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tippifunandprose · 1 year

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every time I read about this Disney vs DeSantis thing and the bit about how the agreement doesn't end “until 21 years after the death of the last survivor of the descendants of King Charles III, king of England" all I can think about is some bumbling caper where the Florida government repeatedly tries to assassinate the entire royal family just to spite Disney

#ron desantis #desantis #disney #disney vs desantis #royal family #king charles 3rd #royalty #king charles the third #current events #florida #for the purposes of this bit the Florida Republican's primary weapon is gators #trained gator snipers on every roof top #are those snipers who shoot out gators or gators that are snipers? you decide #would you not you pay to see a movie where a Florida gator chases King Charles through the palace?#you would #don't lie #anyway is Disney evil in many ways? yes #am I also hoping Disney DESTROYS DeSantis in this? also yes #king of england

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darkblueboxs · 2 years

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Ongoing list of absolute shit we’re being put through for the sake of the parasite’s funeral:

-Shops, supermarkets, takeaways, restaurants, food banks (fucking FOOD BANKS) will shut. if Monday is your grocery shop day prepare to starve

-you have a non essential medical appointment that you’ve waited months/years for? Think again!

-did I mention food banks shutting? The things fucking starving people rely on to eat? Food banks?

- still have to go to work and rely on public transport? Uhhhhhh good luck with that

- if you’re supposed to be staying at a holiday resort like centre parks they will just… kick you out so they can shut.

- standing in the wrong place with a blank sign will now get you arrested, apparently

- fucking. The richest parasite in the commonwealth and we are shutting FOOD BANKS in her honour. FOOD BANKS-

-its been said before and not to labour the point but. People are going to freeze this winter because they’re unable to pay heating bills. People are going to DIE. Could we possibly spend this funeral money on them instead? n o p e

- oh at least when Charles gets all the queen’s money he’ll give back to the economy by paying inheritance tax on it- HA. HA HA. AND, IF I MAY ADD, HA.

-no, the multimillionaires will not be paying inheritance tax. They worked very hard to ensure that.

-F O O D. B A N K S.

#queen elizabeth #u.k. politics #king charles the third #i am. angry.

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wolfbrotherzach · 2 years

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I’m not sure which potentiality I find funnier: King Charles dying a few days into Truss’ successors term as PM, or the PM position changing hands so many times that Charles breaks his mothers record within the space of a year as king.

#king charles the third #liz truss #UK #england #uk politics

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thedeadtravelfast · 2 years

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Everybody @ Christopher Eccleston's publicist rn:

#he's waited so long for this moment let him have it #christopher eccleston #fuck the queen #queen elizabth #queen elizabeth ii #elizabeth windsor #the queen #the queen of england #uk politics #uk royal family #uk royalty #british royal family #british royalty #british politics #prince charles #king charles the third #king charles iii #king charles #king charles uk

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loz37 · 1 year

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This joke will never rget old to me.

Shame it's a waste of taxpayers money when we could do with a minimum wage increase.

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thesixthduke · 1 year

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#country house #cottage #english country style #english country house #coronation #king charles the third #king charles iii #higginsandcole #architecture #preppy #england

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hrh-princessanne · 10 months

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The Princess Royal, Senior Colonel of the Household Division, attends the traditional Beating Retreat ceremony || 6 June 2023

#her in uniform i swear 🥵🥵#badass princess #colonel anne #princess anne #britishroyalfamily #brf #princess royal #her smile ❤️❤️#princessanne #ray of sunshine #i love her sm #king charles the third

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1shadowhole · 1 year

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Kinda disappointed that Arthur didn't burst in during the coronation to take his rightful place ngl ngl.

#i speak #merlin #merthur #arthur #coronation #king charles the third #bbc arthur #bbc merlin

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ottosump · 2 years

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British coins showing the succession of Royalty from James I to Charles III. Before Oliver Cromwell, the profile on the coin could be facing either way but after Charles II each monarch would face towards the previous monarch. It is said that Edward VIII wanted his profile the other way to show off the parting of his hair. As he abdicated, the coins were never officially issued and the tradition continued. As good coins were never withdrawn from circulation, you could often have a set of royal lineage in your pocket. In 1971 the coins became decimalised and all old coins were withdrawn.

#house of windsor #house of hanover #house of stuart #british coins #queen elizabeth ii #king charles the third

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aworldofpattern · 1 year

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Bhutan's King Jigme Khesar & Queen Jetsuan Pema at the Coronation of King Charles III

#coronation #king charles iii #king charles the third #king charles coronation #fashion #textiles #traditional dress #traditional textiles #bhutan #King Jigme Khesar #Queen Jetsuan Pema #pattern #surface pattern #print #textile design #printed textiles

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wolfbrotherzach · 3 months

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Mark your calendars, everybody.

#king charles the third #british royal family #charles iii

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salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds · 2 years

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#dank memes #funny post #meme #dank #silly #dark humor #funny #funny pics #funny pictures #dankest memes #humor #memes #comedy #politics #news #King Charles the third #queen elizabeth the queen mother

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violent-femmess · 11 months

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imagine if we put the kings coronation money towards fixing food poverty in the UK, the cost of the queens funeral + the coronation is enough to solve the child food poverty crisis in the UK but instead tax payers money was wasted on a dead woman and a dying princess in a golden fucking cart. the potholes in the road were temporarily filled with sand because they "didnt have the funds" because apparently £100 MILLION POUNDS of TAXPAYERS MONEY is better spent on a cunt in a cart than itd be if it was spent on fixing our roads for our safety or saving children in poverty from dying due to malnutrition, they wont get a fucking gold cart, they wont even get their gcses because the government DONT CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE THEY CARE ABOUT THE PROFIT.

THEY DO NOT CARE IF WE DIE AS LONG AS THEY ARE LIVING IN LUXURY