#and I’d laugh at everyone

[traumatizedjaguar]

Humans are the most disgusting species. Everything with them is all about violence, harming people or animals, lying, and hedonistic behaviors. Nothing is about forgiveness, love, or virtues anymore. Virtues have become deeply stigmatized it’s seen as laughable to even practice them.

#my text #also I don’t see the point of a DNI list bc people do what they want anyway #and if I say DNI: anti recovery it won’t work bc anti recovery people think they’re pro recovery #it’s be funny seeing how people react if the gods came down to eartj to set us straight in our behaviors #and put us in our place #and give us the self awareness back that we lack #people would be so guilt and shame ridden for what they’ve done #and I’d laugh at everyone #cognitive distortions #cognitive dissonance

[rendevok]

“Promise” - a nrmts + trucy comic

This comic is for @metaphorical-goblin for the Nrmts creators server art/fic trade!

#narumitsu #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #trucy wright #7yg #once again telling everyone to go join the server bc it’s fun there!!!! #HUUUUUGGGEEEEE shoutout to willow for having a huge brain and for being such a wonderful trade partner! it was an honor to work with you <3 #i love seeing edgeworth and trucy together…. #trucy be like ‘this performance SUCKS. BOOOOOOO :tomato::tomato:tomato:’ #i saw it was sicktember and tbh i laughed because i didn’t even mean to do this… i’d been planning it since august so JHLKSDJF #anyway *baby coughs on phoenix* #beanix #fan art #fan comic #aa #rendevok

[ectoplasmer]

need to kiss him until we’re both silly and delirious and giggling, until we’re both grabbing at each other’s shoulders and sides and arms, until we’re both half hazardously stumbling our way backwards onto the couch in a heap of laughter just so we can be as close as possible and we’re clumsily bumping foreheads and noses. need to kiss him until he can’t stop smiling and until we’re both stupidly lovestruck and just clinging to each other

#head in hands. i need to be kissed #waaaaah ignore meeeee… #but not like. really. witness me being so horrendously in love with the card game anime boy please #warmshipping #was going to say something about breathing each other’s air but i’d sound way more unhinged about this guy if i did so #i will be. somewhat normal. for now #rainy’s posting about premarital kissing again everyone point and laugh #self ship #f/o imagines #romantic f/o #self shipping #imagine your f/o

[catlaila]

my favorite revelation from tsc is that kevin day IS canonically attractive neil just refuses to acknowledge it

#neil only has eyes for a five foot psychotic goalkeeper and that’s it #i’d like to think neil is asked about how people make kevin edits (remind me to elaborate on this) and neil is just like #you people are crazy. if you knew him you’d be plotting on his murder #and everyone laughs like neil haha you don’t mean that (slanted look at the gangster’s son) and neil smiles and doesn’t answer #kevin yells at him and begs wymack to put him in another media training class #anyway #not the point #kevin day is hot #we need to acknowledge this #kevin day #neil josten #the sunshine court #tsc #text

[pizzaqueen]

Eddie, who brings Steve random stuff (pebbles, bits of string, a weird looking stick), and Steve who is the kind of guy who can MacGyver shit, are a perfect match

#steddie #Steve x eddie #i have a whole fic I’m working on about this (minus the macgyver part) but I figured I’d post this #there was this lovely art about Steve keeping all the things Eddie brings him which might be how this stuck with me #but I can’t find it! it was from a few months back I think??? #pizzaqueentxt #anyway everyone laughs at Eddie bringing Steve stuff until they’re in a sticky situation and he makes something from it that saves them #my brain has turned off so I can’t be cleverer than that lol

[toastybugguy]

sciles is the “you came” “you called” romance trope except it’s both of them all of the time, and no that doesn’t make me emotional at all it’s fine I’m totally normal about them don’t look at me

#on one hand I’m emotional but on the other. giggling a bit #they’re sort of dramatic #like it happens with them so often that their continuous affectionate surprise when the other shows up… everyone else is like ‘okay guys’ #‘let’s wrap it up shall we’ #imagine them living their domestic life and in the middle of the night Scott has to go help like Liam or Isaac or something #Stiles shows up n he’s like ‘omg bae? 🥹’ #bc sneaking out works better when you don’t share a bed. and ​Stiles is like ‘I’d never let u take this on alone babe…..’ #Isaac (GAGGING): You drove for like half a mile #Malia: You guys never turn your locations off it’s not that hard— #you get me. they’re dramatic. but also it is SO SERIOUS #IT IS NO LAUGHING MATTER. but also giggles. but also DONT LAUGH THIS IS SERIOUS. #teen wolf #scott mccall #stiles stilinski #sciles #scott x stiles #toasty talks

[lexqa]

#as someone who listens to asmr everyday #i’d say cody kostas and joe #even ​though i feel like kostas would try very hard but then just yell into the mic for like a second #joe ​has a very relaxing voice i feel like he'd be great for asmr #i’m not even into soft spoken asmr but if joe tried that i think i’d like it #darwin ​wouldn’t even know what they want from him #he would just sit there with a smiley face and do some random tapping #trent wouldn’t give af #i ​also feel like trent & robbo would make fun of people who listen to asmr #ibou virg​ and domi would definitely be laughing the entire time #liverpool fc #lfc #trent alexander arnold #dominik szoboszlai #kostas tsimikas #virgil van dijk #darwin nunez #and everyone else

[teeth-draws]

Hhhhighschool au bus ride with trouble from @shepherds-of-haven ;;;; haha

#shepherds of haven #trouble alder #halle beren #if you were wondering why red and the others had such different styles it’s bc this is the missing link #thought I’d try and paint aka no lines! and a background! wild! #anyway in a hs au where their respective single parents are alive #trouble is supported and thriving as the king of social butterflies #she is less feral but also less confident and she pines for him night and day #she is positive he can’t be that thick and he just wants to be friends - every time she tries to ask him out he invites a group #hang in there girl #this will all come to a head where she swears off her feelings for him and finally starts dating the guy from her smart girl class #and trouble who has always kinda liked that tall redhead or whatever suddenly wants to crack his head in the door #-what’s he got that I don’t got?- but all the girls just laugh at him so he sulks #what do you mean you’re going to the library with him what about our Tuesday night taco tradition??? bruh #the vibe as always is energetic extrovert x introverted baddie #teenage trouble punches walls and that’s a shame but also can’t be untrue #here ig he’s like 17 and she’s 18?? they both live in the poorer district of the city and she uses his mum’s laundromat #it’s a fixture in the community and part of the reason he’s so nosy and earnestly involved with everyone #her ears are pierced so much to mimic THE halek prince of whom she has a picture of in her locker #she is overthinking which music to play on their shared earphones even though he’s off with the fairies #this is why AirPods suck like the intimacy of earphones is unparalleled it’s all about the lean #anyway no doubt years of on and off infatuation vs his obliviousness culminates in dating someone else and avoidance #until either his dad shows up out of nowhere and he bangs on her door in the rain OR like her dad does something extra depresso #and she goes to him straight away #then there is a dramatic confession at the school festival or something #or his mum whacks him over the head ig and makes him walk her home when it’s still awkward between them and he can’t stand the weird mood #also they were going to be wearing their school bags but I got tired lmao so they’re on the ground while they commute it’s fine #he ate her up though tbh lmao #as usual the tags are nonsensical there is so much moisturiser in my eyes I’ve been writing reports for hours and have met so many weirdos #her phone is the shiny drampa that rotted my brain enough for me to create her in it’s image when I was shiny hunting

[stunkystrut]

I cant edit at ALL but imagine a crowley edit to second best by laufey

“Nightingale singing half-hearted lullabies”

“Well, you swung me around in that midsummer dance”

“Held me in close as you thought of your past” (could be angel!crowley)

“l love way too much, oh, this hurts to confess”

“Oh, you were my everything, I was your second best” (second best to angel!crowley/heaven)

I HURT MY FEELINGS WITH THESE THOUGHTS!

#good omens #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale #aziraphale and crowley #crowly x aziraphale #ineffable idiots #live laugh love laufey #i’d do it myself #but i think i’d just disappoint everyone

[firein-thesky]

i hope the end of jjk is “it was all a dream” and yuuji wakes up

#the sound of my laugh would ripple across the world #i joke but i have a theory that akutami is going to kill everyone and then reveal yuuji’s CT which is #something to do w memories or rewriting time or whatever #and it’ll effectively ‘it was all a dream’ it #i’d laugh forever #cielo rambles!

[bbugsy]

can you believe this

#jill valentine #nick cage #nicotine #dead by daylight #my art #everyone point at and praise lamb for this wack ass ship #if you told my 2017 ass I’d be shipping the nicolas cage and jill mf valentine through dbd I’d laugh in your face and then kiss you and then #laugh at you again #and yet here we are

[euphor1a]

to the boyfriend i want so hopelessly but will never have, happy birthday milove ♡

#gyugyu 🐶 #hiiii ! yes this is the mandatory ‘it’s my ult bias day’ sappy ass long delulu message from aleyna 💌 #so pls proceed with caution bc once i start talking it’ll get ... yeah. anyway #happy mingoo day everyone 🥺🥺 #he the loml 💖 (... one of many but let’s not talk about that *cough*) #i just love him so much :(( #the giant puppy boy who stole my heart and never gave it back 😭😞 #also he’s literally the most boyfriend to ever boyfriend?????? it’s so unfair ☹️ #just another day of not having mangyu 😔... what is life #do you know the feeling when you like look at someone and your heart starts swelling in your chest so much that it hurts?? #that’s exactly how i feel whenever i look at mingyu 🥺! i appreciate and love every little thing about him so much i :(( can’t explain #he’s soooooo comfort shaped i love him 😞. god. wanna pepper kisses all over his face and tell him how happy he makes me and #how precious he is and how i’d actually commit arson for him 😭 #also wanna kith those pretty moles 🥺🤏🏼 nnnnnnnn #why so babie if so huge 😔 he’s literally a giant puppy baby ashtsjjdhk GOD #when he laughs/giggles >>>>>>>>>!! my heart is hurting so BAD i’m so fond of him 😭😭😭 #every now and then i find myself going; SIR WHY ARE U DOING THIS ARE U WILLING TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY POOR HEART?? #like loving him literally unlocked a whole new spectrum of emotions for me idk how to explain this like a sane person #in short this is like. the most fucking delulu i’ve ever been in my life 💀? or at least it feels like it... #😩 just one chance PLS!!! PLS I BEG!!!! :(( i’m so down bad it’s SO BAD #a very brainrot inducing man (the type i always fall for 😔?! started seeing the patterns hhhhh) #the amount of love my little body holds for him is insane 😷 (little in comparison to him btw... i’m generic female height 👾) #loving mingoo feels like a rainy night where you’re cuddling with your loved one under a blankie; about to fall asleep bc of how cozy u are #i wish words were enough to express how i feel about this man... but it really isn’t 😕! #he just means a lot to me okay? #he’s everything and beyond 💓 i love him like my whole life depends on it (although i’m like that for several people) #not my fault that my heart is so fucking big and it has separate places to store everyone i adore 💖 #happy bday babylove 🥺 i hope your day is filled with the happiest of moments and you can celebrate properly 💕 #it’s so sad that you’ll never know how much you mean to this random girl on the other side of the world :/ #i’m so done for aren’t i? took like 40 minutes to type and everything... sigh. i love him so bad </3

[thresholdbb]

Who is Chaotica’s manicurist?

#such a fancy boy!! #style icon chaotica #midnight cackling #star trek voyager #swear to god going back to work is gonna break me when will I have time to ponder life’s big questions when I leave my timeless void #this is what I chose to post instead of the extensive shattered essay in my drafts #one liners and lukewarm takes that make me laugh you’re welcome #chaotica is deffo on my cosplay list lmao #everyone’s like ARACHNIA and yes arachnia but have you considered chaotica #honestly my proton cosplay would be this Janeway not arachnia monochrome starfleet uniform with bandolier #oh man the cosplay list is so long you have no idea #did I say I’d relegate some of the lore drop to the personal blog I sure did and now look where we are #this has been the ranting of an insane person #we are not well here in the void #melts into oblivion

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

When the only emotion that doesn’t trigger your laughter response is genuine joy.

#Every time I laugh for the benefit of others’ social situations it feels like I’m getting punched in the stomach and it’s being forced out #But at the same time it’s automatic and I can’t really stop unless I’m ready to collapse of exhaustion (even in private!) #If I didn’t have as good a reputation as I do people would probably think I’m under the influence #Everyone thinks it’s “cute” instead of concerning because I’m a girl and girls are supposed to be giddy #No wonder I have such a strong diaphragm lmao #It’s from lmao… every day… all the time #vent tw #“If I were an animal I’d be an owl” No Tarrie you’d be a hyena #I actually do sound like a hyena

[ashen-laguz]

ya know I think one of my fave things about yuuya’s vibes is how he reads so strongly as ace to me and is still such an absolute Thot. Like the more you truly get to know him, the more proof I have to my conspiracy board that he is not just bi but bi-ace. And he is one of the only fictional characters who does not sacrifice his absolute Thottiness in that process

#hatoful boyfriend #yuuya #yuuya sakazaki #I remember once upon a time #I was really shy about the bi-ace headcanon #like I knew everyone was in agreement about yuuya being bi But #adding ace-headcanon on top of that for such a playboy archetype? #felt like I’d get laughed outta the fandom for that one #now I have stopped caring tho #I’m right about bi-ace yuuya #and I will subject everyone to this till the day I die #magical girl yoshi

[dark-elf-writes]

I would bark for:

Kakashi

Sakumo

Minato

Naruto

Gaara

Rasa

Kankuro

Baki

Shikaku

Shikamaru

Sai

inochi

Choza

Shibi

Shino

Kiba

Neji

Genma

Raidou

Hayate

Fugaku

Itachi

Sasuke

Madara

Izuna

Kagami

Hashirama

Tobirama

Orochimaru

Pain

Hidan

Deidara

Sasori

You’re right and you should say it tbh.

#the elf talks #naruto #the Uchihas would be so miffed they’re so far down I’m laughing #pull everyone and their fathers #to be fair I’d also bark for most of the girls too #I’d just never stop barking