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i only just now realized your pfp is katakuri after 4 years of following your stuff. as you can tell im very smart.

also god katakuri is hot

Lol it's cool, tho I'm curious what you always thought it was. And yes katakuri is in fact hot and also adorable. Look at his blushing cheekssss

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espera ¿eres bilingüe o es el traductor? es bastante tiempo donde puede ver tus obras por preguntar.

No hablo español así que usé un traductor, pero estudié ruso en la universidad y ahora estoy aprendiendo japonés!

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Compadre una pregunta ¿Cuanto tiempo llevaqs haciendo esto de los headcanon? digo soy nuevo y son muchos aunque eso si son bastante buenos.

He estado escribiendo headcanons durante unos 7 u 8 años, y he estado escribiendo fanfiction desde que estaba en la escuela secundaria. Entonces he estado practicando durante mucho tiempo. Sinceramente, ese es mi consejo: practica y escribe lo que te interese

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I find it funny so many people are asking for written headcanons despite not being able to read 1 sentence that clearly says "im not taking requests". Hope your day goes well.

Thanks lol. Like it's also annoying when there isn't even a hello or a please, like even if I wasn't on hiatus I'm not a vending machine. If you can't take the millisecond to check if I'm open for requests and the second to type "hi" or "ty" at the end of an ask I'm def not taking the time to write anything for you, simple as

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.Or how about fuyumi and nejire hado with a male s/o Titan enhanced camera that returned from his battle and his hero work (how would they react to his powers and his update, I imagine that he had to make up an excuse for his updates ) and you could write their reactions to chapter 67 of skibidi toiler of the battle against the scientist and his return when everything at the base was over. PLEASE

Please read/reread the header on this blog. I'm on hiatus.

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Hello i just discover your account and i know you are on hiatus I maybe you not gonna answers but i saw you have OCs ? Do you have works with them ? They seems all really cool i would love to read about them

Np, thanks for asking! I've got an oc tag that's just #oc on here, and if you hit up my AO3 I have a few fics with them if you filter my works to include the OC / Original Character tag there

The two biggest/longest fics are with my BNHA OC Millie ("Snacks and Strangers") and my One Piece OC Minerva ("Pars Una", easily the longest thing I've ever written so far lol)

#oc

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Hello, can I ask for a Soulmate Scenery! Au Where Momo Meets the Reader who has the Destruction Quirk and who is her Soulmate. But her parents and Endeavor want her to marry Shoto due to the fact that the reader is poor and humble.

My requests are closed and this blog is on hiatus.

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When you go into the Velvet Room and there's a new fucking poem on the floor

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I've seen the argument that Persona 5 couldn't have had a female MC because "everyone would just ship her with Akechi and that'd ruin the complex connection/friendship/rivalry they have" and I'm like...mother fucker, people ALREADY do that with Ren and Akechi lol

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I wanna slonk Ichiban silly style. :)

God sex with him is either super silly or super passionate and serious

Like imagine doing a sexy cosplay of a Dragon Quest character and he's so focused on the details you got right and is just infodumping while also having a giant erection because...tiddy! All for him! 👀

Or showering/bathing after sex and you do goofy shit with his hair while shampooing it. You make it into a mohawk or a giant cone and you both bust out laughing

Getting him to take his shirt off because you SWEAR, if he flexes his arms a certain way it makes the dragonfish on his back look like it's swimming/flying, and he actually believes you instead of realizing it's a ruse to get him shirtless

Introducing the concept of sending nudesor lewds to him by surprising him with a pic. Like he's in the middle of a substory or he's working at Ichiban Holdings and legit trips and falls to the ground because he wasn't expecting a [Critical Hit]. And he doesn't want to let on that he's seeing you naked and coyly covering your bits in a pic on his phone, but he also doesn't know how to respond either.

Eventually Saeko catches a glimpse and is like "Ohhh, that's why you're so flustered. Yeah, sometimes couples send pictures like that to each other on their phones. Just make sure you both have good security on there so it isn't hacked."

Like yk that image of the guy sharing his dick pic in the group chat for peer review by his other friends? That's Ichiban trying to write/send smth back. Nanba wants nothing to do with it and is like "I DO NOT need to see this" but everyone else offers some constructive criticism. Joon doesn't ever photograph himself for security reasons but he offers some tips, and Zhao and Adachi both give some good pointers as if they've both had extensive experience 🤔

#yakuza headcanons #yakuza 7 headcanons #ichiban kasuga x reader #like a dragon headcanons

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Tomura: I'm Shigaraki Tomura, who the hell are you?

Redestro: I must say, back in my day, we didn't talk that way to our elders.

Tomura: Well it's my day and we do, sir.

#incorrect bnha #tomura #redestro #silliness #source: the simpsons

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MHA Girls x shy, intelligent, and emotionally repressed male.

He is a very intelligent fighter, knows various jiu jitsu techniques, and can grapple against his enemies.

However, he has a certain trauma that he absolutely hates to think about, and he does not like to be vulnerable either.

If you have the time to write and send this, you have the time to glance at the link to my rules page and the top of this blog to read the capital letters spelling ON HIATUS

When I used to actually take requests on this account, I had a rule that a request could only have 3 maximum characters in it. "MHA Girls" is more than three characters and I'd have no idea who you specifically want me to write about.

I also don't expect courtesy from someone that can't spare the precious effort to glance at a Tumblr header for a millisecond, but in the future if you send a request to a writer maybe add a "hello" or some shit instead of treating us like a vending machine for nebulous writing requests.

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I was thinking about making a story about Bambietta x Shinigami Male Reader but i remembered that my writing sucks so i'll put the idea i have here since you have made a Bambietta x Reader before.

So i ask for a Bambietta x Shinigami Male Reader or just GN Reader

But the idea will be too long so i'll break it up into 3 seperate request and it could be either a trilogy of headcannons or just a simple headcannon, now without further ado to the request.

Part 1 : Perhaps Not Meant To Be

The first of the three part, Bambietta meets the reader in the human world by accident, then they became friend and after sometime their friendship grow to become lover. After a few years either Bambietta found out the reader true identity, after that she confronts the reader about and reveal the she is a Quincy, then the both of them fight but neither of them is able to kill because even though they are enemies they still loved each other, the fight ended with a draw. Here they decided with a heavy heart to break up (i could imagine the scene here, the reader and Bambietta standing in large crater, both of them are exhausted physically and mentally. Agreeing to break up, they turn around and walked away, but after they are both far enough they started to cry)

That is all for part 1, i know it's kinda long but hey it's an intresting idea. I'll post part 2 later when i have the energy to do it.

This is without a doubt one of the most entitled things I've ever been sent and it's a great example why I left this blog.

First of all I have in giant fucking letters on my header two words:

ON HIATUS

Even if I were still taking requests, I wouldn't take this ridiculously long 3-parter because if you've thought this long and hard about what you want this fic to be to the point you're sending exhaustive three part requests for it, just write it yourself or if you really aren't motivated or confident in your writing skills, then you could have commissioned any other fic writer that ISN'T on hiatus. Just a heads-up though, make sure to read their header to see if they're actually taking requests or commissions this time around. It might piss them off otherwise.

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Yay, requests are open! Also, congrats on finishing another year of school! May I request headcanons for X Drake, Jack the Drought, and King the Wildfire falling in love with a local Wano woman (how they would react to falling in love, confessions, that sort of thing). Have a great day and stay healthy ^.^

(Ooh, my first Jack and King request ever :D Hopefully I don't fuck up their characters, I'm just quickly browsing through their OPWiki pages just for a refresher on them lol)

TW: some slightly yandere content (for Jack and moreso King's sections)

X-Drake

THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE MISSION. He knows how dangerous it would be for her if he pursued her so he'd try to keep his feelings suppressed. He wouldn't be able to completely keep her out of his mind though, so he'd compromise with himself by watching over her from afar. Any danger or trouble that comes to her town always manages to avoid her home specifically. Is there a shortage of food? X-Drake's crew makes sure there's enough for her and her family. As much as he wants to help the whole town, he can't afford to draw suspicion by being too charitable as one of Kaido's crewmates.

She might notice him watching her from afar and he would be so flustered, lol. Like he'll whip around and walk away in a nanosecond and continue doing whatever he was doing, but now he's got a bit of pink in his cheeks. If she started approaching him more often or leaving him notes or something at a distance, he'd be hesitant to return those affections just because he doesn't want to drag them into danger.

In the end though, I think that he wouldn't be able to separate himself from her entirely. He has a sense of chivalry and he thinks that it isn't fair to do that without at least telling her why. He'd arrange to meet with her in private since he doesn't want to just leave a note for her, but the moment he's finally in a room with just her, seeing her look up at him...he can't do it. He can't leave her. He'll confess his feelings and then tell her that he understands if she doesn't return them or doesn't want to be with him due to how dangerous it could be. And if she insists on being with him regardless of that, he'd make sure he keeps her safe and vows to protect her for as long as he draws breath.

He's such a gentleman that it hurts lmao. Flowers, holding doors and chairs out for her, politely averting his gaze when she's even slightly undressed (seriously, she could be in a kimono with bare shoulders like Black Maria's and he'll bite his cheek and look away to give her "privacy") He also dislikes whenever she's around other pirates and tries to distance her from his business unless he can't avoid it. Also the first time they kiss is THE most romantic thing ever; he even does that thing where he brushes a stray piece of hair behind her ear, and dips her back a little bit while holding her when he goes in to kiss her. It's probably done in the moonlight, he's caressing the small of her back, it's straight out of a storybook.

Jack

Jack is someone who's easily angered and who will rampage if pushed further. I think that he feels all of his emotions in an intense way, so when he falls in love he falls pretty damn hard. Once he sets his sights on ____ he's going to immediately try to court them.

He's been in Wano for a while and knows what's typically expected of someone trying to show their feelings/intentions, so he'll send her letters and small gifts for a while before inviting her to meet with him one evening so he can formally propose to her. I HC that Wano's views on romance and marriage are a mix between Heian and Edo-era customs of courtship, so things move to marriage pretty quickly by modern standards. He'll offer a VERY sizeable dowry to her family in exchange for their blessing, and since she'd be marrying one of the Tobi Roppo they know she'll be living very well.

If she or her family refused, though...Jack won't take no for an answer. He'll simply return the next day, take ____ over his shoulder, and if she protests he'll threaten to have her family imprisoned with a life sentence for treason. In his mind she should be happy he's even leaving them alive after rejecting his generous offer.

If she and her family DO accept, he's very happy and makes sure his wife and in-laws are cared for. His wife would move in with him at Onigashima, and her family would never have to worry about anything financially ever again (and in Wano, that is a very rare blessing). He'll spoil his wife with all sorts of finery and anything she'd like, and he's also more affectionate than you may think when in public; he'll always have her on his shoulder or even on one of his tusks if he isn't carrying her bridal style, lol. And in private, he's such a teddy bear: nuzzling her neck and cheek with his fingers (he might hurt her with how wife and obtrusive his tusks are otherwise), holding her close while she lays on his chest, picking her up and lifting his mask to kiss her properly, etc.

King

King's described as a ruthless, cold-blooded, "torture-loving pervert", so catching his eye is NOT good. He doesn't express romantic interest the same way most people do, so his s/o may not even realize he has feelings for her. He tends to stare at her a lot but since he's completely covered by his suit, she probably doesn't even realize he's staring at her specifically. That's the closest he really gets to showing how he feels about her at this stage.

He'll skip the dowry and just arrive to her house to personally inform ____ that she's to pack her things and come with him so he can have her as his bride. If she resists or refuses, he just goes outside and kills the nearest person he sees before telling her that unless she wants to get another one of her neighbors killed, she'll do what he says and come with him.

If she agrees without any trouble and comes with him, he's a bit kinder (as much as he can be, lol) and orders his men to help move her things to his home. He also provides her family with a proper dowry as a wedding gift and makes sure his wife is well cared for in his home. Her wardrobe contains fine silks, jewelry made from jade and Sea Prism Stone, and he'd even give her gifts based off of what she likes or is interested in: books, plants, instruments, etc.

He gets more affectionate and open after the wedding as opposed to any time before it. The suit keeps him from kissing her directly most of the time (maybe he can take it off? We don't know much about his race so maybe he's stuck in there lol) so he prefers to put his covered mouth against hers or brush his fingers over her lips. He'll also embrace her with his wings whenever he hugs her, which he ONLY does in private--if someone sees the two of them being affectionate, they're lucky if they make it out alive.

#.jack #.x-drake #.king #yandere jack #yandere x-drake #yandere king #yandere one piece #.one piece #.myshit

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Hiii can I get a Kamui woods x Fem reader and just some cuddles please?? Ty!

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Hello!!!! May I please get some headcanons of Kensei meeting and falling for a very sweet, gentle, kind, and calm friend of Shuuhei's????? Don't hesitate to add in some NSFW content if you are feeling it. 

My bio clearly states I'm on hiatus and so does the pinned post below it, so requests are closed.

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Don't worry it's not a request just wanted to check in to see how you're doing. I hope you start writing again cus I really enjoyed your style, but if you don't that's fine too

Thanks 💖 Currently I'm not writing here but I am on my darker content blog since it consistently gets a lot of feedback, but I understand that it isn't for everyone who read and enjoyed my stuff here. Currently I'm working a lot and don't have as much time to write requests even on @stupid-sloot-headcanons , but I'm doing commissions and whatnot albeit at a snail's pace lol

#sweetness