Hello all so I believe I have confused you - I am committed to the following bits based on no facts whatsoever:
Quinn Hughes secretly hates Trevor Zegras and he won't come out and say it he's just passive aggressive and cunty
Luke Hughes is actually the depressed wet cat brother not Quinn
Jack Hughes is a pathological narcissist who needs 24/7 validation like others need air (<--- this one is probably true tho)
Oliver Ekman-Larsson has never done anything wrong in his life and is in fact an angel sent from heaven who will win the Norris right after Quinn Hughes
I will one day persish by being crushed between Sasha Barkov's tree trunk thighs
I am going to marry Travis Koneckny's wife
Brandon Tanev is my haunted goth girlfriend whomst I will cheat on Mrs. Koneckny with
Roman Josi belongs on some coin
Matthew Tkachuk is actually the least loved Tkachuk sibling but Keith is engaging in a battle of psychological warfare with Brady as a motivational tool to get his team into the playoffs.
Ellen Hughes in the greatest hockey player with the last name "Hughes" ever period full stop and deserves to be the next head coach of the NJ Devils.
shocked ultimate hockey nerd matthew tkachuk wasn't included in this challenge, guess that'd be unfair to everyone else, but his long-time apprentice was:
NHL JERSEY NUMBERS QUIZ!! play along:
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winner:
runner-up and winner are so completely unsurprising lmao. hockey nerd families amirite