#World's Best Anons

[donald-trump-official]

Prompt: tell me how to stay out of prison

#I changed my ask header a while back #tumblr came in with the best suggestions the world has ever seen #trump speaks again #satire #donald trump #parody #ask #anon

[hrokkall]

What's gabriel in this au?

Some loser, probably.

#Gabriel Ultrakill #Rain World Ancients #Ultrakill #Rain World #I CAN POST THIS NOW THAT THE FULL ATTACK IS DONE. NICE pose referenced from Act 1's ending cutscene if that wasn't blatant already #He's as of yet unnamed but I'm working on it. And also somehow not dead. Debatably. It's a crossover AU it's not adhering to RW canon #Anyway very cool style rain world has for its murals! Tried to match it to the best of my ability but my own style definitely bleeds throug #-in places. It happens #ANYWAY the reason why he's an Ancient is just because there seem to be a lot of parallels between Angels in UTKL and Ancients in RW #Both are societies obsessed with remaining free from earthly desire and keeping order; one wishes to ascend and one has already ascended- #-and has to keep it that way lest they feel the wrath of a long-absent god #Looking at the karma murals that represented the deadly sins (ish) kind of solidified that #Plus it means I don't have to take off his helmet which is always a bonus; I don't like unmasking helmeted characters #As a bonus ancients sort of seem birdlike to me? They're meant to look vague but at least two had bird feet so hell yeah. Bird time. #Enough tag talking. Here's the actual sorting tags: #Re: Inbox #Re: Anon #RW UTKL #Hrokkall Art

[cerise-on-top]

hey AleRudy poly anon again!!

your girl is going through it :( So I was wondering if I could request Alejandro and Rudy (together) x a reader who is insecure about their baby face? It’s been hard lately and it doesn’t help with the fact I haven’t had a date before.

thank you!! Your blogs help me so much!!

I wasn't sure if you wanted your blog to be public since you forgot to go anonymous in the second ask, so I cropped your name out, I hope that's alright with you! Besides, anon, you're drop dead gorgeous! You're adorable to no end and I can assure you one day you'll find someone who will go through quicksand just to be able to go on a date with you! Just give it some more time!

AleRudy with a Babyfaced Reader

If I were you, I’d advise to not voice your discomfort with your baby face to these two men, neither of them take too kindly to you beating yourself up over something that is neither your fault, nor something that you can change just like that. However, if you want to be cheered up a bit, reassured that you’re beautiful, regardless of what may be, then go right ahead, tell them that you aren’t satisfied with the way you look. If anyone ever tells you to your face that you aren’t pretty then you have Alejandro and Rodolfo at your side, willing to defend you and your beauty. While Rodolfo may not be as confrontational normally, usually letting some things slide for the sake of being left alone, he will fight whoever dares to make a mean comment about you. You’re the most beautiful person on this planet along with Alejandro, so naturally he will settle for nothing less than the truth. Alejandro will just straight up challenge anyone who’s mean to you to a fight. He’s a heated sort of person, so it’s not too hard to rile him up. It’s usually Alejandro taking it up with whoever said you weren’t pretty while Rodolfo comforts you in the back. Sometimes the two of you watch a colonel beat up some no one, though. It’s fun, I promise, because Alejandro doesn’t hold back when it comes to you. Even if his knuckles end up bloody, he will fight for you.

If you’re just feeling down about your face in general, then the two of them will comfort you to the best of their abilities. Generally speaking, Alejandro sometimes gets cuteness aggression when you or Rodolfo are being especially adorable. This includes, but is not limited to: The both of you focusing on a video game, smiling at some cute animal videos or just existing in general. If he can, then he will squish your face. Don’t worry, he’s gentle with you, but it might hurt ever so slightly nevertheless if he gets carried away. Squeezes you, squishes you, pulls your face, pinches your cheeks. all the while cooing at you about how adorable you are and how lucky he is to have such a cool and awesome and gorgeous partner. He will pepper your face in kisses as well all the while he’s doing so because he just can’t hold back. Why would or should he? It’s you we’re talking about, and you deserve to feel loved and appreciated.

Rodolfo goes about it in a different way: He’ll have you internalize some compliments whenever you’re feeling down. Or on the daily. Doesn’t matter if you believe them just yet, you will eventually. Even if it’s just a simple “I look really cute today”, it suffices for him. Besides, if you’re ever in need of ideas as to what you could be internalizing for the day, just ask him or Alejandro, they have a lot of good things to say about you. You can also expect a sweet little kiss from him for every self compliment you’ve made. Or maybe a hug. Maybe five minutes of cuddles as well. He wants you to associate being confident and loving yourself with good things, so naturally he’s going to reward you somehow. It might be hard at first, but you’ll get there eventually, you will end up loving yourself in your entirety, that’s his and Alejandro’s mission. And throughout it all, the both of them will support you, no matter what.

#cod #cod x reader #alejandro vargas #alejandro vargas x reader #rodolfo parra #rodolfo parra x reader #alerudy #alerudy x reader #I've never been good at comforting someone but I hope these can help you at least somewhat #anon these two men would fight the entire world just to be with you trust me on that one I know them personally #don't feel too down about never having had a date before. neither have I. but someone out there will go on a date with you #besides don't ever let anyone tell you that you aren't gorgeous and don't deserve the best #those sorts of people deserve to get stung by bees and wasps and are not worth your time in the slightest #I hope I'm not overstepping any boundaries here but I do mean what I'm saying #you're beautiful. you're adorable and you deserve the absolute best in the whole entire world #and I do hope it will come to you someday!

[angsthology]

radio roo (vs. muppets)

“am i a maaaann or am i a muppet...”

on the other receiving side of the radio, her engineer snorts

“DAMN IT!”

#the idea sparked from my recent ask #thank u dinon #(dino anon hehe) #tine’s roo vs the world best of: radio #tine’s roo vs the world

[sunyandmony]

Does catnap, ever do anything mysterious sometimes?

Dogday ponders for a while before finally answering, a little giggly.

"Well, not that I know of... What I find mysterious myself is how he can very easily fall asleep on command.... He once fell asleep on top of a tree..."

#ask blog #anon ask #answered #gacha fandom #gacha life 2 #poppy playtime fandom #poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #smiling critters #smiling critters au #cartoon world #dogday #catnap #no ship! #they're best friends your honor #almost forgot his tail XD) #(I finally managed to make Catnap #--- #my style #do not steal #do not repost

[kelin-is-writing]

how would dabi react to s/o having a huge fear of thunderstorm?

[and, I'm so sorry for this, but I have a (shameless) request; I'd really appreciate it if you could write about this a little bit long (if you have time and want to do it ofc) ? because I have a fear of thunder and I'd like to read it when there's thunderstorm, to help me to get through it. thank you sm! <3]

anon, as someone who’s scared shitless of thunderstorms, this asks actually hits home for me lmfaosdjksdjskdjkdjk

dabi x fem!reader

it was saturday night and like always you two were sitting on the couch chilling and watching a movie for your usual marathon, commenting from time to time about the characters or the various scenes, everything was going smoothly and you both were relaxed; him sitting at your right in his usual position, elbows resting on the back of the couch manspreading while you just sat at his side cross-legged talking cheerfully about what you were watching. everything was awesome until suddenly, after a few mumbled rumbles, a loud on came from outside making you slightly flinch on the spot, something that dabi noticed right away turning towars you “is everything alright baby?”, he questioned leaning forward to have a better look at your face, you’ve suddenly turned pale and he could also see that you were slightly trembling, but despite all that your lips curled up in a trembling smile, uselessly trying to reassure him “yeah su—”, but you were cut off by another rumble that came louder than the one before, making a meancing flashlight explode outside and a scared shriek come through past your lips as you pulled up your hands to cover your ears while literally throwing yourself against dabi’s chest, welcomed by his arms that naturally went to surround your shoulders, one hand resting on the back of your head “you know you don’t have to act strong or tough around me.”, he calmly called out to you while looking down tenderly at your quivering figure as he caressed your head soothingly, hoping that would help you feel better “it’s just that– i don’t want you to think i’m overdramateek!”, you yelped once again as another thunderstorm broke out in a loud rumble, that made it seem like the walls were vibrating, your arms going to surround dabi’s torso, holding tightly onto him for dear life as you went to bury your face onto his chest.

he was taken a little aback from what you told him and also the way you were trembling uncontrollably, the way right now you were looking so defenseless and weak in his hold made him clench his jaw at remembering what you said; the raven haired villain shifted to pull up a leg on the couch, then he pulled you between them holding you even tighter while dragging you with him as he went to rest his back against the armrest while you were resting onto his chest, still trembling like a leaf “i would never mock your fears princess.”, his deep husky voice vibrated through his chest and then all over your body, sending a wave of reassurance and warmth that slowly made your trembling lessen by the second “that’s why never keep things to yourself and act tough, just lean on me.”, you relaxed your shoulders after listening to his words and lifted your head finding your faces one inch away from the other; his cerulean eyes glanced down at you intensely and you responded the same way, the second later he leaned down while you moved up to meet him midway and just like that your lips pressed together into an endearing loving kiss, molding together for a few moments before you two parted with a little ‘smooch’, never looking away from one another once your eyes locked.

you huffed a brief laugh before resting your head against his cleavage with an happy smile, an hand going to stop over his chest “i’m so thankful for your existence dabi, really.”, after this you felt his heartbeat quicken under your palm and your smile widened at hearing clearing his throat, most probably embarrassed, like every time you praised him or told him sweet words. it was simply so endearing to you.

“i’m truly thankful for your existence too, y/n.”, you opened your eyes widening them in surprise, when you were about to move your head to take a look at him though, dabi placed an hand on top of it gently pulling it down on his cleavage again “don’t... not now at least...”, dabi told you with weak voice, clearing his throat once again before he started to caress slowly and tenderly your hair, trying his best to make you relax and not think about the thunderstorm outside.

you hummed in response, conceding to the arsonist what he asked of you, smiling all giddy because you knew that right now he was beet red all over his face. dabi simply couldn’t handle all at once that amount of love, sincerity, kindness and endearingness, not without falling in love with you more as seconds goes by at least.

#kelin responds #answered #anonymous #bnha fluff #mha fluff #dabi fluff #touya todoroki fluff #bnha x reader #mha x reader #dabi x reader #touya todoroki x reader #ohh to have dabi comfort me when there's a thunderstorm... that would be hands down the best thing in the world fr 😭 #how do i cope with the fact that i will never have him here with me when thunders will scare the living shit out of me???? /srs #ANYWAYS 👏🏼 #hope you like it anon!!! i'm tremendously sorry for how late the answer came 😭

[il-predestinato]

This is going to be a very controversial take. To everyone saying they would prefer for the drivers to speak up about sexual harassment - while I agree in general it would be good for anyone to speak up about it, in this particular situation I don't expect them to, and I don't think any of the drivers are in the wrong for not speaking up about it.

If this was a clear and cut SA case, then yes, I would expect them to speak out about it more.

However, firstly, there has been no clear resolution yet and we can see this SA case has been turned into a power struggle at RBR. Any of the drivers speaking out to defend the accuser are therefore implying that Horner is guilty of SA will show as them taking a stance on the issue and being on Helmut and Jos' side of wanting Horner out. You may say 'oh they're not commenting on RBR, they're not taking Helmut/Jos' side, they're just defending the victim'

Like it or not, the victim, though she had to go through an awful situation, is being used as a pawn in this power struggle. No one can speak about purely the harassment allegations without indirectly implying their stance in the other stuff happening at RBR.

Is it terrible for the victim? Abso-fucking-lutely. But unfortunately they have militarized this situation.

So no, I don't expect the other drivers to say anything. I would be shocked if anyone did. If anyone did say anything, their words would be twisted.

I am not defending those who are saying it is 'just noise'. But any 'no comment' response or changing the subject or avoiding answering - I don't blame them for doing that and I think that's valid.

no one is demanding the drivers open themselves up to lawsuits and start making accusations, but it’s really not that hard to say “i cannot legally comment on an internal investigation, but i support transparency, fairness, and workplace safety for everyone in f1.”

#like it or not you guys ARE the face of this sport and this ‘DRAMA’ is what the whole world is watching right now #do your pr trained asses really think burying your head in the sand is the best response right now? #and yes that includes my faves #looking at you charles and max #just bc you didn’t win dumbest comment of the week doesn’t mean you did the bare minimum #elle.ask #anon #f1

[boyfriendstevie]

Bf!stevie pouts like that when you tell him you’re PMSIng and your titties are sore 💔

oh he so does. pouty baby always. like he tries to lay on them and you have to tell him not to he gets so sad like "what 🥺 why not 🥺"

"they just really hurt bc i'm pmsing, sorry stevie"

and THAT gets the biggest pout ever, "oh i'm sorry honey 🥺 what can i do for you? 🥺 i wanna help 🥺"

you settle for spooning so he can message your boobs and your tummy for the cramps <3333

#the best bf in the whole world actually !!! #steve thots #anon #kit answers #steve harrington #stevie #steve harrington x reader

[fatuismooches]

hallo smooches how are you anyway ive been thinking about how childe will probably bother scaramouche or tease him that he knows that scara has a crush on reader PAMDOFJASOD like he would try to set them up but telling reader to meet them in a certain place only to see scara there instead of childe adnfoaidjfg who knows maybe through him love will finally find scara HEHEHE cheeky childe uwu -scar anon

JANSHDIA YESS SCARA BRAIN ROT😩🥰 Childe loves to annoy Scara but he doesn’t realize his weak point until the two of them have a dual mission in Inazuma and he sees an unknown person walking the city streets with Scara!! It takes literally an instant for him to connect the dots and when Scara realizes he saw them he knows he’s screwed. If you were a Fatui agent or something Childe would definitely tease Scara by requesting you to be moved to his squadron instead, Scara nearly electrocutes him 😋

Childe may not know Scaramouche all that well but he can definitely tell when the Balladeer has not a little, but huge crush on you 🤭 He likes to make Scara show his feelings for you by making him jealous (it’s easier than making him soft) so Childe will casually throw his arm around you, compliment you harmlessly, just to see the Balladeer twitch his eye, internally fume, and rather violently push him away from you. (You being confused but amused the whole time)

Omgg yess Childe would def do that 😫 Telling you to meet him somewhere, but he's done the same thing to Scara too. Scara thinks he's meeting with Childe for Fatui purposes but then he sees you approach instead and all he can think is 'that damn brat' and hide his blush (happy af to get alone time with you though)

#smooches talks #scar anon #scaramouche love notes <3 #ur brain >>> i love these two to an unhealthy degree #childe asks to be his best man half-jokingly whenever the wedding is #too he never goes after scara deletes himself from the world-

[imminent-danger-came]

tbh you are so real for talking about the misogyny targeted to mei & other women in the lmk fandom. in general its like people only value mei as: a: the wingman to some basic mlm ship or b: macaque 2.0. its honestly crazy how so many male side characters overshadow her in the fanbase despite not even having a FRACTION of her screen time. idk chat i feel like the reason people dont care about mei but care about some random male side/background character is less because they're inherently more likeable but because some of you view women as inherently less likable. and everyone is always like "mei is so girlboss pussy cunt slay shes the only reason theyre still alive because she keeps them safe from their silly boy shennanigans shes their ultimate wingman shes so badass shes their lesbian best friend i totally paid attention to her when i watched this show LOL" and even ignoring the obvious misogyny here (ie. how people reduce her to being the male characters babysitter) its like... okay... i know mei is cool & badass already... could you name literally ANY other character trait she has. like people just value her as being "the braincell" who can get red son and mk together or something stupid and its like are we having fun still is this still fun. literally every day i go into the mei tag its like "look at mei shes red sons wifey and shes vaguely in the background of this drawing of red son and mk staring into each others eyes #trafficlighttrio am i right oh look shes macaques niece now this post is about ao lie why is it in the mei tag"

and thats literally JUST talking about mei and it doesnt even begin to cover the other female characters. chang'e constantly gets reduced to being red sons aunt/mom/big sister despite them like. not having any actual interactions in the show. lady bone demon constantly gets overshadowed by her minion who has like 2 seconds of screen time, or she gets made into a cartoonishly abusive madwoman who people call lady bitch demon. just in general people act like shes a horrible person for like. being a villain. liks yeah the trying to destroy everything was bad but also she was an antagonist and thats what antagonists do LOL. spider queen gets completely ignored. princess iron fan gets made into a cartoonishly abusive mother so that way red son can have a poor angsty backstory and some male character (usually nezha, macaque, swk) can take care of him.

(also theres just a great deal of ethnocentrism in the lmk fanbase? like im white so take what İ say here with a grain of salt but so many people will misconstrue aspects of chinese culture for their own personal hcs. people will say male characters are transfem or nonbinary while completely ignoring the time period/culture their from where thats the norm. like yippee youve implied that an east asian man is feminine/emasculine because he has long hair. how do you not see the negative connotations with this. people also turn pif (& lbd to an extent) into a dragon lady which obviously has negative racial connotations lol.)

anyway this is where my unhinged rambling ends have a good day have a good night İ had more to say here but İ reached the text limit. İ dont see a lot of people talk about the misogyny thats prevalent in the lmk fanbase so İm glad youre pointing it out lol.

Yeah, I totally hear you. The lmk fandom has plenty of issues with misogyny and, like you said, ethnocentrism. It's definitely something worth having a discussion about, along with these issues in fandom as a whole.

#you seriously hit the nail on the head anon #(feel free to rant more! I appreciated reading yer thoughts) #tbh I think it's the purity culture like #If LBD and SQ were men. They'd be so popular it's not even funny #But because they're women. And women can't be flawed #(or their flaws are harder to justify- unlike a male character like Wukong. So they're a ''bitch'') #But don't worry! There's one girl character we can girlbossify and ignore all of those pesky flaws and characteristics!!! #I'm so sorry Mei #You're not a support character for spicynoodles to me #you're literally so insane about MK it's not even funny #she's going to become my fav character out of spite on god #when she was like ''what's the point of having power if you won't use it?'' #and azure was like ''i did not sacrifice everything to be an idle deity'' #And 1x03 was about her using her family sword (her power) to protect her house #And Azure used his sword (his power) to protect the world #And when Mei modeled her sword after Azure's (and now he's dead) #and when- *gets shot* #also Mei doesn't even have the fucking braincell #None of them have the braincell #They're all dummies. They're all scrambling around doing their god damn best #A main theme is the fact that no one knows what they're doing. Like #idk #lmk #lego monkie kid #torment nexus #asks #anon #lmk Mei

[qvincvnx]

genuinely asking, if not using the word zionist’s what language would be better?

i understand that you're asking this in good faith but you need to understand that this is like not a great thing to ask. given the context i provided, if it is not obvious to you why those usages of zionist are inappropriate, you are not informed enough to speak on this issue. you just are not.

i think - i hope - we all are out here thinking that death and human suffering should be avoided, that state funded and sanctioned murder and genocide are wrong. working from there, people who act against those ideals do so for reasons that may or may not have ANYTHING to do with zionism (plenty of the people in the US supporting this are not jewish, not zionist, and merely have financial, political, or other reasons to support complicity).

if the way you are expressing your frustration with these issues is to echo nazi or other antisemitic talking points or conspiracy theories, you should be ashamed of yourself. i'm not going to hold your hand and explain to you exactly what you should say because that's counterproductive; you can use the word jew as a slur as easily as a neutral descriptor. but that doesn't mean we can't tell what you're doing.

if you don't know enough to recognize dogwhistles, you simply don't need to be speaking on this issue. you just don't need to be! people will say this issue is too complicated or too simple to discuss as a way to shut down disagreement, and i think both of those are bad faith arguments. but you have to know basic facts about historical context and until you do just shut up.

tl;dr: use the word you mean to use. it's obvious what you mean by it. if you're not being antisemitic, it's fine. but the vast majority of people simply don't know enough to notice when they are. if that includes you, that's genuinely embarrassing for you and i would recommend learning more but ideally not from a jew who is actively despairing at an enormous surge in antisemitism. not everything is actually a teaching moment for you.

#it's been making me crazy to see i/p posts tagged 'not [fandom]' i don't think the masses were breaking down the doors of your fandom blog #for your most nuanced take on these issues. was genuinely tryign to be nice but i am so. so. SO angry. and anon got the spillover. #which sometimes happens when you ask a stupid question but is not the world's best communication. i cannot phrase it better tho.

[young-royals-confessions]

#I still want that confessions anon to tell us what the blorbiest picture of Simon is#the one they have saved on their desktop#I think about it a lot#I want to know @earlgrey-lateatnight finding these tags on my dash completely out of the blue made me laugh so much that i can't not confess now. 'tis i who keeps a picture of simon named 'blorbo' on my desktop! idk if it's the blorbiest by any definition but it makes me irrationally happy every time i see it and yes i made it my pfp as well. it's the hearteyes okay??

Oooh an anon reveal! (Original confession.)

Thank you so much for sharing! 😍 Mystery solved.

#blorbo #simon eriksson #world's best blorbo #anon reveal #young royals

[randomnameless]

I think the "Billy should ditch the boar" takes comes from AM being the one route that breaks their self-insert fantasy. Flamey and Emile doing their stuff and the Jerry thing etc do not matter bcs its not being directly mean to YOU, the player, in YOUR story. Edel-chan is a very sad and traumatized girl that will ALWAYS love YOU no matter what you do and she will doodle YOU and squeak about rats n stuff, but you don't have to actually deal with any of her supposed trauma in a realistic way (+)

(cont) She will always be fine and ready to gush after you, the trauma is only a plot device to make her wary of other people that aren't you, and be attached to only you. What she does to randoms doesn't matter as long as she's nice to you. But the evil european barbarian boar dares to actually show his trauma and negative emotions around you, and make you uncomfy, and bring any sort of realism to your fantasy! how dare he! Not only that, but he admits he didn't like you at the beginning!!!(+) (cont) you, the player, isn't above other characters when it comes to him being rude because of his trauma and mental illness, and the story dares to show your avatar feeling sad and powerless instead of badass and cool. He won't listen to you until another character opens his eyes first, and even if you marry him he's still hearing voices and struggling with his issues, your love won't cure him!! Not only that, but AM is his story, not yours! (+) (cont) It relegates your self-insert to a supportive deuteragonist instead of the main hero the plot centers around. He will become The King and you will be just a religious leader, following the footsteps of the Evil Lizard Lady!! Obviously you don't want that!! this is your story, where you can dump all your anti-church IRL arguments into, and be a super cool baddass mercenary who never has to deal with negative emotions!! And that's why AM is the only FE16 route where I actually like Billy.

Sorry anon for the tardiness of the reply!

Yep, I feel like for both Dee and the evil lizard lady, at one point, they are unhappy/upset/angry and more or less negative at Billy - who is, in this situation, taken as the player.

I remember during the heights of 2020-2021 discourse people sending asks to other asking how can they like Rhea bcs she was meant to "u" and whatnot, and it's just... Self-insert at its finest?

But Billy - the character we see in Nopes, FEH and FE17, wouldn't feel like the player in those instances (because Billy the character would never pick the "uwu" option in the Holy Tomb, and Billy the character would understand and/or at least get how Dimitri doesn't want to talk right now) - so again, it's the same old question, who is Billy? An empty self insert who feels a lot of sad uwus when Rhea threatens to rip their heart out as they assist and support who swore to kill her because her ears are pointy and cries whenever Dimitri doesn't want to talk to them, or is Billy the character we see in other games, who shows more empathy and tries to understand people, and thus, wouldn't have been able to pick a certain route in FE16?

Lol I just remember now how some people didn't like Cyril or even Seteth because they didn't slobber over Billy - as the self-insert - in their first 5 lines unlike the rest of the cast ^^

Granted, this "YOU must be the most important person EVER" comes back in full force with the S-supports (tfw seteth doesn't mention his family to billy when they hold hands) and it reiterates something I always knew : Avatars were a mistake.

Parasocial maybe saved the franchise from turning into another F-Zero like saga, but damn if it nuked a lot in the process (and by, a lot, i mean coherence and characters networks).

#anon #replies #sorry i'm late lol #FE16 #But yes to everything you said #AM is Dimitri's story as he learns to rely on people and not exclusively on u #meanwhile Claude who is supposed to open up to people spends most of time talking to you about his dreams than to talk the deers #and given how FE16 Billy isn't allowed to be a character and thus must always be static or nod #there are no interactions #i mean if billy was uwu me #the second clout said uwu church isolationism uwu new values that don't exclude people for being different #i'd say he's full of shit because those have never been the CoS's values and motto #AM Billy is a guide but doesn't push Dimitri #Dimitri follows the path himself because that's what he wants to #after he opened up to his friends who were always by his side #tbh as the game presents it AM is the second coming of post WoH Seiros and Willy #even without the hand holding it was supposed to end like this #but it went haywire and since Fodlan apparently loves its cycles #a world without Billy at its head is per this game not the best thing ever #but tbh I prefer this end to SS

[sunglassesmish]

https://twitter.com/cw18milwaukee/status/1625662616411508737?s=46&t=ceJ-1SzMExpw0mJi4PmzJw

misha’s harvey dent genuinely gives me chills and all we see in this trailer are small glimpses + the voice over; SO ready to see him act the heck out of that part!

the voice!!!!! i can’t wait to see him be harvey dent and two face i’m just so !!!!!!!!!!!

#anon #ask #misha collins #he’s gonna be a good guy and then he’s going to be a villain!!! the best of both worlds

[edsbacktattoo]

tag your mutuals as stuff from the ofmd teaser

hello anon! i’m fucking in love with you! let’s go

i’m very privileged to have a whole bunch of wonderful and gorgeous mutuals, and I have holes in my brain so I often Forget Things. if I’ve forgotten u i’m so sorry. Let me know and I’ll add ya 😌

@tisziny is the grease marks on the little stede cake topper that suggest Ed has been putting it to his face 🫠

@skysofrey THE RED CRAVAT BABE

@blakbonnet Is Ed picking up the cake toppers and very decidedly NOT licking the frosting from them

@ella-doe stede longingly looking up into the night sky <3

@batsarebetterthanpeople Ed when he throws the knife past Izzy’s head and into the shelf with all the tally marks carved into it

@wearfinethingsalltoowell Jim with the grease paint beard while crashing the wedding

@xoxoemynn “I love everything about you.”

@adickaboutspoons “Objection 🥺😔💔”

@stedebonnets Stede running towards (who we presume) is Ed on that beach and killing people to get to him <3

@saltpepperbeard the auxiliary wardrobe that is still very much intact

@blackbeardskneebrace The bride cake topper that Ed painted in his own likeness

@bunnyandthejets Stede kissing the bottle before throwing it into the ocean

@epersonae “breathing the same air.”

@chocolatepot “I did a punch! :D”

@sherlockig the little twirl Stede does in his new outfit

@vampirebutterflies as Stede’s little earring <3

@snake-snack-stede as the shot of Spanish Jackie with (Swede) in the background?!??

@flightoftheconnie as Anne Bonny Minnie Driver’s corset

@awkward-fallen-angel “he’s actually a good guy” 🥹

#i love you all so much the world is so beautiful #to the anon who sent this i love you too #and i also got the other positivity one that a few others did #and you best bet i’m gonna do it #but i’m making this post while on the clock #so i’ll save the other until i finish my shift lmao #tag game #ask #anon #ofmd #ofmd s2 teaser #ofmd s2 spoilers #💕✨

[journey-to-the-attic]

lorddd i had a fever on my birthday so here are some lil jtta and ddvd thoughts!!

ik can have the smallest of a fever and lucifer will not let that child go to school at ALL. he WILL infact do paper work in IK's room just to watch over her. (Zhao in the meanwhile is cooking for her ofc). But in jtta I'm sure it'll be similar but i had the little silly thought of solomon coming over and being like

"i leave a human being with u...and shes sick.." aka solomon vs lucifer custody battle (/j)

i'm sorry to hear that first part!! hope you're feeling better ^^

lucifer is telling mammon off for being too loud AND researching human-world medicine AND trying to make soup AND constantly adding/taking away blankets to regulate ik's temperature, all while solomon sits by the bed and just takes the absolute mick out of him

the lighter ik's illness is, the more he hams it up - "i can't believe you've betrayed me, no humanity, like this...... you of all demons, lucifer....", and lucifer (who is getting Stressed) is one more quip away from just yelling "SHUT THE FUCK UP" at him

meanwhile in the ddvd au, lucifer still starts out being Very serious and business-like about it, but the longer little ik spends sick, the more his ruthless efficiency just COMPLETELY deteriorates

zhao: i think you should have a lie down dear

lucifer, who has been awake for seventy hours straight and has begun haunting himself with the idea that the fever may never go down:

#answering asks #anon asks #it's not that lucifer completely loses his whole Mr Important deal in ddvd #it's just that he progressively gets worse at keeping it up the longer he has a husband and small child for #he can still the biggest bitch in the whole world when he's overworked and his brothers are causing trouble #but he also now allows himself to become the biggest loser in the world when his daughter has a mild cold #zhao's passed the Pitiful But Trying Best trait onto him so it's his fault really #dad in the devildom #zhaolu