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I'm so glad that y'all are so into Monkey Man and the badass hijra priestess army, but friendly reminder that hijra are NOT trans women. Hijra are their own distinct gender; trans women are women. India has both :)

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im not being funny but artistry will save your life. music, painting, pottery, writing, carving, weaving, the act of creating will save you.

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I’m not a real person btw I only exist on tumblr

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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

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#i just recently found out my family is manitoba cree and we are part of a band and have sued the gvmt multiple times #well not WE as in the family in the area we always thought we were just metis but nah apparently like 3 quarters of the fam is cree #we just never got into contact with them #and we are eligible for like 20k a year to distribute amongst ourselves as well as help with funding for school starting a business etc #pretty cool!! #my uncle got into contact with some of the cousins to get all of the documentation we needed to get full status cause we are non status atm #and she got him into contact with the rest of the family #the family we know of are all from saskatchewan thats where a lot of our relatives were born so thats where he was looking #so its pretty wild to find out that actually the bit of family we know of is just a small handful of relatives #and that the majority of relatives are cree and living on a reservation in manitoba and have like really deep ties with our family history #i literally didnt know anything about my family except that my great grandma died of cancer and that i have a great uncle #or rather HAD a great uncle in manitoba that just never stayed in contact with the family anywhere in the country right up until he died #which was like last year thats my uncles uncle so i think thats what motivated him to start doing all this digging now #anyways fun fact about me i guess lol #just rambling #dont mind me

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#ITS SO TRUE

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sorry I can’t be in a situationship. I want to eat each others souls

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visual by zayn alarbi, words by ibrahim nasrallah

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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It's so funny to me that it's possible to have verbal misunderstandings with animals.

This morning I made Ripley (a parrot) a foraging toy, as I often do before I leave for work, by putting a bunch of paper shreds in an old tea box with some peanuts and dried cherries. He hadn't touched it by the time I came home so when he was wandering around the living room restlessly looking for something to do I picked up the box and told him "hey, there's a peanut in here. You can get it out" and then I went back to my office.

After a couple minutes, he walked through the kitchen to where I was sitting at my desk and looked up at me and whispered "I get peanut?"

I said, "Buddy. I think you misunderstood me. The peanut is still in the box."

He tapped his beak on the floor, said "oh" in a really disappointed tone, and then helpfully suggested, "I step up get a peanut?"

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#actually this is the time of year when the lesbian hunter does the majority of her hunting #because the lesbians are visible :>

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elijah wood as bacchus at 2004 mardi gras. if you care

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fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

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being a little kid was so funny bc you could literally just say somethint like “I think everybody should get along and share :-)” and all the adults in your life would go oh GODDDD STUUUPIIIIDD!!!!!!!! STUPID FUCKING KID ALERT!! Don’t uou know when you grow up you have to face the Government Mandated 100000 Wild boar Attack