#all made by moi

[liv45no]

Percy: yo why didn’t you tell Chiron about Clari-

Luke:

Percy waiting during CTF

Grover: 🎶oh golly the road’s getting bumpy🎶

Annabeth & Percy:

Percy: she met a pinecone’s fate

Annabeth:

Luke acting shocked when Percy says Clarisse stole the bolt

The gods when someone mentions how badly they screwed up with their kids

Clarisse: how the hell did you kill that Minotaur you lil shit

Percy:

Annabeth from afar seeing Luke pulling out a sword at Percy

Percy coming out of the river after bluntly jumping to death

#pjo #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #clarisse la rue #luke castellan #hermes #zeus pjo #percabeth #percy jackson memes #all made by moi

[sleepybeeonarose]

#they're all cinnamon rolls #jiang yanli #lan sizhui #ouyang zizhen #mdzs #cql #untamed #cql meme #mdzs meme #made by moi #mo dao zu shi

[toxictranny]

the club?! i should be in your basement, stripped naked and chained to a wall.

🕸️🕷️

theythemtheirs

#intersex nsft #cnc stalking #r4p3b4it #trans nsft #r4p3 kink #cnc k!nk #‘send me $2 and i’ll rate ur dick’ was the caption i used on my first ever nsftumblr post #i think about it all the time … no clue how much i made but it was a healthy chunk for sure #those were the days </3 was a zoomed in pic of my whole shebang. twig and the berries #one of my best posts actually but NOWWW oh heaven forbid u post a nipple #moi

[pinkhysteria]

watching the cracks in the duos is so. cameron throwing red under the bus the second he sees fire, jared's obvious itch to establish himself outside his mother's shadow and him being her blindspot, blue shedding previously passive gameplay due to jared's behavior but jared still trusting her because he still sees her as "the dumbest person in the house", america and cory having a million game incompatibilities and tension to navigate whenever they're not laid up on each other... then ofc there's izzy, forever loyal. 💀

#bb25 #when the friendship/family/humanity of it all conflicts with and blurs the path to 750k and vice versa. 🥰 #a season made for moi fr.

[apollo-cackling]

“[...] But it was only an issue of power, wasn’t it?” he said, more to himself than to the man who shared the fire. “There are no lessons worthy enough for a noble to heed. I look back on my years within that twisted, hungry company—I look back on that life now, Coll, and I see it wasn’t a life at all.” He was silent for a time, then a slow smile curved his mouth and his gaze swung to Coll. “Since I walked away from the Malazan Empire, and severed once and for all the dubious privileges of my noble blood, damn, I’ve never felt so alive. It was never a life before, only the palest shadow of what I’ve now found. Is that a truth most of us are too frightened to face?” Coll grunted. “I’m not the sharpest man you’ll meet, Paran, and your thoughts are running a touch too deep for me. But if I understand you right, you’re sitting there looking at a chopped-up old fool of a man and you’re telling him he’s alive. Right now. As alive as can be. And whatever he betrayed back then, it wasn’t life, was it?” “You tell me, Coll.” The man grimaced and ran a hand through his thinning hair. “The thing is, I want it back. I want it all back.” Paran burst out laughing, and continued to laugh until sharp pains cramped his stomach. Coll sat watching him, then a low, rumbling chuckle rose from his chest. He reached back, retrieved a handful of sticks and tossed them into the fire, one at a time. “Well, dammit, Paran,” he said, amused lines crinkling around his eyes, “you’ve come out of the blue like a god-sent bolt of lightning. And I appreciate it. I appreciate it more than you’ll ever know.” Paran wiped tears from his eyes. “Hood’s Breath,” he said. “Just one War Mule talking to another, right?” “I guess so, Paran. Now, if you’ll look in that pack of mine, you’ll find a jug of Worrytown wine. Its vintage is about a week.” The captain rose. “Meaning?” “Meaning it’s running out of time.”

suddenly remembered one of my favourite parts of GotM

#my rambles #the book doesn't have any of the standout moments like felisin/duiker/icarium and mappo in DG or itkovian/toc/tool in MoI but #idk it still has its moments it's not the book that made me fall in love with the series but you can already see the hints of what's to com #malazan #the book's so rewarding to reread - even when all I've read after it was half of DG rereading snippets with a better picture of things #was so fucking cool #I love the warmth + compassion the books have like yea some truly awful things happen in these books but #this scene #mappo and icarium. that small *tiny* moment of kindness from the Kherahn Dhobri ('it is too much') #hell even that one small moment of catharsis between heboric and felisin in DG #the grey swords in MoI (and itkovian in specific). toc and tool. silverfox. the mhybe #brutal things happen in this series but idk man. never in a thousand years could I call it bleak #10n

[tiredguyswag]

thought you'd appreciate the discourse you've brought up in the polycule

if jackie burned the kitchen down then how did i make the cookies. did they materialise from thin air? i think i could pull that off. or did jackie burn the kitchen down AFTER i made them. do i really want the cookies to fuck my wife? much 2 think about

#asking moi #the cookie chronicles #“you’re the one who made the cookies you should know what happened” I lack any and all situational awareness #i appreciate this very much thank you. always striving to be the starter of discourse

[sleepinginmygrave]

aww don’t cry i would eat your crêpes <3

HGHGHHH I LOVE YOU<33333

#but i spilled all the dough i could have made so much more :(( #ily<333 #i had to clean all the dough and it was horrible like the feeling on my hand i'm guhgelflfhlflg #horrible #and my dad put the dough in a closed bowl in the fridge i hate it the smell is horrible idk why he did that #and because he putted it in such a small bowl i spilled it :(( #if it was still in the big ceramic bowl it would have been to heavy for me to SPILL IT while i just made a harsh movement #with my hand #anyway #why am i renting about that in the tag 😔😔😔😔 #kat 💌🪐🦋<333 #ask #moi

[oldyears]

cried real bad from a romance novel (to be fair, it was decent) and then felt bad for being emotional and yearning too much that i went straight to the gym after finishing it

#like come on. the guy made surveys for their dates and acknowledged that love is work and is found in the mundane #u give me all that and expect me not to yearn? #also about to get my period next week #so like. hehe #moi

[driftwooddestiel]

what learning about better call saul does to an mf

#important to note this scene is not at all referring to better call saul in context. better call saul did not exist when this was made #idk what bcs is being referred to but idc. anyway source of this video is cosmo: the quest . dont judge me for watching it i have my reason #i swear #better call saul #bcs #captions added by moi 👍 #video

[liv45no]

Lily, Marlene & Dorcas as things get

Sirius and Remus on Halloween

Sirius @ the portraits at Grimauld place

Remus: *breathes*

Sirius:

a throwout of marauders memes for your entertainment

#all made by moi #the marauders #the marauders era #atyd #all the young dudes #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #lily evans #dorcas meadows #marlene mckinnon #jily #jegulus #wolfstar #marlene x dorcas #marauders memes

[maccharliedennis]

Tumblr users watching DTAMHD

#moi #iasip #dtamhd #im fine........ #i just dont understnad why ppl who worked on the show hyped it all up like that....... #like what part of that was SUPER AMAZING acting from glenn......... #why part of that “made you feel for dennis”...... #whyyyyyyyyyy #im unhappy #i guess im gonna sleep for the rest of my miserable disgusting slimey life

[ben-the-hyena]

It's funny how I see a lot shitting on the King of All Cosmos for being the worst father ever but never anyone shitting on the Queen of All Cosmos

Because yes she loves her son as much as her husband does and her description says she is very proud of him, support him behind the scenes and is concerned about him, and she doesn't punish him or insult him like he does when he fails

But she still can be very demanding and critical when he fails rolling up enough people in We ♡ Katamari and it seems like she too thinks maybe too much about fans and their requests like "Oh hon, I can't say I'm thrilled. It's not nice. Make sure you roll everyone up next time, OK?", "Roll in more fans, for Cosmos' sake!! Names of the crew? I certainly don't want to see those. This is a game, after all. Amuse us!", "I'm a little disappointed. What do you think you're doing, refusing to roll up these poor people? It's boring to just have the credits!", "Everyone seemed to enjoy being rolled into a Katamari, but... There must be more Katamari fans around somewhere! Don't just believe what's in front of your eyes!". And if you do reach the maximum she says "All the fans look so happy ♥️ They're all rolled up in a Katamari, after all. That was another one of my ideas. Isn't it dreamy?" implying fulfilling all these requests may be her idea she inspired the King to have all along ! She may support her child, she is still all for him to reach excellence and will be critical if he doesn't (Asian parenting am I rite ?)

And she seems like an airhead. She does nothing when her husband is an ass to the Prince, but one could say that either she is not aware or that she always makes him pay after for hurting her baby (I mean he canonically IS afraid of her when she is angry so it means she has a temper and does not hesitate to stand up to him when she thinks he does shit). However, supposing she doesn't know, it would mean she is unaware of the obvious, and if she knows but since we see she is as demanding as her husband to her 5 cm tall son when it comes to rolling it means she could also approve or be like "none of my business" about the punishments

But that's not all when I say she is an airhead. She is also accidentally innocently neglectful. The whole plot of Katamari Forever is she doesn't notice all the danger happening to her son and his cousins because she is busier tending to her comatose then amnesiac husband and she doesn't even notice they built the Roboking to replace him nor that he goes on a rampage and she forgets where her son is or about him quite a lot

And the plot of Katamari Online is how she and the King accidentally unplug a black hole and flee à la "UH WE DIDN'T DO IT LET'S LET OTHERS FIX" leaving the Prince and his cousins do it while they could fix it better like cowards or people who didn't want to ruin their vacations when they knew the kids could do it anyway (STILL)

She always has her priorities straight it seems !

I doubt it is malicious, she just seems... forgetful, easily distracted, with a touch of being irresponsible like her husband

We see also she is clumsy since she often trips and spills her cookies and when she was a teenager she met her future husband because she was late at school because she was too busy enjoying herself eating bread. So easily distracted not paying attention to what goes on around her (do maybe she is not an airhead which can be pejorative but just has a form of ADHD ?) and a touch of only wanting to have fun, being a better wife than a mother as much as qhe loves her baby and is relatively better and kinder with him than his dad and could potentially, for what we know, be mad as fuck against her husband if he goes too far (or physical, maybe she is fine if it is verbal but physical she goes into Mama Bear mode)

Speaking of her teenhood... she was a teenager, and yet seemed to live on her own. She had her own cottage, we never see her family or hear about them, in fact all the cousins are on the King's side, and as soon as the Emperor accepted her she went to live with them in the castle

So either she was an orphan who did her best on her own not knowing how it is to be raised and so had a hard time repeating it, or she had parents who gave 0 shit about her and never visited and essentially abandonned her there never coming back and only sending her a postcard for her birthday and Christmas (like Soos' dad or Lola's mom) and potentially never even knowing she married into royalty and had a kid and keep sending postcards to her old address not knowing or caring if she reads them anymore or not, so while trying to be and IS much better than them she can't help but but repeat the neglect she had to a lesser extent the same way the King repeats to a lesser extent the harsh education he had. She is a free spirit and knows how to have fun and cook and do chores by herself which habits she kept evn as a queen probably after years of taking care of herself, but she also lacked an adult guidance to help her mature in some topics so she can be irresponsible for other topics notably motherhood which she hardly experienced and just like how he wants to catch up all the free and fun time he lacked growing up she just goes on living by her rules à la "WOO NO PARENTS I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT" (probably developped as a coping mechanism not to feel sad and alone) forgetting she IS the parent now. And both wanting to spend time together plus how she may want to make sure her son is capable and independant to live on his own like she was so can be exigent because we never know if one day he will be an orphan like she was or just thinks that would be a good experience to be an adult so she agrees with her husband letting him do it all himself if it is doable indeed

As for supporting her husband with his will to fulfill all fans requests, could be because she herself is supportive in his dream to be loved since she met him when he was very lonely and feeling unloved and doesn't think it isn't the mature way. Both of them are essentially still teenagers in their head who do stuff because "OMG THAT'S SO COOL"

And they rule the universe lmao help

So in conclusion : she was neglected or orphaned (I will go with neglected, that's why she has a roof over her head), repeats it accidentally at times on her own son not helped with her being easily distracted and focused or unfocused and forgetful which could be because of ADHD, wants her son to best himself always more to make sure he is independant like she grew to be and will be a good king like his dad, and just like the latter is essentiallty a better spousr than parent as much as she means well and loves the Prince so much

#they are made for each other they share one brain cel #lol #psychology #when they were young #queen of all cosmos #katamari #them bastards ! #prince of all cosmos #king of all cosmos #family #parents and children #i ship it ! #love is here #moi

[labyrynth]

honest to god just had someone tell me, an asexual, that asexual people can’t have sex.

if they have sex and don’t hate it, they’re either not asexual, or they’re committing borderline rape, or engaging in self harm. (or maybe it was supposed to be “self rape”? they weren’t making a lot of sense.)

they also said that if you’re not sexually attracted to them, having sex with someone you love is “using their body” and is “just masturbating with someone else’s body”

while on the other hand, if you’re only sexually attracted to someone, and you just wanna fuck ‘em and dump ‘em, that’s perfectly fine, and is NOT “masturbating with someone else’s body”

un fucking real

edit:

terfs/radf.ems/“gen.der cri.tical” keep your nasty claws off

#moi #idk what the fuck they’re on but it’s some kind of weird counterrational rad//fem bullshit #they were getting real big mad at the idea that some people aren’t all that into sex #but they’ll have sex anyway if their partner is into jt #like #that’s not a bad thing #if they’re forcing themself to do it that’s not good #but they don’t HAVE to force themselves #they can just want to do something nice for their partner #like how people generally don’t share every single one of their interests #but in a loving relationship #so long as it isn’t uncomfortable or upsetting #each partner will try to engage in some of their partners interests and tastes #suppose one partner doesn’t like spicy food while the other loves it #it’s okay if one of them doesn’t get a whole lot of joy out of a restaurant that serves spicy food on their own #but that doesn’t mean that they don’t enjoy that it’s made their partner happy #vicarious happiness is a thing #it’s a VERY big thing for humans actually. we do nice things for each other because it makes US feel nice too.

[cthulhubrain]

wait

listening to the scott summers episode of Connor’s podcast “Cerebro”, with Jay Edidin, ... two years late, but I’m doing it, it’s fine.

Connor: “... as someone who cares deeply about Madelyne Pryor, and I said ‘Oh my god, he took it literally’.” Jay: “Yeah,...”

wait.

WAIT A SECOND. Madelyne’s “you walk out that door, don’t think about coming back” wasn’t supposed to be taken literally? 

THIS

isn’t SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY?

WAT.

WAT???

#madelyne pryor #scott summers #xfactor #xmen #hey remember that earlier post i made about how i'm realizing i am in fact not the best at reading social cues? #*gestures wildly* #HUH #i don't know what to make of this interpretation #how. #how do you not mean that literally #i know heat of the moment emotions and all that jazz #but still #supertalk #just add things #I GUESS #moi #tagging for my inability to social cue i guess #>:I

[ellayuki]

so, among other things, i went to a BookFest yesterday, and while i didn't splurge like i normally would, i did buy the following books:

and honestly, i don't know if i wanna start the Crooked Saints one first, or the Witcher ones (especially since i flipped through one of them and saw that Jaskier's name is actually Jaskier, and not Dandelion like in the English version)

so yeah, anyway, i have important decisions to make 😅

#the witcher #All the Crooked Saints #Maggie Stifvater #Fangirl #Rainbow Rowell #by moi #please don't mind me #because i made poor footwear decisions yesterday #and now i am regreting my life choices #so i need a tiny distraction #so yeah

[stjohnstarling]

Alright, so: I want to explain a little more about this connection between the Twilight fandom, Fifty Shades of Grey, and seemingly, the self-publishing industry as a whole. It's a lot, so I'm going to have to chip away at it a bit at a time, and I think the best place to start is by describing the scene in late 2000s Twilight fandom.

In 2009, Twilight was one of the biggest fandoms in the world, although it was nearly invisible to outsiders because it

Was about a straight couple, while most other fandoms were predominantly gay, and

Was conducted almost entirely on fanfiction.net among a group of people who had little other background in fandom. (x)

That meant for many Twilight fans, Twilight was fandom. It was all they knew, and many had no path out. That also made it a corked champagne bottle with the pressure building.

Because of these community dynamics and the declining quality of the Twilight books themselves, Twilight fanfiction evolved to be mostly AUs so alternate they were more-or-less original romance novels that used Bella and Edward as broad character templates. (x)

Seriously, Twilight fandom got really crazy big for a few years there. It was not totally uncommon to get multi-million clicks on a semi-popular story. It's weird looking back on it and calling it "Twilight fandom" because it was really more like "Romance Novel fandom". For real, for a period there, calling a Twilight fanfic author a 'Twilight fan' would be the ultimate insult. But they never stopped writing about Edward and Bella! It's so weird. (x)

If you were in 2000s era fandom, you're probably aware of the phenomenon of Big Name Fans and the various social-climbing dynamics that happened around them. The Twilight fandom took this social power game another level:

This wasn't even just an author thing. There were Big Name Authors (BNAs) but there were also Big Name Readers. These were basically like... full-time rabid fans of a BNA. They devoted so much of their time to helping out the BNAs, reviewing their chapters, making them fanart, promoting their fics, kissing their asses with cringe-worthy intensity, you name it. Which is why you saw what looked like BNAs having 'employees', such as Moi, tby789's Director of Marketing. (x)

It became apparent that these power games weren't just for fandom clout. The fandom was proving that that social power could be translated into real-world dollars. You see, the Twilight fandom used to organize charity auctions where big name authors would auction off custom fanfiction, and the money generated was substantial:

Mostly authors would auction off stories. So if you donated in my name, I'd write you 10,000 words of porn in my Tattward universe, or something new, etc. That's how it worked. The 2009 auction raised $80,000. The 2010 auction raised $140,000. The 2011 auction raised $20,00. [NOTE: this is likely a typo] (x)

A lot of these dynamics were not unique to the Twilight fandom, but it was the combination that created a perfect storm of opportunism. This would end up changing not just fandom dynamics but the publishing industry as a whole.

#original post #fifty shades liveblog #Working on the rest of this #Part one of not sure how many