Y'all: ...So AFO's naked and stealing clothes from people, but Bakugo's still bleeding from that gaping hole in his chest, but that guy Edgeshot—no he's never been relevant to the plot before, don't ask stupid questions—anyway Edgeshot is gonna transformer himself into an organ and stuff himself inside a seventeen year old boy—stop what that's not weird at all—but yeah Deku's still not there. Oh, and the President of the United States of America shows up—
Me:
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WHAT THE FUCK?
* Spoilers*
NO LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK? HOW DO I FEEL? I’M GRYING, I’M ANGRY, I’M CONFUSED, I MISS THE SHOW.
SO YES I KNOW ABOYT LUKE AND SHIT- But that scene? WHERES THE SCORPION? WHERES THE HARD HIT OF BETRAYAL? WTF! SALLY MAKING BLUE PANCAKES MADE ME SOB? ANNABETH GIVING HIM HER NECKLACE,
LUKE GETTING ANGRY WHEN PERCY MENTIONS HIS DAD? ZUES GETTING ANGRY WHEN PERCY SPEAKS THE TRUTH? MR D FIGHTING WITH PERCY OVER HIS NAME. THE SWITCH UP WHEN PERCY REUNITES WITH SALLY. SO MANY HUGS. I’M SO- AHH
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Maximus : You are a good Boyfriend because you give me things.
Aypierre : Yeah it's what we do...
Maximus : In a relationship yes.
Aypierre : Yeah we can fuck... Any... Where... ?
Max : *WHEEZE*
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Aypierre : I had (makes the list of people he got in his bed)
Maximus : Oh my god I have an amazing boyfriend.
Aypierre : And you know what ? You had the best ass.
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Absolutely insane metaphor to use, Xie Lian. "Sworn brothers together forevermore" is exactly what you two are and what you could use to describe the shattering of a poetic ideal.
But you, with your princely education of thousands of works of literature...you go "I'm the hero and Mu Qing is the beauty in a match made in heaven and yet we have parted and it's not for a cool reason."
I JUST....?!?!?!!! What are you TALKING about?!?? Like I get that Xie Lian is gay (maybe bi), but it's hard to read this as anything but him thinking, at the VERY LEAST, "Mu Qing is beautiful" ?! Like "yes I could use brothers in arms as a metaphor but Mu Qing is very pretty so-"?!
So is it that he was like "Mu Qing is so pretty. If he was a lady he'd be a real beauty and I could marry him :) haha. But we're both men. And we've taken vows. :) but that is my go-to metaphor for us, the first thing that springs to mind."
The most simple explanation is that he has a crush on Mu Qing but is too fucking dumb to realize (the true queer experience).
I also want an explanation for the "I'll break up with you" conversation with Feng Xin. Is this some kind of common phrase that doesn't translate well? Or is it as fucking gay as it seems?
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Thank you TikTok ~ Fanfic
All writing is completed by an ai program
All characters and scenarios were picked by me but inspired by TikTok 😭this is all over my fyp
Characters: Tiana & Nanami
Scenario: Tiana bakes for Nanami
Maybe I’ll do one for all of them? Which ship is y’all’s favorite 💀
Just as she turned around to investigate, a portal opened before her, and out stepped Nanami Kento, a jujutsu sorcerer from another world. He looked bewildered, but his formal attire and stoic demeanor remained intact.
Tiana, never one to shy away from hospitality, offered him a friendly smile. "Well, sugar, looks like you've wandered into the wrong bayou. But don't you worry, you're welcome here. What can I do for you?"
Nanami adjusted his glasses and replied, "I seem to have found myself in an unfamiliar place. A colleague of mine made a miscalculation with his cursed object. While I'm here, I'd like to make myself useful. Is there something I can assist you with?"
Tiana chuckled at the notion of a jujutsu sorcerer helping her in the kitchen, but she decided to take him up on his offer. "Well, darlin', I could use a hand with these beignets. Care to give me a hand?"
Nanami, always precise and diligent, washed his hands and donned an apron. Tiana taught him the art of making beignets, explaining each step with enthusiasm. As they worked side by side, their conversation flowed effortlessly.
Tiana learned about Nanami's world of curses and sorcery, and Nanami was fascinated by Tiana's dedication to her dream of opening the finest restaurant in New Orleans. Despite their differences, they found common ground in their strong work ethic and determination.
Hours passed, and the beignets came out perfectly. Tiana wiped her hands on her apron and grinned at Nanami. "Well, sugar, you're a natural in the kitchen. You know, you ain't so bad for a sorcerer."
Nanami nodded, a rare smile gracing his usually stern face. "Likewise, Tiana. Your dedication to your craft is truly admirable."
As they enjoyed their freshly made beignets, Tiana and Nanami continued to chat, sharing stories of their worlds and dreams. Tiana found herself drawn to the mysterious sorcerer, and Nanami was charmed by Tiana's warmth and determination.
Eventually, it was time for Nanami to return to his own world, but not before promising to visit Tiana's restaurant whenever he found himself in New Orleans. They exchanged a heartfelt goodbye, and Tiana watched as the portal closed, leaving her kitchen in its quiet splendor.
Tiana went back to her cooking, her heart filled with a newfound appreciation for the unexpected connections life could bring. She knew that the memory of that day, and the beignets they had made together, would stay with her forever. And who knows, perhaps one day, she'd find herself in Nanami's world, experiencing new adventures and flavors together.
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