Your writing is the most admirable thing and I'm never getting over how fucking out of place, high ground, next level professional it is
Your writing is like when you're so used to just going to other people's homes and being like "uhuh very nice :)" but then you see shouting and you go "WOWIE!!!! YOU HAVE A CHANDELIER????" and go "THOSE RUGS ARE SOMETHING ELSE, OH MY GOD THE WOODEN DEER HEAD!!!"
and the house is so unique but mostly polished and you just wonder how the hell were you ever let in to this mansion like EXCUSE ME???? BLESSING ON EARTH?????
I DONT EVEN HAVE ANY WORDS TBH IM JUST SO SPEECHLESSLY FLATTERED BY THIS
"next level professional" im going to be thinking about this for a VERY long time oh my gods tysm
sugardaddy fernando alonso with a controversial age gap šš„²
Ā°Ė ā¹ ź° FA14 ź± PAPER RINGS ā FERNANDO ALONSO
FERNANDO ALONSO x f!sugar baby!reader
āļøć» summary ā you and fernando soft launch your relationship
genre ā fluff, socmed au, fc: bbyambi on ig
notes ā hi guysss sorry for being mia! i'm back and have a ton of fics in queue, so get ready :) i had a ton of fun writing this, just some lighthearted fluff of nando showing off his girl. hope you enjoy! apologies for the google translated spanish, i tried my best :,)
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fernandoalo_oficialĀ Ā Thanks to boss for the great night. #BeYourOwnBOSS
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aussiegritĀ Ā Looking sharp!
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user1Ā Ā SOFT LAUNCH HELLOOOOO?????
user2Ā Ā someone cooked hereā¦.
user3Ā Ā the fact that his girl probably had to teach him how to soft launch šš
user4Ā Ā omfg youre so rightā¦ and she looks so young too he probably had no idea what soft launching even means š
user5Ā Ā idk is anyone else kinda weirded out likeā¦ shes so young
user6Ā Ā Bffr you can barely see her face and even then theyāre two consenting adults
yourusernameĀ Ā oh la la! fancy š„
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yourusernameĀ Ā Date night
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chloestrollĀ Ā gorgeous girl
yourusernameĀ Ā all you mama
user1Ā Ā angellll omfg
user2Ā Ā why is everyone and their mother soft launching ????
user3Ā Ā bf reveal WHEN
user4Ā Ā lol wouldnāt it be funny if her man was fernando
user5Ā Ā lmfao how did you even get to that conclusion
user4Ā Ā i mean fernando soft launched his gf yesterday
user6Ā Ā lol why do i see it.. and the girl in his pic is wearing a similar dress to y/nā¦.
user7Ā Ā yall r insane jajaja
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fernandoalo_oficialĀ Ā āDumpā.
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yourusernameĀ Ā š
fernandoalo_oficialĀ Ā š±
user1Ā Ā so they flirting in the comments now huhā¦.
user2Ā Ā ENOUGH WITH THE SOFT LAUNCHING !!!! TELL US HER NAME
user3Ā Ā itās yourusername for sure
user4Ā Ā yeah lol check her highlights she posted the same exact flowers two days ago
user5Ā Ā i just cant get over the age gap shes too young for him
user6Ā Ā how do u guys even know her age???
user7Ā Ā i mean she looks pretty obviously young or younger than him lmfao
user8Ā Ā DID YALL SEE THE NEW ARTICLE ABOUT Y/Nā¦
user9Ā Ā WHAT ARTICLE
www.myysaints.com
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yourusernameĀ Ā yeah he loves spoiling me, so what?
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chloestrollĀ Ā Girls outing when??? š„ŗ
yourusernameĀ Ā iāll text u !!!
user1Ā Ā WHO ELSE CAME HERE AFTER FERNANDOS STORY
user2Ā Ā literally the way i RAN to the comments omfg
user3Ā Ā PERIOD tell the haters girl
user4Ā Ā pretty rich and has a hot bfā¦. shes living the dream life fr š
user5Ā Ā more like her bf is rich š shes such a gold digger lmfao
user6Ā Ā literally like all this proves is that shes with him for the money
user7Ā Ā yall stay pressed lmfao talk about fan behaviour
user8Ā Ā Fr like who cares š Clearly Fernando is ok with her spending his money
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yourusernameĀ Ā finally at the age where i can properly have a midlife crisis #happy25
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fernandoalo_oficialĀ Ā Happy birthday mi princessa, you deserve all the flowers and gifts in the world. Te amo.
yourusernameĀ Ā love you forever, always yours xx
francisca.cgomesĀ Ā Did Fernando bake the cake?
yourusernameĀ Ā it was a joint effort, i tried to salvage it with the frosting š
chloestrollĀ Ā noooo I thought your birthday wasnāt for another week! I havenāt got your present yetā¦.
yourusernameĀ Ā it is next week chlo!! me and fernando just celebrated early since heās got back to back races on my birthday week :(
chloestrollĀ Ā Oh thank godā¦ That I didnāt get it mixed up i mean! But itās okay weāll spend your birthday together gorgeous!!
yourusernameĀ Ā š½š½
fernandoalo_oficialĀ Ā Hey watch it chloestroll š
user1Ā Ā nando really showing his age with those emojis huh š
user2Ā Ā SHES ONLY 25?????? wtf do they even have in commonā¦
user3Ā Ā no literally like what the fuck do they even talk about when theyre together
user4Ā Ā you guys make it sound like hes an actual fossil bruh they can have regular ass convos together you know šš
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user5Ā Ā ngl the age gap is kinda icky but theyre growing on me istg šš
user6Ā Ā fr nando better WIFE HER UP !!!! š£š£š£
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yourusernameĀ Ā reunited!
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fernandoalo_oficialĀ Ā šš
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fernandoalo_oficialĀ Ā mi princessa
yourusernameĀ Ā thank you papi ;)
user1Ā Ā theyre being sickeningly cute in the comments ohmygod
user2Ā Ā what a great night to take a bath with my toaster!!!
user3Ā Ā if you look closely you can see me ramming my head into the wallā¦.
user4Ā Ā THE IT COUPLE !!!!!
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fernandoalo_oficialĀ Ā My lucky charm šš
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fernandoalo_oficialĀ Ā š = Basil šš
yourusernameĀ Ā youāre such a dinosaur omfg
fernandoalo_oficialĀ Ā š¦
user1Ā Ā Mom come pick me upā¦. Theyāre flirting in the comments againā¦.
user2Ā Ā theyre so cute it makes me actually sick to my stomach
user3Ā Ā Love how everyone switched up on them š anyways i been a supporter since day 1!!!
user4Ā Ā she posted that tweet and shut the haters up fr!!!
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yourusernameĀ Ā i like shiny things but iād marry you with paper rings šĀ itās you and me together forever my love, thank you for the best birthday ever!
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aussigritĀ Ā Congrats you two!
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chloestrollĀ Ā So excited to be your bridesmaid š„¹ Sending all my love to you and Nando!
yourusernameĀ Ā thank uuu chlo!
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yourusernameĀ Ā thanks lewis! we gonna see roscoe at the wedding?
roscoelovescocoĀ Ā You betcha š¶
user1Ā Ā SO SHE WAS TROLLING US THE WHOLE TIME
user2Ā Ā the way my heart actually stopped working for a moment when she tweeted thatā¦ girl u are SICK
heeeyyyy do you happen to do trigun š„ŗšš also BNHA DILFs is such a vibe rn can we have sum yummy hcs pretty please š¤¤ i can't decide who so dealers choice š„“
Heyyyy anon sweetie!
Sorry I am just now replying, I have the flu so miss girl is struggling. I am planning to watch Trigun so I donāt do it yet, but please come back soon and request because I will once I watch it āØ
So BNHA DILFs huh? Yummy HC will be under the line.
First and foremost letās assume that all of my DILFS are divorced DILFs āØ single and on the prowlā¦
Letās start with Daddy OneforAll:
DILF Izuku is that big hunk of man with the boyish charm that has NO IDEA how sexy he truly is. I have this idea about you meeting him in the park while he plays with his kids. His kid will accidentally throw a ball where you are reading a book in the shade of a tree and here he comes to retrieve it. Curls falling in his face, a blush covering his cheeks when he notices your beauty that makes his freckles popā¦he will stammer a little when he asks for your numberā¦
Next thing you know youāre in his apartment. He arranged for a sitter for his kids and he took you on a date; now he has you on his couch kissing sweetly on your neck asking you if all of this is okay. His large scarred fingers are playing at the hem of your shirt ready and willing to all but rip it from your body.
DILF Izuku is patient and wants to take his time worshipping every inch of your body when he has you laid in front of him. He treats you like a goddess came to earth just for him as he watches you come undone from his tongue while you beg for him to fuck you mercilessly.
āDonāt worry sweetheartā¦Iām going to give you exactly what you want. Gonna take care of youā¦ā
Next up DILF Bakugo:
Now I HC you meet him at some event for his children. I think his daughters are dancers and maybe you are their instructor and when he caught sight of you in your tightsāall bets were off. He began to flirt here and there until he finally was bold enough to ask for your number and take you out.
Now you are bent over his bed being absolutely wrecked as he is pounding into you with a handful of your hair. He is all muscle and hard planes bent over you growling into your earāāthatās right, be a good fucking girl āf meā
Now once heās made sure heās ruined you for anyone else heās going to spoil the absolute shit out of you and show up at your studio all the timeāeven on patrols just to give you kisses or food or little gifts he thinks youāll love because youāre one of his girls now and
āIāll always take care of my girlsā¦ā
Now on to DILF Kirishima!
You meet DILF Kiri at the gymāat kids gym of course! Heās taking his little one to kids gym for a day of fun but he catches sight of you lifting and decides you need a littleā¦help..on your form. So he leaves his little one in the caring hands of the instructors and comes over to ask if you want some help. You are stunned and maybe a little grumpy (which he finds cute) but sure why not. After a little fun banter you ask him for his number because heās hot and you havenāt had a good fuāI mean date in a while.
One thing leads to another and Kiri has you in a mating press in his bed rubbing circles on your clit with those large fingers. Youāre in shambles over his frame pressing on you and his cock hitting that spot so well and heās cooing how āaww pretty girl you are doing so well donāt cryā as he is wiping your tears. After you have came more times than you can count and he has marked you with his teethāhe cleans you up in a warm shower together and you lay in his soft bed as he strokes your hair and tells you how beautiful you are. Youāre whipped and heās whipped.
Now youāre going to the gym with him and bringing him lunch to the agency and prancing around in Red Riot merch as his little girlie friend. Good thing youāre getting speared by his dick every day that ends in a āyā. Youāll be moving in soon.
DILF simps come get yalls juiceālemme know if you want any other DILFs āØā¤ļø
just the thought of him raising another child is scary because he's afraid that history would repeat itself.
he wouldn't be as bad thanks to you. you're with him every step of the way, and ready to comfort him if needed.
BABY PROOFS EVERYTHING !! if he could, he would babyproof all of Nueva York. although it's kind of silly to you, you truly appreciate the lengths he's willing to go to protect yall's child.
speaking of protection, he doesn't have a no killing rule. so, if he has to kill someone in order to protect the baby, he will without any hesitation.
other than his own missions, he has the baby with him in a sling on him AT ALL TIMES. he's very finicky on who holds his baby. his exceptions are peter, Jessica, and his favorite, Lego Peter.
Heās a major girl dad. So if you two end up having a girl, expect some extreme spoiling. Miguel is rich so he has more than enough to get her what she wants
Definitely matches outfits with her for sure. Even down to the nails. Glittery rainbow unicorns to be exact
Miguel secretly enjoys singing lullabies and reading bedtime stories every night with her. And heād feel really bad if he couldnāt. especially if heās busy on a mission of some sort
So for times like that, heāll either have a hologram version of him reading it by lyla, or youāll read it. Sheāll be pouty and throw a fit if it isnāt her father reading it though. Itās going to go in the lines of:
āI want daddy to read it!ā She whined, crossing her arms. She was accustomed to her father reading to her, but unfortunately he got caught up with work. āHe always reads to me!ā
you sigh, holding her close "papa is busy right now and won't be back until later tonight" you told her softly before frowning as she then started to make herself cry.
In the end, you agree to let her stay up to wait for her dad to come home. Sheās spoiled rotten, but thereās really nothing to do about it. Sheās yours and Miguelās little princess after all.
cod dudes with a nurse y/n but make it lowkey realistic:
bc lets be real, after a 12 hr shift you do NOT want to hang out with friends, party, or socialize. ur feet hurt from walking and standing all day, your ears are tired from hearing the IV pumps beep all day, and the smell of C.diff makes u want to vomit. nurse y/n just wants to sit down or lay on the couch and be non-verbal...
Gaz, price, and rudy are the sweetest. they pick that up real quick after mistakenly asking "hows ur shift" and y/n trauma dumped them for 5 hrs straight. they don't immediately ask for hugs and kisses bc they know u overwhelmed. they just pour u a cup of wine and sit next to you until YOU talk to them first. you lowkey gossip with them on ur day off or randomly be like "omg look at that dude over there next to the parking spot its giving edema".
and then theres soap and ghost. Soap is clingy, yall really think hes gonna survive 12hrs of not seeing you? this man was waiting by the door at 7:15 pm. on the dot. wants to hug and kiss you and tell you about his day. but ur just so. fucking. tired. you tried to be as responsive but it always ended up with a tired "mhm". He legit got upset a few times but he'd be a good sport about it tho. eventually he caught on a couple of weeks in and now he just comes and hugs you from behind, kisses ur face, and cuddles you silently (AFTER you throw away ur dirty scrubs and shower. that C.diff smell is yucky yucky). Tells you he appreciates your care and effort for the patients every day :).
Ghost.... omgg he said something lowkey offensive to you right after u got home from the worst shift of ur week. and he didnt even know WHAT he said/did, hes kinda bad a picking up ur cues. nurse y/n just turned around slowly, gave him the NASTIEST side eye, and stared at him for a good 2.5 min. This man immediately retreated from ur couch to wherever he was b4 like a hermit going back to its shell lmao. 2 hrs later you find a small written note and ur fave gurl dinner on the dining table.
Alejandro..... this man is SO PROUD of his s/o being a nurse. hes showing you off every chance he gets!!! He takes Nursing week SERIOUSLY. give you massages, spas, gifts, ect. but he doesnt get how tired and overwhelmed you are. you have to physically tell him to stop asking or letting his family asking medical question. "No ale. I will NOT look at auntie's mole on her stomach. when im off the clock im OFF THE CLOCK :("
Valeria threatens to beat up the management for you lol. she hates how you get treated by them sometimes. you didnt get the recognition you deserve. Def bosses her cartel men around to buy you gifts and such. one time she organized a whole day to spoil and pamper you. she gave you her own version of Daisy Award š„ŗš
Konig observes and internally analyzes ur every move. he panics tho. like "OMG she home but she already has a bottle of wine its different from the one she had yesterday.. omg omg she didnt even say hello that means her shifts was extra shitty today.... why is she sipping on the wine for so long and the last sip is longer than all previous sips........" He eventually learned you just need silent company. you were laying on the bed feeling burned out when he came over with some soup, kissed ur hand, and wrapped you in a blanket burrito :).
ah, realistic nurse!y/n. this is a breath of fresh air for me.
they're all trying their best. and honestly, what better pair? they also have an overstimulating, kinda gross (blood and bodily fluids), exhausting career !!
it's a match made in heaven !! (aside from the whole... miscommunication and barely seeing each other thing. but what's a good ship without some gut-wrenching angst?)
A/N: @allygatcr , here's your headcannons girlie. I hope u like it š«¶
Dating Darkest Man would include:
He's ALWAYS cracking jokes, and he's honestly so funny. Like you could be on a walk with him through the park or maybe go downtown shopping, and he'd just see something and instantly make a joke out of it. Obviously, he understands that there are certain things you shouldn't joke about, but most of the time, you can't even go 10 minutes without him making you laugh.
ā³ "Oh, look! Doesn't this jacket look nice, Darkest?" "Nah I won't lie to you babes, that looks like tarzans underwear. That fluff, I swear he's worn it in his jungle life."
He may not seem like it, but he's definitely one to hold your hand everywhere you go. He just wants to be close to you and like have you in arms reach, especially if you're going in crowded places. Best believe he's gonna hold onto your hand for dear life. He acts like you're a little kid who might get lost even though you're a grown adult. He loves you, that's why he doesn't want to lose you. š„ŗ
COUPLE NICKNAMES, No for sure he definitely is gonna call you nicknames, it's definitely gonna start out sweet like honey, babes, or love but then if you do something happens and it's hilarious, like for example, yall do a bean boozled challenge and you end up getting the spoiled milk and its the one you hated the most, oh boy, it's one he will remember for the rest of his life, while he's crying laughing at your reaction to it. He's gonna call you that for the rest of the year unless you really hate it and ask him to stop he would.
ā³ "Hey spoiled milk, could you pass the milk, please? Not yourself." "Shut the hell up."
He loves it when you kiss him on his cheek or forehead. Heās so sweet and melts every time you show him love. Like this would be the HIGHLIGHT of his day. He would leave to shoot a video at footasylum or beta squad, and then you would kiss him on the cheek, and his whole face would light up. Or if he feels it's not enough, he'd grab your waist and pull you in for a kiss.
ā³ "Give me another kiss, pleasee." "Darkest, you're gonna be late for the video." "Honestly I don't really care, and I'm not leaving till you give me another one"
You're almost always his special guest on his videos. Well, at this point, you're not even a guest anymore. You're a regular on his channel, but he'd still introduce you as a special guest. And give you the longest hug on camera while proceeding to smile and laugh throughout the video. And if there's other people in the video, too, like Filly, best believe they're gonna comment on the fact that Darkest doesn't act like this with anyone but you.
ā³ "Please welcome our special guest ... Y/N!!" "I'm still a guest on this channel, huh?" "You'll always be a special guest to me. It's my channel anyway."
He knows you so well that if he asked a question, he realised he didn't need to even ask you because he knew the answer already. Like he would just take the time of day to genuinely get to know all of you, like your favourite food, even to the deep questions about you. He'd want to know all of that so when someone asks about you, he'd know instantly what to say. And if you were saying something, he'd know what you'd say next because he knows you so well.
ā³ "Babe, what do you want me to ord- WAIT WAIT I KNOW IT ALREADY."
slashers with a ftm s/o with no surgeries? (billy+stu and bo or vincent would be nice, the rest can be up to you!)
We support our transmasc fellowsšš³ļøāā§ļø
He/him, sfw, lil mension of transphobia but slashers will whoop them probably, Request open
Slashers with transmasc s/o
Ghostface(billy and stu)
For the sake of fic let's pretend that people in 90' weren't mostly uneducated and transphobic
Stu would 100% call him "bro" or "dude"
As soon as s/o come out to ghostfaces Stu said something along the lines "you always been one of the boys babeš„ŗ" while Billy was more like "alight. Valid. If anyone bothers you tell me"
Billy is more sane, he will beat up anyone that is even looking bad at s/o. Also the bully will be next victim š
If s/o feels body dysmorpia or just simply insecure... dude you got Stu fucking Macher as your bf, he will spoil him with all stuff s/o needs! Binder?money for terapist so you can get diagnosis and get testosteron? Already in your wallet babe! You need new rad haircut? Well he will beg s/o to let him do it! You don't want any of that? Alr lets order pizza then!
Also they both kinda act like you just were born, like Billy this mf will try to teach s/o 'how to do manly stuff' and teach them how to fix a car or something
ALL those things were about s/o who freshly came out btw, if he is openly trans for while now Ghostfaces are litteraly treat them like any other guy litteraly, they mind their own business why would they get into somones else's live just because he isn't cisšš„±(its kinda ironic looking at fact that they are know for stalking)
Vincent Sinclair
As far as s/o treats him nice he sees them as amazing and great human being
He cant speak but he would shit talk s/o past bullies (past cus they are all dead! Thanks Bo and lester for hunting them downš)
He can borrow s/o his shirts!
He also seems like good hairdresser! He would totaly help s/o cut hair if he wants too!
Would litteraly torture anyone that is mean! No, like for really torture them. He is a serial killer yall dont forget
S/o came out after he meet Vince or nah? Doesnt matter really. He totally treats them the same
He knows how it feels to be judged and he really doesn't want s/o to feel like he is judged too! He wants to create safe spaceš
Vinny love language is staring creeply into s/o eyes and hold hands. Also he want to give s/o alot of flowers cuz they are just as pretty as him!
Will make lil figurine of s/o 100%
Live laugh love transgender peopleššas nonbinary person i do love yall
Also i feel like this one is bad, didnt really have ideas
i love LS but Iām scawed yall gonna make Tom top š„ŗšš
D'aww! :>
I won't spoil the t/b situation in Lover's Spit . . . but I would like to comment thatāafter over a decade of stewing and festering in hatred, truly turning into a vile cretin with dark black-bile hate in my tummyāI've made a choice for my future.
Outside of LS, which I won't spoil, I will never write a bottom Harry fic. They will either switch or only Tom will bottom.
Henceforth I am completely committed to the cause you have so valiantly led. š«”
Though again - LS is special to me, and may or may not be subject to this commitment. ;)
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yourbestiename I canāt wait for the new song š„knowing you, youāre gonna kill it mama.
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user Youāre married to him and have kids with him why do you still need to claim him?
yourusername I need to āclaimā him to let you little hoes know heās all mines, and he isnāt going anywhere š š¼
badbunnypr š„ DURAAA
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jackharlow š„µ š„µ They aināt ready!!!!!!!
user boy sit down you donāt even understand half the shit she be singing š
jackharlow š Maybe so, but I was on set with her while she shot the video and my wife looked sexier than ever!!!!!!
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urbanwyatt We were on set with Y/N & this was Jack all the damn time, he couldnāt keep his eyes off of her š Iām pretty sure they ended up making a baby after this in the parking lot or even in the dressing room.
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yourusername Not you exposing usā¦
urbanwyatt Did I lie tho?
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jackharlow We definitely did š¤Ŗ in the back of the car, in the dressing room, maybe even it the restroom.
druski2funnny You nasties Iāll be texting mama Maggie, letting her know all about your sins
jackharlow You think my mama donāt know Iāve been folding my wife like a pretzel?
yourusername Stop it Iām shy š
claybornharlow She knows and she said to tell you two to stop, unless yāall giving her more grand babies .
jackharlow Ohhhh most definitely
yourbestiename Do you give her a break? She be popping these kids out left and right!!!
jackharlow NOOO and I donāt plan on stopping.
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yourusername On mommy mode. Nothing compares being at home with your children.
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jackharlow My babies š„ŗ š I love you all so much.
yourusername We love you š
yourbestiename Iām sad you guys didnāt join us on the road šš„ŗ
claybornharlow Little ones, canāt wait to meet the new baby Harlow tho
yourbestiename Uhmmm what?
druski2funnny YALL PREGNANT AGAIN?
cozane Wtfff???
yourusername Nice going brother š¤¦š»āāļø
claybornharlow I- What? I thoughtā¦ Iāll see my way out of here!!!!!!
jackharlow IāM BEATING YOUR ASS!!!
urbanwyatt Wait youāre having another baby? No way Iām finding out through here š”
yourusername š¤Ŗš Noo, we were testing him, and CLAYBORN YOU FAILED!!!!!!!
claybornharlow What?
jackharlow š Itās what you get for telling mom we were moving.
yourusername & for spoiling her Christmas presents!!!! š
claybornharlow So yāall not moving and not having another baby?
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jackharlow Make sure yāall go watch my wifeās new music video š„ sheās on another level. Always proud of you mama šš¤¤
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yourusername Te amo šš«¶š» youāre the best.!
jackharlow ššš
urbanwyatt Sheesh š„
yourbestiename GO BEST FRIEND! THATāS MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!
djdrama š„ š„ Mrs Harlow is a beast
jackharlow She really is š š¤Ŗ
g_eazy Iām trying to do more than a feature with her š„µ
urbanwyatt Are you stupid or something?
cozane Heās outta his mind
g_eazy Oh my bad I thought I was under her posts.
jackharlow š¤ Na keep it up bro, Iām not playing anymore. Stop coming at me sideways and stop trying to get at my wife. Sheās made it perfectly clear sheās not interested. One last chance Iām giving you to learn and stay in your place.
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jackharlow Our anniversary was two weeks ago, weāve been super busy so we didnāt really plan anything. Little did I know my wife had something up her sleeve. She made sure I flew out to Cabo and then she surprised me with this at the beach. We spend a little weekend gateway, now weāre on our way to our kids. I love you more than words can say baby, you make me the happiest man alive. Thank you for this life and for our beautiful children. I canāt wait to see whatās next for The Harlow family š
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yourusername TE AMOO POR SIEMPRE MI AMOR!!!! šš«¶š» Thanking god and your mama for the man that you are.
claybornharlow Did I do good ? I didnāt spoil the surprise!!!!!
yourusername You did amazing, for once!!! Thank you little brother š«¶š»
urbanwyatt šø Me šš¼
yourusername Duhhhhh
yourbestiename OMG SHE DID THAAAT.
user If this isnāt clear enough to Gerald then idk what is š
we're getting extremely close now yalls š³ so I'm going to either shorten my posts or post them a lot closer together ... like I've reserved tomorrow to do nothing but watch tbb š¤«
either way I hope you enjoy š
The Bad Batch 1x13
"it's not the first time she has left out key details" ~ Tech @ Cid yeah bud and it won't be the last š
pykes š¤¢
Omega recognising Ruby the lil lizard thing
Hunter's plan to leave Ord Mantell and do their own thing WE WERE ON THE VERGE OF GREATNESS š« WE WERE THIS š¤ CLOSE
and Cid's just waiting for them on their ship š”
"I believe she's threatening us" YES SHE IS JUST SHOOT HER ALREADY
poor confused Omega my bby she's using you š„²
Wrecker wearing his helmet as a hat again š„ŗ
Cid: "you guys are good at stealth right?" lmao who's gonna tell her
Cid just pulled a Joel Miller with the "we're silent, not quiet, silent" hehe
Wrecker: "we're not afraid of a few bugs" oop-
okay so did Omega name the lizard thing Ruby or is that actually her name?? bc Omega calls it Ruby and after that Roland calls it that too, so is he just copying her or did Omega like force-sense it's name? like how Ahsoka can talk to Grogu?? š¤
Echo: "ugh and I thought Wrecker was a slob" pls- š stinky boys
bad guys who baby talk to their pets and blow kisses and cuddle them
HOLD UP š Hunter just slammed on the brakes, hijacked the other cart and jumped back off in time for it to move away ššš
how many times did I watch Hunter jump in the cart? yes
"at least we got rid of the spice right?" ~ Trace Omega + a bonus Tech looking into the camera like he's on the office š
I'd trust Bolo and Ketch more than Cid lolol
lmao Cid really thought she did something š
they literally all move at lightning speed to get their blasters out when the pyke says he'll keep Omega š then they: š”š”š”š”
if I was tbb I'd leave Cid at the bottom of the cavern, take the spice to the pykes and leave the planet
they're in the upside down fr
CAN PEOPLE STOP PUTTING OUR BABY IN HANDCUFFS !!!
but she makes friends with everyone š„ŗ
Roland: *being a spoiled rich kid* Omega: 'do you do crime'
CID YOU NUTBRAINED GECKO IF YOU WEREN'T SO BUSY TELLING WRECKER WHAT TO DO MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY WOKEN THE ENTIRE HIVE-
Tech just yeets the light grenade and yells "incoming" I love him sm š„°
it reminds me of Boba's seismic charge š
Hunter's hand on Omega's back when she stands with him and him reaching for her when she steps to Roland š„ŗ
Omega covering her face when she thinks they're gonna kill Roland š
the way I thought Roland was Vizago from rebels when I first saw them cut his horn š
Cid says "first rounds on me" and Tech and Echo smile at eachother š„°
as always thanks for joining my friendsss ilysm š
Take your pick, they're all up for grabs. Well, mainly Sirius... Silas and Valiant are both Aroace creatures. /lh
Goddamn. You wanna know what it would be like to spend time with ANY of these losers? No? I'm telling you anyway.
Silas
I gift-wrapped him for you, you're welcome.
Let's be honest here though you would have to 100% bribe him to spend time with you, what will you bribe him with? Anything sweet of course, he loves sweets and though he tries his best not to show it he will get very excited when he gets offered them.
Again he's very Aroace and touch averse so the most you'll get from him is a glare of "What the fuck do you want- stop staring at me." while he angrily shoves sweets in his face.
He doesn't do the 'romance' or 'attraction' thing because he doesn't feel anything towards anyone. He can however fall for people in a more platonic sense, only then will he actually give you affection.
Saying that he will never be looking for anyone to be with unless it's in a 100% platonic way, then sure maybe he'll be like "yeah I guess I sorta like them"
Would much rather spend time with people he trusts being around, he'd be trying to leave every 5 minutes to go find Lune and just vibe with him instead. So sorry you picked the wrong person.
Sirius
Would drop everything to spend time with you š„ŗ Date or not date he doesn't care he just wants to spend time with someone who not going to insult him every 5 minutes.
This dude out here falling for any Pokemon who gives him the time of day or treats him with kindness. Man this dude is lonely, touch starved, and just wants someone to be near him.
Anyone could go try to romance this man and I'd be like "Cool beans, you go get your mans." He's Pan so he doesn't care what gender āØ
But, gotta say though this man is crushing on a Zoroark rn, his brain is a bit preoccupied with being a love-sick puppy over her. (Spoiler she doesn't really acknowledge him outside of work reasons, she is WAY out of his league, and good god she way toller than him) THIS IS LITERALLY THEM HE'S PROBS SMALLER
HE IS NOT GETTING THAT DATE FROM HER. SORRY MAN.
He's likely the best choice out of all three of them because he will spoil people he likes with love and affection, the others? Ain't happening at all.
Valiant
He'd happily spend time with you at any moment but yall would be doing puzzles all day for hours, he has no idea what else to do with mortals besides his favorite activity. Solving jigsaw puzzles.
Also Aroace, everything goes right over his head. You basically talking to an emotionless puppet that has no concept of love.
Again he can't feel love, and would never be with someone in the romantic sense. All you'll get from his boy is an unnerving smile and a "Why are we staring at each other? Is this a mortal game?" before he tries to get you to sort out all the corner pieces of the puzzle so he can put them together.
If you picked this lil shit, Hope you like puzzles!!
Bonus: Or alternatively...
... You could just comfort Icarus.
It's really your choice if I'm being honest here.
Poor dude is still madly in love with his wife, he likes to write letters for her so when they meet again he can read them all to her and tell her everything she's missed. Fauna was the love of his life š
Don't worry ;; I assure you Ivy drags this poor boy out from sulking to spend some time with her instead of sobbing. It's the least his mom can do for him, she's sulking as well.
hey! i just wanted to come on here and say how much i love your fics and get excited every time you update! i rlly appreciate your contribution to the eremika community so thank you <3 im rlly excited abt your exes to lovers au and i would love to know literally anything else abt it im dying for any little crumb abt it i just know it will be immaculate!
omg thank you this is so sweet like genuinely made my day!! iāve been feeling really bad bc my health issues kinda stopped me from being able to update for a while and i was feeling super guilty about it but iāve finally been feeling a lot better so it makes me happy people are excited about the stuff i share so thank you so much genuinely! i really do appreciate it š„ŗš§”
the exes to lovers au i have it mostly planned out just need to sit down and compile all the stuff together in an organized fashion (ty @darlingkirstein for rambling with me). iām always normally better at answering questions than just explaining bc i WILL spoil things if i get to rambling so feel free to ask whatever but hereās a general idea!
basically for this au, the gang is going on a trip post em breakup. eren, obviously tries to back out bc who wants to go on vacation with their ex lol, but armin lets eren know that as his friend, jean really wants eren to be there bc on the trip heās going to propose to pieck. so eren being the mostly decent guy he is, he still goes. mind you eren and mikasa are not on good terms, and this trip has been booked since even before they broke up soā¦. obviously theyāre sharing their room bc thatās how it was planned. obviously you can see that not seeing your ex for months and then ābeing on bad termsā it leads to awkwardness and some pent up aggression. the two of them definitely still care about one another but there are things that transpired that led to them being on such bad terms bc their breakup was messy. the few times they DID see each other post breakup it wasnāt pretty so everyone is kind of like āyall need to act right donāt ruin this for everyone lol.ā but theyāre in italy how romantic theyāre gonna fall in love again š i only believe in happy endings LOL but thereās def stuff that occurs that youāll have to see hehe