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handmade-witch · 2 months

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Incorrect Quotes Generator x Slytherin Boys part 3:

Part 1 ☆ Part 2 ☆ Part 4 ☆ Part 5 ☆ Part 6

Draco: I'm never having a debate with Mattheo again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."

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*Theodore is casually searching around the room*

Draco: Hey Theodore, what’re you looking for?

Theodore: My will to live.

*[Y/N] walks into the room*

Theodore: Oh, there it is.

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Mattheo: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Theodore: All the time.

Mattheo: Then you should be used to it by now.

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*Mattheo and [Y/N] flirting with each other yet again*

Draco: And you two are sure you're not dating?

Mattheo: 100%.

[Y/N]: Of course not! Why would you think that?

Draco: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, [Y/N]. I fucking wonder.

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Lorenzo: Hey, [Y/N]! Did you know your my BFFLWYLION?

[Y/N]: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Lorenzo: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not.

[Y/N]:

[Y/N]: That’s one way to say it, I guess…

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[Y/N]: ARE YOU-

Mattheo: Fucking.

[Y/N]: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Mattheo: Fucking.

[Y/N]: IDIOT!

Draco: …What was that?

Mattheo: Theodore banned [Y/N] from swearing, so I’m helping them out.

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*Theodore sneezes*

[Y/N]: Theodore, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!

*Draco sneezes*

[Y/N]: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

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Mattheo: [Y/N], why is Theodore intruding on our cuddle time?

Theodore: [Y/N], why is Mattheo intruding on our cuddle time?

[Y/N], in distress: Please… I have two hands…

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[Y/N]: Why can’t we all just get along?

Mattheo: Because most of us are assholes, [Y/N].

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Lorenzo: You look mentally ill.

[Y/N]: I am. Let’s go.

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[Y/N]: You look good in that hoodie.

Lorenzo: You know where else I'd look good?

[Y/N], zero hesitation: My bed.

Lorenzo, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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Theodore: Mattheo isn't talking to me.

Draco: Enjoy it while it lasts.

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[Y/N]: You don't know anything about me!

Mattheo: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!

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Mattheo: I love you.

[Y/N]: How many people have you said that to?

Mattheo: Everyone.

[Y/N]: What?

Mattheo: I told everyone that I love you.

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Mattheo: I’m doing my best.

[Y/N]: You’re not doing anything.

Mattheo: Yes, that’s what I’m best at.

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Mattheo, trying to flirt with Theodore: I think both of our families suck.

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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*

Lorenzo: Would never stab anyone.

[Y/N]: Would stab someone in retaliation.

Draco: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.

Mattheo: Would stab without warning.

Blaise: Would stab as a warning.

#slytherin boys #lorenzo berkshire #theodore nott #blaise zabini #draco malfoy #matteo riddle #harry potter universe #incorrect quotes

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sleepybabybees · 1 month

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Incorrect quotes because I'm bored-

Price: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Gaz: I really care about your feelings!

Soap: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Price, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Roach: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Ghost: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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Price: You know what?

Price: When I join this friend group I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit.

*Soap, Gaz and Roach continue screaming about mold water*

Price: Not the other way around.

Ghost: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water.

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Soap: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Ghost: It was Gaz.

Price: It was Gaz.

Roach: Gaz broke it.

Gaz:

Gaz: ...yOU PROMISED-

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Roach, singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—

Ghost: A family.

Price: A better love life.

Gaz: Mental stability.

Soap: *clueless* Bagels?

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Soap: What's the worst thing you guys have done?

Roach: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.

Ghost: I kicked Price in the shin-

Price: -So I kicked Ghost between the legs.

Gaz: I burned a town down.

Soap: What?!

Price: What the hell is wrong with you?!?

Gaz: A lot of things.

Ghost: No shit.

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Gaz: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Soap: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Price: Orange was first used to refer to the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a colour until 1000 years ago.

Ghost: What was the colour called before then?

Roach: There was no colour, duh! Everything was black and white!

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Soap: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?

Ghost: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.

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Ghost: Boo! Boo, I say!

Soap: Ghost?

Ghost: Oh, I am not Ghost. I am the scariest thing known to mankind. A failed math test!

Soap: Yeah, right… I’m gonna move on now…

Ghost: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice!

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Nik: *angrily presses Price against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!

Price: ...

Price: Are we about to kiss-

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Nik: You need to be more careful!

Price, who was dragged into Nik's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

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Nik, sweating: Price, there’s something I need to ask you-

Price: Finally! You’re proposing!

Nik: How’d you know?

Price: Nik, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Price: I even picked it up once.

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Laswell: Two bros!

Laswell: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Laswell: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

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Laswell: Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.

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Price: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people?

Laswell: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause.

Price: Won’t people think it’s weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though?

Laswell: I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.

#incorrect quotes #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #john price #ghostsoap #sergeant kyle gaz garrick #gaz garrick #gary roach sanderson #cod mw2 #my wifi is out so im bored-#i love them #cod nikolai #nikprice #kate laswell

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brokenstar28 · 8 months

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Incorrect Bat-Family Quotes

Bruce: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.

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Jason: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

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Tim, sleep deprived: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?

Dick: Get two more chairs.

Bruce: Cut each chair in half to make six.

Damian: Make them fight for a chair.

Jason: Get rid of two kids.

Babs: Just make two of the kids stand.

Bruce: ...That makes more sense.

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Dick: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Tim, sleep deprived: That's deep.

Damian: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.

Tim, still sleep deprived: That's deeper.

Jason: ...You guys are idiots.

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Damian: So I got this amazing plan!

Tim: We fail almost every time you say that.

Damian: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.

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Jason: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth

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Damian: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.

Bruce: *laughs* Book recommendation? I can’t read!

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Jason: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or under-cooked.

Dick: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?

Jason: Result, the food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.

Tim: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!

Damian: ...put it away.

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Jason: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.

Damian: But you do know better. Somehow.

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Tim: I am going to cry. I’m going to cry until I can no longer physically cry anymore because all the water in my body is gone and I die from dehydration.

Jason: Are you okay?

Damian: Did you actually just ask him that? Like, you need that to be answered otherwise you won’t know?

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Tim: Just took a personality test and got an A+.

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Dick: Just one more! And then maybe another one.

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Jason: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?

Tim, has not slept all mouth: Doritos cool ranch.

Jason: ...

Jason: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.

(It's the 14th of April) Tim: I love that song.

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Bruce: Hey Jason, do you have any hobbies?

Jason: Swimming...

Bruce: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-

Jason: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

#bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #damian wayne #robin #barbara gordon #oracle #batfam shenanigans #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect bat-fam quotes #sleep deprived tim drake

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devilsrecreation · 3 months

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Outlander Incorrect Quotes pt 3

Janja: *mocking Jasiri* Miss me, miss me, now you gotta ki- *pauses*

Jasiri: Now, I gotta what? 😏

Janja: Nothing, forget it-

Jasiri: No no no, now I gotta what? 😏

Some hater: Listen to me, I don’t like you!

Shupavu: Do we give a fuck?

Njano: No, not one.

Shupavu: How many fucks do we give?

Njano: Zero.

Shupavu: Exactly. Therefore, your comment is

Both: ✨Irrelevant✨

Reirei: My husband is wearing a fucking suit to his autism diagnosis appointment

Goigoi: It’s a special event :D

Reirei: Shut up-

Janja: I don’t see any beautiful girls

Reirei: Just turn around~

Janja: Reirei please, only one of us can hallucinate at a time

Goigoi: Who’s the toughest animal you know?

Dogo: Mom.

Goigoi: …….Who’s the toughest male animal you know?

Dogo: You’re the toughest male animal I know!

Human AU

Nduli/Hodari: I made you a friendship bracelet!

Kiburi/Makuu: I’m not really a jewelry person

Nduli/Hodari: You don’t have to wear it

Kiburi/Makuu: No, I’m gonna wear it. Forever. Back off

Some female jackal: What’s your type?

Goigoi: I have a mate

Jackal: So what’s your type then?

Goigoi: …My mate

Jackal: What does she look like?

Goigoi: She looks like my mate

Jackal: So what would you rate me out of ten?

Goigoi: I can’t do that

Jackal: You can’t rate me at all?

Goigoi: Nope

Jackal: Then what would you rate your girlfriend out of ten?

Goigoi: She broke my scale cuz she’s so beautiful

Jasiri: You guys kidnapped Queen Dhahabu?! That's illegal!!!

Cheezi: But Jasiri, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Dhahabu or destroying the Outlands?

Jasiri: Kidnapping Queen Dhahabu, Cheezi!

Janja: Jasiri. Listen. Whatever I may think of you right now, these guys are counting on you. You inspire them!

Jasiri: What? T-To kidnap animals?

Janja: To work together!

Jasiri: TO KIDNAP ANIMALS?!?

Chungu: Prime Minister Jasiri, we all agreed a celebrity is not an animal

Sumu: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me

Sumu: Kenge, I’m begging you to go to a healer

Kenge: Sorry, is this OUR stab wound?! Stay out of it!

Sumu: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Kenge’s been raging in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

Kenge: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Sumu: I do have a sense of humor you know

Kenge: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Sumu: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

Kenge: You kill animals for food?!

Sumu: I can explain!

Kenge: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

After he accidentally said ‘little’ in front of Kenge:

Janja: Top 30 reasons why we’re sorry…Number 5 will surprise you!

Kenge: Top 30 anime deaths. Number 1:YOUR FUCKING TAIL RIGHT NOW

Nduli: What’s the height of stupidity?

Kiburi: *turning to Tamka* How tall are you?

Janja, driving his crew: So how was your day?

Cheezi: We almost got surprise adopted!

Chungu: Yeah!

Janja: What?

Nne: We almost got kidnapped.

Janja: Oh, okay.

Janja: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Store Worker: Would a Mx. Kiburi please come to the front desk?

Kiburi, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Tamka and Nduli

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Tamka and Nduli, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Kiburi: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Ushari: How's the lovliest animal here~?

Shupavu: I don't know, how are they~?

Ushari, flustered: I-

Njano, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

Tamka: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Kiburi?

Kiburi: … No.

Nduli: I do!

Kiburi: I know, Nduli.

Nduli: I’m sad!

Kiburi: I know, Nduli.

Jasiri: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Shupavu: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Njano isn’t

Human AU

Tamka: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Kiburi: You’re a hazard to society

Nduli: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Kiburi: Heh. Look at those guys using that cliff as a slide

Janja: *chuckles* What furbrains!

Kiburi: Idiots.

Janja and Kiburi: *realizes it’s Chungu, Cheezi, Tamka, and Nduli*

Janja: Wait a minute…

Both: *simultaneously* THOSE ARE OUR FURBRAINS/IDIOTS

#source: various #i may or may not have gone a lil overboard #also never really went into kenge and sumu’s dynamic but i like it #50% wholesome 50% friendly banter #that’s just how they are #tlg outlanders #the lion guard

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roguemage64 · 8 months

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I had such a fun time with this incorrect quote generator! Hope y’all enjoy what it came up with 😄

Incorrect She-ra Quotes

Catra: This is bothering me.

Adora: Well, you are digging up a corpse.

Catra: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

Catra: So what’s for dinner?

Adora, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.

Catra: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Adora: What's that?

Catra: Remorse code.

Adora: I'm even angrier now.

Catra: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Adora: What did you do?

Catra: Nobody died.

Adora: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Catra: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Adora: *chugs entire bottle*

Adora: It’s perfume.

Catra, tending to Adora's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Adora: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Adora: Violence isn't the answer.

Catra: You’re right.

Adora: *sighs in relief*

Catra: Violence is the question.

Adora: What?

Catra, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Adora, running after her: NO-

Adora: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Catra: Oh, you’ve been?

Adora : Once. In Monopoly.

Catra, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Adora: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a jerk.

Catra: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is the most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Adora's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. I can’t get her out...

The rest of the Princess Alliance:

Catra: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Adora: Only if you also don't ask why

Adora: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Catra:

Adora:

Catra: This one is fine.

Catra: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Bow: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Adora: I got distracted about halfway through.

Glimmer: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Catra: Great.

Adora: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Glimmer: OH MY GOSH BOW FELL OFF!!!

Glimmer: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Adora: I don’t know how to do that.

Bow: I don’t wear a watch.

Catra: Time is a construct.

Bow: You know those things will kill you, right?

Glimmer, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Catra, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Adora: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Adora: I’m an idiot.

Catra:

Glimmer:

Bow:

Adora:

Catra: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Scorpia: What does 'take out' mean?

Adora: Food.

Bow: Dating

Glimmer: Murder

Catra: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Scorpia: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Adora: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Glimmer: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Bow: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Catra: My moral code, is that you?

Scorpia:

Scorpia: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mothers left me but do you guys need a hug?

Adora: You're a loose cannon, Catra.

Catra: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Bow: I think you play by your own rules.

Glimmer: No way, she think rules were made to be broken.

Adora: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Catra: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Scorpia is a loose cannon.

Scorpia: *accidentally smashes a chair*

Adora: Nothing in life is free.

Perfuma: Love is free!

Sea Hawk: Adventure is free!

Bow: Knowledge is free.

Catra: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Catra: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Adora: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Glimmer: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Catra: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Bow: What is wrong with you people.

Catra: Anyone d-

Adora: Depressed?

Bow: Drained?

Glimmer: Dumb?

Scorpia: Disliked?

Catra: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

Catra: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Adora will and will not eat.

Glimmer: Grass? Yes!

Catra: Moss? Yes!!

Glimmer: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Catra: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Glimmer: Worms? Sometimes!

Catra: Rocks? Usually nah.

Glimmer: Twigs? Usually!

Catra: Scorpia’s cooking? Inconclusive!

Perfuma: How did you… test this?

Catra: You just hand her stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if she eats it, she eats it.

Perfuma: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Bow: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Adora: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Catra: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Bow: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Glimmer: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Perfuma: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Perfuma: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Adora: Have everyone stand.

Bow: Bring three more chairs!

Glimmer: The most important ones can sit down.

Catra: Kill three.

Glimmer: Good morning.

Adora: Good morning.

Bow: Good morning.

Scoria: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Catra: MORNING SCUMBAGS

Adora: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Glimmer: Several traffic violations.

Catra: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Scorpia: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Bow: Also, that’s not our car.

Catra: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...

Glimmer: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!

Scorpia: In your pantry!

Catra: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?

Glimmer: Is your friend here?

Catra, motioning to Adora: Yeah.

Glimmer, to Adora: You're a monster! Words MEAN things!

Bow: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-

Bow: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!

Bow: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN

Everyone else: No.

Bow, to Glimmer and Catra: YOU MONSTERS

Glimmer: YAAAAAAAAY!

Catra: THE PRESTIGE

Catra: Bye Adora! Bye Bow! Bye Glimmer! Bye Scorpia! Bye Adora!

Bow: You said ‘bye Adora’ twice.

Catra: I like Adora.

Scorpia: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Glimmer: 'Prettiest Smile'

Bow: 'Nicest Personality'

Catra: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Adora: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Bow: You kidnapped Adora? That’s illegal!

Catra: But Bow, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Adora, or destroying our dreams?

Bow: Kidnapping Adora, Catra!!!

Glimmer: Bow, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

Bow: What, to kidnap people?!?!

Glimmer: To work together!

Bow: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!

Glimmer: Bow, we all agreed celebrities were an exception.

*The squad is over at Catra's house*

Adora: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Catra: ... N-No...

Catra, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Adora, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

Bow: I see a-

Catra, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Adora: Oh, well I-

Catra: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Catra, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Glimmer: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Scorpia: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Catra: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Catra: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Catra, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Catra: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Perfuma, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Catra:

Adora: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Catra:

Catra, ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

Catra: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!

Adora: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Bow: More or less, I guess...

Glimmer: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!

Scorpia: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.

Perfuma: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

Bow: Just be yourself.

Catra: 'Be myself'? Bow, I have one day to win Adora over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Perfuma: Couple weeks.

Mermista: Six months.

Glimmer: Jury’s still out.

Catra: See, Bow?

Catra: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

Catra: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Adora: Okay, but what is updog?

Bow: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Glimmer: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Scorpia: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Perfuma: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Catra: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Glimmer: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Bow: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Adora: What’s a henway??

Catra: Oh, about five pounds.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Catra: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Adora: ...I did. I broke it.

Catra: No. No you didn't. Bow?

Bow: Don't look at me. Look at Glimmer.

Glimmer: What?! I didn't break it.

Bow: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Glimmer: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Bow: Suspicious.

Glimmer: No, it's not!

Scorpia: If it matters, probably not, but Perfuma was the last one to use it.

Perfuma: Lies! I don't even drink that trash.

Scorpia: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Perfuma: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Scorpia!

Adora: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Catra.

Catra: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Scorpia: Catra... Bow's been awfully quiet.

Bow: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Catra, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Catra: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Catra:

Catra: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

*The squad right before Adora (and Catra)'s wedding*

Catra: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Bow: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Glimmer: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Scorpia: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Perfuma, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Perfuma: Thanks fam!

Mermista: oh no

Scorpia: *cries* I love you too

Glimmer: Sounds fake but okay

Adora: *A flustered mess*

Catra: can i get a refund

Adora: We need to distract these guys

Catra: Leave it to me

Catra: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Bow, Glimmer, and Mermista: *Immediately begin arguing*

Perfuma, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

Catra: Rules are made to be broken.

Adora: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Bow: Uh, piñatas.

Scorpia: Glow sticks.

Glimmer: Karate boards.

Perfuma: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Catra: Rules.

Adora:

Catra: Time for plan G.

Adora: Don’t you mean plan B?

Catra: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Bow: What about plan D?

Catra: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Glimmer: What about plan E?

Catra: I’m hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.

Glimmer: I like plan E.

Adora: So are we flirting right now?

Catra: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Adora: That doesn’t answer my question

Adora: Catra, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Catra: Well of course I have.

Catra: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Catra: It's boring.

Catra: Can you keep a secret?

Adora: Do you know anything about my life?

Catra: Yes I do. Good point.

Catra: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Adora, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Catra: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Adora: How can you still say that?

Catra: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

Catra: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Adora: I think you mean cards.

Catra, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.

Adora: How do I deal with my enemies?

Catra: Kill them

Adora: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Catra: Kill them only a little?

Catra: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Adora: You and me!!!

Catra, tearing up: Okay.

Catra: I’m going to take you out

Adora: great, it’s a date!

Catra: I meant that as a threat.

Adora: See you at five!

Adora: This is such a bad idea.

Catra: Then why are you coming along?

Adora: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Catra: Am I in trouble?

Adora: Take a guess.

Catra: No?

Adora: Take another guess.

Catra: You kill people for money?!

Adora: I can explain!

Catra: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

Adora: I was arrested for being too cool.

Catra: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

These quotes are generated from https://incorrectquotesgenerator.com

#she ra incorrect quotes #she ra and the princesses of power #incorrect quotes #catra #spop adora #adora x catra #glimbow #glimmer #catradora

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derpyfangirl · 1 year

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Another Pokemon Scarlet/Violet AU thought dump

Inspired by @k-chips and @ameftowriter and I’s discussion on this post,here’s another dive into a Pokemon Scarlet/Violet AU.

To start, I have a theory regarding the professor that’s not present- Turo in Scarlet, Sada in Violet- that was partially inspired by the idea of villain!Clavell.

Now, I might be incorrect as I can’t find any quotes or maybe I imagined it, but I’m pretty sure AISada and AITuro mention that people can’t survive entering the time machine. Thing is, how would they know this unless it happened before?

Also, isn’t it strange that the other professor would just walk out on what can be assumed to be a happy family following Arven’s birth? Yeah, could be nerves, could be cold feet, could be a difference in opinion- but here’s the thing: they had already successfully brought something through the machine. Koraidon/Miraidon are noted as having come through PRIOR to Arven’s birth. So, what gives? If they also wanted to bring Pokemon from the past/future here, why leave when you got the machine finally working? This is where shit gets dark.

Continues under the read more.

My theory is, what if the other professor died testing if people could travel through the machine? Or fell into it?

As per usual, this analysis takes place in the Scarlet timeline, but can apply to Violet as well.

We know that by the time she writes in the journal that she needs more help and that “that man walked out shortly after the boy was born”, Sada is likely so obsessed that the other researchers- Clavell and Jacq included- have left. She could seen her husband dying as ‘walking away’. What if Turo was killed when he walked into the activated machine, getting sucked in and, unable to cope with the idea her dream has killed her beloved spouse and the father of her son, Sada instead chose to believe he walked out on her and Arven.

In regards to the AU discussed in the linked post, Clavell is a skilled manipulator and liar. What I see happening shortly after Arven being born is this:

Sada and Turo, having worked hard on their dream for so long, now have a newborn baby. They agree that work on the machine will need to slow down so they can spend time with their son and raise him together. One night while Sada is still in the hospital following Arven’s birth, Turo is in Area Zero finishing some calibrations on the machine and talking to Clavell, who came to visit and check in on the status of their research. When he’s told that the professors plan to delay their research for a few years, Clavell argues that they can’t, it won’t do, what about their momentum so far?

Turo, not as obsessed with the project as his wife and has noticed their old friend and mentor’s interest in Koraidon and the potential Paradox Pokemon, confronts Clavell, demanding to know why he’s so intent on them essentially pushing their son to the side and focusing solely on their research. Turo realizes that Clavell has been using them and goes to shut it all down, stating once he tells Sada what’s happening she’ll agree with his actions. Clavell won’t let his dream be destroyed when its only just began, and the pair fight.

At one point, the machine is activated and Turo is shoved away from Clavell, and to both their horrors is dragged into it and killed. With the danger to his dreams eliminated, Clavell decides to use this to his advantage and creates a goodbye letter from Turo, stating he’s not ready for all this and that Sada and their son will only hold him back. He tells Sada when he went to see Turo in the lab he found the letter and tricks her into thinking her husband walked out on their family and, in her anger and despair, falls further into her research, not once questioning Clavell until she realizes she too is being used. By this point, Clavell has been actively using Arven as a bargaining chip- the faster she creates paradise, the faster she gets to see him again. Communication between her and Arven have been cut off to prevent Sada from reaching out to her son and telling him what’s happening, so Arven ventures into Area Zero before she’s killed, hoping to find his mom. He and Mabosstiff are attacked by a Roaring Moon, escaping with their lives, but Mabosstiff is still badly injured. Clavell uses this to his advantage.

“Now Sada, Arven has already almost died after being attacked by a Paradox Pokemon because he misses you. It would be a shame if he was “accidentally” injured by another “monster” attack, but this time without Mabosstiff to save him, hmm? We don’t want him to die like Turo did.”

“What do you mean, like Turo did?!”

This is when she finds out the truth- that her husband didn’t abandon her and Arven, he was killed.

The AU continues as described in the original post, but with the added bit that Arven gets some sort of closure that the parent he thought left him and Sada actually loved him very much and wanted to be with them.

Again, thank you to @k-chips and @ameftowriter for inspiring this long ass post lol

#pokemon sv #pokemon scarlet/violet #professor sada #professor turo #clavell #my theory #scarlet/violet spoilers #i think?#scarlet/violet au #evil!clavell AU #apparently when I'm not feeling good i get ideas #its been bouncing around in my head for weeks #again can also apply to Pokemon Violet just swap some stuff

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daveyfvckingjacobs · 10 months

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Prev anon here PLEASE say more, I love modern aus sm

*dramatic sigh*

*checks watch* I have hw to do but if you insist

au is honestly the vaguest way to phrase it but I love it nonetheless. I think that the main reason yous all like the tweets so much is they’re 100% my mind without incorrect quotes or anything involved so thank @finchfvkingcortez and the hour long convos we have for that because that shit is BIZARRE

so yeah. sorta modern/social media where the main shenanigans we talk about are race and albert dealing with god damn tiktok comments (cause we all know they can be WILD). the most fleshed out bits are specific character hcs so yous get that first

as per usual with modern aus, the manhattan newsies collectively live in a group home (and milk tf out of it just because it gets funny reactions online). they’re pretty chill with it, and do weekend/morning newspaper rounds for what’s basically pocket money let’s be honest

anyway

character hcs

race - he/him, trans and ‘aggressively bi’. he went through the whole she/her > she/they > they/them > he/they > he/him pipeline and will murder you if you bring it up. he’s dating albert and spot, spot basically on accident after albert dared him to flirt with her and they flirted back and massively just Vibes™️. I feel like I overuse him in tweets but he’s so dumb that he just works here. autism/adhd king, with a sprinkling of ptsd, and he does NOT take his meds ever, driving everyone insane but they love him anyways. italian and very passionate about it. has way too much clout on tiktok and farms his friends for it

albert - he/him, gay, dating finch, spot and race “somehow”. I pretty much combine sky and jacob with him, where he has two older and one younger brother. benji is with a foster family albert didn’t want to stay with and their older brothers are in an endless battle to get custody of them both (he jokes about it sm and they both hate him for it, like “you got custody yet???” “fuck you”). he has too many piercings to count because he does them himself whenever he gets bored and Does Not Learn that it’s a bad idea. dealt with cd when he was younger but it didn’t develop further. he knows like three phrases in portuguese and got into an argument with finch about him being wrong without realising he was speaking spanish once

jack - he/him and bi, dating katherine and davey (after kath put a gun to his head and made him ask davey out). he’s the identified Big Brother of the others and takes it comically seriously while also being exhausted of them all. by all technicalities he’s flagged on every train line that leave the city because he definitely has not made it halfway to new mexico once at 11, but that’s irrelevant he’d never do that again nope. adhd and some mild abandonment issues, hands are always covered in doodles and he also draws on everyone else too whether they want him to or not

davey - he/they, demiboy and gay, dating Jack and has absolutely zero idea how it happened (“I’m going out with jack…” “your sisters ex?” “…yeah?” “ok then🧍”). he’s much more of a weirdo than people give them credit for and comes out with thee most concerning statements completely unprompted like it’s nothing. jewish, autistic with a side of anxiety that the newsies are helping a lot with and be spend 99% of their time with them between school to the point he’s almost dead on his feet. he’s this close to changing race’s twitter password, and is besties with elmer who loves the opportunity to speak polish with someone

crutchie - any pronouns, just chills with identifying as queer and milks ‘had polio in the 21st century’ like their life depends on it because how else are you gonna cope with severe neglect. most people call him charlie in public because they’re all terrified of getting chewed out by well meaning members of the public (crutchie won’t correct anyone). an absolute menace with nerf guns and usually sticks to jack like glue, because they spent time in and out of foster homes when they were much younger together

katherine - she/her, bi, dating jack. she’s practically an inch away from losing her job with how much time she spends not working to hang around with the newsies, is captain of the javey fan club and just all around a legend. constantly gets rich jokes and accepts it as necessary for their friendship. most of what I have for her aligns with canon already ngl

spot - she/he/they, genderfluid and bi, agab is the worlds biggest unsolved mystery that will remain unsolved. always refers to race and albert as her weird looking dogs. lives in a home in brooklyn after spending a few years completely on the streets. ptsd and absolutely no ability to acknowledge it (race and al help), and he’s absolutely covered in both stick and poked and legit but illegal tattoos

finch - he/him, gay, dating albert. he ran away a total of six times and lived in several parks for weeks before someone decided ‘hey maybe we should take him away lol’ and so deals with chronic hypothermia and trust issues. raised a baby sparrow that won’t leave now that it’s an adult, but he didn’t name it so the others just call it “finch’s baby boy”. irish/spanish decent but no real connection to either because it’s a link to his family, which he’d rather not have

morris - he/him, gay and steadily getting over a lot of internalised homophobia. spent way too much time with oscar in and out of crappy homes or their father/uncles ‘care’ so is very dependent on his brother. autism, ocd and cptsd, all of which he gets very little actual support for. he spends way too much money endlessly looping on the subway cause the movement is relaxing. he’s on friendlier terms with the newsies than oscar

oscar - he/it, aroace, probably aligns with agender but doesn’t think about it, autism/adhd (where adhd is significantly more apparent), bpd, aspd, cptsd and mild dyscalculia because he’s my current fav so I have to fuck it over the most. very protective over morris and has zero tolerance for the newsies unlike his brother. it’s camera roll consists entirely of bad candids of morris. taught himself to play a guitar he found in a skip, cannot read sheet music and primarily uses it as stim. I could do an entire thing just about modern delancey’s honestly

I said more x

feel free to ask stuff about this cause I love developing the nonsense the way I don’t get to just in the tweets

#newsies #newsies the musical #modern #social media au #newsies au #modern newsies #jack kelly #racetrack higgins #davey jacobs #morris delancey #oscar delancey #albert dasilva #katherine plumber #spot conlon #crutchie morris #finch cortes #newsies hc

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sssm1l3 · 1 year

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I used Incorrect Quotes Generator for this, but screenshots are being weird on my laptop so I either typed them or copy and pasted them. Enjoy

Robin: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Finney: What did you do? Robin: Nobody died. Finney: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Robin: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Finney: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Robin: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

*Robin and Finney are doing something absurdly dangerous* Robin: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time! Finney, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

Robin: So are we flirting right now? Finney: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU Robin: That doesn’t answer my question

Robin: You kill people for money?! Finney: I can explain! Robin: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

Robin: Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Finney, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Robin: Robin: fsh

Robin: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate? Finney: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

Robin: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Finney's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

Robin: This is bothering me. Finney: Well, you are digging up a corpse. Robin: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

Robin: Am I going too far? Finney: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Robin: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Finney: Finney: Robin, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Robin: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Finney: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Robin: *chugs entire bottle* Robin: It’s perfume.

Finney, tending to Robin's wounds: How would you rate your pain?Robin: Zero stars. Would NOT reccomend.

Robin: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Finney: How can you still say that? Robin: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

Robin: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Finney: Only if you also don't ask why Finney: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick. Robin: Finney: Robin: This one is fine

#the black phone #robin arellano #finney blake #finbin #rinney #incorrect quotes

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lily-orchard · 1 year

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If someone was going to fix the vandalism on TSR's tvtropes page, how would they do it? As someone who doesn't have experience with this

All of these suggestions are based on TVTropes own rules about correct troping, sourcing and context. You can just delete/replace where appropriate, and the reasons are given.

FANFIC

ALessonLearnedTooWell: Delete entry entirely

Reason: Incorrect trope. Also no context.

EasilyForgiven: Delete entry entirely

Reason: It takes several months to forgive Aliana, and that is due to the fact that she learned she had been making her fear for her life. The quote given is a clear example of cherry-picking.

UnpleasantParentReveal: Rey learns that her parents sold her for beer money because they found her to be annoying and burdensome.

Reason: Zero context example.

Possible Replacements / Additions

HoistByHisOwnPetard: Aliana and Rey demonstrate a sadistic cruelty where Kylo Ren is concerned, often putting off killing him to make him suffer. This means that Kylo Ren has more opportunities to escape and further damage the Resistance's efforts.

YMMV

RonTheDeathEater: Aliana gets this from some readers, who believe her to be a StrawFascist who kills people wantonly and is abusing Rey. Two hate fics have been written depicting Aliana as an overtly villainous rapist who abuses Rey and is secretly plotting galactic domination.

Reason: Previous edits removed context and failed to source the "in story decisions" they were claiming supported Aliana being an abuser. Furthermore to address the discussion page, not only are hate fics commonly included with this trope, the previous edits were extremely biased already.

Squick: Change Aliana to Rey. Also add they acknowledged the conversation was weird.

Reason: Rey was the one who suggested that if she'd been adopted she would still fall in love with Aliana. The one who added this just lied about which character it was.

UnintentionallySympathetic: Delete entry entirely

Reason: Unintentionally Sympathetic is when the story flubs a villain and makes them look for sympathetic, not when readers just decide to sympathize with a character more. The trope you're looking for is DracoInLeatherPants

UnintentionallyUnsympathetic: Delete second entry.

Reason: The story makes no attempt to absolve Mayrik of her decision to ferry Rey to Jakku, and Mayrik eventually apologizes to her and reveals Aliana was angry with her over it.

TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot: Delete entry entirely.

Reason: First entry is addressed and considered, just not in the way some readers wanted. Second entry is nonsensical. Star Wars doesn't linger on prosthetics very long and amputees are canon. There's no reason to delve into Aliana's psyche over the loss of a limb. The third entry is addressed and Mayrik apologizes to Rey. Furthermore, Mayrik isn't responsible for Rey being sold in the first place. The fourth is a duplicate of the second.

FANFICRECS

Face Down - Delete.

Reason: Racist hate fic nobody recommends.

Full House - Delete.

Reason: Racist hate fic nobody recommends.

Two Loving Mother's - Delete.

Reason: Sequel, not fanfic. Trope accordingly on regular pages.

Scent of Engine Oil - Delete.

Reason: Sequel, not fanfic. Trope accordingly on regular pages.

CHARACTERS

ALIANA BENIKO/DARTH AMOROSA

AffablyEvil: Delete entry entirely.

Reason: Not evil

KarmaHoudini: Delete entry entirely

Reason: Zero context example

PragmaticVillainy: Delete entry entirely

Reason: Not a villain

REY BENIKO

Correct folder to include surname.

ExtremeDoormat: Delete entry entirely

Reason: Rey's behavior crosses into borderline abusive territory at times, which results in an epiphany in the second act.

SatelliteLoveInterest: Delete entry entirely

Reason: Rey's arc in the story is the same as her arc in the films. She wants a family to love her. She also has an arc about being frustrated with the Will of the Force and deciding to take some time to decide what she wants out of life.

FINN

MadeASlave: Finn was enslaved by the First Order and raised from birth to kill for them.

Reason: IMPLIED?! It's not implied, he says it outright!

Satellite Character: Delete entry entirely

Reason: His folder is literally listed under "Supporting Characters."

POE

Satellite Character: Delete entry entirely

Reason: His folder is literally listed under "Supporting Characters."

TAHLEEA BENIKO

SympatheticSlaveOwner: Delete entry entirely

Reason: Incorrect use of trope.

Possible additions:

HeartfeltApology: As a ghost, Tahleea apologizes to Rey for her role in transporting her to Jakku, and even reveals that Aliana was furious with her over it. Rey accepts her apology and accepts Tahleea as her mother.

OldShame: Transporting Rey to Jakku

SadisticChoice: In a moment of desperation, Tahleea took a ferrying job to transport Rey to Jakku. On the way, she learned that Rey was being transported for slave labour and was left with two choices: Take Rey and run, potentially putting her own daughter in danger. Or continue on to Jakku and keep her daughter safe. Tahleea ultimately chose the latter.

LEIA ORGANA

Correct spelling and add surname

IrrationalHatred: Delete entry entirely

Reason: Leia's distrust of Aliana is deeper than this and explained in-story.

Possible additions:

MisdirectedOutburst: Leia believes the Dark Side, and only the Dark Side, is responsible for her son's turn to evil. As such she is unwilling to trust Aliana for much of the story as she does not want to accept that someone who uses the Dark Side could be altruistic.

LUKE SKYWALKER

Move to Supporting Characters. Also fix spelling on Luke.

GrumpyOldMan: Luke is bitter about his failures with the Jedi Order and has retreated to Ahch To to wait for death when Aliana and Rey find him.

Reason: Zero context example.

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blinktwiceforhelp · 7 months

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hi!!! idk if you normally respond to asks abt this but i am a new chatfic writer (tbp + st) and i was wondering how you get like inspiration/ideas to keep it going???

like im working on mine and i have literally no idea what to write!!!

hi!! first of all, im super proud of you to be writing your own fics they take a lot of work, and I'm happy to give you some tips!

first, if you get an idea, write it down. it doesn't have to be good, it doesn't have to make any sense and you don't need to know how its going to fit into your fic at first, just get the idea down so you have some things to fall back on later if you don't have any ideas

second, take inspiration from events that happen around you. if one of your family members did something funny or you watched a movie with fun events in it, don't be afraid to use them. people online in my experience usually really like references to popular shows or series, so if you watch a movie you really like don't be scared to draw inspiration from that

third, dont stress about not having ideas. even if people bother you online to get chapters out, its okay to have writers block. remember, this is YOUR fic and you're writing it for fun and letting people read it for free. it shouldn't turn into a big schedule thing and you end up beating yourself up over not updating

and lastly, if youre really stuck, dont be even worry about using incorrect quotes from around the internet. there are some generators out there that only require names and it'll make you a whole bunch of incorrect quotes to use as you feel the characters would act

(and there is absolutely zero shame asking your readers for ideas. finding out what they want to read can give you a base idea, and i find that new and bigger ideas often blossom from those ideas)

i hope this helped, and happy writing!

#ao3 fanfic #fanfic #advise #fanfiction advice #writing advice #writers blockwriting #writer inspiration #writer inspo

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soupsnakessss · 2 years

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I feel like people have this really incorrect perception of bj. A huge part of the initial assessment is based on Ryan in the office, but its also just how he carries himself & talks. He just seems pretentious. But when you actually pay attention you get a much fuller picture. Yet he's hyper aware of how people perceive him; that maybe he plays into it a little at times. His actions & occasional palpable sincerity shows that (most of) the public have it all wrong. He's very sweet & thoughtful!

I completely agree. It’s extremely ironic to me that all of the fictional men Mindy has created that are inspired by BJ can be so beloved as characters and yet the real man who she’s basing it all off of isn’t seen in quite the same way. In everything I’ve seen, the truest picture of who BJ is as a person is who he is with his family and close friends and he doesn’t post about that. Mindy finally posting him and Kit together and showing how they are, that’s not even the half of it; it’s funny to see people suddenly be surprised at how he is.

Lately though I’ve noticed how everyone is talking about Mindy— in relation to BJ and their relationship and it’s just as bad I think if not worse. It makes zero sense to me how most people can acknowledge what an intelligent, independent, powerhouse of a woman Mindy is but when it comes to her relationship with BJ apparently all of those traits disappear? She is described as if she is Kelly Kapoor. Like she’s either a doormat pining for him and/or she’s a perfect angel simply dealing with him. It’s the laziest, dumbest opinion I’ve ever seen. Mindy and BJ are two highly intelligent, high achieving, equals. This is what makes their relationship great and also difficult. They’re so similar in so many ways and they’re trying to figure out a way to make it work because they are fiercely in love, to quote BJ. Not one of them- it’s mutual. Neither of them would still be in this incredibly close enigma of a relationship that’s almost 20 years old, if it wasn’t incredibly deep and 50/50. Mindy is as complex and complicated a person as BJ is and it’s disrespectful to reduce a woman who has made a career out of writing complicated interesting women into the first young comedic character she played. Why do you think her romances are so layered, interesting, and satisfying to watch? Because she’s in one that’s extremely layered, complicated, satisfying, tumultuous, and so much more.

#but yes BJ is very sweet and thoughtful #ask #mindy kaling #bj novak

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elkdiaries · 2 years

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hello stranger things fans, i wanted to discuss l*cas on the l*ne a little bit.

firstly, i want to apologize for bringing up mike when posting about lucas’s book. i didn’t know at the time that this post would get as much attention as it did, and that the topic would end up being discussed way more so than the main plot of this book. as i said in the final paragraph of that post, l*cas on the l*ne is about lucas first and foremost, and i hate that my post ended up taking away from that. lucas is an amazing character who has been excluded and treated poorly amongst people in this fandom for years, so for his book to be blowing up around the internet as “that one book with the quote about mike” on top of all that is upsetting to say the least.

again, i apologize for redirecting people’s attention so severely. it was not my intention whatsoever. i’ve censored all mentions of the book title in that post so it will not end up in the book’s tags, but if it would be better for me to delete the post altogether, i completely understand. let me know if i should!

secondly, i’d love to bring to everyone’s focus some aspects of l*cas on the l*ne that were written phenomenally and should be talked about way more on this app. i’m only about halfway through this book so i’m sure i’m missing out on a whole bunch of other details, but i will post more about it after i’ve finished it!

lucas has always been a person who makes it his duty to help those around him, and in this book this trait is thoughtfully highlighted. he is so brave and strong for staying calm and trying to help his loved ones even with all that’s going on in his life. though we’ve seen this part of his character in the show before, getting to see this trait in action from his perspective is very interesting.

the portrayal of mental illness in this book is realistic, specifically the parts on how how max is coping with losing her step-brother. in addition, there is plenty of detail on how it feels for lucas to be in a relationship with someone who is suffering so much. it gives us a ton of insight as to how he felt in season four. one part that’s very close to my heart is when lucas learns that the most important thing he can do to help max is to simply let her talk, and listen to what she has to say. their breakups was so wonderfully written that i sobbed all the way through it.

lucas opens up about what it’s like to be poc in a predominantly white town, and how it has been for him in particular to grow up dealing with racism. he discusses how hard it is to have practically zero poc peers who understand what he’s going through. he gets to explore his history and is able to learn more about himself as a person throughout the course of this book.

the way each person talks to others is very in character, from dustin’s witty remarks to mike’s snappy sarcasm to lucas’s calm tone. there’s one bit that i especially loved in which lucas was talking to robin, said something incorrect, and she made a buzzer noise to indicate that he was wrong. i loved the way she and lucas interacted.

we get a look at lucas’s family dynamic— both the good and the bad. we find out that lucas secretly loves when his mom does first day of school photoshoots with him, which is the sweetest thing on earth if you ask me.

each chapter so far has finished with a line or paragraph that feels like a punch to the heart, but in a good way. as a writer myself i bow to suyi davies for his ability to make words so emotional and powerful.

that’s all just scraping the surface. again, i haven’t even finished the book and i’m already in love with it. so do read it if you’d like. appreciate every bit of this book and give the author the love he deserves. and please be sure that if you’re talking about things from the book that don’t involve lucas that you keep it away from l*cas on the l*ne tags, and censor it like so!

we are at last getting to see lucas in the spotlight, so let’s appreciate that!

#stranger things #stranger things 4 #lucas sinclair #mike wheeler #byler tumblr

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pigeonwhumps · 2 years

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Sam and Lucan masterlist

Sam rescues Lucan, a pet-class faerie slave belonging to Caroline Jones, famous actress and prominent supporter of the continued slavery of non-humans. They're not sure what they're doing, only that it needs to be done, and Lucan's trust in both them and Amanda is hard-earned, his eventual friendship even more so.

But nothing lasts forever.

Contains pet whump, whumpee thinks caretaker is their new master, found family, recovery whump, non-human whumpee, fae whumpee (Lucan), disabled characters (Lucan, Sam)

General CWs: Slavery, BBU-adjacent I guess, pet whump, non-human whumpees, fantasy racism, PTSD.

Character intros (including art):

Sam Johnson

Lucan

Dr Amanda Burke

Caroline Jones

Works:

NB: Rough chronological order, not posting order. The most recent pieces in each section are bolded. Characters included are in brackets. Mini text is WIPs.

Swift Auction House

Escape attempt pt 1 (Lucan)

Escape attempt pt 2 (Lucan, Edith)

Auction (Lucan)

Surgery (Lucan)

Enslaved

Caroline's Instagram: At the café (art/fake Instagram post) (Lucan, Caroline)

With Sam

The interview (Lucan, Sam, Caroline)

Rescued (Lucan, Sam)

First day part 1 (Lucan, Sam, Amanda)

First day part 2 (Lucan, Sam, Amanda)

Punishment (Lucan, Sam, Amanda)

Shopping (Lucan, Sam, Amanda)

Recapture

Arrested (Sam, Lucan)

Extras:

Lucan pre-slavery: glamour vs no glamour (art)

Height comparisons

Your Pet-Class Faerie: Tips for Care and Punishment (booklet extract)

Incorrect quotes

Kara and Edith hug (art)

AUs

Kara and Edith medieval fantasy reverse au (Kara, Edith, Sam, Amanda)

Tattoo artist x park ranger (Edith, Kara)

Awesome stuff by other people

Art of Lucan by @haro-whumps (Lucan)

A Small Breakthrough (Kara, Edith, Molly)

Asks

The cause of Lucan's mutism

Character asks

Mark

📦 Have you ever thought about returning your pet?

Kara

🤫 If you could say anything to your owner with a guarantee of zero consequences, what would it be?

💀 If she was one of the 7 sins, what sin would she be?

△ Kara, do you think you deserve what happened to you?

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

Edith

9. What is, or would be, Edith's favorite video game?

☆ - happy headcanon

Taglist: @whump-for-all-and-all-for-whump @onlybadendings @whumpofdory @haro-whumps @flowersarefreetherapy

Kara and Edith have their own masterlist (also feat Amanda) here.

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whothefelsewantedtobelynnyx-ao3 · 1 year

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Welcome to my Tumblr!

Hi guys! My name's Lyn, also known as LynNyx or WhothefelsewantedtobeLynNyx. This is the blog where I'll be keeping up with my series, works, and friends from AO3.

Who I am

I’m a budding author and part-time fanfiction writer. My current focus is The Owl House! You may know me from works on AO3 such as:

The Raven House (A TOH Swap AU)

Insomnia

The Red Herring In The Tea Leaves

Ground Zero

And more! (for anyone new, check me out here!)

Why I’m setting up a new Tumblr.

I recognize that a lot of you follow me for content that only comes out every couple months. I want to interact with you guys more than that, and give you more content than that! That’s why I’m creating this blog. On Tumblr, I’ll be able to post more often and post more unique content, including:

Worldbuilding

Art

Answered questions

Updates and timelines

Shorts and mini-fics

Sneak peeks

Other related content, such as incorrect quotes postings or little facts that I’m not able to work into the story

I’ll also be able to interact with my amazing, amazing audience more! I’ll be answering asks, doing Q&As (both in character and out) and just generally chatting with y’all. Every once in awhile, I may open up a poll, prompt, or some other kind of interactive post- like the one where OCs can be featured in The Raven House.

Rules

I have some ground rules and boundaries that I’d like everyone to please respect, for the sake of myself and others.

I do not proship, nor do I allow discussion of proshipping when it pertains to my works. Here’s a link to the post where I discuss my reasoning on my other blog. My main concern when it comes to this rule is my work ‘Shades of Lavender’, but it still stands in regards to my other works.

I will not tolerate hate in my comments. Full stop.

I’m writing this just before the release of For The Future, and I’m sure you all know of the leaks from the episode. I am lucky enough to have the privilege of being able to watch the episode legally and supporting Dana and her team. While I recognize that not everyone has that as an option, I ask that we try and avoid spoilers here, both with regards to the upcoming release and when the final episode comes out (because we’re 0/2 so far on managing not to get leaked, and I don’t love the chances)

I don’t do NSFL stuff, which in my definition includes:

Incest or pseudo-incest/found family incest

Vore

Graphic or detailed rape/non-con

Any form of underage character/adult character shipping

When it comes to 18+ stuff, I do occasionally create and discuss smut works. However, it will be clearly marked and closely monitored. I also do not create 18+ stuff involving underaged or aged up characters (where they’re aged up for the sake of making smut legal).

Be patient with me, please. I’m a full time student with a part time job. This is my hobby and I love it, but I don’t have the luxury of spending as much time as I’d like on it. Sometimes projects will come out late or take ages to update. If that happens, know that I’m doing the best I can to create the best project I can.

Anything else?

Don’t hesitate to shoot me an ask or a DM if you’re more comfortable with that! I’m always happy to chat. To celebrate the start of this new blog, I’ll be running an AMA for the next day or so! Feel free to shoot me any questions about me or my works that you’d like to ask, and I’ll get back to you ASAP!

#the owl house #the owl house fanfiction #lynnyx writes #archive of our own #ao3 #toh ao3 #toh fanworks #toh au #toh #fanfiction #fanfic writer #fanfic #fanworks #author #creator #toh fancontent creator #toh fanart #toh fandom

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