#aaron hotchner incorrect | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

criminal-minds-girlie · 1 month

Text

Emily: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Hotch: Wasn’t Derek with you?

Derek: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

#criminal minds #cm #aaron hotchner #inccorect quotes #criminal minds incorrect #derek morgan #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner incorrect #derek Morgan incorrect #emily prentiss incorrect

63 notes · View notes

amandasmoviess · 1 year

Text

Emily: what if I told you none of it was accidental

JJ: and the first night that you saw me

Penelope: nothing was gonna stop me

Hotch *yelling into the bullpen through his open door*: Girls. How many times have I told you. PLEASE STOP SINGING TAYLOR SWIFT AT WORK!!

Penelope: oh boss man, you know the lyrics! Sing with me!

Hotch grumpily singing: I laid the groundwork and then just like clockwork

Derek joining in: the dominoes cascaded in a line

Rossi: you people drive me crazy sometimes

Spencer: agreed.

Penelope: cmon sing it boys!

All of them together: what if I told you I’m a mastermind!

349 notes · View notes

whoisspence · 4 months

Text

kidnapper: i have your child

hotch: which one i have five

kidnapper: the annoying one who won't shut the fuck up

hotch:

hotch: which one i have five

#criminal minds #aaron hotchner #spencer reid #derek morgan #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #penelope garcia #incorrect criminal minds quotes #criminal minds fandom #whoisspence

5K notes · View notes

patrickispinky · 7 months

Text

Derek: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Emily: i'm the knife

Jj: *from across the room* she's the little spoon

7K notes · View notes

vervainariadne · 10 months

Text

Strauss: You need to hire a professional tech analyst for your team.

Hotch: *sees a scented homemade pink stationery resume written in glitter ink*

Hotch:

Hotch: That one. I want that one.

#criminal minds fanfiction #incorrect criminal minds quotes #criminal minds fandom #criminal minds memes #criminal minds #incorrect quotes #aaron hotchner #aaron hotch imagine #aaron hotch hotchner #aaron hotch fanfiction #aaron hotch x reader #penelope garcia #penelope garcia x reader #criminal minds incorrect #criminal minds imagine #criminal minds fic

5K notes · View notes

lilliejareau · 3 months

Text

emily: *wakes up in hospital after battle with ian doyle*

hotch and jj:

#gotta bring this one back #lillie jareau #criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect #cm #criminal minds gone wrong #incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect cm #cm incorrect quotes #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #aaron hotchner

1K notes · View notes

ralvezfanatic · 5 months

Text

Y/N: I need someone to take me out already

Derek: Like on a date or with a sniper?

Y/N: Either works but at this point I rather a sniper

Hotch: Do I need to have you evaluated?

Elle, texting Penelope to ask how much a hitman costs:

Spencer, texting Penelope to ask her for tips on how to ask you out:

Penelope, very confused at the two types of text she got: ???

2K notes · View notes

demonicbaby666 · 11 months

Text

Emily: [flips monopoly board over] Hotch: Prentiss! Emily: This is why your wife is dead Reid: Emily! Emily: This is why your girlfriend is dead Morgan: Emily: This is why you’re bald Morgan: I DIDNT SAY SHIT!

#criminal minds incorrect quotes #criminal minds incorrect #incorrect criminal minds quotes #criminal minds #Emily Prentiss #Spencer Reid #Derek Morgan #Aaron Hotchner #the bau team #cm

3K notes · View notes

criminal-mindsincorrect · 5 months

Text

Emily, walking in the meeting room : Hi everyone

No answer

Emily : Guys ??

Penelope : We can't hear dead people.

Everyone : nods

Emily : You guys are so dramatic it was ONE TIME

#criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect #incorrect quotes #quotes #emily prentiss #spencer criminal minds #spencer reid #cm incorrect quotes #derek morgan #incorrect criminal minds quotes #penelope garcia #jennifer jareau #jj criminal minds #aaron hotchner #aaron hotch hotchner

1K notes · View notes

spencestiel-michelle · 6 months

Text

*Fire alarms go off in FBI building at 7:45 am*

Hotch: alright, that’s the annual fire drill. everybody stay calm and exit the-

*Penelope RUNS out of the room*

Hotch: GARCIA?

Penelope, running down the hall: I NEED MY PLUSHIESSSS. THEY WILL SURVIVE!!!

Hotch: it’s just a drill-

Reid, fretting: HAS EVERYBODY READ MY EMERGENCY FIRE DRILL PROCEDURES???

*Emily throws herself through the glass window*

Derek: we’re on the sixth floor, how’s she gonna…?

Hotch: will everyone please calm down, it’s ONLY a-

*Reid stops, drops, and rolls around the floor*

Derek shrugs and starts doing super-spy moves (somersaults, unnecessary turns, etc.) to maneuver around the building, evading the “fire”

Hotch: i truly don’t know why i even try…… where’s Dave?

*David Rossi has yet to step inside the building this morning with the foreknowledge of the annual fire drill*

Rossi, sipping coffee, leaning against the building: i wonder how he’s doing this year.

*JJ arrives late*

JJ: hey, what’d i miss?

Rossi: annual fire drill.

JJ: ah.

JJ: ooh.

Rossi: yeah.

2K notes · View notes

criminal-minds-girlie · 2 months

Text

Hotch: Reid, can we talk in my office?

Spencer, already crying: yeah sure

#criminal minds #spencer reid #inccorect quotes #criminal minds incorrect #criminal minds incorrect quotes #aaron hotchner #Aaron hotchner incorrect #spencer reid incorrect

98 notes · View notes

amybaulover · 7 months

Text

Hotch: Why is Emily curled up in a ball on the floor sobbing?

Reid: She’s drunk.

Hotch: And?

Derek: And she heard that JJ is married.

Hotch: ...

Hotch: We’re literally at their wedding reception right now.

Penelope, sighing: We know.

#criminal minds #criminal minds gone wrong #incorrect criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds quotes #emily prentiss #aaron hotch hotchner #aaron hotchner #jennifer jareau #spencer reid #jemily #penelope garcia #derek morgan

1K notes · View notes

reidsbabi · 3 months

Text

my favorite underrated duo :,) i miss them <3

#criminal minds #spencer reid #alex blake #matthew gray gubler #aaron hotchner #emily prentiss #incorrect criminal minds quotes

918 notes · View notes

youbutstupid · 1 month

Text

Hotch: Gideon, why’s there a teenager in my office?

Gideon: this is Dr Spencer Reid, he’s our new team member :)

Hotch: is he even old enough to drink?

Gideon: he’s 21 so just about

Hotch: that’s barely comforting. Has he even gone through the academy?

Gideon: he pretty much failed everything that wasn’t book related but I pulled some strings

Hotch: you brought me a 21 year old who couldn’t even pass the FBI academy and has 0 field experience to be my new profiler?

Gideon: happy birthday

Reid: happy birthday

Hotch: Reid-

#incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #criminal minds #spencer reid #aaron hotchner #Jason Gideon

823 notes · View notes

patrickispinky · 7 months

Text

Emily: i can't find my pen. are you sitting on it again?

Y/n: no.

Emily: stand up.

Y/n: i don't want to.

Emily: why?

Y/n: *mumbling* because i'm probably sitting on your pen 😔

2K notes · View notes

amandasmoviess · 1 year

Text

Y/N: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Emily: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Penelope: Socks are Feetie Heaties

JJ: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Spencer: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Derek: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Y/N: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Hotch: *annoyed* You’re all disappointments

#emily prentiss #penelope garcia #jennifer jareau #spencer reid #derek morgan #aaron hotchner #incorrect criminal minds quotes #cm incorrect quotes #criminal minds incorrect quotes #criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds #incorrect cm #criminal minds x reader #criminal minds x y/n #aaron hotch x reader #emily prentiss x reader #jennifer jareau x reader #spencer reid x reader #penelope garcia x reader

6K notes · View notes