#and seriously sexy

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

This year, I'm thankful for the return of this beautiful weirdo and his shenanigans

#david tennant #david tennant in chairs #doctor who #14th doctor #fourteenth doctor #he's so serious #and seriously sexy #legs for days #david tennant in glasses #can't stop staring at his hands #doctor who 60th anniversary #soft scottish hipster gigolo

[vampsickle]

the idea of grinding on jason’s clothed cock and smearing your wetness on his underwear while he just has to lay there and take it. his eyes swirling with lust but his brows are tightly knit, he could flip you over and take you right there, but instead he chooses to take this torture from you, occasionally whining and moaning like a sweet whore :)

#jason todd smut #jason todd x reader #idk. IDK!!! also dry humping anybody?! anybody? i think its sooo sexy seriously #vamp talk. *

[archerinventive]

Happy Thirst Trap Thursday!

Since so many people commented on this image in the ORF 2023 photo set, and I don't currently have new photos as I've been art gremlining in the shop these last couple of weeks preparing for Midsummer Faire, I thought I'd give it a post to itself.

Sorry if I add more heat to what is probably an already stupidly warm day. 😉

Stay cool and safe out there. ❤️

#thirst trap #thirst trap Thursdays #lady knight #women in armor #who want help taking it off #no seriously this stuffs heavy #sexy swords #dame archer #archer inventive

[womanmanipulator]

lalalalalalalala i want his dick down my throat

#no seriously. #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid smut #he’s so sexy #i cant do this

[ingravinoveritas]

Sweet Jesus and the demons angels wept...

#david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #good omens 2 #crowley #sexy ginger demon twink #behind the scenes #'70s crowley would #with that moustache oh god #seriously the amount of Bi Energy he exudes in this #god he is gorgeous here #far too much attractiveness in one person #let's spare a thought for Michael's admirable restraint #even though we all know he was thinking it too #the androgynous beauty of David Tennant #with a little Crowley thrown in the mix #amazing

[rottmntfan69]

Saw this٫ slay i guess💅🐢

#funny shit #lol #funny image #dress #tmnt leonardo #tmnt #mutant mayhem #wtf is happening #like wtf #wtf is going on #seriously wtf #slay #slayyyyy #slim and sexy #wtf tumblr #turtles

[mattmurdeaux]

MATTHEW MICHAEL MURDOCK:

Manipulating, Mansplaining, and Manwhoring

#daredevil #matt murdock #charlie cox #you know it's about to get seriously sexy and sexily serious once he crosses his hands #the only acceptable mansplaining is mattsplaining

[kaladinkholins]

"why would you ship mizu and taigen together they're sooooo toxic ugh taigen is AWFUL and mizu should be with ME instead!!!"

of course they're toxic they're both deranged and terrible and that's why they're perfect for each other.

cuz like omg you think mizu would treat you well? mizu would abandon you. look at how she left ringo multiple times. ringo who treats her so well and is nothing but patient and caring and loyal. if you are insecure she will laugh at you because she has no social tact. look at how mikio said "it's a stupid dream" talking about his ambitions of regaining his honour and mizu straight up chuckles and tells him he's right because it IS a stupid dream. and at this point their relationship was cordial and she was even warming up to him!

like. arguably, taigen would be a better romantic partner (per the ideals of his time and culture of course), or at least he would be on paper. cuz i mean as a husband, as he is now, i think he'd be awful. but i'm talking about if you and him were dating or courting or just seeing each other romantically, he would be good to you. like we saw how he behaved with akemi and he was nothing but sweet and gentle. the very reason akemi wanted to marry him so bad was because she KNOWS without a doubt that he respects women and would treat her well. "oh but he cheated on her with the prostitutes while celebrating his engagement!" yeah but per the norms of the time and place, it was not considered cheating and akemi (as well as any wife or romantic partner of that period) would not have minded or even cared.

and yes taigen IS an asshole and he IS obnoxious but come on. so is mizu, if she is allowed to act like herself around you. mizu will tease you and mock you and challenge you and even poke at your insecurities (see:her goading mikio on even though he clearly did not view her teasing as light-hearted banter and took it all very personally). she would tell you to your face if she thinks you're being annoying (see:mizu rolling her eyes and telling akemi to straight up just "shut up" when she'd believed mizu had killed taigen).

mizu is not merely a hot and talented badass with a sword and the insane hyperfocus on her desire for revenge which literally drives her to withstand like, extreme amounts of damage and survive it. mizu is also flawed and the show does a good job at showcasing this, and showing us that she's not merely a victim but also a multilayered person. we see throughout that mizu is blunt and sarcastic and prideful.

oh what's that? oh right, very similar to taigen, who is also hot and talented with a sword and with insane hyperfocus on his desire to duel mizu and regain his honour. taigen who is also flawed (though, arguably, more so) as he is blunt and sarcastic and prideful.

the only thing that sets mizu and taigen apart is the fact that taigen is a man and is not mixed race, which thus affects their positions in society and how people perceive them. these are external factors. taigen being a boy who is not blue-eyed allowed him to easily mingle with the other kids in the village, all of whom were similarly fed the same prejudiced values which led them to gang up against mizu and bully her.

but take all that away. strip them down to the bare essentials. suddenly it's like they are the same person copy and pasted.

and that's what makes them even more interesting. yes absolutely they would be toxic. whatever souls are made of, mizu's and taigen's are the same (derogatory). and we literally see them fight all the time!!!! but the thing is they are both deranged when it comes to this.

do you get me. they both literally get turned on by sparring. mizu's whole spar with mikio was her way of flirting. just look at how she smirked at him and said "unsheathe it" like it's clear that this is an innuendo of not just unsheathing his weapon but also what's in his pants. then during the chopsticks fight with taigen in the snow, despite mizu literally being injured and taigen trying to attack her, mizu gets attracted to him. meanwhile taigen got a boner after wrestling with her in the forge.

taigen goes around saying he wants to kill mizu to regain his honour but he still literally risks life and limb for her constantly. mizu gives ringo stomach ulcers by going around flinging herself into near-death situations 24/7. she ups and leaves her beloved swordfather with barely a goodbye twice to pursue her batshit far-fetched quest for revenge (against people she doesn't even KNOW btw because she literally starts off with practically No Leads and not even knowing the NAMES of the white men who are her maybe-fathers).

these bitches are crazy and you know what good for them. that shit needs to be contained and quarantined though and that's why in that sense they would be good together.

i want to put them both in a jar and shake it very hard and see what happens. personally i think they will argue and insult each other while working perfectly in sync with each other to break out of the jar and then proceed to kill me and make out sloppy style over my dead body while they're both covered in blood.

like that's it that's the dynamic. send post.

#this is written half in jest btw dont take it too seriously. ppl can dislike what they want and ship x reader if they like #what annoys me is just when ppl are being rude about other ppl's ships like. unprovoked. like girl.... #taimizu #taigen x mizu #mizu x taigen #blue eye samurai #im active on twitter again and the algorithm keeps putting bad takes on my tl against my will !!! #also yes i am aware im saying all this while writinf a tender yearning-filled slowburn fic of them #bcs i DO want them to be gentle. definitely i do. but that comes muuuuuuch later after they both wear each other's edges down ykwim #bcs if they get together any time soon they will literally be a flaming hot mess #sexy hot mess tho #but a mess nonetheless #they have the range! love them for that #fandom.rtf #shut up haydar #wank.mp3 #kinda #might delete later

[skitskatdacat63]

Every time I read Fernando cursing in fic, I can only think about this clip and then my brain short-circuits

#i have many feelings i shall not disclose about this clip #but i thought abt it again bcs in some fic i was reading it had fernando saying 'joder' #AND THIS CLIP JUST SHOT DIRECTLY INTO THE FOREFRONT OF MY BRAIN #fernando season 1 truly fed us so well #like seriously that show is a fernando fans wet dream theres just...so much...interesting...stuff... #i kept having to replay this clip bcs aaaahhhhhhhh my god.......the cursing...the low tone...the rolling Rs #wdym this clip is about being ahead in a race? all i can hear is sexy cursing and that it is brilliant :) #and nando himself listening back to the clip and just nodding confidently...I AM DEAD HE KILLED ME #(im not really used to reading Spanish J(too used to English J and German J) so the H sound doesnt really pop into my head immediately) #(so i could never really like visualize Spanish speaking charas saying words like joder in a sexy way) #(and then they showed that part in the show and my brain leaked out of my head) #*not actually strollonso but strollonso in my heart because this clip is how I visualize dom Fernando hehehe #i dont remember the ep i think it was either 4 or 5 #i think itd be funny if it was 4 tho bcs i think that ep had the most insane clips and gave so much content #(that one had kitty fernando/carlando sr gay drama scene/nando getting railed(thematically)/etc) #fernando alonso #fernando(show) #fa14 #formula 1 #formula one #f1 #we do a little bit of f1 #fernando s1e5

[pseudonymphomania]

Reverse Bunny: Satan

#obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me satan #obey me reverse bunny #reverse bunny #my smut art #obey me #fanart #i was originally making these as shit posts but i ended up taking it seriously lol #a bunny per day until valentines #obey me nsft #obey me smut #oh lords my hands are starting to die #this is an insane workload for what is essentially sexy power rangers #an inordinate amount of effort for shit posts lolol

[attineilde]

aftg is like drugs wtf

#i blame nora sakavic #sorry #mb #i didnt mean that seriously guys #no attack no no #thank you #aftg #all for the game #all for the gay #neil josten #andrew minyard #the foxhole court #exy is sexy #andreil #kevin day #psu foxes #palmetto state foxes #exy #kandreil #kevjerejean #jerejean #kandrew #kevneil #andrew x neil #aftg trilogy #the raven king #the king’s men

[notdailynoco]

day 39: the unposted one.

#noco #total drama #td noco #i never posted this 1 and for a good reason #anyways ill be gone for a week. cya! #slash seriously #also i had a dream where i was cody and i was forcing noah to watch total drama while i was driving the polar express. how cool is that? #(i dont like the word sexy)

[karasu-hieis-dragon]

Are you a Mononoke Medicine Seller's fan? Struggle to find other Kusuriuri fans? Well, look no further! The Medicine Seller is one of my top all time favorite anime men and I have the goods below.

#anime men are ruining my life #mononoke #mononoke the medicine seller #kusuriuri #medicine seller #my little hot half fox #kitsune #seriously look at his sexy ears

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

He is velvet personified

(I don't know if that makes sense, but velvet is my favorite texture, so I'm just rolling with it)

#david tennant #david tennant in chairs #legs for days #just like all the limbs #soft scottish hipster gigolo #good lord he's beautiful #i mean seriously just look at him #he's cute and sweet and scorchingly sexy at the same time #the eyes the hair the nose the everything #look at his hands #i wanna take a bite out of those drumsticks #both an appreciation and an objectification

[eskildit]

locked tomb modern au but its us politics. john is a congressman or governor or even president or smthn and the mithraeum team is his political staff. this is the worst timeline btw

#veep watching has got me politics brained but I mean this so seriously I think this would make them somehow even worse #augustine of course is chief of staff and we hate him for it #mercy would be in a some director role and I'm not afraid to admit that this is a uniquely sexy concept to me. womens wrongs etc #ianthe and harrow would be aides of some type and #hear me out I think harrow has the short tempered extremely type A and vaguely evil vibe that is needed to succeed in federal politics #eskildit posts tlt #the locked tomb #tlt us politics au

[fiery-emblems]

Its time for Christmas alts in FEH, but Christmas is my least favorite theme of the year so instead I've drawn my favorite theme!

Bunnies!!

...at this rate I'm gonna end up drawing a design for every one of FEH's seasonal events!

Spring | Wedding | Summer | Resplendent 1 | Resplendent 2 |

#a lot of people dislike the Easter designs but I think they're still less tacky that christmas #most of them are super cute! #and I even like most of the sexy bunny designs #the only ones I've seriously disliked were the 2023 bunnies #and only triandra and karla #fire emblem heroes #soren #fire emblem #idk if I would actually want this banner though cause Easter is always 3 girls one guy and another guy for free #and soren would almost certainly be the free unit again :( #bunny Mist and Ike though! #Just Ike in bunny Bartre's outfit