#also florida!!!

[perfunctory-satisfaction]

when taylor said i was tame i was gentle till the circus life made me mean! when taylor said dont you worry folks we took out all her teeth!! when taylor said WHOS AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME!!! WHEN TAYLOR SAID WELL YOU SHOULD BE!!!!

#taylor swift #taylornation #tw taylor swift #please just save your ''she writes like a 5 year old 🤓👆'' comments for someone who gives a flying fuck because it aint me #we are lovers here if you wanna hate make your own post #okay but that one post thats like ' ''the asylum where they raised me'' girl you mean the christmas tree farm' nvnvndnkdjek #yeah thats funny #also 'we declared charlie puth should be a bigger artist' like girl what. what are you talking about lmfao #this is my post i can larp as a hater if i want to #the tortured poets department #ts tpd #whos afraid of little old me #bangerrrr i was like mildly iffy on it at first but its hands down one of my favs at this moment #also florida!!! #another banger indeed #ive been listening to the first half of the album cause my gf wants to listen to the second half together since we did with the first half #and theyre pretty much all bangers imo #just listen to the tortured poets department okay its really good

[tippifunandprose]

every time I read about this Disney vs DeSantis thing and the bit about how the agreement doesn't end “until 21 years after the death of the last survivor of the descendants of King Charles III, king of England" all I can think about is some bumbling caper where the Florida government repeatedly tries to assassinate the entire royal family just to spite Disney

#ron desantis #desantis #disney #disney vs desantis #royal family #king charles 3rd #royalty #king charles the third #current events #florida #for the purposes of this bit the Florida Republican's primary weapon is gators #trained gator snipers on every roof top #are those snipers who shoot out gators or gators that are snipers? you decide #would you not you pay to see a movie where a Florida gator chases King Charles through the palace? #you would #don't lie #anyway is Disney evil in many ways? yes #am I also hoping Disney DESTROYS DeSantis in this? also yes #king of england

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok that flips back and forth from Steve digging through his suitcase back to Eddie looking amused.

Eddie waits until Steve mutters ‘fuck’ to himself before addressing his audience. He says to the camera, “Stevie just realized that he didn’t bring a single pair of jeans on our visit to Wayne’s and he’s freaking out even though I brought two pairs that he is free to borrow.”

Steve gives Eddie the biggest bitch face and points out, “You brought skinny jeans, Eddie. I can’t wear those because you have beanpole legs and I have-“

“A fat ass?”

“Thick thighs.”

“Hmm, yeah, you do.”

#Eddie knew exactly how this conversation was going to go #he just wanted to objectify his husband #he also knows this is going to result in a trip to the mall and the only thing worse than Florida’s oppressive humidity is the mall #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[zetterbabe]

ride along with the cap

#aleksander barkov #florida panthers #matthew tkachuk #kind of #hockeyedit #hockey #nhl #these were nearly captioned matthew tkachuk: honky #also who would have guessed that matthew is one of those ppl who honks at people he knows? oh yes. everyone. #hockey stuff #my gifs

[everlastingrandom]

with the right planning and coordination, we could make omegaverse an official section on ron desantis’ Wikipedia page

#context: people are trying to goncharov desantis as being an omega who takes heat suppressants #< none of these words are in the Bible #this is the sacrifice that must be made to save florida #speaks #manifesting it but also. gotta makes memes about it

[drysaladandketchup]

Matthew Tkachuk Mic'd Up

FLA vs. WSH || Nov 8, 2023

(@mattatouile)

#hockey #nhl #matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #my edits #always a joy to hear him yammering away #also calling them 'baby' because matthew loves his boys

[molinaskies]

Fuck yeah

#sonic the hedgehog #google #video game characters #my boy is popular #also Florida wtf is going on with you #step it up #;)

[larsnicklas]

hair tuck tkachuk

#matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #nhl #hockey #meg.cats #meg.gif #meg.all #was literally taking a gif break today (my eyes </3) but then i was possessed by the NEED to gif matty hair tuck #also i'm not immune to a matthew hat trick in st. louis. u know.

[decolonize-the-left]

With pride coming up in the US again I wanted to say that the cops who "helped" with pride last year would happily arrest you this year.

For a lot of states who's reps signed off on anti-drag bills and trans bans over the last year this will be a reality.

Pride will be quieter this year.

This is why we don't have cops at pride. Pride was never safe and it never has been. Calls for it to be sanitized "for the children" were so misguided, for the same reason.

We get it. You had good intentions by asking for cops and wanting minors to be included.

But the consequence of that is that now we hear that same rhetoric being used to justify putting us back in the closet. Turns out that homonormative patriarchal society that we live in thinks queer ppl are disgusting perverts and not appropriate for children to be exposed to. Go figure.

We can't sanitize our movement for them. Lateral violence doesn't free any of us. And trying to include our oppressors in our liberation will never be a good idea because they will turn on us the moment they are able to and they'll use our own words against us.

No cops at pride.

#pride this year should also HEAVILY focus on spreading resources and mutual aid materials for queer ppl in states like Florida #it should be DEEPLY focused on organizing #pride #queer #two spirit

[tkachukisms]

when the hyperfixation fights back and suddenly you're reactivating the 2017 version of you against his will

#in order of appearance: #auston matthews #mitch marner #jack hughes #matthew tkachuk #brady tkachuk #nico hischier #sam bennett #sasha barkov #jake oettinger #luke hughes #quinn hughes #matt rempe #aaron ekblad #elias pettersson #jesus christ #florida panthers #just because theres an overall theme here. loosely. lol #that theme is theyre my best frienddsss :) #kiers.txt #walking into hkyblr with these images and a dream. quite frankly #OH ALSO #matthewsasha #1386 #1634 #loosely enough anywho

[canyousonicme]

Mother-Daughter shopping, in Ponds fashion: Amy Pond and Melody Pond/River Song, together again. [x]

#aksfhdukgr #Karen Gillan #Alex Kingston #The Ponds #Amy Pond #River Song #Doctor Who #WHAT I'M SO!!!! #Video #2023 #Clearly Promo for Their New Show #But Also Florida Con

[kabru-of-utaya]

uhmmmm various sketches from today of kabru and mithrun's intimacies with being life partners because they bring me such joy and I love them. thank you (as always, not ship art they're just some secret third thing, but take it as you will) and because I'm allergic to ever drawing them normally, once again these are all of them in my wife and i's Florida ecology modern AU. thank you [salute emoji]

#poses inspired by ones i found on pinterest. also. #mithrun #mithrun house of kerensil #mithrun dungeon meshi #kabru #kabru of utaya #kabru dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #my art #florida au #ecology au #i feel like the standing emoji

[chaoticace22]

hello fellow internet citizens how do we feel about 2024 so far?

#taylor swift #misha collins #donald trump #jo koy #golden globes #sag aftra #mat pat #our flag means death #south africa #palestine #miami #sonic #the mandalorian #tumblr live #tumblr news update #i personally just feel already tired #like getting rid of timblr live is only good news #and maybe sonic and paramore story #also florida did what?/

[zetterbabe]

chucky during fan appreciation night (04.13.24)

#matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #hockeyedit #nhledit #hockey #nhl #flashing gifs #the fact that they didn't show him taking off his jersey in any clips or on the broadcast is so lame #same with barky... JAIL #also sorry to the fan for the crop but like if that was me I would not want to be on gifs on tumblr? #hockey stuff #my gifs

[wittyworm]

Going to be making stickers and posters and spreading this around my town hopefully soon. the green square is going to have a QR code that will have a bunch of resources and ways to help. Iv gathered some of my own but if anyone has resources they think would be helpful or have suggestions on ways to best do this (its just me and my sister) id really appreciate the help.

#my art #landback #i hope this goes well #i want to sell these as stickers so others can spread these around with information as well and i want to donate that money #i also would be totally cool if people just printed these themselves to spread awareness no need for credit like #idk trying to figure out the best way to do this #ill post the version w the QR once i get all of the resources gathered #or if anyone has an already completed list that would be amazing! i want 2 be able 2 do this asap when the crazy tourist traffic comes thru #central florida you arent allowed to pretend nothing is happening anymore #free palestine #free congo #free all of us man im so sick of seeing indigenous people die over stupid shit. colonization in 2024 is fucking insane

[heyyouknowbts]

BTS as Florida man headlines, volume LVIII

BTS as Florida man masterlist

#can you believe it's been nearly a whole YEAR since I've done one of these??? #also can we talk about how that photo of namjoon is a meme on its own 😂 #bts #bangtan #bts memes #bts lq #bts funny #bts as florida man #bts as #incorrect bts quotes #bts meme #bts jin #bts rm #bts suga #bts j-hope #bts v #bts jimin #bts jungkook #taekook #jungkook #v #jimin #jin #suga #j-hope #rm #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #min yoongi #jung hoseok