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Hello all so I believe I have confused you - I am committed to the following bits based on no facts whatsoever:
Quinn Hughes secretly hates Trevor Zegras and he won't come out and say it he's just passive aggressive and cunty
Luke Hughes is actually the depressed wet cat brother not Quinn
Jack Hughes is a pathological narcissist who needs 24/7 validation like others need air (<--- this one is probably true tho)
Oliver Ekman-Larsson has never done anything wrong in his life and is in fact an angel sent from heaven who will win the Norris right after Quinn Hughes
I will one day persish by being crushed between Sasha Barkov's tree trunk thighs
I am going to marry Travis Koneckny's wife
Brandon Tanev is my haunted goth girlfriend whomst I will cheat on Mrs. Koneckny with
Roman Josi belongs on some coin
Matthew Tkachuk is actually the least loved Tkachuk sibling but Keith is engaging in a battle of psychological warfare with Brady as a motivational tool to get his team into the playoffs.
Ellen Hughes in the greatest hockey player with the last name "Hughes" ever period full stop and deserves to be the next head coach of the NJ Devils.
I do hope I have cleared this up .
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sashabarkovonly 3 days
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The things i'm feeling.. Unexplainable 馃サ馃
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larsnicklas 4 days
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something about a captain and his alternate (x)
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annieqattheperipheral 1 month
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shocked ultimate hockey nerd matthew tkachuk wasn't included in this challenge, guess that'd be unfair to everyone else, but his long-time apprentice was:
NHL JERSEY NUMBERS QUIZ!! play along:
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winner:
runner-up and winner are so completely unsurprising lmao. hockey nerd families amirite
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zetterbabe 1 month
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The NHL Number Quiz
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dumbasssportsboys 4 months
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nhl and reductress headlines [18/???]
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tkachukapologist 4 months
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matthew tkachuk watches aleksander barkov defending him from the the bad boy box (01.06.24)
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sergeifyodorov 5 months
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a full quarter of active nhl captains are virgos btw... very diverse cast.
sasha barkov (charming little guy)
jordan staal (possibly homophobic)
anze kopitar (extremely chill)
brayden schenn (ex-flyer)
john tavares (the most "i am pretending to be boring so you don't ask questions" ass freak on the planet)
alex ovechkin (you all know who he is.)
brady tkachuk (brady tkachuk)
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fannyyann 5 months
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for @justshellies
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c4tth3w 11 months
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barky talking about how amazing matthew is and then getting shy afterwards <3
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torontoicehounds 24 days
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Sasha Barkov | Panthers@Leafs 04.01.24
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muppetjohntavares 1 month
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Bark Bark Barkov 馃悤
(Picture credit to Eliot J. Schechter, cats portrait whiz)
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doubleminor 1 year
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matthew tkachuk scores the OTGWG in game 5! fla v bos ; apr. 26, 2023 round 1, game 5, scp 2023
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zetterbabe 3 months
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frustrated (02.08.24)
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avareadsthings 1 month
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me when a family member meets five florida panthers (excluding barky, verhaeghe, and gadjovich)
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