#Zhhh

[nursefwu]

mrrrp javelinz

jjavelinz !! i am notokay < /pawz [poz] >

#꒰꒰💌﹕fan meows !?﹒ᘏ #' ztringz how can u be not okay in a pawzitive way ' zhhh i juzt can #oh girl i cannot think #🌌 ☆ mutual tag ; blendy ! ☆ #💙 :: four answers #❴ 💙 ❵┊➸ fours posts . . ♡

[haruharuz]

Planning 6 Months Ahead

I know people are about to scream at me up and down telling me how stupid it is to do. Save your breath darlings, imma do it regardless. This is a LONG process so buckle up.

Areas covered: cleaning, habits, meals, exercise & stretching, studying

Ground Rules:

You can't do this if you dedicate every second of every day to work and it is going to fail quickly if you don't account for being human. And I mean very quickly.

And also you need a transition period BEFORE you go through with this so please remember to account for that when scheduling. Transition period is about 1-3 weeks of building HABITS that you'll be writing later. This helps you succeed.

So here's a few things I'm adding to my plans:

Make-up Day once per week. This allows me to catch up to anything I may have missed that isn't habitual or unhealthy to do so.

Nature Day once per week. Whether it's a walk in the park or going kayaking. Do something small to get out and relax for an hour or two.

No socials for 20-30 minutes per day

2-4 out days per month. With friends, or without. Do something like go out to eat, go to a club etc. Giving myself a budget to each day.

Meal Plan, non obsessively. You want to collect a whole fuck ton of meal ideas, some aesthetically pleasing and some not. Splurge meals and cheap meals. But you need to account for the fact that you won't be able to stick to this completely. This is where easy, extremely low effort meals come in handy.

Find your resources now, not later. You'll get overwhelmed more easily.

You need need need fuck up buffers. Which means ways to catch yourself if you start falling. Low effort days, put away some money for car trouble, etc.

Make this as easy as possible, use apps for yoga if you need, reminder apps, alarm clocks, etc.

Add anything else to the ground rules that will make your life easier and help you personally. These are just examples.

Continuing..

Gather a bunch of meal ideas & inspiration, write them down. You can skip this step if it bothers you.

Write down all of your big, daunting goals. Turn those big, daunting goals into smaller goals.

Write down a list of products you use and an estimated amount of time it takes for you to run out of them.

Write down any self care/personal changes you want to work on, especially habits.

Find resources you need to meet your goals.

Find a cleaning list online, or write one yourself.

For studying, write down a list of all exams/quizzes and their dates

So now you feel a little overwhelmed. You've got a ton of lists full of stuff everywhere and you're looking at me like "oh my god what do I do" but zhhh it's fine it's fine.

Write down the easiest, cheapest meals you can. I'm talking canned soup, ramen, chips and salsa. Stuff that you're going to need to rely on every so often.

Write down the tasks it takes to get to each smaller goal in as much detail as possible. E.g. instead of "read lesson" try "chapter 1 bio textbook". Clear and consice.

If you're adding exercise/stretching to this, find some easy workouts that are ten minutes or less and write them down (like the name of them)

For studying, you can write down all the notes you need to do etc at this step.

Now for the fun (horrible) part ! Get out a calendar. It's time to organize all of this bullshit... And also figure out how to make this shit easier for you.

First things first, anything regarding cleaning, I'm telling you now : prevention works. If you start changing certain bad habits into good habits it gets a whole lot easier.

As for food, think of ways to make your favorite easy foods more satiable if possible. Tortilla chips and salsa your fav? Mix black beans and corn and your salsa to add more protein and nutrients into it. Remember you gotta have these to stick, so you don't feel overwhelmed.

Exercise / Stretching please give yourself at least one rest day per week to just fuckin vibe. It's also easier to do if you do it right after you wake up !

Make life easier for yourself. Find simple resources that work well for you. Use them. You don't have to HATE life to be successful.

Anyways..

The next step is to organize this all. Look through your months and organize those ground rules first.

Start with your out days, that you know won't have anything planned. Write down a basic budget for each.

Write down any major appointments, work meetings, etc.

Now move on to the smaller goals. Separate them however you want. Make a goal date to have them done.

The moment you have those separated you will slowly watch everything come to life. Now all you need to do is take the TASKS it takes to get to those goals, and plug them into weeks/days.

Look at your cleaning list and ask yourself how you can make the list easier to handle. If you have bad habits you'll work on them. The leftover tasks.. separate them into a schedule. If they need to be done weekly pick what days to do them and write them down.

Add in reminders to buy certain products that you know you're going to run out of

Write down any oil changes etc / grocery days / meal planning days

You're pretty much done at this point. It's a long process but now you have your goals properly mapped out and such. Now all you need is to write down what workouts to do on what days and what meal ideas you wanna try on what days. I don't recommend doing that part more than two weeks in advance.

If you want from here you can add all of this to a timeblock schedule.

Remember you are a HUMAN you're going to screw up somewhere along the way so please please place fuck up buffers everywhere.

I hope I explained how I did this to everyone properly. If you have questions just shoot me an ask.

#wwhewwww #motivation #hypergamy #luxury #spoiled heaux #spoiled girlfriend #hypergamous #luxury aesthetic #manifestation #leveledup #levelingup #level up #leveling up mindset #leveled up #leveled up mindset #high value #high value heaux #productivity #study motivation #fitness #food tw #planning #bujo

[herrscherofmemories]

Furina rentry graphicz !

For @otoripink 'z event !

Day 1: edit a character with your favorite color OR edit a character with a color you rarely use

F2u w credz | ⚖ | rg + like if uzing !

Furina !! Thiz Herrscher could talk for hourz abt her and how much zhe lovez her ! They may even uze theze themzelvez for when zhe makez her rentry !

"You uzed the zame pic / mazk twi-" zhhh .

#otoripink50 #furina #rentry graphics #genshin

[braintapes]

lost in the Eternal World-Spanning Maze again today. no yeah its gonna be a while. yes i know this is the third day in a row. i dont know what to tell you. i'm sorry okay. well yes i DID try leaving a trail of crumbs from my lunch sandwich but the floors and walls behind me morphed and lurched with every step i took, twisting around themselves and coiling whilst some ancient primordial groan echoed past me. what do you mean youre not gonna cover for me anymore it's not MY fault it keeps latching itself onto every path i take, following with unseen but most certainly diabolical purpose. and need i remind you i had to cover YOUR shift when YOU got stuck in the Fathomless Deep Dark Malicious Abyss. btw. no man it IS the same thing dude don't even start. just be glad its not the Interlocking Distended Machinations or the Tower of Unknowable Avaricious Portent okay. yeah whatever. with any luck ill just end up in another dimension that actually has work commute hazard psdlzlkzlzl<kzjlkd??zjfdntijlkadfj alkdfLJ>KFDGJLMK%&KGGZZZZHGHGH?ZHHH<ZZZZTTHG!!?###,3ZHGHRJKS SDGRJKAHS#?%HHAZSLKX^&JGFRIINDLKMXZ <--- [utterly discombobulated by the otherworldly forces]

[sage-wilde-va]

Gargoyles X TMNT: Shadows of New York Chapter 1: Breaking News

“... sightings have not yet confirmed the witnesses’ stories, but the enormous ball of flame that engulfed the building last night … “

Psssszzzh!

“ … signs point to a fascination with ancient mysticism, these warriors of the night straight from a bygone era who …” 

Psszzzh–ssszh!

“... An ancient code of honor, binding all who fought with the Lord, to protect the innocent from the wicked and the powerful …”

Psssszzh!

“... No explanation yet as to how these burglars were left, almost literally, gift-wrapped for the police. You won’t believe the story these lucklorn criminals told to New York’s Finest. Tonight, on…”

Psszh-zh-zh-zhhh!

“... local legends and urban myth, never seen in broad daylight. You could call them ‘modern cryptids’…”

Pssszzzzh!

“...Monsters! I’m telling ya! Monsters, right here, in New York City! Can you believe it?”

Pssszh!

“...warm'd and cool'd by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, do we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest… we will resemble you in that. ”

Kk-tewww!

The television blinked off, the remote carelessly dropped onto a coffee table that looked like it had been pulled out of the harbor, dusted off, and set in the middle of a living room as if it still had any business being in polite company. A balding middle-aged man stretched on his stained, broken recliner. “Gots like a thousand channels, and nothin’ good on.” He sighed. “The hell do I pay for cable, anyway?” 

He wriggled left, right, left, and eventually managed to roll to his right out of the greasy, dark-stained pit he’d worn for himself in the seat of the broken La-Z-Boy. His feet kicked a few beer cans to the corners of the dingy, trash-strewn apartment as they padded, bare, across the stain-and-mess-colored kitchen tile. He pried open the fridge door with his grimy toes, the corner of the once-white fridge stained with filthy brown footprints from the habit. He fished out another can of Bud Light, and popped open the can. He sucked down several gulps of his liquid bread before looking about the apartment.

He really should clean. If there was nothing good on TV and he was too broke to go out, maybe he could at least pick up a few cans. But what the hell else was he going to do? Walk to Blockbuster and rent a movie? 

Actually? Yeah. Yeah, he could do that. Get one of them old monster movies, see if they were renting out Alien or maybe even Terminator! Yeah, he could make it a night, go to that pizza place on Eastman and Laird that just opened up. It’d be nice to get out of the apartment for a change. Cleaning could wait.

He lifted his arm, warily sniffing his own body. He leered, gagging on the stench, his face twisted up like a gargoyle. “Eugh. Maybe I should shower first.” He grunted.

Whoosh!

He whirled around to look at his window where he heard the noise. A car? No, no way. He was up on the 18th floor. A bird? No. Too big. Way too big.

Crrrnch, crrrnch, crrrnch, WHOMPF!

His eyes tracked up the wall of his apartment, following a trickle of dust up the wall and across the ceiling, as he watched in horror. Something was… crunching the brick of the wall outside. Something big, strong, fast, and very heavy. Now it was on the roof.

He heard a pained cry of a person. Or an animal? He rubbed his bloodshot eyes, gulping dryly. Right. Leaving. He was leaving. Screw the shower. He was from the Bronx; he knew trouble when he smelled it, and had gotten very good at avoiding it. He grabbed his work coat, put it on over his shoulders, and fished out a hat to jam over his greasy, stringy hair. He slipped on a pair of flip flops and slipped out of the apartment.

He stood in the hallway, quietly debating if he should bother waiting for the elevator, or take the stairs and aggravate his asthma. He heard a low rumble over his head, felt the building tremble subtly. Another stream of dust trickled from the ceiling. Stairs. Never take the elevator in an emergency. He shouldered open the stairwell door, flip flops slapping against his heels as he shuffled down the stairs as fast as he dared.

What on earth could be making that racket? Punks? Pigeons? Terrorists? His blood went cold at that last one. The planes hit the Twin Towers only a few weeks ago. What if it was another attack? His thoughts raced as he found himself going down the stairs a little faster, sandals clopping from a trot up to a canter. 

Pizza. Movie. And if the cops showed up, he'd just wait until they cleared the place. He could always sleep in his car. He had nothing to hide, and they couldn’t arrest him if he wasn’t there anyway.

He shuffled out of the lobby and out onto the dark street, only daring to look up for a moment. But, seeing nothing in the black and starless night overhead, he turned up his collar and jammed his hands into his pockets, his fingers finding the familiar holes he still had not yet patched. He marched off towards Blockbuster first, determined to put at least a mile between him and whatever the hell was happening at his apartment. He didn’t get involved in other peoples’ problems if he could at all possibly wriggle his way out of it. Was it slimy? A little. But it was also decidedly not his problem. He had enough of them as-is.

He made it to the Blockbuster, heard the ding of the bell on the door, and waved to the teenager behind the counter. She spun around in her office chair, looking down at the magazine without really paying him any mind. He rolled his eyes. Whatever. Young punks.

He picked up one or two movies, beginning to engross himself in the only reading he actually did–the summaries on the sleeves of the VHS tapes–when the wall beside him exploded.

#gargoyles #tmnt #Gargoyles X TMNT: Shadows of New York #ao3 fanfic #2003 tmnt #2012 tmnt #new york city #crossover #oh my god so much research went into this

[painted-piggy-ships-archive]

oigh i want to change my talking tag to “piggy oinks” but i’ve had “clownie talks” since the beginning zhhh...

#clownie talks #:0P #if anything idk why my talking tag has never been ''clownie honks'' like wtf past me it's RIGHT THERE /lh

[arsythegreat]

Redraw of an oc mai friend made 4 me !!

I abzolutely loved thiz OC and thought it waz adorable and they randomly popped into mai head today zo I thought I'd redraw them !!

I'll probably uze her 4 thiz blog cuz I luv her + I don't wanna uze a creepy axolotl az a main OC thingy

I'll probably change her name but 4 now her name is Atlas and they're like an old Eee PC computer montior (zhhh i know eee pc waznt introduced until 2007)

She's enby and was made around 1996 by ASUS

Zo yeh credz 2 @zukhammer 4 making the OC I luved them zm !!

#angel aesthetic #angelcore #angelic #cherubcore #cupidcore #fallenangelcore #art #OC #again tysm kas i luv them !!

[zodapack]

ccrawls ovr 2 u....wwaaa.....ssrrie...

zhh zhhh there there Patpatapat..

[kadeofteethsvastoleat23bobgonef]

Zhhh

[luc1dcl0udz]

Idk how everyone would feel if I zay that I'm Zardy (/srs) but I am here to zay that I am Zardy

#Lucid2021 #Yez it iz a deluzional attachment #Zhhh #Zardy fnf #zardy

[hannafuckingsucks]

OMG! YOUR BALD JOE post is one of the most cursed pics on Tumblr. •I think I'm going to cry.......

.... could be worse

#😬😬😬😬😬 yeah im hdhdjskdks sorry zhhh #ask #anon

[noghostguys]

3v3ryon3 zhhh!!! h3 iz infodumping about faz3rblazt

#my art #glamrock freddy #fnaf glamrock freddy #security breach freddy #sb freddy #fnaf sb freddy #fazer blast

[misc-headcanons]

Hello, dear beautiful person! If you let me be a little self-indulgent, may I ask for Law and Zoro with Polish s/o (might be modern!au). They want to try and learn at least some basic phrases to help her feel less alienated - but you know the slavic pronounciation; I'm sure it will *torment* them - but they're both stubborn, am I right? ;) Thank you so much, stay awesome!

(Aaaa ty Bas! I'm still a basic bitch when it comes to Slavic languages even Russian, which I fucking minored in lol so I hope these are to your liking 😚)

Law

Law would have a whole-ass notebook for him to use while learning Polish. He's taking the Polish courses on Duolingo and Babbel, he's got some language and grammar textbooks from the library and online sites...when he's got an interest in something (or someone~), he goes all out. And he wants to communicate with his girlfriend in her native language. 

He hadn't actually told her that he was studying Polish for her, but if you just glanced at some of the books on his desk or saw that he had a Duolingo notification on his phone, you'd know. He wants to surprise her, because he's a nerdy little romantic at heart.

He's got a full schedule of classes at uni centered around his medical degree, but he stops by the language building to get tutored by some of the students studying Polish. He's an honorary member of the various Slavic culture clubs, and the various professors of Russian, Polish, and Czech all love him and will always say hi when they see him on campus. Most of the professors are older ladies from those respective countries, and it feels like the number of бабушек/babcie/babičky in his life have tripled. If he was low on food before this (because he's a broke college kid), he isn't anymore; his apartment's pantry and fridge are filled with homemade goodies. If you ask where the hell he got so many pierogi and bowls of racuchy, he would just start nervously sweating.

The first time he speaks to you in Polish, it's when you two are chilling/cuddling on his couch and you say "I love you." And, seeing he's got the perfect opportunity to show off his skills, just holds you closer and says "też cię kocham." (I love you too) He's quietly praying he didn't fuck up the pronunciation or say something incorrectly, and when he sees the sweet surprised look on your face, he knows he said it perfectly. He talks extra slow when he speaks Polish, pausing a bit before every sentence to make sure he's thinking of the right thing to say (and his sentences are kind of short/choppy, but still)

___: Mówisz po polsku!?

Law: Troszkę.  Chciałem się nauczyć. Um... dla ciebie.

___: Dlaczego mnie nie poprosiłeś żebym cię nauczyła, głupku?

Law: Byłbym rozproszony.  Jesteś za ładna.

___: Ha!  Dobrze wiedzieć, że mówisz płynnie w każdym języku~

Zoro

You can almost see his brain crash when you first say something to him in Polish, and at first he assumes he like...temporarily forgot English or had a stroke or something. But when you mention you speak another language, he's interested in what it's like; he feels like he barely knows his own language, so being with someone who knows more than one is cool.

God bless him, he tries so hard to pronounce words correctly. But he always trips up over his own tongue and it's low-key adorable to see him get frustrated when he's trying to repeat a word you just said in Polish:

___: "szermierz."

Zoro: Zher-mee-edge.

___: Uhhh…that's close? Szer-mi-erz…

Zoro: Djer-mierd-zhhh. Shit, that sounded worse. 

He doesn't have the patience to learn in-depth like Law, so he'd only have you and some language apps as his tutor. He's kind of like a kid sometimes, where he'll point at random stuff and ask what it's called in Polish. When he's being extra affectionate (especially when he's a bit tipsy), he'll ask you to translate words like "pretty" and "soft" and "warm" so he can say something sweet to you in very broken Polish. (Eg. "Jesteś ładna.  And...miękkie.  Aaaand….ciepły.")

He'll want to watch movies and television shows in Polish (with English subs, so he knows what's going on). Over time, he's actually able to understand better than he can actually speak; if you say something to him in Polish like "dzień dobry, kochanie~", he'll blush a bit and say "g'morning" back to you. He'll try to respond in Polish too sometimes, but...his pronunciation is still kind of wonky. ("Diz-yen doh-bree...um, ko-han-yeh.")

He struggles with the alphabet a lot, and he cannot for the life of him remember what the actual letters in Polish are called no matter how hard he tries. Ł is "L with the line thing", ę is "E with a squiggle under it" and ś is "the fancy s". But no matter how much he may struggle with learning it (for he has a heart of gold, but a very dumb ass when it comes to linguistics and whatnot) he wants to be able to communicate with you in your native language. 

#one piece #one piece headcanon #one piece headcanons #law #trafalgar law #zoro #roronoa zoro #modern au #female s/o #mine

[cinnaaron]

My parentz: *zay anything*

Me: zhut up. Zhut the fuck up. Rn. Zhut it. Zhut up. Zhhh no zhut up.

#Ron is typing... #at thiz point theyre juzt here to get me ztuff and lizten to me infodump #becauze everything elze they do iz #not good? #how’d y’all raize two whole other children #and apparently they were Worze with them too #and then they argue with eachother once a week #juzt let me outta here Bleaze

[1-800-444-tune]

Hey love thanks for all your readings! I love your readings and I am soooo sorry I can’t tip I feel so bad. Tell me if there is anything I can do for you 💕💕💕. Can I also ask you something else? I’d like some advice on my relationship with William D(Taurus). We are still dating and I’d like to know why the relationship is still stagnant, he didn’t ask me to be his girlfriend. I’m really confused and lost. I don’t know what he is thinking of feeling. Thanks a lot ✨💕 Sarah C Leo

Thankyooou aaaanywaaaay. And can yooou pllllllzzz share this post i made about my cancer fund (ifk where it is zt top aparently) and its just i need a signal boost bro, seerrriously its getting bad man, ifkn waaaat what to do....zhhh, stressss....anxiety.......no meds.....no treatment....not on the organ donor list (ugh) fucksakesmylife(omfg) sorry rant a holuc here ., 😔😪😮😮😮😫😫😫🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐☹

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Everyone's response: pretty much ........

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Cancer Awareness Month September!!!! REPRESENT !!!!!♥️🎃☠💲🎗😪🌟😞🥇😫👀.....

Is someone in mhhhh paypal yet??? I need goooods,food,, not junk food, good shig like health stule my diet is stricg being so siccck, i cant handle much stuff in my stomach only certain foods(light foods )

#cancer #cancer awareness #september cancer awareness #divination #grunge #grungecore #faery wicca #fig faeth #faerycore #fae witch #fae tales #fae folk #fae talks #faerie #faegrifted #pagans of tumblr #lgbt pagans #pagans ask #pagansofinstagram #paganstyle #paganspirit #pagansupplies #witch shop #shopping on a budget #shopping online #reading online #online tarot reading #online psychic #make money online

[glitchymeowstic]

oooverhtinkijg

#canntnsrop overhtunkijg #it doesntn involv m #shhshshhsh #shhhh #zhhh #shhhit