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inkyvendingmachine · 3 years

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“Is there ink in this room...?” “Is there a party in this room?”

💀 Call of Cthulhu: Haunted Hijinx Masterpost 💀

First though: Spoilers for the First Scenario from Tales of the Crescent City, which has been reprinted out of the Great Old Ones; We are actively playing, please no spoilers, but also we will have spoilers from it ourselves as we play. Read at your own risk.

aaayyeee gets another one out right away too... now it’ll bet 8 more years for the next one (hopefully not)

Staff in hand, the five run towards the exit only to encounter a weird foggy door, clearly magic, no telling what’s on the other side. Moonlight was ready to sick some goons on them, but a gunshot rings out, which was probably Avedon?? Attempting to kill Fowler or Moonlight?? Who knows, thanks for the distraction dude!! Joey struggles for a moment, fighting Party!Bendy who really wants to go eat, and slips down a stability level (now has starry eyes + tail!! Can’t stop grinning!!! This will be great.), though Joey does manage to go through the door, everyone else following near.

We end up in a kind of castley looking room… that contains no ink, Sammy immediately notices. Meanwhile, Henry notices that the room has a weirdly similar layout to his living room, and there’s literally photographs of his family on the walls. Joey insists that it’s an illusion, a trick to keep us here scared, and insists we go on through the next door. Meanwhile, Sammy tries to snap Jack out of… whatever he’s doing, but Jack just is worried about the fact we’re probably snooping around where we shouldn’t belong, and wants to get back to the party. As everyone heads towards the door, Henry’s family starts fading out of the pictures, only he is in them now… 2 SPOOKY LETS GO.

We end up in a hallway, which seems to be back in Fowler’s Mansion. There’s decorations and the same writing on the walls as was at the studio. But this time, the ink is black… and calling for Sammy. He starts to go for it, and Henry manages to grab him and steer him towards the end of the hall. As they move towards the door, realizing how much of a danger Sammy is in right now, it’s noticed that there’s a mirror on the back… and Sammy sees something in that, and starts running towards it. Joey, having no idea bout this though, simply opens the door and ushers everyone through.

We pile into a new room that’s castley again, but this one doesn’t seem to have an exit. Actually, it seems to be made not to have an exit, as it is a prison cell. The door they came through is bars now instead of being foggy. Joey screams in frustration. Sammy meanwhile, breaks down muttering about how “he was there, he can help,” as Jack tries to console him… Jack knows Sammy doesn’t like parties, but this seems to be more upsetting than usual. Otherwise, he doesn’t notice anything is wrong beyond “we’ve still not gone back to the party.” As this happens, Sammy grabs Jack by the lapels and starts trying to beg for him to get out of this weird party mode he’s stuck in… but it’s not getting through.

Meanwhile, Joey has toon-ed his way through the bars and manages to pick the lock open on the other side. It takes some convincing to get everyone heading down the hall again, but he’s not going to leave anyone in that prison cell. As they reach another foggy door, Joey finally picks up on some of Peter’s mumbling about how Carcosa works, and gets an idea about using the door. Like usual, he ushers everyone through, though this time he holds himself back. Joey closes his eyes and walks through the door, thinking less of a specific place, and more “take me where I need to be to fix all of this.” As he moves forwards into darkness, the hallway gets smaller and smaller, until eventually he hits a locked door. There’s something glowing though…

Meanwhile, the other four pile into what seems to be the room where Sammy knew the vault holding the slick stone was. Some of reality is wonky in here, being half castle, half mansion… but there’s still two guards standing in front of the giant safe hidden by large painting. Henry decides to try “Pulling a Joey” since he’s dressed up as staff, and walks up claiming it’s an emergency and they need the contents of the safe. The two guards seem… wary, and only then does everyone notice, by his lack of stepping in, Joey is… missing? Sammy steps up behind him and tries to help out, or at least make sure he’s ready to help fight if they try to attack Henry… but they manage to convince the guards to let them open the safe. Henry puts in the code, a birthday he got from Fowler’s diary, and opens the safe to… Joey???

Yeah somehow Joey managed to door his way into the safe, which contains the stone!! Very carefully and with Bendy’s help, he manages to take off his comically large bow tie and wrap the stone up in it, then Bendy tucks it in an inner pocket of his vest. He walks out of the safe like nothing is weird about the situation, though the guards are sort of worried about his face… as it seems to fit some of the description of the Yellow King’s… messenger??? who’s been causing issues… but he doesn’t exactly fit, and when Jack steps in to reassure that it’s all fine, they manage to head towards the exit without much more difficulty.

There IS a plate of sandwiches right next to the door, which Bendy stacks up and eats in all one bite… just like in the cartoons!! Except he was still in Joey’s body as all this happens so uhhhh EVERYONE TAKES SANITY DAMAGE FOR WITNESSING THAT.

With a little more confidence on how to control the door, they try to head towards the room with the pictures and ritual circle again… though end up at a gazebo?? Perhaps outside of Fowler’s house, but the garden is really nice at least. Too nice…

We head out towards the mansion, and then uhh a person falls from the sky?? And based on Peter’s screaming, it’s indeed the same reporter guy that started his entire investigation into these matters. Seems weird to be happening here and now and everyone is uneasy,,, especially Joey who miiiiight have a thing about watching people fall to their death. Just a little bit. But the main fact is that Peter does NOT want to be in open air and tries to run back to the gazebo, at which point we all grab him and run back towards the mansion instead.

When we reach the doors going in, they’re foggy again, so Joey takes this as another opportunity to try and get into the ritual room by doing what he’s been doing. Turns out… the less sane you are attempting this feat, the better the results will be.

They end up in the room with the inky circle and the pictures and everything, though half of the room has melted into a hill that leads back down to the lake, and most things are weirdly strewn about now because of it. Sammy immediately goes for the inky circle though gets caught by Henry, who also tries to stop Joey from tampering with the circle since there’s protection runes around it. For whatever reason, Joey believes they cannot hurt him, and goes for the circle anyways, indeed getting hurt and turning into an inky goo creature. Sammy pulls away from a distracted Henry and immediately goes to the ink, while others in the party behold the inky demonic form of Joey/Bendy. Prophet Sammy, however, walks up and reaches out to touch the ink creature's face, asking “My lord, what do you need of me?”

Joey and Bendy have no way to communicate in this form. Internally though, they’re both making a lot of noise at each other.

MEANWHILE, Jack just really wants to get back to the party and suddenly believes he can get there if he just gets through this wall, starts ripping down photos and stuff as…

Fowler shows up.

He demands to know what they thought they were doing, obviously he would know if they were messing with the circle. While Henry tries to talk to him, Prophet grabs the rocking horse and tries to smash Fowler in the back of the head with it.

Fowler seems… pretty unphased by this, and turns to grab Sammy’s face after saying “This isn’t how the story goes.” And starts trying to attack the masked messenger out of Prophet’s system and turn him to the Yellow King. Jack is still foggy brain, but can realize that his friend is being harmed and manages to shove Fowler away from Sammy. Henry steps between Fowler and everyone else, making it clear that if Fowler tries to do anything to hurt them he will attack back. Fowler raises a hand and says “It’s too late, nothing can be done,” before trying to shift the room, and Henry takes a swing at him but… again, just doesn’t seem to affect him. He does get to see the bullet hole though; Fowler did indeed get shot earlier.

Joey finally manages to recompose, at which point he toons out his arm to just… gRAB??? FOWLER??? And fLING?!?? AT LAKE?!?!? Bye dude,

After Joey flings him, there’s a distant splash, as well as some distant ramblings of Avedon that we could hear go silent. That bought us a little time: Joey and Prophet instantly start to put together the spell to convert the stone. Also Prophet removes his mask, it’s a false mask and he refuses to wear it.

Joey actually lets Prophet take the lead on converting the stone, wanting to make sure they get this done right and as quickly as possible so they can move on with all of this. But as soon as the spell starts up, there’s an upset “NO!!” in the distance, and the room starts to shift more. Henry tries to run down to the lake and confront Fowler, stop him?? Inform him that we have a way to get his family back, without doing all this! But Fowler simply replies for him to prove it, before teleporting all of them away. Joey and Prophet both tackle the stone the moment they notice they won’t be able to complete the ritual, and Joey actually manages to grab it… as they end up back at the party.

Prophet and Henry end up seeing the Yellow Sign again, but Henry is able to push it out of himself, and Prophet is... a bit more filled with other things and has less room for sign. Joey starts trying to plan with Henry to get out to the lake; get the family back, then go to the picture room again. Prophet obviously disagrees, though eventually goes along with it when the other two point out that Fowler will probably just continue to kick them out until the situation has changed. Jack objects because we finally got back to the party, at which point Joey turns to him, grabs him, and starts trying to boss-voice demand him out to fight through the sign. For a moment, it works, and Jack looks horrified… and then he slips away again. Prophet also tries a softer approach…? Trying to lead his sheep away from the lies of the false king, but it doesn’t get though… Jack is handed off to Peter to watch and they head towards the door that was found earlier to head out to the lake.

Jack does have some issues with doors now, so it takes multiple people to shove him through and head out into a hut near the ritual site they had been at earlier. Also, Norman is here!! Dressed kinda like the Cheshire cat and peeking out the window of the hut, down to one of the monoliths where Avedon is tied up and being questioned by Doc Moonlight, who’s very sure that he’s with JDS??? (While Avedon thinks JDS is with the yellow king?? It’s a very confusing conversation.)

Well, Norman wants to get his buddy back, and this seems like a good time to try and take out moonlight, so Prophet borrows Henry’s whackity stick and tries to knock him out. That fails though, and the moment he’s threatened, Joey bounds out, turning his arm into a giant cartoon hand claw and going for Moonlight on the way. The doc actually manages to dodge and gets a spell off on Prophet that causes him to Bleed From Face, at which point Jack runs out with Peter nearby to help get Sammy out of danger while he is blind and screaming. Henry also runs out and scoops up the stick to whack Moonlight with, giving opportunity to Joey to pin him down, and then Henry knocks him out. Carefully but with big-ol-cartoony claws, Joey unties a very frazzled Avedon and uses the ropes to tie Moonlight to the thing instead.

With a moment of quiet, they try to start planning out the next step… but there’s only a moment of quiet, as Angels scream in the distance.

#call of cthulu: haunted hijinx #batim #joey drew #sammy lawrence #Jack Fain #Henry Stein #peter sunstram #norman polk #ayyye i had this one typed up already #accedentally went a little harder on this art than i meant to bc i had a neat idea #man this is really what it felt like as we were running all over creation #anyways the next one won't be until next week i can promise you that #today i get my second vaccine shot!!! which also means tomorrow im gonna be DEAD #cause that's my reaction to it i just heckin keel over and curl up

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megacarapa · 2 years

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Sretan rođendan (Happy birthday) by Fantomi (The Phantoms)

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#(10 seconds of silence at the beginning to avoid copyright xD)#music #fantomi #sretan rođendan #had to post it. ive listened to it like 15 times today🤣#there is actually a translation of it online but i didnt like it so i wrote my own a few years ago for a friend😆#thats also why its so decorated. i sent it to my friend as a bday gift xD #my actual birthday is next week but from now on today is my second birthday😁#actually a person from a trans group chat im in shared some very wise words the other day:#every trans person has 3 birthdays - 1st when they are physically born. 2nd when they change their name #3rd when they get vaccinated😂😂😂#pete blabs

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slavabogu · 2 years

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i hate a lot on modern medicine, and deservedly, but corticosteroids wiped my unnecessary fever and i feel like im not dying for the first time in two weeks

#ibuprofen was doing next to nothing for like a couple of hours and then my fever would shoot back up #i used to believe i had built up a tolerance to ibuprofen bc of very painful periods idek if thats real #paracetamol was just as ineffective though so whatever #i tried waiting it out for two days that was miserable cuz by the end of it it felt like my eyeballs were going to pop out of my head #the pain just kept worsening too. at least if it was constant i wouldn't have been that spooked #anyways now im just left with brickwall fatigue anytime i exert more than my minimum #it happened today i was next to passing out #ya i dunno this really took a toll on me. hopefully ill be back on my feet soon #but ive been REALLY seriously considering how other chronic conditions throughout my life came up in these situation.#First. i got my period during being sick. After two months of nothing. usually a cold postpones it so wtaf #second. my jaw pain my neck pain. the same thing i experience otherwise anyway but this time connected to the migraine from the fever #some same nerve that usually gets inflamed must be sensitive to the fever #literally bc of pms i craved and ate copious amnt of SUGAR during the first week of this illness #and i can not shake the suspicion that it did a number on me.. especially knowing what i know abt how sugar leading to inflammation #can influence people's chances of getting alzheimers and autoimmune disorders #and i do have a family history of autoimmune disease heart disease and now cancer apparently #like dont get me wrong. i lived through this just fine. im still glad i threw a rocking huge party for the first time in my life #and im not letting my parents using this to push the vaccine on me ruin that fact #but anyway i have so so so so so much to reconsider within my life right now like #ill probably turn my whole life around #i dont knkw what ill do #i just think. i cant let the gift of all this suffering go to waste. idk if that's making sense. this needs to mean something to me. alrigh

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banjo-bugs · 3 years

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#just a little vent lole #getting my second shot tomorrow and im! terrified!#my phobia of getting sick has only gotten worse nd im scared of how badly itll hit me #beuh #its dumb to complain about but idunno #that and i just found out we're traveling next week so like #ill b vaccinated #but still its very uot of nowhere and my brain is panicking !!!!!!! ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#summer is going very fast im very stressed and just bad !!!!!!!!#anyways #just going to #take shit a day at a time yanno #worked for my anxiety before #so its gotta work now #it better #n e ways hi if u read all this ily/p #very cool of u #vent

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whitewolf634 · 3 years

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had my first gym day in a while ywsterday and arms sore. hope this means they be buff soon

#im also bracing for my second vaccine dose next week 😬#get hype #my post #workout shit

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exactoknife · 3 years

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why are you at a hookah bar in los angeles its still fucking covid you dumbass you were on PLANE less than twelve hours ago whats wrong with YOUWUUWUWUWUWUDUDNCNCNCMCMCNCJC

#im the only one in my house who has been vaccinated and STILL like i only got the second dose a few weeks ago #days ago*#my sister has no fucking regard for us abt this virus like honestly i think she believes she cant catch it or spread it or what idk #but it's literally fucking dumb what she's doing right now i could scream #y r u at a nightclub. y r u sharing blunts and mouthpieces w strangers #y r u not wearing a mask while ur out at stores and shit #like our mom has an autoimmune disorder she has basically 0 immune system.. our dad is 59.. they're the CORE RISK DEMOGRAPHIC #anyways im scared for when she comes back next week 😜😜😜😜#its so fun that she's just like ❤️❤️ risking all our lives like that ❤️❤️#just to get high in a club ❤️

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lgbtuan · 5 years

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I got vaccinated today and i also started my India visa process and I'm!!!! so excited!!!!!

#it's so close now!!#im a bit nervous #but im excited #it's gonna be great alxhakx #anyway i got 3 vaccines #they didn't hurt this time #last time i had to get vaccinated to go the the states both vaccines hurt a lot #like afterwards i could barely move my arms it was bad #it was normal tho but like. it sucked #they don't hurt this time #i have to go back next week tho #i need to get my second dose of the rabies yikes #anyway #i can't believe im actually going to india #🐞 talks

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kaunis-sielu · 3 years

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Vaccine

Your hands are sweating. You hate this, just knowing that you had to get a shot was enough to send you into a panic. You can see the line in front of you getting smaller and you feel your heart pounding. Tears threaten to spill over and you blink rapidly to make sure that you don’t start crying. You focus on your phone until your name is called by a male voice.

“Hi,” he says with a wide smile as you make your way up to him, “I’m Peter I’ll be giving you your vaccine today.”

“Hi.” You say quickly, you don’t want to seem rude but you’re stressing.

“So I am required to tell you that I’m in nursing school and this is part of my final round of clinicals.”

“Okay.” You say as you sit down on the chair that’s provided.

“We’ll have another nurse in the room, but he’s there to make sure I’m doing everything right. He’s just getting the vaccine and stuff.”

“Sounds good. So, I just wanted to let you know I hate shots and get super freaked out when I have to get them so if I cry it’s not your fault.” There’s a soft tap on the door and a second man comes into the room with a small silver tray.

“Thanks Steve.” Peter says and the older man nods.

“Hey, Peter explain everything to you?” He asks and you nod. “Perfect, why don’t we get this over with?”

“Please.” You say not looking at the shot on the tray that he sets down next to Peter.

“Can you roll up your sleeve for me?” He says pulling on a pair of gloves. You do and he opens an alcohol swab. Steve holds a hand out to you with a small smile and you take it gratefully.

“This one’s real easy and Peter has been killing it today. It’ll be over before you know it.” He says calmly and you nod.

“I just get so stressed.”

“You’re not the only one okay? Just look at me.” You look over at him as Peter wipes your arm.

“I’m gonna count down.”

“Please don’t. Just do it.” You tell him still looking at Steve.

“Oh, okay.” Peter says and Steve presses his mouth to yours just as you feel the sting of the needle. “Um, what the hell?” Peter says putting the bandaid on your arm and Steve pulls away with a laugh.

“Peter, I’d like to introduce you to my wife.”

“Your- wait, what?”

“My wife.”

“They always make sure that Steve can come distract me because shots are honestly my worst nightmare.” You tell his very confused nursing student. “I thought he would’ve told you.”

“Where’s the fun in that?” Steve asks and you give him a little swat with the back of your hand in the stomach and he laughs again. “I wish I would’ve seen his face though.” Steve says as you stand and he takes your hand. “I’ll be right back Peter. Move on okay?”

“Yea okay.” Peter says before giving you a smile, “it was nice meeting you. Good job.”

“You too, hardly felt a thing.” You tell him following Steve out of the room.

“Wasn’t too bad?” He asks walking with you back toward the exit to the waiting room.

“No, but now I have to do it again.”

“I know, the second is even more painless though.”

“You’re still bringing home Maximov’s for dinner right?”

“Yea, a deals a deal.” Steve tells you pushing the door to the waiting room open.

“Okay, see you in a couple weeks.” You tease and he laughs before kissing you again.

“See ya then.” He says and you walk through the waiting room.

“I want him to give me my shot.” An older woman says and it takes everything in you to not laugh, instead you look back at Steve over your shoulder and throw him a wink.

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stupid-stew · 3 years

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i took notes on the art stream dana did tonight in my own way, yes this is also what my school notes look like so my formal apologies

dana didn’t have many friends or anything in college (self defined recluse)

king is the hardest character to draw due to his specific skull shape

dana loves pokemon and the king resemblance is a coincidence, and she drew everyone to be RIPPED

XENA THE WARRIOR PRINCESS WITH THE ABS LMAOOOO

young entrepreneur out here art queen getting that bag WHY WAS SHE MAKING SHIP ART OF HER CLASSMATES FOR MONEY AT THE AGE OF LIKE 11 IM SOBBING

king ruined the sand castle :(

the mcdonald’s coffe, it sucks apparently

insomnia dana supremacy, felt that

DANA WINS ROUND 1 (against her will)

side note i think i need to start watching more anime, that’s just for me the remember tho

“let’s get weird”- dana terrace 2021

“give us the most uncomfortable furby suggestions please”- also dana terrace 2021

FANFICTION JOURNALS CAN WE GET THOSE PUBLISHED

hard time communicating outside of drawings (one of us 👹)

toh is script driven, sicknasty

her test was turned away SPILL THE TEA

dana proposes to furby suggestion giving chat member

8months struggling for job

turned away from power puff girls boooo

“i called up a friend and we had a drink and i cried :(“ -dana

FURBY WITH HUMAN ANATOMY

YES YES YES MITCHELLS YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

the director had to fight to make the furby scene happen and sir we appreciate it

“androgyny is beautiful”- dana, about a furby

yes girl let jesus take the wheel on that anatomically correct furby

WHY WAS SHE TRYIKG TO TEACH HER FURBY DO CURSE THATS SO FUNNY

“fuck you! fuck you!”- not dana’s furby

$80,000 in debt for this

“shit shit fuck shit”

“as good friends, as disney would say”

dana trying not to lose her job

“AH GOD NO THE FEET THE FEET”

straight black coffee you psycho

DANA LOOSES TO THE CURSED FURBY

HAHAHA TINY NOSE IN THE SIGIL

cannot cook, girlboss, win dana with food

CATBOY SHREK

catchphrase? “AAAAAAAHHH”

scared of spiders

do not wake the cat

“is that a pile of garbage or is that ur self esteem after i fucking demolish you”

-dana terrace 2021

the iconic “byeeeee” was difficult

why can’t she draw shrek

“i need validation please jesus christ”

-dana terrace 2021

someone buy this woman the cat gamer headphones alex hurry up

she does not like the booth but she does it for us thank you queen

dana fainted getting a stick n poke rip

AWWW SHE GOT STEVE BLOOM THATS SO CUTE FOR HER

SHE DISLIKES FANTASY???? BOI WHAT THE HELL BOI

at least she’s having a good time making her own gross little fantasy land, improvise adapt overcome

dana unlocks the idea of things being done in different ways and have them all be good for the masses

“limitation breeds invention”

“wow ur really wise dana”

“….thanks dawg”

“well i didn’t have friends… no one laughed.”

i want the little comics of her pets

cat person dana

DANA WINS CATBOY SHREK

awww little stick and poke on her ankle

does not celebrate her birthday

OOOH THE HAMMERHEAD IS HER FIRST ONE I LOVE THAT ONE

#mood bunny

KERMIT ON STEROIDS

“how can we make this weird” GIRL IT IS KERMIT ON S T E R O I D S

HER LITTLE LAUGH IM SOBBING

this is literally psychological warfare

dana has not watched the muppets but she knows him drinking the tea so winning

DANA THE ANGST QUEEN LMAO

she’s proud about her making dipper and mable fight

DANA ANIMATED FOR NEXT WEEK MARK UR FREAKING CALENDARS

hooty is the owl house canon?

i wish the owl house was like a creature that would have been so funny

CAT APPEARS

season 2 is outline heavy when it comes to the writing

dana knows what she wants for season 2 and we love that

execs up the wall on season 1

DANA LOSES MUSCLE KERMIT

dana has not found the character porn! keep it up girl! stay over there!

oooh bike queen

SWING DANCE OH MY GOD

TAP DANCING

THIS WOMAN IS AN ICON I LOVE HERRRR

yes get that energy out girl

ddr stan, loses to matt braly at gravity falls team bowling hang out

cat is sad :( give her a snack :(

AWW GHOST HAS ASTHMA omg kinnie moment

conspiracy theory enthusiast when intoxicated

vaccination queen

does not believe in ghosts, kill me girl i’ll haunt you don’t worry i’ll prove it

DOG WORKING IN A CAFE

“the ow house get ready to get some boo boo”- this other guy because it made me cry

“you’re gonna have to pay me to write shit because i don’t work for free”

not a music person

DO A FLIP

dana do a flip for charity please i’ll donate like an organ or something

she can canonically do a flip and she’s not gonna show us this is homophobic

AH FUCK MY STREAM CUT OUT

her neighbor is parking yes get it

draw left hand

while holding pen wack

do it in online version of ms paint

“MS pain”- dana not finishing her word

and stick and poke

show us the work stuff dana >:(

an ARTIST

“he’s a strong independent dog”

“4 minutes 20 seconds 😏 h e h e h e”

WHY CANT WE SEE HER HEADBANG THIS IS SO RUDE

not the muscle pulling girl not now

“also dog”

CHAMPION DANA

IMAGINE DANA CALLING UR ART CUTE

H E L P THE FURBYS I CSNOT

ghost gets rejected

“he’s not impressed with ur bullshit”

catra shrek fan girl moment

dana has probably done drugs

“i am a fan of waluigi”

AN ITALIAN POLITICIAN SMACK TALKING THE OWL HOUSE LMAOSJB

note to self dana will only marry you if you look like kermit the frog

also dog comes from a land where dogs eat people at starbucks

LOWES AD

“he’s making out with it! he’s using tongue!”

there are bouncers in cafes where also dog comes from

dana has worked the cash register

someone make real witch merchandise

Q AND A YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

hooty is he has a very he has more he has a backstory it exists it’s written out but we might not ever get it because it’s just for her dana please i am on my knees

would play dnd if she could

favorite episodes haven’t even aired but currently is echoes of the past or keeping up a fear ances because they’re personal especially a fear ances

TOO LATE FOR EXTENDED SEASON THREE BOARDING HAS STARTED IM GOING TO CRY

SPIN-OFFS SHORTS AND COMICS STILL ALLOWED IM LITERALLY DEAD ON THE INSIDE

mentally she is thriving with the show and it’s going to end well 🙏

“it’s just my voice :(“

BYEEEEEEE

#the owl house #dana terrace

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that-cartoony-villain · 3 years

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legends is back bitches! and yall know what that means.... im back to my bullshit that no one reads but its fun to comment anyway-

also i just got my second vaccine shot so my arm is kinda heavy and who knows if ill be able to concentrate fully on the ep~ this will be fun!!! lets go!

tired sheriff is a mood hope he doesnt turn into a big asshole cause lets be real hes a straight white man from the 20s texas hes going to be a little bit of an asshole

eeyyy they remembered about the portal!! so they didnt fuck up too badly! yet... and i was right when i had said they were going to pull a "its out of battery!" on us.... yay plotlines! i guess

wtf nate that was trully fucked up.... the man literally just "died" and his gf is out here mourning and you say that????? oh i hope they dont make zari and astra fight about john being gone, they could have a really nice friendship sharing the pain and supporting each other since he meant a lot to them both in different ways...

tarazi siblings, avalance AND esperastra being like that to each other??? i cant ;-; this is too soft pls give me more

of course the time bureau had a rule for every type of situation and of course ava and gary memorized them all... also yes to team makeover! and notice that sara never said straight about nate.... *i am looking*

dammit rory.... also i didnt miss that little zava interaction i love them theyre so cute... anyway everyone is gay because look at how theyre all sitting... no straight group of friends sit like that...

GLORIA BEST MOM i love her pls dont let anything bad happen to her ever again spooner deserves to have this time with her mami SHES TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD PLS GUYS DONT LET HER BE TAKEN... astra no pls wait shit LETS FUCKING GO thats hot NOOOO ASTRA

oh shit the feds! hide! not in the same place you idiots goddammit... a magic key that teleports you to the mansion in its own pocket dimension? cool! ITS IN HELL???? HOLY SHIT JOHN WHY??

lets go rob some banks!!!! every avalance interaction adds a year to my lifespan and i love it! "you love lists" *disgruntled nerd noises*

DONT BREAK THE FOURTH WALL BEHRAD! or should i say stop breaking the ceiling ;) love that woman and how everyone was very supportive of the robbery lmao

and true legends fashion they fucked things up this time for the worse!!

yes behrad you broke ava.... THE SERIAL KILLER STAN IN AVA HAS BEEN AWOKEN LETS FUCKING GO!!!! yes its your time to shine ava you go you funky lesbian!

gloria my beloved ;-; YES GIVE US ASTRA HAVING A MOTHER FIGURE SHE NEEDS IT my esperastra crumbs im not ready ;-; oh no the best friend hhhhhhhhh i guess this is as good as it gets..... yknow what fuck it ill take whatever crumb i can get!

GIDEON!!! WHY IS SHE NAKED PLS

no dont leave me hanging like this give gideon some clothes ffs...... SHES HERE!!! SHES FINALLY HERE!!! HUMAN GIDEON AAAAAAAA

i cant wait for the interactions with the legends and human gideon!! this is going to be exciting! im already pumped for next week!

#legends of tomorrow #astra logue #esperanza cruz #spooner cruz #behrad tarazi #lot #lot spoilers #zari tazari #sara lance #ava sharpe #gary green #nate heywood #arties unnecessary commentary

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arhvste · 4 years

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Hi! I saw your Dad hcs and istg I wanted more 🥺 can you please make a part two with Sakusa (God i love this man) Hinata, Bokuto and Ushijima (do add more if you want) your works are amazing but the Dad hcs got me 💘

i re-read all my work last night and i consciously kept spelling sakusa’s name wrong 🤠 like i know his name i know what it sounds like but i kept getting mixed up between sasuka, sakura and sasuke because they all look the same to me 😳 I'm sorry sakusa pls forgive me 😼

also i will be doing ushijima in a seperate post for dad hcs with two other haikyuu boys a bit later so dw i haven't accidentally missed or ignored it! :)

SAKUSA, HINATA AND BOKUTO AS DADS

SAKUSA

the two fo you only have one kid so far

a 3 year old girl

you plan to extend your family soon though 👀

you already KNOW this man gets your kid every vaccination available for their age

he is very protective over his daughter

boys near her daughter at the playground

NOT on his watch

he will simply scoop her up and suggest she play somewhere else

this man doesn't care how mean it may seem

he’s not having his precious daughter surrounded by disgusting b-boys 🤮

“have they had their flu jabs? when was the last time they washed their hands? they're breathing their gross little germs too close to her”

“sakusa, they’re 3.”

sorry but no dating for your daughter

sakusa teaches his little girl the concept of “boys have cooties” from a very young age

this man is nothing but proud when that concept sticks with her 😈

“d/n, are you excited for pre-school?”

“daddy said there's going to be boys and boys have cooties so no 😠”

as she gets older though he does become more lenient with her and who she makes friends with

he’ll secretly love it if you brought her to his games

he’s not huge on pda at all

but he won’t mind being caught on camera embracing the two of you when the team win

atsumu is not allowed near your daughter when she’s a baby

“omi omiiiii why can’t i ‘ave a look t’cha daughter?”

“because she has been vaccinated and i fear your disgusting germs may be strong enough to over power it”

when she gets older though she straight up approaches atsumu on her own

“so you’re the rat my daddy talks about a lot? you don’t look like much of a rat?”

atsumu doesn’t know whether he’s flattered that sakusa talks about him or offended that he refers to him as a ‘rat’

he won’t encourage your daughter to play volleyball

he wants her to pick her own hobbies and not feel pressured by his influence on picking an activity she’ll enjoy

secretly hopes your daughter takes up an individual activity like painting or something to keep away from other germ infected kids

but if your daughter does happen to pick a team sport he doesn't complain

she just has to wash her hands before she comes home and have a shower when she comes in

he is a very very proud father

he may not be very expressive about it

but he absolutely brags about his kid to other people

“my son won maths star of the week!”

“yeah? well my daughter won student of the year, highest achieving in her class and had 4 boys confess to her this week so”

he does make sure his daughter knows he is very proud of her despite his petty bragging

anything she does he takes pride in her

it’s her who makes him want to have another kid

so get ready for round two y/n because when sakusa wants something he’ll make sure he gets it 😼

HINATA

now, you may think hinata would be nothing but pure chaos with his kids

but

he is actually very responsible

it’s hardly a surprise though because he grew up with a younger sister whom he took care of a lot

from the second your triplet boys are born hinata is on it

at first when you found out you were having triplets your mind went blank

“so like, 3 little shoyou’s running around my legs? 😀”

“ma’am are you okay?”

“i’m finE :)))”

surprisingly two of your sons took more after you

but the youngest one

phew

he doesn't have an off switch

he’s just like his father

but that’s what makes him so loveable too

hinata is a doting dad

he also encourages his kids to go out and make as many friends

he explains all the opportunities he had growing up and how far these opportunities took him to reach is goal

and this is all because he was open to meeting new people and being friendly with them

he makes sure his kids grow up with lots of aunts and uncles surrounding them

he wants his sons to grow up in a close environment

your kids have so many aunts and uncles because hinata makes a new friend everywhere he goes ufshfi

your oldest son takes a liking to kenma the most

your second oldest takes a shine to uncle oikawa

and the youngest?

uncle kaegyama ofc 😈

lmao when kageyama holds one of your sons for the first time he holds it by the leg with a straight face

nobody thought they’d ever see hinata having to show kageyama how to hold a baby properly

kageyama is lowkey excited he’s the fav but he’s so awkward fjishsgjh

bring your sons to his games

he will absolutely smile and wave at his kids whenever he scores

and will pull them out excitedly into the arena when they win

he has you all plastered on his social media

he thinks everyone should know that you guys are the light of his life

he already had a fulfilled life before his sons but you gave him a whole new concept of love and excitement when they were born

you guys will totally take a vacation to brazil at some point

hinata wants your family to meet all his friends over in brazil too

hinata is mr worldwide 😎

with hinata as a dad, your kids will grow up in a very nurturing home

he wants the best for your kids and will teach them from an early age that any goal is possible

and he’ll support them in every single way he can

BOKUTO

hinata as a dad isn’t chaos

bokuto as a dad certainly is

he’s basically a child himself

you guys have 2 kids

a 5 year old son and a 6 year old daughter

bokuto will try and BEFRIEND your kids

“kou baby, they're your kids not your friends”

“uh says who?”

“biology??? their dna?? the birth certificate??”

he literally lets his kids do whatever they want forcing you to be the bad cop (im so sorry)

your kids want ice cream for dinner?

consider it done

they want to adopt a snake?

bokuto has excitedly taken them to the pet store to pick out one each

you’re always the one who has to say no because if you didn’t these kids would be off the r a i l s

the first time your kids cries he cries

the first time your kids talk he cries

the first time they walk he cries

he’s full of emotion and the love he holds for your kids is often expressed through tears of happiness

when you leave bokuto and the kids alone

things will go smoothly

until one of them starts crying and bokuto can’t stop them

then the other one starts crying and he is clueless on what to do

he doesn’t want to call you because he doesn’t want to look pathetic

so he calls the next best option

uncle akaashi 😼

akaashi is like a walking parent website hfdjbgu

he literally instructs bokuto on what to do through the phone

and if they still won't calm down akaashi will just sigh and agree to come over

you come home to the sight of akaashi reading a story book to your two kids who are staring up at him in awe from the floor

along with your husband

“am i interrupting?”

bokuto will break out into smiles and practically pounce on you when you come home

“everything was under control wasn’t it? right akaashi?” :D”

akaashi will just sigh and give a small smile

“yes bokuto-san, everything was under control”

you give akaashi a small smile of apology and he’ll often join you for dinner

yeah your kids spend a lot of time with uncle akaashi but you know who’s adamant on being the favourite uncle?

uncle kuroo ofc 😎

he will spoil tf out of your kids

we love rich, capitalist uncle kuroo

and he’ll tell them things about bokuto to irritate him

“kids, your dads a criminal he doesn't pay his taxes”

“taxes?”

“money everyone has to pay the government - basically it’s illegal and i think you should call the police on your dad 😈”

you actually have to stop your kids from calling the police on their dad fbhjdsfgu

again, another dad who wants nothing more than for his kids to come to his games

“HEY HEY HEY THAT”S MY FAMILY!!!”

no boundaries with pda

will pick you all up and shower you all with affection when they win

would love if your kids took up volleyball

would tell them it’s the best sport to play

and they actually listen to him hduigefuiew

your son becomes a middle blocker

and your daughter becomes an ace

bokuto could die from happiness

he will absolutely teach your kids and play and bring them to msby practices so they can watch up close and play along too

if bokuto is the father of your kids

good luck but have fun with it

because while yes, he is still your big baby that needs taking care of from time to time

he is also an extremely loving father who would gladly give his kids the world and all the stars

#sakusa kiyoomi #sakusa hcs #sakusa x reader #sakusa x you #sakusa headcanons #hinata shouyou #hinata x reader #hinata x you #hinata hcs #hinata headcanons #bokuto koutaro #bokuto x reader #bokuto x you #bokuto hcs #bokuto headcanons #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#haikyuu hcs #haikyuu headcanons

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wanderingpages · 2 years

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okay im going to vent a lot rn peach im sorry no one is awake atm and im so DONE with everything that has happened to me in the past two days.

1. I got vaccinated today and im still annoyed with my arm cuz it hurts like hell.

2. My bday is on 6th april next week and my mom accidentally told me that she and dad were getting me a new ipad but dad said her to not tell and i was so fucking excited for my bday cuz it meant A LOT to me given that they're really strict. But today she told me that it wasnt confirmed and that i no lobger would be gatting it cuz my dad's planning a vacation which i seriously dont give a fuck about my parents are just a whole different story.

3. I mean it hurts sm like i was so EXCITED and HAPPY for my bday only for this but they just had to do it! I told my mom she shouldnt have said to me anything and given me hope if it wasnt confirmed why did she do that 😭

4. Secondly, i saw my bsf doing a q&a kinda thing today on one of her socials and there was this qs 'who's your fav person' and she actually said someone else's name not mine and yk how much that shit hurt me?? Bonus point when someone asked who's her second fav person she said no one 😃

5. I met or more like started talking to a guy on wattpad out of all the places more than a month ago and he was literally every girl dreams of super sweet, charming and cute. On last friday he told me he likes me but i had to say i dont cuz i genuinely didnt + i dont do high school relationships and thankfully he understood.

6. Now not even a week later he's already in a relationship with some other gal on wattpad. Like....that shit hurt too and not in the jealous kinda way but in the way that you start thinking he lied to you just to make you feel great.

All this happened in two days Peach...ive no more tears left to cry idc how dramatic im sounding

Sorry I didn’t respond to this earlier! But wow a Wattpad boyfriend..,…. Lmao I can’t tell if that’s worse than a Minecraft boyfriend or not 💀 hope things gotten better, though!

#asks #honestly I saw a lot of words and was like jfc #then I exited the app #no offense

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aleatoryalarmalligator · 3 years

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I am sitting outside waiting for my second shift at my new job to start. I’m stressed out. I put in my two weeks at another place but I have to work there and here so I don’t lose my rehiirability if this job doesn’t work out. I was working at a very turn and burn chain restaurant and I couldn’t do it anymore. The money was great but it’s not worth it. The management was mean, the job was illogical and directionless and impossible. It was horribly hot, because I was experienced my boss was forcing me to do the whole front of house, drink making food running, to-go orders and so forth completely alone, and it was so busy there would be fifty people waiting to sit. I would start feeling like I couldn’t breath anymore. I would be working for nine hours straight.

There are just faces everywhere and I’m getting kind of mentally ill from having this constant exposure to people. Im breaking down but this is what I have experience doing and it’s what pays me enough to survive. I’m a server and Portland is having horrible luck of getting people to look for work right now as a lot of people are still on their unemployment. So I am getting incredibly overworked. I’m getting kind of abused. My room is horrible because I don’t have time to clean and when I get home I crash, and I’m disoriented and dizzy and have to wake up early and do it again. I ride the bus and I live next to a one star hotel with people with violence and mental illness and drug abuse happening nightly.

Two weeks ago a man broke into my home while I was there and was walking around downstairs. My roommates came and chased him off, but he grabbed a knife and acted as though he was going to use it before he fled. I was home at the same time he was. He must have known I was home as I was listening to music and talking on the phone. Now when I am alone I lay in bed and get nauseously ill when I hear something, and I struggle to breath. During the day I get yelled at by management and strung out coworkers. I’m super anxious and fatigued.

So I took this new job to maybe get into a better mindset. But now I’m starting to just not feel like I can cope with customers at all. I don’t really know what to do. I don’t have a lot of choices. I could go become a dishwasher but that’s not financially sustainable or happy. A part of me wants to sell everything I own save up 20,000 and just find someone to travel with for a year, but that’s just a daydream really. I can’t drive and I don’t own a van.

I know I am very lucky. So I feel dumb having these complaints. My friend works at a beer cart and though it doesn’t pay the best it’s a decently peaceful job. But it’s hard to find those kinds of jobs. Since people are getting vaccinated all these folks want to go out and eat and celebrate so everywhere is mostly chaotic.

Anyway. Six months ago I was looking down the barrel of homelessness and now I don’t have to worry about that. So why am I complaining? I don’t know :S thanx for reading.

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