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hockeynats · 3 days
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Absolutely impeccable choice of words in this headline
("NHL: Strong Stützle tops Draisaitl")
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larsnicklas · 2 months
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gavin giroux mic'd up | via Senators
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shocked ultimate hockey nerd matthew tkachuk wasn't included in this challenge, guess that'd be unfair to everyone else, but his long-time apprentice was:
NHL JERSEY NUMBERS QUIZ!! play along:
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winner:
runner-up and winner are so completely unsurprising lmao. hockey nerd families amirite
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zetterbabe · 15 days
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The NHL Number Quiz
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tkachunk · 2 months
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a wave to the moms after sunday's win
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lavendergiroux · 12 days
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i was dying to see what tim’s face looked like after the epic hug yesterday afternoon and well i’m so fkn glad i found this.
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mico-evelyn2 · 2 months
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ice hockey as random screenshots [part 2]
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jimothystu · 13 days
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Brady and Timmy are still in love if anyone cares
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soyouwinagain · 3 months
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tim stützle getting ready | oilers vs sens | 6 january 2024
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tofumilanesa · 9 months
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Thank you for all your skating posts! As someone who recently got into both hockey and figure skating they’re super interesting to me. I was wondering if your skating knowledge can provide any insight as to why Tim Stützle is always getting checked a zillion feet in the air and falling over immediately?
can i just say that first of all, having a reason to google "tim stützle falling over" and then watch each clip very carefully over and over is SO fun... this is my NHL's Funniest Home Videos, this is my Most Extreme Challenge, this is my Wipeout
anyway it actually didn't take that much care because he skates like a dingus. but i watched the clips 83798 anyway and then i sent them to all my friends and i said look at this. did you see it?? have you considered this??
for comparison here's an alex ovechkin going underneath a dude because he's so scrunched up into a little ball that it's really hard to truly throw him off a path:
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and then. and then we have timmy stu:
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he literally just roves around completely straight legged, 10000 ft tall, and then gets killed if anyone so much as breathes on him
here he is below skating around and somehow not bending his legs a single time. i don't know if he even knows he HAS legs to be completely honest. he skates like a barbie doll. he has the structural qualities of a thing made of toothpicks and marshmallows
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his style is a lot like leon draisaitl, with the awkwardly straight legs and just sort of folding over at the hips so the stick touches the ice? neither of them has anyyy stability in their legs whatsoever. they can't really absorb shock, and their center of balance is sort of like floating in mid air.
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i feel like w him i come back to the idea that like.... if you're on ice, your feet aren't really experiencing friction in the same way that they would on normal land, so the Guy Standing There position makes you really vulnerable? and the farther your feet and head are from each other, the more you'll tend to kind of fling your feet out from under you if your upper body moves too much. (or just gets bonked) (even very lightly lol)
he is literally the poster child of That's A Stick Wearing An Ice Skate imo
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he's literally so funny..... like where draisaitl is usually Visibly Tense and Trying Really Hard to use his upper body to control his legs, timmy stu is just like.... fucking nah dude. that's a lot of work. time to get out there and display the core strength of one of those flappy guys at the auto dealership. :) time 2 let my feet get flung out from under me bc i got a little spooked by a guy and i forgot i still have four limbs :)
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i literally don't have anything say here about the skating but i just laughed SOOOOO hard. tim blatantly grabbing willy just to hold himself up while he turned around.... willy immediately getting the whistle blown on him for Bothering That Poor Little Boy.... the look of like WOE..... I HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY THE CÜRSÉD BOY AGAIN
anyway here's a montage of images that i think are relevant. or not. idk
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sincerelymarner · 3 months
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hockey players + textposts i’ve reblogged recently
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oeldeservesthenorris · 2 months
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Nah but who voted to punch Rasmus Dahlin, Roman Josi, Tim Stutzle, Jeff Skinner??!! Show yourselves, cowards.
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minisodapucks · 11 months
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honestly at this point you could present me with just about any boy and say, "look. he plays hockey. he loves his team. he tries his best. here are some other things about him." and i'll go, "alright, thank you, i'll be keeping him"
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sirjaybobobka · 6 months
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"average nhl hockey player falls 3 times per game" factoid actualy just statistical error. average nhl hockey player falls 0 times per game. Jimmy Stu, who has the structural integrity of gelatin and falls more than 3,000 times per game, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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tkachunk · 7 days
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Please tell me you saw Timmy being a loser and spraying himself in the face with the water bottle
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claude isn't laughing because he knows tim is going to get pissy with him if he does
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lavendergiroux · 2 months
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seems natural. <3 i love them more than anything.
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