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Friendly reminder that I don't post things here anymore

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STOP FOLLOWING THIS BLOG 🗣📣

Friendly reminder that I don't post things here anymore

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Friendly reminder that I don't post things here anymore

#and i'm only posting this bc people keep following this blog for some reason

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𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚆𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛

The clown that once ran @painted-piggy-ships-archive has now taken up residence here after feeling exhausted with my very first self ship blog. It served me well for almost three years (the blog itself turns 3 in February of 2023). Can you believe I only joined Tumblr in 2020?

Anywho, the name’s Keaton/Clownie and I am mostly attracted to a vast selection of fictional villains, but my other consistent interests include the arts (particularly film and writing) and the horror genre. This blog will be a mix of self shipping content and personal ramblings.

Current Pronouns: Hye/Hymn/Hymns/Hymnself, Lamb/Lambs/Lambself, It/Its, Mutt/Mutts/Muttself, Snow/Snows/Snowself, Teeth/Teeths/Toothself, 🦷/🦷s, ❄️/❄️s

Other Blogs: Horror Content - @phone-in-the-attic Film Reviews/etc - @cinephile-inc Batman Content - @the-jokers-husband​ Harry Potter Content (For people who hate JKR and aren’t terfs/bigots/etc only, of course) - @americannslytherinn​ Main/Dump - @offbeat-the-clownlord​​

DNI: Terfs, bigots (racists, homophobes, etc), Joker/Harley shippers, proshippers, generally hateful people

F/o list below the cut (Short version)

Keep reading

#new blog

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self ship blog archive

main: @offbeat-the-clownlord

new blog: @circusgoth-dotcom

old content i’m too sentimental about to delete but i feel i have outgrown

#pinned post #self shipping #self shipping community #piggy oinks #personal

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once again thinking about making an entirely new blog, might go ahead and do it for real this time and make this an archive of sorts

#there's only like three people who actively interact with my posts here anymore anyway #piggy oinks #personal

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hmm artists what feature do you draw on the face first. this is for science btw.

#ears/eyes i think #q'd #depending on if the ears are visible or not

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Text: PSA to anyone with a tree nut allergy who frequents starbucks. We have a new drink called the pistachio cold foam cold brew and our pistachio sauce not only has real pistachio in it, the syrup sticks inside the blender and will 100% not fully wash off with the rinsers we use (its just water). I highly suggest if you want a cold foam drink during Jan-March you request it done in a sanitized blender to lower the chance of having a reaction if you are at risk.

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Hey guess what!! Your f/o is thinking about you right now!!

Yeah, you!! And only you, they can’t seem to get you off their mind. They told me themself! They’re just too embarrassed to say it.

#🃏A Joker and His Ace🃏 #🪐All Shook Up🪐

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oh come on you can’t make nicolas cage dracula, that’s entirely unfair. i am already weirdly attracted to the man as is

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Do my mutuals/followers wear timberland boots. What are they like and what are the benefits

#i kind of want a pair #but i really just want heavy/clunky boots/shoes in general #piggy oinks #personal

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The greatest honour I can bestow upon my favourite characters is making them suffer

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I am desperately in need of an irl companion but idk how to approach people and begin relationships bc every one I've ever had was from someone else approaching me first

#piggy oinks #personal

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Peter, about Egon (to Ferris): Come get your man he just said "flabbergasted" in front of the hoes.

#q'd #incorrect quotes

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