not sugarcoating the proper names of their body parts and to never let someone touch your body that you don't want, and if they do you let me know bc I will go to jail <3

Where do you feel the safest? At home, especially when both Mom and Girt are here.

Anything you're looking forward to this month? Yeah, on the 26th I get my tattoo finished and also am having dinner with Girt's family.

Do you have a loud or more soft laugh? I am the WHOLE fuckin pack of hyenas okay

Do you like to dip your fries in a frosty or ice cream? No, I tried that pretty late in my life and I really did not get the hype.

Are there any things coming up that you have to travel for? No.

Would you consider adoption? No, it wouldn't be for me personally.

Do you have a bad habit? Yes, I jump to conclusions and catastrophize severely, often relating around someone being mad at or annoyed by me, but there are plenty of other instances. I know there's more, but I don't really feel like thinking about this on a nice day haha

Have you ever slept with a member of the opposite sex without having sex? lmfao yes, this is such a juvenile question, sharing the same bed as someone doesn't make it so you bang every time you get in it, dude.

Have you ever had a crush on someone “too young” for you? No.

Have you ever been called a bitch? Yes, I kinda doubt any adult woman hasn't been at SOME point.

Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip? I'm happy with just the vertical labret I have on my bottom lip now, but after having my tongue pierced already and just damaging my teeth, I won't get another one. I've THOUGHT about getting what would technically be snake bites I guess and change the jewelry to a small spike, but I feel like three pieces of jewelry on just my bottom lip might get annoying.

What did you buy last time you went to the store? Mom bought milk, some steak, strawberries, some shrimp, and lettuce earlier; I only know because she complained about how expensive just that was, haha.

Do you like salsa that has fruit in it? No.

Are you scared of snakes? No, and I assure you you will never be more afraid of a snake than that snake is of you. I adore them.

Do you like hard or soft pretzels better? SOFT, ugh that sounds so good right about now.

Have you ever painted a room? Not me personally, but as a kid I remember during one of my grandmother's visits, she and my parents and maybe some friends painted the house I grew up in. My grandma was always very good with house decor and just making the inside of a house look good, and they did this cool horizontal split between a light and darker shade of blue with some sort of cool (I think it was kinda floral?) divider in the center. It was really pretty, buuuut the people who moved in after us immediately burnt the house to a fuckin crisp so I'm sure the remade house is different inside.

#survey #surveys #random questions #personal questions

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fairytaehl · 2 years

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Thoughts on vol 2? Spoiler alert. Did u think there was any point to Eddie’s death?

overall:

• hated that we didnt get any canon gay will scene. i didnt necessarily want his heart broken by mike rejecting him but it wouldve been okay, altho preferably why the fuck didnt they use his talk with jonathan as the opportunity? it would not have killed them to add 2 - 3 minutes more just for that scene, and people would finally stop thinking will had a crush on eleven¿???¿¿¿? and itd be SOME justice having him come out esp bc robin already has and will is just some sad pining gay boy like... wtaf

• why did no one talk about max or eddies death. i could see how maybe steve/robin/nancy might not but mike? lucas? his band friends? lel what the actual fuck. and why were they not all depressed b4 cali crew arrived. i get all abt grief and such but two days is still very very fresh when ur friend is in a fucking coma.

• eleven using love as her strength and receiving words of love is absolutely one of the best parts of her story. for years she has been used as a machine and she doesnt have a concept of people just loving her, they all have always wanted something from her, but her mom and mike dont want anything from her. they loved just her. her journey of finding out that her powers dont have to result as a form of anger or pleasing others is an immense character growth, idc what people say. there is nothing wrong with using the love you receive to motivate you, and yes max was dying next to her, but henry literally belittled her and destroyed her hope. she deserved that type of push, shes been traumatized her whole life.

• can we stop with nancys love triangle dear god

• robin might have a girlfriend which is cool i can respect this and encourage the wlw rep

• jopper >>>>>>

• wouldve been nice if they actually raised the stakes and killed a main character even tho i want them all alive but apparently theyre gonna do that in s5 soooo... woo, i guess

and to answer your other question, i dont think eddies death was necessarily pointless, but it did not feel like his story came to any conclusion. he didnt Really seem to have done anything besides the cliché "im not running anymore" (at the worst time, mind you), and no one even mourned him? my only guess is that mike just doesnt know yet but... doubtful. duffers said in s5 eddies death will play a role so we'll see.

#thanks for ur ask!!#answered

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astridthevalkyrie · 3 years

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dont know if this counts as a spoiler but if levi and reader in superior never kept their relationship a secret in the first place what would have happened/how would erwin, hange, levi squad, and everyone else react to it?

oh, interesting!

erwin - he's not going to say anything, he's not. does he think it's an unnecessary distraction? yes. but he only promised himself he wouldn't love anyone so that he could truly dedicate himself, and it's not fair to demand the same thing of levi. he also can't help but think that levi could do better, but again, he's not voicing any of this out loud because ultimately it's levi's decision, and he respects that. still, he's not going to treat reader any different. as far as he's concerned, she's not worthy of his respect, dating levi or not.

hange - thinks it's cute, but aside from some light teasing ("no wonder you were so eager to train her!") she's not really getting that involved. hange is a very busy person and she sadly has much more to do than get invested in levi's love life. but perhaps she'll waggle her brows if she sees the two of them together, nudge levi with her elbow if reader is looking particularly nice that day, ask reader things like "so short stack's height definitely went somewhere else, huh?"

mike - respectfully congratulates levi, who rolls his eyes and tells him not to make it weird. he and reader aren't all too close, but in this scenario he might make more of an effort to wave at her or make small talk considering she's someone dear to his friend.

levi squad - reader has lost all her credibility. she can't make fun of him with everyone anymore because now gunther just makes kissy faces at her like a real mature adult while oluo responds to her every complaint about levi with, "and yet you chose to be with him." eld is mildly amused, although from the twinkle in his eye reader can tell he's not that surprised, while petra gets strangely quiet whenever it comes up. when reader asks her why, she always brushes it off and says she's just not feeling well.

millie - just one long sigh. "i knew it." very told-you-so attitude, very obnoxious.

stephen - much more surprised. captain levi? captain levi is her type? the person she used to complain about all the time? the person who ran her ragged every morning? the person who terrified everyone around him? is that what he should have acted like, before? he's over his stupid crush now—he is, he keeps telling himself that—but it's still shocking to learn that while he was tripping over his own feet to try and talk to her, she was probably already falling in love with her supposed enemy slash trainer, and he'd never even had a chance.

ricky - kind of dumb, my sweet boy. it takes a second for it to dawn on him. when he finds out he has to think about it for a few minutes, put all the pieces together in his head. "...oh, is that why you spent so much time with him?" and after that he just finds it supremely funny. however, he does get kinda pissed if he ever sees levi being strict or snippy with reader because in his mind, she puts up with this bullshit all the time, apparently in public and private, so shouldn't he be nicer to her? sometimes he complains, but reader just waves it off and says she doesn't mind.

#let me know if i missed anyone!#levi x reader #levi ackerman x reader #superior

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thecarnivorousmuffinmeta · 3 years

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For each member of the Cullens, what do you think it would take for them to realize the extent of how unhinged Edward is and what do you think they would do about it, if anything?

Well, we’re going dark places today, aren’t we?

Alice

Alice is already fully aware of what Edward is, she simply doesn’t care.

There are visions that Alice misses, Edward thinks Alice misses the vast majority of Biology due to being hyper focused on Jasper (and likely missed the school massacre that Edward was seriously planning) but there is a lot she doesn’t miss.

Every time Edward thinks about how great it’d be to smash Mike Newton’s head like a watermelon, every time he considers devouring Bella, every time he enters her room unannounced to stare at her while she sleeps unawares, the time Edward considers genocide of the Quileute Tribe because of Jake’s telling Bella a story he doesn’t even believe, Alice knows.

It changes nothing for her.

She roots for Edward and Bella’s relationship, not because she knows for a certainty it will work out, but because it might. And that slim might, where Bella Swan might survive and become Edward’s lover as well as her own Barbie is worth everything they put Bella through to get there.

Also damningly, Alice cares very little for how good Edward is for Bella just as she cares very little for Bella period. Bella is Alice’s excuse to party and a dress up toy, but Alice will cut contact with her to a) please Edward b) prove a point to Edward.

Worse, Alice will take Bella to Italy, a city where she knows Bella will be killed with a 90% chance upon entry, on the slim chance that they might prevent Edward’s suicide. Yes, she vaguely explains the risk Bella’s taking, but she doesn’t say it in clear terms nor does she waste much time arguing.

Edward is far more important to Alice than Bella.

What I’m getting at is, thanks to her gift, Alice is intimately aware of just what Edward is capable of. She doesn’t care. And yes, there’s something to be said that Edward, more often than not, does not act upon these futures and he shouldn’t be condemned for choices he does not make. However, he does make some of them, and Alice knows.

There’s nothing I think Edward could do to either inform her that she was gravely wrong in how she perceived him or drive her away. Alice would be disappointed he’s thrown the family into such disarray but most likely would try to steer him away from whatever choice would cause such a rift.

She would aid, abet, and enable him because that is what will keep the Cullens together. Which is something Alice very much wants.

Carlisle

Carlisle lives in a river in Egypt, the water is made of double think. There are strong hints that Carlisle’s family is not quite as gung ho or altruistic about the diet as he is. Instead of being appalled, Carlisle quietly lowers his standards, and gives enthusiastic applause when Edward does things like choose not to brutally murder the serial rapist who nearly raped Bella. This is big growth for Edward! He also takes measures like sending family members who have accidents to their victims funeral, in the hopes that something, maybe, might make them see humans as people worthy of life.

If you asked him though, he’d talk about how amazing his family and the Denali are for the diet, and how he’s so proud to be a part of this community that values human life. LOOK HOW MUCH THEY VALUE IT.

When it comes to Edward, I think Edward holds a special place in Carlisle’s heart. He was not only the first person he turned, but Edward left and came back, to Carlisle this signaled that he’d found meaning and purpose in preserving human life. More, Edward... is very good at hiding what he is and is desperate that Carlisle above all others never see it.

Rather than have a conscience, most of the time, what stops Edward from “you name horrific action” of the day is the thought of “What would Carlisle say?”

My point being, from the outside, especially to Carlisle, Edward truly does look like a noble soul. There are... flags, but they’re easily ignored or written off as issues with Edward’s emotional maturity.

Where Carlisle starts getting concerned is with Bella. Edward leaves for Alaska, great, Carlisle’s proud he was able to make that decision and know his limits. ThEn EdWArd CoMeS BaCK.

Edward comes back, in a week, nothing has changed, and he refuses to leave. Carlisle talks to him, Edward’s thinking he’s better than Hamburger and he can’t let her win, what he actually says to Carlisle is something along the lines of “I can’t run from my fears” Carlisle does an upside down smiley face then says, “Yes, you can, please do” And Edward doesn’t.

Things with Edward and this girl get progressively weird, but Carlisle is very proud that Edward sees the value of human life and not murdering a girl for being nearly hit by a van (this is how low Carlisle’s standards have become), and then Alice goes, “Oh, by the way, Edward is in love with this girl!”

Carlisle just sits there, “Alright then” and quietly puts aside his dreams of moving to a town where Edward doesn’t eat Bella Swan.

But I’m getting off track, this isn’t about canon where Carlisle can explain Edward’s actions away as noble but extreme, emotionally immature, and misguided.

Eating Bella’s not enough. Carlisle will see this as a tragic accident, something he foresaw, but something he assumes will haunt Edward for eternity. And, as it will haunt Edward for eternity (though not for the reasons Carlisle assumes) there will be nothing to make Carlisle question Edward’s character. He was young and foolish to think his limits were endless, but this was a tragic accident.

And it’s something, that in canon, Carlisle is hoping won’t happen but expects with helplessness.

I think there are a number of things that could do it. Had Edward eaten Biology, had he decided to defy Volturi law by eating Saint Marcus’ Square, but staying closer to the realm of possibility...

Had Edward forcibly aborted Bella, murdering her and her child in the process, or else if Renesmee didn’t have her gift, and Edward murdered her after her birth (assuming Jake didn’t get to it first).

Those actions cannot be excused away nor cannot be seen as tragic accidents. They are premeditated and evil, and yes evil is a strong word, yet here we are. This is Carlisle staring in the face of madness.

And that’s what it will take.

If Edward cheats on Bella, then while Carlisle is sad and disappointed, affairs happen and passion fades. More, Edward and Bella married awfully young and barely knew each other, this perhaps isn’t surprising.

If Edward eats a human Bella on the day she’s supposed to be turned, in very suspicious circumstances right at the last minute. Carlisle will know, deep down, but never allow himself to believe it. He’ll think Edward is utterly devestated and had let his guard down on that last day in anticipation of Bella’s turning.

This though, there’s no denying this.

I don’t believe Carlisle can kill Edward. Murder is not in his nature, and more, Edward is so dear to him. And now that this has happened, Carlisle would blame himself in part because surely, the human Edward Masen would never have become this.

He’d likely reach out to Aro. Eclipse has happened, but not Breaking Dawn, and more everything is in question. He has to know the truth from a man who has seen Edward’s very soul. He goes in person, likely tells Edward his plans, and Edward rages but that doesn’t stop Carlisle.

Rosalie (more on her below) would never forgive Edward, ever, she is done. She and Emmett likely go with Carlisle to Volterra to hear the truth of what Edward is. Esme stays behind with Edward, torn in half, but unable to leave his side in this time of crisis. With that, her and Carlisle’s marriage completely dissolves on the spot. Alice stays with Edward as well, which means Jasper does to, though this likely starts the gears in head and he begins to contemplate leaving his wife. Though I imagine he won’t act for some time.

By the time Emmett, Rosalie, and Carlisle reach Volterra the coven is broken.

If Bella survived, if Edward murdered Renesmee while she was out of commission for three days, then I imagine she too goes to Volterra. Not for truth, but so that Aro can murder her, because there’s no point in living anymore.

Emmett

It would have to be beyond the pale extreme because Emmett gets more hints than most of the family (i.e. Carlisle and Rosalie).

Edward doesn’t really confide in Emmett, per se, but he does say some pretty damning things on their hunting trip in New Moon and give off varying vibes of crazy. Rather than realize that Edward, perhaps, is dangerous, Emmett only gets the feeling that Edward might not be alright in the head. Mostly, Emmett doesn’t want to think about it.

So he gets to listen to Edward raving about how Bella could be crushed by a meteor, wondering why Edward even cares when two days ago he didn’t give a flying fuck about this rando tasty human.

To Emmett, Edward has been laughing madly to himself for days, is now a paranoid wreck, and is starting to creep him out but... Maybe if he ignores it, Edward will go back to normal?

Not helping is that Emmett doesn’t care about human life. He’s constantly telling Edward to treat himself and eat Bella, in a manner that suggests he vicariously wants to live through the delicious experience (as well as get Edward to calm down).

If Edward eats Bella, Emmett will slap him on the back and say “Good job, bro!” If Edward eats Bella after the whole “love” thing, well, that’s weird, but, uh, “Sorry, bro?” If Edward murders all of Biology...

Then Emmet might do a double take and think, you know, maybe something’s not right with Edward.

I think he’d suggest he and Rose take a very long vacation and wait for things to calm down. Hoping that, if he ignores this, it will go away and Edward will return to a... saneish person.

What Rose thinks is a different story.

Esme

There is nothing on this planet that could tear Esme away from Edward. Esme’s purpose in life, the thing that gives her joy each morning and each night, is her family which you can condense down to Edward: the best and brightest of all of us.

We see it in canon.

The day after Edward decides he’s in love he acts like a lunatic. The car smells like Bella, as he kidnapped her for a ride home (Bella did not realize she had, in fact, been abducted. Edward does for two seconds then says to himself, “No, no, this is--completely necessary. I’M A MONSTER”

Jasper, Alice, Rosalie, and Emmett get to ride home in this Bella smelling car. Edward keeps laughing, like he’s in an opium den, it’s fucking weird. Edward offers no explanation, the car always smells like Bella, what are you talking about?

Edward then skips to the piano, giggling to himself, and sits down to compose. An action he hasn’t done in years. He’s still grinning and giggling to himself, by the way. Alice joins him at the piano, being equally cryptic and weird as usual. For some reason, Rosalie leaves the room in complete humiliation and shame. This is never explained to anyone watching.

Esme is sitting in the room, taking this all in, and thinks nothing. Instead she smiles, at beautiful Edward, and asks him to play the song he composed for her. She’s so glad to see him filled with joy again. She tells him that he is the best and brightest of all of them.

Esme later gives Edward her pretty much express permission to eat Bella if the girl is causing him such pain and misery. Luckily for Bella, Edward’s in love. So he passes on that and assures Esme the most wonderful thing has happened, he is in love.

My point being, Edward could drop the corpses of the students he murdered in Biology so he could more efficiently eat Bella at Esme’s feet and she wouldn’t blink. It wouldn’t even process for her. Esme would continue carrying on as Esme, nothing changing, while the rest of the family stares agog at the city Edward just murdered.

There is nothing Edward could do or say that would ever change Esme’s mind and she will always treat him as her favorite child.

Jasper

With his gift, I imagine Jasper suspects. Edward loathes Rosalie, despises him, and his feelings for others are... strange. He holds indifference and contempt for mankind and when it comes to Bella. Woof, what a cocktail.

He has no proof though, but I imagine if the smallest thing comes into his lap, that suspicion would become a certainty.

As for what he’d do, it’s hard to say.

I think, in most scenarios, he’d look the other way. Yes, Edward is a monater, but Jasper to is a monster if for different reasons, he has no room to judge. More, Edward is in many respects the heart of the Cullens, far more than Japser himself is. If Jasper goes causing strife, making accusations the others may or may not believe, then the coven could collapse.

This place, these people, are what Jasper thinks he’s been searching for all his life. For the first time, he knows peace, and is trying to live a life where he doesn’t persist in agony every time he succumbs to eating. Jasper is not going to risk that falling apart, even if he finds Edward unpleasant.

And if Edward keeps it to himself, or if the occasional human is the victim, then that’s a price Jasper is willing to pay.

Jasper might actually get concerned when it comes to Bella. For all Bella’s not very close with him, he holds her in very high regard. He nearly devoured Bella, and she forgave him, she forgave him his monstrously brutal past and has never flinched from him. She is a reminder of what humanity can be and why it’s important.

If he realized the threat Edward is to Bella, not just in eating her, but on a level much darker than that, then he might start to act and would probably try to get Bella to leave while she could. However, he also likely knows Bella would never listen, because she doesn’t see what Edward is and nothing would convince her otherwise. Not to mention, as soon as Jasper knows, Edward will plot against him so that no one in the family will ever listen to a word he says.

Not to mention that Alice, of course, must know and doesn’t care. That will be quite the blow to Jasper taking any action.

Barring extreme circumstances, Jasper does nothing, he just watches and waits to see what the others do.

Rosalie

For all that Edward doesn’t bother to be nice to Rosalie, and is ready to lay into her at a moment’s notice, he’s very dear to her. He is, in all regards, her brother and she cares for him deeply as she does the family as a whole.

Rosalie has no idea what he truly is and it would take a lot for her to accept it. More, unlike Carlisle, although she prizes human values and tries to hold herself to human standards her morals have slipped enough that she genuinely advocates murdering Bella Swan in her sleep so that Rosalie won’t have to move.

Murdering Bella won’t be enough, Rosalie will see it as the accident that could have been avoided if Edward hadn’t insisted on being a fool.

I think, for Rosalie, the best way to drive it home would be a sexual crime. Had Edward forced Bella’s abortion in Breaking Dawn, that would have done it. First, it’d be such a messy, bloody, affair at that point and would look like a horror show (which means Edward’s more than likely to eat Bella in the process). Second, this would be Edward taking the child that Bella wanted, tearing it from her and murdering it, and performing the most vile action that Rosalie can likely even contemplate.

I don’t know what she’d do, I don’t think Rosalie’s capable of killing Edward, she cares for him too much, even after something like this. However, I think she would make an ultimatum to Carlisle “either he goes or I go” and then would never speak of Edward again, he’s dead to her.

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marsbutterfly · 3 years

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can you still request love letters?

if you still can, I'd like to request a nanaba love letter!

about me: i'm pretty tall and lanky, i enjoy writing poems and 'im kind of a hopeless romantic. i'm really giggly and i've got such a crush on nanaba ;-; maybe in the letter she just recently asked me to marry her? if this is too much sorry uwu i'm just madly in love with her!!

my pronouns are she/her, could nanaba address me as 'dear' or 'my love'?

uhhh for the sfw/nsfw, maybe a bit of both? if i cant ask for that then sfw, please!

Nanaba’s Love Letter

I can’t get enough of you. Even now, when you are sitting right beside me I feel the need to write something for you because otherwise my chest might explode with all these feelings I have.

Right now, we are trying on flavors for our wedding cake and I can see the shine in your eyes every time they bring out a new one. If you ask me, the vanilla one is the best: It’s simple and delicious, a classic. But knowing you, you’ll probably go with some eccentric and expensive flavor, only to help the bakers pay for their child’s treatment.

You are kind and that is one of the things I love most about you. How you are constantly putting others first and taking care of every person who needs it. Your heart is as big as you are beautiful, my love.

I will not tell you but I will write on this letter what I see:

One of my favorite views is when I get home from a mission and you are waiting for me naked on the bed, your legs spread apart as you touch yourself just for me, my name falling from your lips and driving me insane.

Eating your pussy while I bury my fingers in you is better than any cake and if we could serve that at our wedding, I would. I want to put you on a plate and lick your wet little pussy from your clit all the day down so everyone can see how delicious you are.

Now we have to pick one of those things that go on top of the cake, what are they called? I never remember. I want a small sculpture of us killing a titan but you said it would be too gross. I think it would be funny as fuck.

I can’t wait to see you dressed in white, walking down the isle before Mike hands you to me. The simple thought of that scene makes my eyes water and I feel like the luckiest soldier within these walls.

Have I told you today how beautiful you are? Because wow you are simply stunning. Everything about you constantly takes my breath away. The way your hair looks in the sun, the color of your eyes, the way you look beautiful with titan blood dripping down your face.

I am so happy to spend the rest of my life by your side, I feel so lucky that I will be able to myself your wife in a few weeks. Y/N if I could propose to you once again I would.

You are the most beautiful soul I have ever met, even with frosting on your nose and I hope you know my feelings for you will never change. You amaze me everyday and I can’t wait to see what our future will look like.

Your perfume is intoxicating and the smell of your skin after you shower makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. I’ve had a crush on you since the first times my eyes landed on you while we were still in the Cadet Corps.

I can’t wait to have sex with you later tonight and feel you clinging to me as you scream my name, your pussy tightening around my flingers.

I’m running out of paper but I just wanted to remind you that you are the only one for me and I love you so fucking much.

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omg-im-such-a-masochist · 3 years

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💎💍TO CATCH A THIEF💍💎

Prompt: Inspired by the song: To Catch A Thief by Lovage

Word Count: Really Long, girl 😩

Pairings: 1930’s Mob! Roman Reigns x Reader

Warnings: Cursing, smut (implied), murder, manipulation.

Tagging: @ziasaph , @marlananicole , @akiko-tanaka , @nicolewoo , @saccreigns , @mindofasagittaruis , @reigns-5sos , @auawdo , @lustyromantic , @babydee17 , @yungbludjazz360

Notes: As cliche as it sounds, I’m a truly lover of music and love different genres. I love to be able to show different types of bands/ projects/ music that sometimes people might not even know exists. So this little fic is inspired by one of my favorite music projects EVER: LOVAGE (it has Mike Patton on it, so of course I would love it! The man has been my musician crush since I was 9 years old! And he’s amazing, so). Y’all know the drill loves,sorry for misspellings,english isn’t my first language (bla bla bla),check out my other stories if you’d like to(it would make your girl here very happy 😊) You can check them out on my Masterlist. Okay,now let’s get to the fun part, shall we? Hope you’ll enjoy 😉

Of course I’ve heard of them and of course they’ve caught my interest! The Reigns’s and Uso’s were one of the biggest gangsters families among the USA, who were responsible for the biggest robberies across the country.

The current rumors spreading around the neighborhood swore they were here, hiding from the authorities, in our small little town.

And I would give anything to meet one of them. As the daughter of a prostitute, my only fate was to follow my mother’s footsteps but I am more ambitious than that! The only way to prosper in life is to be completely feared. Be feared not respected as Machiavelli himself taught. And I know, for a fact that, that is completely true! Growing up in the red light neighborhood had proved to be quite the life lesson, actually. ‘Don’t trust the police’, ‘Make alliances with criminals’, ‘Trust no one’, ‘Don’t snitch’, ‘You never hear or see anything’, ‘Mind your own business’, ‘Don’t allow people to mind YOUR business’, ‘Show no emotions’, ‘Always be smarter than your enemies’, were a few of those rules. People think that, for a woman to be perfectly successful in the 1930’s she needs to be a trophy wife, nothing more than a beautiful face with zero brains and a pair of open legs to a rich husband. But they are wrong! You see, any woman can use her beauty and charm to manipulate and conquer whatever she wants, but she can only maintain that manipulation power if she’s smart enough. I’ve had the town mayor, Mr. Heyman, gift me a beautiful diamond crown (that originally was meant to be his wife’s birthday present) just with some charm and sweet nothings whispered to him. I didn’t needed to warm his bed for it, I just had to be smart enough to understand his weaknesses and say the right words! I know what I want, so I get it, and believe me when I say: I will have Roman Reigns all to myself.

Things were disappearing in my neighborhood

Once again somebody was up to no good

I saw that you were wanted, but not like I wanted you

And that's when I knew I had to be with you

And that's when I knew if I didn't, I'd be through

To end my grief I'd have to catch a thief

Your love was my relief my love is your release.

Ah! Mayor Heyman’s high society ‘charity gala balls’ (aka meet your husband’s new mistress), were the most futile yet amusing events of this town. I wasn’t a high society woman, economically speaking but again I’m good at saying the right things to the right people. So it’s no surprise to see my name in the mayor’s guest list.

I entry the big doors of the city hall wearing my most recently acquisition: an emerald green velvet dress (gifted by the Senator John), my high heels (Another gift from Mr. Smith, the banker) and my hand purse (from the all so lovely Mayor Heyman)...Speak of the Devil.

“Y/N” He greeted

“Oh, Mayor Heyman. What an honor” I smiled sweetly

“Believe me, it’s my honor, dear” He kisses my hand in an flirtatious way. And it’s a good thing I’m great at keeping my gag reflex in control.

“Oh please, I’m the one who has to thank you for always reminding little old me for your tremendously chic events. I can’t express my gratitude enough for you always having so much compassion in your heart!” I scoot closer to him, slightly fixing his tie “It is such a shame that you’re a married man, mayor Heyman, I would have loved to be your wife” I whispered softly

He gulped “I can change that” He smirked

“Oh please, mayor!” I stepped back with a offended look on my face “As a Christian woman, I cannot support divorce! That is some type of thinking that will lead us directly back to sodom and gomorrah! I can’t believe you just said that to me” I make the sign of the cross

“I am so sorry, Y/N it was not my intention-“

“I am not a prostitute or a home wrecker, mayor Heyman! I am a woman devoted to the Lord and I will not accept or tolerate that type of language or insinuations towards me!”

“I am deeply sorry Y/N, I truly am! Let me make it up to you. Here” He fastly signed a blank check “Please take this”

“I can’t” I whisper, pretending embarrassment

“Please, Y/N! It’s the least I can do. You can use it for whatever you want, no matter the price. I could never offend you! You’re such an amazing woman. Please accept it!” His pleading eyes let me know I had him hooked.

I ‘reluctantly’ accepted “Well, thank you, so much” I murmur with tears upon my eyes

“No, I’m the one who has to thank you, for dismissing my ogre behavior” He smiled “I’ll leave you now, so you can fix your makeup”

“Thank you, mayor Heyman”

Once he’s out of my sight, I can drop the naïve girl routine.

“Impressive” A deep male voice spoke from behind me

When I turn around, my knees almost failed me... it was him.

“I beg your pardon?” I ask

“The little stunt you just did with the mayor, was truly impressive. I swear that if I didn’t saw you get out of your naïve christian woman character I would have one hundred percent believed too” He smirked

“Mr. Reigns. That’s a compliment coming from you”

“You know who I am”

I shrugged “I’ve heard a few things here and there”

He gets closer to me, until our faces almost touched

“Yeah? Tell me, Y/N. That’s your name right?” He asked and I nodded

“What have you heard, Y/N?”

“How your the head of the table on your family’s business” I mumbled

“How does a woman like you, know about my family’s business, Y/N?” He walks forward, making me step back until I my back reached a closed door.

“I was raised on the streets”

Roman’s eyebrows raise in surprise “Really? You don’t seem like the streets type” He said, caressing my cheek.

“I had to learn how to be more polished if I didn’t wanted to become a hooker”

“I see” He buried his nose on my neck, inhaling deeply my perfume as his hands rested on my waist “And I imagine your perfume is also a result from a similar scene with the mayor” Roman whispered in my ear

“The senator not the mayor” I cackled

He amusingly laughs on my ear “You have friends in high places, huh?” His hands moved up, cupping my breasts through the dress

“People use what they have, Mr. Reigns” I look into his eyes “You use you intimidating strength” I squeeze his biceps “And I use my womanly charm” I batted my lashes “They’re both means to an end”

Come into my window

It's open every night

That's where I'll be waiting

I'll keep off all the lights

I'm lying on my bed

Crown jewels on my head

The loud knocks on my front door made me quickly get up. Going down the stairs I can see a tall manly figure waiting for me to come and answer. I grab my Colt 1908 Pocket Hammerless gun from the little drawer on my cupboard.

Placing my finger on the trigger I opened the door.

“Yes?” I ask harmlessly

“Mrs. Y/N?” The tall Samoan man asked

I nodded once

“My name is Jey and I’m here in behalf of Mr. Reigns”

I nodded again

“Why don’t you come and take a ride with me?” Jey coldly smiled

I'd never give you up

So come in from the cold, let your guard down

I'd hide you from the cops

Don't be frightened now my love

I'll take the life of crime, all to make you mine

The hotel room is big, fancy and very expensive by the looks of it. If I had to take a lucky guess, I would say that he’s not paying for anything in here, it is all a curtesy from the mayor.

“I’m glad you came” Roman smiles

“Did I had a choice?” I tilted my head

“No, you didn’t” He chuckled “Can I offer you anything to drink?”

“Are you going to drug me if I say yes?” I joke

“Depends on your answer to my proposal” He smirked

“Proposal?”

“Yes” Roman got up from his chair coming to stand in front of me

“You see, Y/N. You’re a very, very interesting woman. Ambitious, smart, charming, intelligent and gorgeous. You’re not easily scared, in fact, it looks like you enjoy danger” He pulled me closer to him, until our bodies were pressed together “I could use a woman like you in my business. At the gala ball you told me about your goals in life and I could see with my own eyes you successfully work your magic on every men in that room. So, what I propose to you is: come with me, I’m leaving town tomorrow and I would like for you to come with me, be a part of my team, use your looks and your brain to our favor.”

“And what’s in it for me?” I asked

“Money, power, jewels...Anything you want” He sincerely said

“What if I would like to add you to that package?” I whispered

Come in off that roof top

You're so handsome dressed in black

See you in the shadows

I'd like to see you on your back

Take this precious treasure

And I will treasure you

Roman smirked “So be it! If you want me too, then you can have me”

He leaned down, capturing my lips in a famished kiss. Pushing me down on the bed, his broad body hovering over mine, grinding, kissing, biting, panting, pounding and moaning until the first rays of sunshine from the next day peaked through the curtains...

6 MONTHS LATER

“What do you say about we take a drink, Mrs. Reigns?” Tony, my husband’s arch enemy and Capo of the Italian Mob asked

“I would love to” I smile sweetly as I hook my arm in his. Going to the back alley.

“I figured it was already time for you to leave that husband of yours for a real man, you know? And I knew you would come to me, sugar” Tony winked

“You’re right, Tony. I do need a real man” I smirked to the shadows when the gun fired.

Tony’s body fell down by my side on the dirty alley street

“But you didn’t thought you were that man, right?” I cackled

Roman’s arm circle around my waist, pulling me closer to him.

“Hello Tony” He smiled “Did you really thought you could have her?” Roman chuckled “C’mon, we both know she’s too much of a woman for you! You can’t handle it! I bet you’re regretting to have thought with your dick now, don’t you?”

“She will leave you eventually Reigns. Just wait for it!” Tony spat

I pressed my high heel on his chest wound, pressing it down and making Tony scream in agony

“You watch your mouth, you fucking fat pig! You know nothing, you ARE NOTHING! I would never leave Roman for you” I laugh “I will never leave him for anyone” I smile at him, aiming to his head and pressing the trigger right afterwards.

We'll run away my dear

Some place special have no fear

We'll even change our names

We'll be kinky, we'll be strange

I'll take the life of crime, all to make you mine

All to catch a thief

Your love is my relief, my love is your release

All to catch a thief

“You are perfect” Roman whispered, kissing me vigorously in front of Tony’s dead body. “C’mon. Let’s get out of here” He opened the passenger door of his Rolls Royce and I enter it.

Once we’re driving through the highway he says

“I can’t wait for us to get to the hotel” Roman kisses my hand, intertwining our fingers “I’m going to fuck you senseless” He growls

And I can’t help the happiness smile that spreads on my lips..

#roman reigns one shot #roman reigns x reader #roman reigns #roman reigns fanfiction #roman reigns smut #roman reigns imagine #wwe x reader #wwe smut #wwe one shot #wwe imagine #wwe fanfiction #masochist writes #Spotify

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loverforfanfiction · 2 years

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To all the boys I ever loved ps I still love you-stranger things

Summary: you send letters to all the boys you ever loved .....by accident

1.steve harrington

2.eddie munson

3. Mike wheeler

4.lucas Sinclair

5.Jonathan byers

6.will byers

7.dustin Henderson

8.billy hargrove

Warnings:fluff, angst reader will be mentioned as a girl but imagine your gender and always the reader will be mentioned as black but imagine your race also eddie has been in the show for a while,cussing

Episode 2 letter 2

Y/n pov

2 years ago

As I sit in the sun on a hot day I think about the note I wrote for steve so why not write one for eddie I hop out my chair and run into the house grabbing a piece of paper and a pencil and walk past some snacks as I grab some chips and water I think about what im going to write for him.... I sit back down in my chair as I write what comes to mind

Dear eddie munson this is a letter I hope you never read but I would like to say I don't think your a freak I love the way you style your hair and do what you want and is so care free, I think you've seen me around at lunch I usually sit with my friend max so you may have seen me but your probably to busy with your hell fire club to notice me...I think your really handsome and kind as I sit at lunch I think about you playing your guitar I've been to some of your band shows but I sit in the back again I don't want to make this to long znd I don't want to come on to strong but I love you and words can describe how much I do one day I hope you notice me

To eddie munson

From y/n y/l/n

As I read over it to make sure there is no mistakes because you never know, I think about how I actually might have a chance with munson so I lay back in the pool chair and think about some things I can to today I hop up once again to call max but this time tell her about my crushes on these 8 amazing men I just won't tell her about billy "hey max you want to hang out at my place my mom is going to order pizza and then we can talk about are crushes!!I wait for her to respond "Sure I'll have billy drop me of see ya loser" " ok see ya soon"

Ohh billy is going to drop her of look what I'm wearing I gotta go change so I put on some shorts and a band tee and wait for billy and max to come

End of episode 2 letter 2

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jojotichakorn · 2 years

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ok so my thoughts on today's gmmtv event:

we are getting (or at least are supposed to be getting) 22 series and 1 movie next year. out of those, 7 or 8 are mlm dramas (the "or 8" is because i can't tell you what's going on with 'be my favorite').

out of the series mentioned, i am most interested in 'star & sky', 'never let me go', 'vice versa' (on account of being mlm series that have very interesting premises), 'moonlight chicken' (on account of being p'aof's work), '10 years ticket' (on account of having ohm as the lead), 'be my favorite' (on account of what the fucking hell is going on, krist perawat and mike chinnarat starring opposite each other in a drama, where one of the central points is at the very least mike's character being in love with krist's character).

now, to my live blogging under the cut:

i am on my knees in front of the translators and everyone responsible for SUBTITLES in a LIVE STREAM;

gun and tay playing brothers in the three gentlebros is kinda cute (will i watch it tho? absolutely not);

does nanon ever catch a break like?? the amount of series he's in...

anyway, nanon described his series unidentified mysterious girlfriend as "a sci-fi romcom", but it looks like an alien horror mystery from the trailer, so that's,,,, incheresting, oh and drake is playing the bff again, which honestly good for him, the man's just chilling;

sir mr archen's first work on gmm being an mlm drama? mike, toptap, arm and jj in this same drama? the drama being separated into two parts, the first premise being about high school crushes reuniting later in life, and the second being lowkey atots-inspired? idk about you, but i'm writing down star & sky into my to-watch list;

love, chimon, aj & jj, and gun in a weird creepy boarding school drama home school? potentially something some of y'all might be into tbh idk;

made by the fish upon the sky creative team, earth and mix are in a new series cupid's last wish - there is an element of body-switching between a brother and a sister, and the trailer makes it all very confusing, but i'm pretty sure that ultimately it is also an mlm drama;

there is this series oops! mr. superstar hit on me about a young girl dating an older actor, which i am pretty much not interested in, except gawin is in it - his role is SUPER unclear tho, so i can't say anything more than that, something super background, i assume;

podd is in... something? i mean, the series is called my dear... donovan, and the trailer suggests that it's like a story about a model and a kindergarten teacher falling in love, and then things get kinda intense - i love podd, but his role is clearly very background, and otherwise i'm very not interested;

please never talk to me about new's series the warp effect... like yes, it is directed by jojo, but still... a big no from me;

khaotung and first's new series the eclipse is also an mlm drama - the premise isn't entirely clear to me tbh, there is some kind of a curse happening and it is definitely a thriller, but that's about all i got from that, it doesn't seem like my cup of tea tbh, but i'll need more info to make a concrete decision (i might still just try watching it when it comes out at the end of the day), oh and also aj is in it <3;

the ultimate gmm poster boy krist perawat has a new series good old days, of course (and there is also a little bit of tay, win and bright there and, as tradition dictates, bright plays a musician), the premise of finding out where the things from an antique shop come from is very interesting, but i am likely not going to be watching it;

never let me go is another series directed by jojo and this one i am VERY interested in - it's an mlm drama, very much about the complex relationship between the "bodyguard" and the person he is supposed to protect, intense in a very gripping way (something jojo is very good at), so very exciting (also, chimon is in it, though he isn't one of the leads);

gmm is gonna be big with the intense and dramatic next year, and i feel like 10 years ticket is the most intense and dramatic so far - i'm gonna be honest, it's not really the kind of thing i would typically watch, but ohm's the lead, so i'm obviously going to be watching this one;

love's series you fight, and i love actually looks kinda cute (and if you go back to circa 2019, i had a big crush on victor, who is also in the cast), but i can't say anything concrete atm;

we've got the midnight series trio which i am not sure why these series were put together, but they were:

in it, we have midnight motel - off's heist-esque series, which looks fun, but is something i probably won't be watching;

we finally have a series directed by p'aof, and it is also another earthmix series - moonlight chicken, i wanted to joke that gmm didn't just attach them by the hip, but sewed them together at this point, but p'aof can do absolutely whatever he wants, and i mean that genuinely - obviously watching that one, no questions about it;

dirty laundry is another series directed by jojo (does this man get any time to breathe? jeez), nanon is playing one of the leads and jennie is also in it, but as you might have noticed - as much as i am endlessly impressed by jojo's more serious dramatic work, his humor doesn't really go well with mine, and this series is definitely rather comedic, so i probably won't be watching it;

remember i said that jimmy should do everyone a favor and star as a lead in some nice series? well, we have vice versa, a body-swapping (or rather body possession?) mlm drama. can't believe i'm not freaking out about the fact that nanon and ohm are in it (and technically playing opposite each other), but they are clearly very secondary to the series, as they are basically just the vessels carrying the souls of the main characters (they are so secondary that they didn't even come out with the cast), but the fact itself is still wonderful (they really went "we need two people with a good connection that would have natural chemistry on screen despite only being in a couple of scenes" and chose ohmnanon);

p.s. i hate you is fucking intense my guy, and definitely not my thing;

my school president is another mlm drama, the premise seems to be a very classic high school story, but it's quite cute, so i will be at least trying to watch it;

win's new romcom devil sister also stars podd (and seemingly in the same role of "the other guy"), kinda cute but i probably won't be watching it;

no comments about be my favorite yet, it looks VERY interesting, but i am literally going feral over all the implications (krist? with mike? what is happening? holy shit);

bright's love triangle romcom astrophile is cute, but i'm not a big fan of love triangles, so i won't be watching it, even if jennie and toptap are also in the series;

my precious looks like it was first and foremost very fun to film - i want to see all the backstage stuff from it, nanon is the lead again which truly that boy doesn't take a break, and of course seeing ohm is very nice (and clearly means i will be watching it).

#i have so many more thoughts tbh but ok calm down now #i will be tagging all the series im already interested in #archer speaks #never let me go the series #vice versa the series #star & sky the series #moonlight chicken #10 years ticket the series #be my favorite the series

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agentjx7 · 3 years

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SO I wrote this massive post in the BCB discord explaining why I still like Paulo/Lucy, and at some urging I’ve edited it for tumblr!

Now, I could start off with a lot of talking about Paulo and Lucy’s personalities and why I think they’d mesh well together, but you’ve probably read the comic. You know the characters. I don’t think the argument “they don’t have chemistry” is even on the table. Instead, I feel like most people’s arguments about the ship are either “there are healthier/better ships for both of them” or “the Ferris Wheel scene and chapter 100 sink it.” So let’s talk about these arguments.

I am not going to be able to convince anyone who thinks that their ship is “better” than paulucy to switch sides, so let’s talk about healthier for a second. Paulo’s relationship with Daisy as it stands at the moment would doubtless get mired down by Daisy’s jealousy of Lucy. I’m not saying it couldn’t be good in the future, and both of them are developing in the directions that would make that easier, but at the moment I don’t think it’d be good. And as for Lucy? The number of healthy ships for Lucy is vanishingly small. I think it’s possible that her relationship with Paulo, if it started in the next chapter, would be healthy, but I also think they both need a little more work— and I think that they’re more likely to develop in positive ways together than apart!

Now, as for their recent arguments. I do not think Lucy is telling the truth during After You on the Ferris Wheel— at least, not the whole truth. She doesn’t feel like she can do a relationship at the moment, and she’s tired of watching Paulo (who she cares about deeply) hurt himself by waiting for her. This is compounded by the things she’s internalized from December and after: she feels like all she CAN do is hurt Paulo more, and that even if she starts dating him he’s only going to be doing it because he likes her appearance. Paulo might have proved MULTIPLE times that this isn’t the case, but she’s dealing with quite a bit right now and it’s very hard for her to see the positives in any of her relationships— Augustus excluded.

During the Ferris wheel ride she never actually can bring herself to tell Paulo outright that she doesn’t love him and that she’s incapable of loving him in the future. She does say that she’s sorry they couldn’t have been more in the past, but that’s because of her crush on Mike, a crush she’s slowly getting over. When he flat out asks her if there’s no way for her to love him she gives a non-answer and then changes the subject to the time they slept together, which she argues she only did because she thought she’d never see him again. I think this is true (and it was kind of a shitty thing to do), but Lucy isn’t giving herself enough credit OR Paulo enough agency here. Her goal during this whole conversation is to convince Paulo to move on from her, so she says a LOT of stuff that’s fairly hurtful. From her own admission, though, the reason she’s saying it all is because she thinks Paulo should move on, and that she’s not worth waiting for. That’s not her call to make. Unfortunately, as we see from their next conversation, all she really accomplished was ruining Paulo’s evening.

So now the big one, High Expectations. Paulo absolutely BLOWS UP at Lucy here, and a lot of people signaled it as the death knell for the ship. It definitely wasn’t our finest hour, but I maintain that there’s a couple little things in the scene that show that it’s still got stuff going for it. FIRST of all, Paulo flat-out says he loves Lucy. This one should’ve put the nail in the coffin of “ah Paulo doesn’t care about her because of the fair” argument, but on the NEXT page we get to the big one. Lucy says she didn’t come back for any of them, and Paulo asks the armor-piercing question: “Then why the fuck did you come back?”

This scene, this panel, is the FIRST time since Love Again that we see Lucy taken off guard by one of the members of the gang. It’s the only time her “I’m a cold hearted bitch now and I hate all of you” act really drops before she has her conversation with Sue a couple chapters later (It’s All in the Mind).

Paulo is the first person to REALLY get under her skin after she returns, and it’s pretty clear the things he says in this chapter stick with her. I could talk more about that, but for now let’s talk about Paulo and why he doesn’t mean the shit he says right here about how he’s Done With Lucy for real this time™️. First of all, Paulo is right up there with Mike and Lucy in terms of emotional outbursts— the main difference is that when he attacks people he just straight-up physically attacks them instead of tearing them down emotionally, and that it’s a coin flip whether he’s going to get angry with someone else or burst into emotional tears and start hating himself (because he’s one of the most empathetic emotional characters in the comic but I digress). He’s just seen Lucy, who’s keeping up the “I actually hate ALL of you now” act, with AUGUSTUS, who to his knowledge is the guy who tried to molest Daisy and nothing else. Robbed of the context of the situation, he feels like Lucy really hates them all so much that she’d rather hang out with the creep than them— than HIM— and that shit hurts. Why? Because he absolutely still loves her.

Paulo has also had an EXTREMELY rough day. One of his best friends just slammed his face into a lunch table. He’s still on rough terms with Abbey, even if Daisy’s party has assuaged some of these fears. He’s ALREADY ready to fall apart, and then THIS hits him like a train. It HURTS, so he lashes out and storms off.

Lucy realizes that she’s hurt him, bad, and that hurts her— but we don’t get to see that because Paulo and Mike are the focus of the chapter so we’re MOVING ON now, I’ll explain in a minute.

SO! During All in the Mind Lucy has another confrontation with her friends, leading to her blow-up with Daisy. BUT CRUCIALLY she’s on good terms with Sue again, and she starts to realize that she can’t keep hurting her old friends like this. This leads directly into her behavior in Witch Hunt, which is the next time we see the two of them interact. All she does is apologize to Paulo for potentially hurting him again with the dress— but this is a bigger moment than it might seem. In the earlier chapters after her return, Lucy would’ve pretended not to care that her actions could have hurt Paulo, but this time things are different! This is her reaching the olive branch out to him, as well as her genuine fear that she’s just hurt him again. Paulo assures her it’s no big deal, and then resumes casually flirting with her (in a friendly way!), something that she laughs with and clearly enjoys. When Daisy interrupts them they BOTH start blushing.

SINCE THAT POINT, the only chapter to feature the two of them significantly interacting is Unwanted Gift. Paulo happily takes part in the celebrations of Lucy’s birthday, which he DEFINITELY would not have done if he was still in the same mindset from High Expectations. Now, I can’t claim to know what’s going to happen after the most recent emotional missile salvo of a chapter, but I truly do believe the two of them are in a much better place than when Lucy first returned.

NOW, what evidence do I have that they really do still love each other? Admittedly, some of it is just my own gut feeling about the characters. Lucy leaving for the better part of a year didn’t put a damper on Paulo’s feelings. Being told “stop caring about me before you get hurt,” ESPECIALLY since Lucy can’t (or won’t) say “I don’t love you,” is not going to stop him.

As for Lucy? Well, there’s the inherent fact that Lucy didn’t just come out and say she didn’t like him and he had no chance. Lucy is often brutally honest, and she still chose to dodge the question when he asked. But Lucy still can’t bring herself to say she does love him, so if she’s so brutally honest, she must not, right? Well, no! One of Lucy’s major character flaws is that she can’t be fully honest with people, even when it would benefit them both. Admitting her true feelings is a specific area where that’s a problem— Lucy confessed she loves someone once before, and look how THAT went. Also on the BCB ship chart she’s still listed as having a crush on him and the chart came out in *checks notes* after Lucy came back so I’m hanging onto that for dear life

So, there you have it! My overdrawn explanation of why paulucy good, actually. Thank you so much for reading if you got this far! God I really love this comic waaay too much.

#bittersweet candy bowl #BCB #paulo #lucy #paulucy #hahahahahahhahaahahaahhahahaahhaa hahah hahah ahah #i am going to explode #writing #ship analysis

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chuuyrr · 4 years

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❀ headcannons for illumi introducing his s/o to his family and hisoka ❀

note: so sorry this took so long to upload my internet sucks grr !! hope you enjoy this tho <33

Short Background:

you and illumi started off as partners in crime.

you two have known each other way back before he even acknowledged hisoka as a partner.

you had a give-and-take kind of relationship at first.

it didn’t take too long for you and illumi to recognize each other’s hidden feelings.

eventually, silva and kikyo noticed that their eldest son seems to have a remarkable partner. thanks to the butlers and their hidden cameras, they often saw you from milluki’s screens.

they decided to call their son, asking him to introduce who you are to him at a family dinner.

“huh?” you blinked twice, “but why?”

illumi turned to you, “they’d like to know more about you. don’t you think it’s finally time for them to meet my partner?”

“i suppose.” you trail off, a smile tugging at your lips, “well it can’t be that bad. let’s go.”

Introduction:

after a day of accomplishing a mission that you and illumi had, the two of you headed to kukuroo mountain, the place he called home.

it was quite a trip from the front gates. the place was well-guarded by a giant watchdog named mike and several servants and you’d have to walk a mile or so to reach the estate.

eventually, you had reached the estate along with illumi with ease despite the long walk.

as soon as you stepped inside, multiple servants lunged towards you.

with ease, you dodged every single one of them and used your [nen] to knock them out on a whim. illumi didn’t even move a budge when you attacked as a natural reaction, he trusted your reflexes. with a small smile visible on his face, he spoke, “excellent job, [name]. try not to murder them, they are our family’s butlers.”

“well they attacked me!” you retort, a nervous laugh escaped your throat as you turned to see illumi’s standing there the whole time. the two of them gave you a round of applause. “oh, um, i’m terribly sorry. i didn’t notice your presence right away.”

kikyo smiled with delight at you, “that was amazing, i hope you don’t bear a grudge on that. it was simply a test my dear.”

silva nodded, “welcome to the zoldyck estate, [name].” reaching out a hand for you to shake.

“it is a pleasure to meet you, silva and kikyo-san.” you shook hands and smiled, bowing slightly as a gesture of respect.

illumi lead you into their extravagant dining room along with silva and kikyo

and that’s when the family dinner began.

you sat beside illumi by the way.

you were introduced to the rest of his family as each one of you ate dinner, he had three brothers, milluki, killua and kalluto.

Silva and Kikyo Zoldyck

it was the two of them who requested to meet you in person.

silva and kikyo asked your questions that mostly consisted of describing yourself, your occupation and your relationship with illumi.

you told everyone, including silva and kikyo that you were a professional trained assassin, a partner of illumi and his s/o at the same time.

this caught everyone’s attention.

this made kikyo like you even more, “ah, i see. well i must say, you are one fine person [name]. what silva and i saw earlier was a only a mere fraction of your might, correct?”

you shyly nod, smiling. “well yeah.”

“i’m glad that illumi has found a splendid partner.” silva chuckled.

the two of them were very happy with you, the fact that you’re an assassin with tremendous abilities made them fond with you. Not only that, you were very polite.

silva and kikyo have no doubts for you at all.

Milluki Zoldyck

milluki is actually quite intimidated by you at first.

since he was the one behind the screens, he saw what you did to their butlers effortlessly through the cameras.

he addresses you as [name]-san.

“i-it is nice to meet you [name]-san!” milluki greeted you nervously. “i’m thrilled that illumi-nii brought you here for us to meet you.”

illumi turned to you, “this is milluki.”

you think he was quite nice.

“same here, milluki.” you said, smiling kindly. “that’s so sweet of you, ‘illumi-nii’? in that case, can you call me [name]-nee instead?”

he was very surprised to see how calm and kind you were.

it made it hard to believe that you were deadly.

“s-sure [name]-nee.”

he was looking forward on working with you in the near future along with older brother.

milluki hoped that you’re still sweet as ever as time passes by.

Killua Zoldyck

killua didn’t really care that his older brother has got a s/o or partner, whatever.

he was discreetly intimidated by you.

you may be smiling and polite and all, but he could sense something dangerous with you.

killua didn’t really like anything that reminded of his elder brother’s aura.

“this is killua, the heir of the family business.” illumi informed you.

you simply smiled, “hello. it is nice to meet you, killua.”

killua could barely make any eye-contact with you. you assumed he was just ‘shy’.

“nice meeting you too i guess [name].” yes, no formalities.

this made kikyo disappointed, “kil! show some respect to our guest.”

you shook your head and waved a hand dismissively towards kikyo. ‘it’s fine kikyo-san. there’s no need for formalities.”

you thought of an idea, considering how ‘shy’ he must be. you pulled out a chocolate bar from your small bag. you always had a sweet or two since you’d crave some after a mission.

you handed it to killua, which made him shocked.

“here ya go, there’s no need to be shy killua.” you say as you hand him the chocolate.

killua was quite hesitant at first but he took it almost immediately, a grin then finally came to his expression.

“thank you.”

Kalluto Zoldyck

kalluto didn’t mind your presence, your aura reminded him of his older brother’s.

he thinks you were quite beautiful too.

he called referred to you as his onee-san right away with you needing to offer it.

“i’ll call you [name]-nee-san.” kalluto says to you.

you merely smiled at him, “i don’t mind at all, dear.” you say sweetly at him.

kalluto secretly admired you, it was like a love at first sight for a ten year old like him.

aww the smol has a friendly crush on you!

he couldn’t wait to see you more often now that you knew of them.

he was actually quite straightforward.

“can we see you more after this dinner [name]-nee-san?”

you turned towards illumi who gave you a curt nod, a small smile on his face but it was barely there.

you also turned towards silva and kikyo.

“you are very welcome to come here as often [name]. you are part of our family now.” said kikyo.

this made kalluto secretly happy.

you were quite happy too knowing that everyone is delighted with you.

Hisoka Morow

since you’re illumi’s partner asides from being his s/o, he thinks it is only right for you to meet his other partner, hisoka.

you weren’t as fond upon meeting hisoka.

he seemed quite odd.

there was just a strange vibe from this man. but you thought nothing of it.

“um, nice to meet you. i’m [name].” you say awkwardly, reaching your hand for a friendly handshake.

hisoka held your hand and instead of shaking it, you brought it to his lips which made you very confused. “it is a pleasure to finally meet you [name]-chan~ i’m looking forward to work with you.”

illumi is quite pissed, the two of you can feel some of his bloodlust oozing.

hisoka, however, was far amused.

“i’m only messing with you illumi.” he said calmly, chuckling. “i just think [name]-chan is quite a ripe fruit. she must be a delicate one~~”

“can you not?” you heard illumi say blankly. a sigh escaping his lips, blinking at hisoka.

“fine, fine.” hisoka trailed off.

hisoka was very fascinated with you.

he could feel a strong yet ominous aura wavering on you.

it made him quite excited to work with you and see what you were capable of.

Conclusion:

you ended up coming towards the zoldyck’s estate more often after meeting them.

you were quite spoiled by kikyo whenever you come there. she’d always give you food and gifts.

you and milluki ended up working together pretty often since your missions would often require some of his hacking skills.

you’d gift him some anime figurines or video games as a thank you gift and he is very happy and thankful about it!

“thanks a bunch milluki! you’re the best, here I got you a little present.”

“really?! this is the one i’ve been meaning to buy. thank you [name]-nee!”

you found out his passion for anime and video games after you started visiting more often.

sometimes you’d even stop by to watch some or play video games with him.

you were often welcomed by kalluto, eventually he no longer became shy around you so whenever you come, he hugs you around the waist and greets you.

“welcome back [name]-nee-san.” he says.

“aw.” you giggle, patting his head, “thank you kalluto.”

killua on the other hand, would often come to you to ask some chocolate for you. you’d always have one for him.

“hey [name], do you have any chocolate for me?”

“of course! i think you’ll like this one! i got this from the azian continent, it’s one of my favorites actually.”

he trusts you more than illumi honestly speaking.

you’d often get assigned by silva and kikyo to partner up illumi since then so yes you’d really have to visit them a lot because of it.

you also saw hisoka quite a lot since he’d hang out with illumi often now.

hisoka would often mess around just to agitate illumi.

you were quite annoyed with it but didn’t really bothered anyways, he was pretty cool when it comes to missions.

but most of all, illumi is quite happy that you got along with most of them. he wouldn’t say or express that at all.

but he really was [name]!

lucky you :)

welcome to the zoldyck family.

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