#fifty shades liveblog

[stjohnstarling]

Alright, so: I want to explain a little more about this connection between the Twilight fandom, Fifty Shades of Grey, and seemingly, the self-publishing industry as a whole. It's a lot, so I'm going to have to chip away at it a bit at a time, and I think the best place to start is by describing the scene in late 2000s Twilight fandom.

In 2009, Twilight was one of the biggest fandoms in the world, although it was nearly invisible to outsiders because it

Was about a straight couple, while most other fandoms were predominantly gay, and

Was conducted almost entirely on fanfiction.net among a group of people who had little other background in fandom. (x)

That meant for many Twilight fans, Twilight was fandom. It was all they knew, and many had no path out. That also made it a corked champagne bottle with the pressure building.

Because of these community dynamics and the declining quality of the Twilight books themselves, Twilight fanfiction evolved to be mostly AUs so alternate they were more-or-less original romance novels that used Bella and Edward as broad character templates. (x)

Seriously, Twilight fandom got really crazy big for a few years there. It was not totally uncommon to get multi-million clicks on a semi-popular story. It's weird looking back on it and calling it "Twilight fandom" because it was really more like "Romance Novel fandom". For real, for a period there, calling a Twilight fanfic author a 'Twilight fan' would be the ultimate insult. But they never stopped writing about Edward and Bella! It's so weird. (x)

If you were in 2000s era fandom, you're probably aware of the phenomenon of Big Name Fans and the various social-climbing dynamics that happened around them. The Twilight fandom took this social power game another level:

This wasn't even just an author thing. There were Big Name Authors (BNAs) but there were also Big Name Readers. These were basically like... full-time rabid fans of a BNA. They devoted so much of their time to helping out the BNAs, reviewing their chapters, making them fanart, promoting their fics, kissing their asses with cringe-worthy intensity, you name it. Which is why you saw what looked like BNAs having 'employees', such as Moi, tby789's Director of Marketing. (x)

It became apparent that these power games weren't just for fandom clout. The fandom was proving that that social power could be translated into real-world dollars. You see, the Twilight fandom used to organize charity auctions where big name authors would auction off custom fanfiction, and the money generated was substantial:

Mostly authors would auction off stories. So if you donated in my name, I'd write you 10,000 words of porn in my Tattward universe, or something new, etc. That's how it worked. The 2009 auction raised $80,000. The 2010 auction raised $140,000. The 2011 auction raised $20,00. [NOTE: this is likely a typo] (x)

A lot of these dynamics were not unique to the Twilight fandom, but it was the combination that created a perfect storm of opportunism. This would end up changing not just fandom dynamics but the publishing industry as a whole.

#original post #fifty shades liveblog #Working on the rest of this #Part one of not sure how many

[rue-bennett]

i can go so hard to “join the club” by bmth but there are a few lines in there that just make me laugh or just like why

#the shaking like a dog line is a why #the fifty shades of fucked up is hilarious #kyra liveblogs her music

[911onabc]

also if you guys all start arguing i AM going to liveblog Fifty Shades of Grey 2. that's what is gonna happen.

#is that what you want? #ramblings

[tricksterkisses]

Friend has been liveblogging fifty shades + the extra material from it and what I've learned is actually Ana is the abuser in this series it's rly weird

#textpost #Christian is kind of a creep but like #Ana full on gaslights and abuses this man #it's so bizarre to read

[prosopopeya]

ok we’re watching fifty shades and I have some observations.

1) I can completely see how this was originally fanfic bc nothing ever happens for long stretches and it’s just characters talking

2) it’s also bad fanfic bc when anything does happen there’s no suspense. There’s been a helicopter crash and Christian is missing! Next scene: he’s back.

3) i know I shouldn’t therefore be upset about this stupid plot turn at the end with this kid napping plot but seriously CALL THE POLICE! CALL. THE. POLICE. TELL SOMEONE! W T F. I don’t understand why she didn’t IMMEDIATELY call the police wtf. WHYYYYYYYY

4) why does my mom genuinely enjoy these books. She has actually good taste in fiction. Why.

#rachelle liveblogs fifty shades

[anotherteenageroninternet]

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[happikattwuzheere]

oh i recognize this audio im at the part stacey made an animatic for 

#katt blather #taz liveblog #taz spoilers #fifty shades of green incoming

[greenisms]

Ok I'm watching fifty shades of grey and lmfaoo I'm going to liveblog through this garbage

#fifty shades of grey

[dwellordream]

This might be kind of weird to say but It'd be really funny if you liveblogged a Fifty Shades read. I love when you dunk on books/authors, the salt on this one would be legendary.

I really can’t see me putting myself through that but I do have a copy of Shadow and Bone lying around at home from when I bought it at 14 so

#ask #anon #would i actually do that probably not I don’t feel like getting mauled by the fandom bc I don’t find ‘the Darkling’ to be very scary #such a lame ass villain name #might as well show up like ‘they call me darkstar and i am of the night’ #ya lit

[stjohnstarling]

Oh god so Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele go on a coffee date and it’s a fucking saga. They take. I swear to god. Multiple entire pages to figure out the logistics of going for coffee.

Now normally authors when writing a scene where characters order food will use that moment as an opportunity to reinforce their chosen characterization - you could have Christian order black coffee to highlight his relationship with pleasure and have Ana order some sort of dessert because she's sweet and innocent. (these would be, to be clear, choices that I think are utterly dull and uninteresting and sexist, but these are dull and uninteresting and sexist characters)

What actually happens is:

Christian orders a blueberry muffin, Ana gets no food at all.

Ana orders a... pot of hot water, with a bag of tea on the side, which she proceeds to dip into the hot water for like a second?? and then set aside. So she's just drinking hot water with a homeopathic amount of tea in it.

YUM

#Original post #fifty shades liveblog

[thexgrayxlady]

Why do either of you want to be in a relationship with the other. Why. Neither of you want the same thing. 

#fifty shades of liveblog

[ghosty-schnibibit]

new graduation liveblog ^u^

i don’t really have much to say to start this off with other than that i’m excited for the new ep, and also that it has an absolutely buckwild title lol. here we go!

what even is this intro wtf travis, what are you doing???

TRAVIS WHAT IS GOING ON

"thank travis for travis studios" i’m dying 

oh fun so this is a little bit of a lunar interlude! fun!

"he was a fan favorite on... critical role" pfffff

this is going to be so chaotic and i am so here for it

yeah no, some of these effects are like wonderland levels of character changing and i cannot wait to see how badly things go sideways

not much for those two, cool cool

"no, none of that" thank you trav lol

nice! some money for the boys :D

i figured the title came first lol

you can only use silver keys in the dungeon you find them in

ooooh i want this map, trav plz

dang that's a pretty good idea honestly

fitzroy my sweet dipshit son i love you so much

i want art of these sweet boys going over the playbook

y'all made the exact same fifty shades joke the first ep of balance

what the fuck firbolg

i am loving this entire exchange so much

oh argo my sweet boy, you finally beefed a roll

from a bird?????

merle was the one immune to poison lol

argo is going to die holy shit

nice! fitz the bird catcher

okay cool, good to know the layout

jesus argo, getting those good rolls in

yes, protect your boy!

it'll help keep the rats away though! that's good!

i love firbolg so much

yep, figured that was what was going on

m̷͉̬̬̅́e̶̮̲̲͑-̶͖͗̓͜o̵̘̣̿ṷ̸̲̍̎̂c̶͎̞͒͛h̷̲̉̏

that's some true good dming there trav, admitting your mistakes

pfffff my poor sweet boy, time to un-cat

yes make an intimidation check

oh jesus that's a fun mental image

why do you keep moving away from the mic clint

who would have guessed that between the literal barbarian and the giant firbolg the rouge is the one who does the most physical damage

jesus christ fitzroy is going to die

nice, go firbolg :D

“it mocks you with its presence” ilu so much firbolg

didn't fitz literally just say they needed to keep one alive???

fitz you sarcastic little fucker ilu so much

... is this a goof or is this argo trying to get info on fitz's magic? is this strategic because holy shit if it is i’m screaming

yeah that's probably a good idea

fitzroy my sweet dumb dumb boy who i love so very much, why did you not think to ask if it can speak common first???

what a nasty lil bastard man >:o

argo my sweet baby, always thinking of his friend

fitzroy you dipshit why would you let him go

thank you for investigating my sweet boy

hmmm... so they took something out of the safe?

oh dang, nice dodge argo

thank you kind and benevolent dm

... what was the point of that my sweet boy

????? where was the money zone ?????

fitzroy has turned himself into a hellboy

fitzroy in what world did you think this was going to work

yeah, have you remembered firbolg will die if he lies???

nice! my boy!

S W E E T  R E D  B A B I E S

i do not know how this has gone even this well

if griffin gets to have ten different npcs with brooklyn accents then trav gets to have two npcs sound similar >:T

... did griffin just try to pull out one of the names from cats and bail halfway through???

clint caught it at least lmao

... is that also going to hit- yep, it's gonna hit them all, fuck

yes that is a twenty clint! yay! go argo! :D

jesus argo

YEEEAH GO FITZROY :D

nice! buddies ^u^

"that was four arcs ago!" pfff

i love firbolg so much holy shit

oh yeah, i forgot fitzroy was a glow-stick boy

at least it's not a nat 1 lmao

poor fitzroy just completely beefed it

god damn argo, holy shit, he is the luckiest boy

i don't think the magical equivalent of an electric chair is "gentle" fitz

there's only eight minutes left in this ep, i'm assuming floor two will be saved for next ep then?

ranged attack is the way to go then it seems like

nice! go firbolg buddy :D

"uh... yeah, hold on" that's the sound of a dm who just had some plans foiled lmao

nice! sweet, fitz can fix his poison damage sitch now

i am literally watching the timer go down to 30 seconds, what are we doing here trav

there it is, there's the outro, this was fucking wild

i’m glad we got a bit of a sillier, less high-stakes episode after how many plot-bombs were dropped on us last time. it was also super fun to just see the boys getting to work together outside of a school context! i love them all so much

see you guys again soon!

#taz #the adventure zone #taz spoilers #taz graduation #ghosty liveblogs taz

[atamascolily]

lily liveblogs “terminator: dark fate”, part 3

Sarah Connor knows how to make an entrance.

(parts one and two)

This is in the trailer, and it's just as epic here. The focus on her boots. Then rising up to her face--complete with bulletproof vest, shades, and GIANT GUN as she opens fire. YASSSS, MY QUEEN.

The human-looking part of the Rev-9 runs for Dani but Sarah shoots him off the bridge before he can get her, then drops the gun, switches to AN EVEN BIGGER GUN and fires at the skeleton who is doing that same inhuman back arch to lurch to its feet, and he goes flying in an explosion and lies still. Then she tosses THAT gun away, and goes to peer over the edge for the first half, where the Rev-9 is impaled and twitching and already regenerating. Then she tosses the grenade over the edge, says "I'll be back," in a badass monotone and walks away as Grace registers wtf just happened and pulls Dani away from the explosion, shielding her with her body.

Sarah pulls out YET ANOTHER GUN as the grenade explodes, and keeps on walking without breaking stride. FUCK YEAH.

"Who the fuck is that?" Dani rightly asks.

"I don't know," says Grace, who is hyperventilating and red in the face, and quite deservedly tired. "But we have to move!" And she runs to pick up Sarah's discarded gun and steals her SUV. I’M HOWLING.

Dani is like, "maybe we shouldn't steal this scary woman's car," and Grace is like, "gtfo or die," and they drive away. Sarah is about to dispatch the REV-9, but sees them driving and stalks off in a huff as the REV-9 re-congeals out of the fire.

(I honestly wonder what would have happened if Sarah had taken the time to dispatch the REV-9 ‘properly’ but then this movie would be very, very short, so I’ll give it a pass.)

Grace is dehydrated. Dani's have a breakdown. Grace breaks the news that her father is dead. "It needs physical contact to copy people and they don't survive." Is that an inherent part of the process?? I don't think so, because the T-1000 copied Sarah and she was fine, it's just because they usually KILL THEM AFTERWARDS, it's not a REQUIREMENT or anything. But I give Grace a pass for not going into the details because Dani is already traumatized enough. 

The skeleton stalks down the highway past a dude who looks SO CONFUSED while EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE and the fleshy-looking part starts walking in front of the skeleton and then they MERGE holy SHIT THAT'S CREEPY and there's STILL NO EXPRESSION on his face OH MY GOD.

Grace starts crashing (physically), which is bad because she's driving, so they almost crash for real. Grace faints, so Dani has to drive, oh, wait she can't, yep that ended badly. Dani stalks off to go to the police, while Grace is SO RED and can barely walk, until Grace explains that’s such a bad idea, and all the cops will die. She ends up putting Grace in the back seat and says she'll figure out the driving bit, FUCK YEAH. did I mention I love her?

Grace robs a pharmacy for her meds, much to Dani's surprise and chagrin. Grace collapses, so Dani has to grab the gun before anybody else can and finish the job to get them out. PLEASE NOTE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME DANI HAS HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW REAL AGENCY*, AND SHE MAKES THE CHOICE TO SIDE WITH GRACE INSTEAD OF LETTING THE AUTHORITIES TAKE HER AWAY. The assistant helps her haul Grace out, and Dani makes a split second decision to trust him which turns out to be justified, because he doesn't try to hurt them.

[[*ok, technically, she showed agency before when she made the decision not to go to the cops, but there’s a big difference between that scene and pulling a fucking gun on innocent people during a robbery. And she only has like a second to decide if she’s gonna do it or not, vs. the conscious deliberation in the previous scene. This is the moment where Dani’s all-in, the moment where there’s no going back.]]

Sarah Connor is waiting for them outside. FUCK YEAH. and she is PISSED. She takes Dani's gun -- "give me that before you hurt yourself," as Dani just fucking STARES.LEGEND.

Cut to them driving through town with Grace sprawled in the backseat with her head in Dani's lap as Sarah drives, and her sunglasses are reflected in the rearview mirror. Dani claims she's just Dani... a nobody, and Sarah says she's got to be somebody for them to send whatever Grace is to protect her. Then she asks for Dani's phone and tosses it out the window.I cannot believe Dani didn’t see that one coming, but she’s had a long day.

Cut to a hotel room, dropping ice cubes on Grace, like you do. "We should have done this in the bathtub," Dani complains. "Have you SEEN the bathtub?" Sarah retorts. Also: a fuck-ton of Lay's potato chips.

"I keep my cell phone in a chip bag. The foil blocks the GPS so they can't track me." CHIP BAG. THE PUN HERE.

"I'm wanted in a couple states," Sarah admits. "Fifty, actually." (she means US, I assume, I doubt she's a wanted felon in Mexico, but...).  

"Why ten bags?"

"Because I really like potato chips." I'M HOWLING.

(are there costcos in Mexico? Just saying.)

Dani grieves over how her father and brother will die unmourned and unburied and you can see the blankness on Sarah's face, how that's so far removed from anything she's ever known for decades. "Funerals don't help them and goodbyes don't help you. You just have to learn to live with it."

Which is a) the truest advice Sarah knows, and b) SO FUCKING SAD THAT IT'S COME TO THIS OH MY GOODDDDDDD.

Sarah pumping Grace with meds and just figuring it will all work out is so in character, and also a nice contrast to her first introduction to battlefield medicine under the bridge in T1. How far she’s come...

Time for a flashback from the future while Grace is unconscious and dreaming!!

God the future war scenes are so bleak and awful and barren and boring to me I can't believe people want a whole film like this, especially when we already know that humans win and the Commander can’t die, so there’s not a lot to milk for suspense.

The Rev-7 bursting out of another Rev-7 is so fucking CREEPY I can't even--

Hey, Grace is rescued and I love the medic (a black lady!) and Grace volunteers to be an augment! I legit thought she was going to say "tribute," lol.

...I don't understand how augmentation works, though. How can they have surgery so good and so clean when everything else is rubble? Are they literally cutting apart Terminators and wiring them into Grace? WHERE DO THEY GET THE PARTS?? I WANT TO KNOW and I don't think this movie's going to explain.

Sarah wakes up Grace by pointing a gun at her and gets disarmed, having locked Dani out of the room, but Grace lets her back in. Sarah's look is withering: "Sometimes, mommies and daddies have to have grown-up discussions." I'M HOWLING. EVERYTHING LINDA HAMILTON SAYS IN THIS MOVIE IS GOLD. Also, I like how neither Dani nor Grace denies this. Maybe they’re just too stunned? I know I would be. 

(also notice how Sarah’s not smoking?? I guess potato chips are the new cigarettes)

Sarah explains some things. Her expression when Grace says she's never heard of Skynet--"Good."--is PRICELESS.

"Where's your son now?" OW OW OW OW OH MY HEART

"I hunt Terminators." RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINNNNNNNNNE AAHHHHH "And I drink til I black out."

Oh, Sarah. I'm so sorry. so so so sorry.

I'll have more things to say about the digital trail later, so this is just a placeholder for now.

That moment where Sarah puts her shades on. Hot damn. Interview and openness OVER indeed.

Grace threatens Sarah, who is unimpressed. "Great! I drive." DRIVING AS A METAPHOR, Y'ALL.

"Legion...an AI built for cyber warfare."

I've seen people pissed that Skynet was erased and replaced by a similar-but-different AI and maybe it's because I love parallel universes and AUs so much, or maybe it's because the Terminator movies represent our relationship with and fears of technology, but I think this was a valid choice and I approve. Because, as Sarah points out, "Those assholes never learn." No. No, we don't.

Sarah pulls off her shades to admit she gets texts from someone she doesn't know, WHICH IS FURTHER PROOF THAT THE SUNGLASSES REPRESENT SHIELDING FROM EMOTIONS/VULNERABILITY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Grace hacking Sarah's phone -- "future shit"-- is hilarious, thank you very much, and I love that the PHONE CONTINUES TO BE A TRACKING DEVICE THROUGH ALL THREE FILMS BUT FOR ENTIRELY DIFFERENT REASONS. But won't the gov't/terminator/somebody find her through it now that it's out of the chip bag??? How is she getting texts if her phone is always in a chip bag? When is it safe for her to take it out??

Grace has tattoos on her body - "in case I can't remember shit" AHHAHAHHAHAHA, that's hilarious.

Sarah was on America's Most Wanted?? I bet she was. She should add that to her resume, lol.

Ohhh, that's clever that the same plot device gets them to both Carl and Sarah. I like it.

crossing the border is not this easy, but I don't think American audiences can handle that level of realism, and this isn't that kind of film, so... *shrugs*

The Rev-9 is in the data center and it's so creepy. All he has to do is plunge his hands into the cables, and... facial recognition software does the rest. (I don’t think it’s ever stated directly, but I headcanon that LEGION IS A ROGUE AI MEANT TO CONTROL PEOPLE BASED ON FACIAL RECOGNITION SOFTWARE, so it's totally in keeping with its nature.)

On the train, Sarah is eating potato chips. LOVE IT. I don't even like potato chips, per se, but it's a fun character detail and more culturally acceptable than smoking in films these days (the irony!)

flashback to bby!Grace seeing the plane crash and I'm all like I'VE SEEN THE TRAILER, I KNOW THAT'S CHEKHOV'S FLIGHT 3000 TO FORESHADOWING, more plane crashes are definitely coming.

Because the Terminator films reflect our own fears back on us, it's interesting to see how those fears have changed. Now the end of the world is more complex - technology suddenly going dead, then launching nukes and EMPs, THEN world war - fighting over food with humans WHILE being hunted by Legion. It's the same in outline and yet different from Skynet's quick and dirty nuclear war.

Sarah interjects to guess the leader of the Resistance is Dani's son, which is a) a reasonable guess under the circumstances and given the history of this franchise, and b) political commentary about what many Americans fear, namely non-white "Mexican" (as a catch-all term for anybody brown) immigrants and their children coming into their country. It also makes the inevitable subversion--that DANI is the leader, not some man--so much more pointed when it comes, as the franchise critiques ITSELF. still, I kinda wish they dealt with that here, instead of later, though. 

Sarah also makes the "Mother Mary" comparison, which is so funny given the obvious overtones to her own son (his initials are J.C.!) and lampshading the fact this is the first time in-universe that anyone has mentioned the parallels.

Now they're off the train and in a truck, with Dani's head in Grace's lap, yay parallels. Poor Sarah is probably wishing Kyle had been augmented, then maybe he could be there too (why is Michael Biehn not in this movie?? sob).

I'm not sure how the REV-9 just up and assumes they're going to Laredo just because that's where the train goes, especially since they then jump off the train for this... side-quest? What's up with that?? Does the train not go to the border?  

Oh, okay, this is where her uncle lives. Dani tries telling him the truth. It goes poorly. Grace slices a fly in half. Wow.

It's nice to see a black guy and an Asian dude on the border, but my relief lasts for ten seconds because they get sliced up by the Rev-9 posing as a woman of color, oi...

still creepy when he merges with the machine, and how does he know what he's looking for on the panopticon? can drones see faces at that distance? Can he?? I'm so confused.

Of course he tells the Border Patrol that Grace, Dani, and Sarah are members of a drug cartel and sets the authorities after them...

Of course there's a door underneath the wall. of course there is. Random dude goes first, which means he is dead meat. Oh, there was an ambush, but Dani makes the decision they're going to surrender, so I guess no one's dying here?

Sarah is lying to the authorities about being related to Grace, because of her medical condition. Good for her.

Grace senses the drone about to kill Dani and moves to save her! I guess it's going to take the Rev-9 a while to figure out she's not dead?

Dani is in detention and sounds like a crazy person trying to explain the truth. By the way, SETTING THIS SCENE AT THE BORDER CROSSING IS HELL OF A POLITICAL STATEMENT, FYI.

Grace is getting medical care, and they find her drugs. "Nice body search, fellas." Of course, they figure out she's an augment...is this going to influence the future in the same way that Cyberdyne’s discovery of the T1′s head and arm influenced Skynet??

Sarah and the other dude who got picked up with them have a plan. Good.  Let the ass-kicking begin.

#terminator #terminator: dark fate

[aladygrieve]

what are you guys doing here?? everyone knows your movie is shit and you both hate each other

#oscars liveblog #oscars 2017 #jamie dornan #dakota johnson #fifty shades of grey

[missfinefeather]

Solidad

The thirst is real

GhastlyGhifin

Ah, this brings back memories. Back in middle school, my Latin class would occasionally show era-appropriate films that were, occasionally, not quite age-appropriate, if you capture my driftwood.

Ol' Mr. Davidson had to cover the screen a few times when Marc Anthony and Cleopatra got a bit too cuddly.

Solidad

I remember one of my french teacher was a big cinema fan and would show us some movies

One included a five minute long lesbian sex scene

that was fun

Ydah

Miss.Realy?

"its a french show"

Dont stereotype like that?

Solidad

It's fair honestly

MissFinefeather

We literally just had a conversation about Fifty Shade of Grey being 12 and up

Solidad

tough full frontal nudity is still a bit iffy on TV

MissFinefeather

Oh

Solidad

You will see it occasionally but I don't think Kaamelott included it

Ydah

I mean.

Thats not it.Its the fact she got flustered from seeing a lady in a bathtub.Like, not even in a sexy way.

Its just a matter of fact lady with her...

Someone?

Idk who i dont follow these liveblogs tbh.

but they just chillin and miss is already getting hot under the collar.Not to shame but.

MissFinefeather

Well, I was kind of figuring she was going to get out at some point or move around.

Ydah

Allright Allright.

I just had a "raised eyebrow" moment.

GhastlyGhifin

Plus, the filth-stuffed waters of the bathtub obscure the submerged naughty bits better than any modern suds.

MissFinefeather

Yeah, that was kind of gross...

YdahT

Why is the water so filthy?They are royalty aint they?

Solidad

I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to be filth but some kind of soap maybe

also royalty didn't bathe

nobody did regularly at that point

Ydah

Ewwwwww

Is it too late to rescind my "princess" title?

Solidad

tough Arthur was raised with roman customs so he might have bathed

Wakraya

Wasn't the super powdery makeup actually to cover up the dirtiness.

Solidad

yup

with perfume as well

Ydah

I am no longer the princess.

GhastlyGhifin

The water was presumably not that clean to start with, to be fair

Solidad

true

Ydah

I am now the "supreme overqueen of the overworld"

MissFinefeather

You're a modern Princess

Ydah

Or that.That works too.

Do i keep the old-timey dress?

MissFinefeather

You rule, you can do whatever you want xD

Ydah

Well i guess that would be you~

GhastlyGhifin

If anything, your considerably higher status would only make the old-timey dress more fancy.

Ydah

Trueee.Also that flirt totes killed the conversation.

Solidad

I'm eating so I'm not interacting that much

MissFinefeather

More like the awkwardness of like, the flirt being followed up with a fun fact before I could respond to it xD

It's confirmed, Ghastly is C-3P0

Ydah

Im 3td2.

r2d2?

Idk.

MissFinefeather

Ydah is Han Solo and I'm... wait no that would make me the Princess, nvm

Ydah

Im not a star trek nerd.

MissFinefeather

PFFFTTT

Ydah

Also im the smuggler?

Noop

Thats my sib.

GhastlyGhifin

I'd prefer k-2SO, but I suppose this is my lot in life now.

Ydah

MY sib is the smuggler.

Im the princess.

And the entire star wars cannon is fucked now

GhastlyGhifin

well that's some rough implications.

MissFinefeather

Well, I can't be the Han Solo

Ydah

Course not.

Solidad

I'm everyone's favorite character : Jar Jar Binks

Ydah

Soli

MissFinefeather

I'm a terrible Dom

Ydah

You are right

Ydah

That fits perfectly.

I can confirm btw

My gf aint dommy.

She is fun to dom, but aint dommy.

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[itsthenerdwonder]

This is the only way I’ve decided I can sit through this movie.

So every Fri/Sat, my family has a family movie night. We all take our turns choosing movies from the library, Netflix, what have you. My mom found Book Club at Redbox this week. I sold tickets to Book Club and...older, white woman with no sex life fits my mom. Me on the other hand? KILL ME! So I’ve decided that liveblogging is the only way I can spend time with my family and not go completely insane.

So here’s to me, slightly buzzed, who knows everything about Twilight and Fifty Shades without ever watching or reading anything outside of movie and book critic rants and the countless “Twilight sux bcuz *insert stupid thing here*” you can find on the internet. 

Wish me luck!

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