#Thor: i respect you

[worstloki]

Thor would want to kiss Loki and then to make it less weird kiss evry1 else in his friend group.

#Thor would be like bro it's not sus at all see look im going to go kiss Fandral right now too haha!!!! #Loki is like omn (ohmynorns) did you actually just kiss me and Thor would be like uhh this is regular shieldbrother behaviour #Loki: you did!! it wasn't even an accident or anything was it?! #Thor: i respect you #Thor like my friends go with it I am just showing i love you and the warriors 4 are like Thor r u drunk or something but go along #Thor internally: Loki doesn't have his own friend group so in theory he wouldn't know what is and isn't regular friend behaviour #Loki internally: Thor's got issues but there is none I can tell without it threatening Thor's right of succession or earning him punishment #Odin's raven sitting on the windowsill having just seen Thor decide to go for another round with everyone with tongue: caw #thorki #Thor/Loki #crack #Thor: it's not gay if it's a 3way #Loki: unfortunately the warriors 3 and sif makes 4 others #Thor: just sif? #Loki: no #Thor: what about vols-- #Loki: we're still brothers. it's not the homo that's the issue. Thor. #Thor: i wish we weren't brothers :( #Odin's raven: *chokes on air mid-caw*

[b0ydyke]

you’re always changing, rearranging, calibrating, you think far too much

#caption was gonna be marie saying “you can’t keep changing into a dude every time you wanna make a point” #which is HUGE for jordan. but i need to be on my web weaving shit #i wish they didn’t give fem jordan a fuck ass bob girl you can be butch! #but i respect it. #anyway lovee them so cute #caption is marika is sleeping by the Japanese house #gen v #the boys #marie moreau #jordan li #london thor #jaz sinclair #limoreau #marie and jordan #tv stills

[paperdoll201]

i need to get more active of instagram because WOAH

#gen v #marie moreau #jordan li #limoreau #jaz sinclair #london thor #shaking crying throwing up #gen v cast #MY WIVES TOGETHER LOOK AT THEM #london you’re married and i respect that but WOW LOOK AT YOU #jaz i love you FUCK

[aro-culture-is]

Aro culture is wanting to complain about not getting to see much of a favourite celebrity in a TV series after a certain point until the new season next year, but not wanting people to think that means you have a crush on them. Alternatively, aro culture is wanting to gush about celebrities you like without people automatically assuming it's a crush.

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#Anonymous #aro culture is #aro #aromantic #actually aro #actually aromantic #ask #mod phoenix #the only way i'd assume it's attraction is like. if it's pretty hard to see it as anything else #ie an old 'straight' friend who was known to go on half-hour long rants about how much he liked chris... uh. the thor one. his abs. #at which point we were like uh. hey kyle. you... got something you wanna talk to us about? #unfortunately he was v much convinced he was straight and homophobic despite this being one of like. so many examples of us being like... #bro you're the only straight cis one in your main friend group and you're a band kid with drama kid gfs #this does not give us the impression of a straight man kyle. #he was a weird type of homophobic tho #he was like? perfectly fine with people around him being gay and trans and was pretty chill about respecting identities #like shockingly good about respecting pronouns including situational stuff for safety #for someone who on more than one occasion talked about how he thought gay couples shouldn't be able to adopt and shit like that #from what i last heard though i think he got engaged to the last gf of his i knew from high school #and i knew her well enough that i assume he had to have improved as a person if she's willing to have married him #... i cannot stay on topic lol

[aces-and-kings]

The Hourglass Grand Re-Opening Event

You're cordially invited to join us at the Grand Re-Opening of The Hourglass, now under the ownership of Alexander Hawthorne! We're thrilled to welcome you this Thursday CST to our beloved bookstore in the brume of Ishgard.

Step inside and be captivated by our extensive collection of new tomes and texts. From literary classics to contemporary masterpieces, there's something for every reader's taste. Take your time to browse and discover literary treasures that will transport you to realms unknown.

But it doesn't stop there! Indulge your taste buds with our delectable offerings. Treat yourself to a mouthwatering deli sandwich, a delightful dessert that will satisfy your sweet cravings, or perhaps a steaming cup of coffee, tea, or even a glass of wine to enhance your visit.

At The Hourglass, we believe in the power of inclusivity and hospitality. No matter your background or where you come from, all are welcome within our cozy haven. We embrace diversity and foster a safe space for everyone.

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This Grand Re-Opening is a casual event where you can fully immerse yourself in roleplay or simply treat it like any other shop visit. Understand that Alexander may be occupied in roleplay at times, so feel free to interact with an unseen friendly NPC at the counter, who will be delighted to assist your character.

Remember, at The Hourglass, time stands still as you get lost in the magic of books!

THIS THURSDAY 07 - 14 - 23 | 6-8pm CST!

MATEUS | EMPYREUM | WARD 4 | INGLESIDE WING 1 | ROOM#48

Alex's studio too, and the alcove he rents out for those weary travelers in need of reprieve.

#as a heads up if you don't use moon magic be aware I will be writing Alex that evening even if you see Thor! ty #alexander hawthorne #the hourglass bookshop and cafe #07/14/23 6-8pm cst #come and go as you please or just pop in and check it out but pls be respectful of those rping! #mateus #it'd be helpful if anyone interested in attending could comment an x so I know to expect you! (not required though)

[lilydvoratrelundar]

the thing about loki 2021 is that its really fuckin good but not in any of the ways that the loki comics are really fuckin good. and the loki comics are better. go read the loki comics.

#except vote loki u can pretend that one doesnt exist #and also pretend that god who fell to earth went on as long as it should have (i.e. more than five FUCKING issues) #lily dot tee ex tee #marvel #loki #thor #<- oh also the thor comics are just better than the films that one's much simpler #the only way i can think of loki 2021 being similar to stuff like aoa or jim is ideas about free will but it approaches that whole thing #from a completely different angle. its not a story about stories its a story about choics #which is also fascinating and i wanna watch it again at some point but i have no TIME #but also yeah the best thing that loki 2021 did was convince me to finally read loki aoa (which sparked my thor comics phase which i have #still not left) #also sylki was good actually. fuck you <3 #the only bad things loki 2021 did was not make sylvie CANON trans and use kid loki and original loki as costumes #without any respect for the characters themselves #which makes sense because the mcu would not be able to speedrun the entire 2007-2015 character arc in one series #which proves my point that yall should read agent of asgard. now. #616 #mcu

[sonntam]

Odin is such a politician, lmao.

"There have been some misunderstandings. Now we understand better who we are dealing with."

NO FUCKING SHIT, after god damn THREE Aesir gods died, just because you decided to sic them at Kratos. All of those gods related to Odin too, one son of Odin, two other the grandsons of Odin...

Geez, how awkward!

#sonntam talks #god of war ragnarok spoilers #frankly zero respect for odin #if this is your starting line #you know that he is just going to dig himself further and further into a hole #thor tho looking even sexier than I expected #such gravitas! #swoon!

[solvicrafts]

*gently grabs and shakes Legend of Drizzt fandom*

listen guys as a former MCU stan I can safely say that even if I don't always like everything going on with drow and the LOD series I can safely say that Bob fucking cares about his characters and genuinely respects his fans

You guys seriously have no idea how fucking lucky we are

And if you don't believe me? Just look at what the fucking Loki and Gamora fans went through with Infinity War and Endgame

#you guys seriously have no idea how unbelievably lucky we are that RAS actually gives a damn about his characters and fans #seriously unless you were a Loki fan during the Infinity saga you really do not understand #the directors of Infinity War openly laughed about how much they insulted and screwed with Loki's fans #Taika Waititi made it very clear how much he detested Loki and the Thor franchise in general and it absolutely showed in his work #these characters and their arcs were handled in bad faith starting with Ragnarok and it only went downhill from there because the directors #and very likely one of the actors were absolutely incapable of just being fucking normal about this franchise #or treating it/the fans with at least a teeny shred of respect #I can tell when a writer or director hates what they're working on because it shows in the final product #and while I may not always like EVERYTHING going on where drow/Forgotten Realms/Legend of Drizzt are concerned #I can tell that Bob genuinely does love writing these characters and puts thought into their arcs

[nounpolycule]

My toxic trait is like I mean Blink is good but I can't wrap my head around it being the highest rated episode of Doctor Who on IMDb. Top 30 fine but #1?

#it's not my favorite episode it's not my favorite RTD era ep it's not my favorite s4 ep it's not my favorite RTD era ep written by Moffat #it's not my favorite Weeping Angels episode (though I will say that it's the best) it's not my favorite Doctor-lite episode #it's certainly not my favorite episode of TV of all time and I also would say it isn't the best either #I don't think about it unless someone brings it up I don't watch it unless I just watched Human Nature/Family of Blood and let it play #it's not /bad/ it's just. meh. #full respect to people that love it but I don't get why it's above Heaven Sent she is a cinematic masterpiece #actually what I really don't get is The Husbands of River Song being /46 out of 198/???? #how is THORS one of the lowest rated (bottom 5 of 15) episodes that River is in. this is homophobia just like the lack of a 12river kiss. #sorry I saw the post about it being one of the best episodes of TV of all time again & there's people arguing about other things on my dash #& I've taken my meds but not actually started anything & I'm actively avoiding what I need to be doing #thus I am saying things I would not say in a fully public Discord server per usual #also sometimes I see people suggest it as a first ep to watch (not a 'if you only watch 1 ep' but a 'watch this first') which is a dif rant #like I'd show my dad Time Heist because I don't expect him to get into the show but I think he'd enjoy that one #but at the very least go with en episode thet follows the formula if you want to get someone into the shoe #*show #so that they know. whether they'd like the show. #personally I'm a big ''start with Rose'' fan but I have many biases including I don't like consuming media out of order #but like. there is someone I want to make watch s8 and s9 and I'm not necessarily going to make her watch 1-7 first #like Deep Breath (a Doctor's first episode) is a reasonable starting point to me #a Doctor's first episode/a companion's first episode/an era's first episode are what make the most sense to me for a first ep ya know? #bonus for all three. #but like would you start SPN with Changing Channels as a ''do you like the vibes of this show?'' #or Hush or Tabula Rasa for Buffy? (I outsourced that one so if it doesn't get my point across not my fault I am buffyless) #anyway. #someday I'll watch Buffy someday I'll start arguments on the internet about more important things that sharing an unpopular DW opinion #and someday I'll start things on my to do list with less than 3 hours of coaxing #okay have a nice day. 👍 #i speak #kasteraxilkemeryapheshexerindaikyat.pdf

[worstloki]

tell me a spicy take/unpopular headcanon u have about thor or loki or brodinsons

I think that if Loki is jealous of the way Thor lights up a room that Thor should be envious of the way Loki draws darkness away from it

#i think they should both see the other as a rival but only because it hurts less than the idea that the other has what they never will #I want Loki to look at Thor and see the respect he gets without considering the shaped mold Thor learnt to fit #and I want Thor to miss the disrespect when he sees Loki acting outside of it #I want Thor to miss Loki's self-loathing and I want Loki to miss Thor's self-doubt #I want them to wish they were the other because they see the other without significant flaw #or at least they used to #etc etc. you know how it is #they should support each other but hate and be guilty through it

[redemptiionss]

*the OG Loki shows up on my dash*

me: I miss you.

#txt #every time. #the original thor franchise is vastly superior to anything that taika has and is trying to put out. #oh and lets not forget that it's also superior to the L*ki sh*w #i wish that marvel had never hired him. #he gave NO SHIT about the established canon and didn't even watch the movies or read the comics #he straight up said he didn't like the movies and was tired of the shakespeare speak etc #and that he didn't like thor&loki and couldn't relate to them #and marvel just let him disrespect HIS precedessor's work #so what galls me is how he claims that he doesn't want to do gotg because he respects the original movies + its writers #like how dare you? #what i'm getting from that is that he just didn't like thor 1 & 2 because it took itself seriously #as a shakespearean drama #and that it wasn't slapstick-silly & funny enough for him #😒 #it just makes me furious tbh

[ice-sculptures]

Imagine a world where the Russos decided that CA:TWS was their crowning achievement (because it was!) and stopped doing MCU movies. Or movies in general.

you are right & i think we would all be happier if that had happened

#for the record i Did like infinity war #i think that they did a decent job w that storyline #but endgame was a giant fuck-you to pretty much every single character and relationship (especially steve/stevebucky) #and natasha. oh my god she deserved better #where the fuck was her funeral. huh #n the audacity of having that bs girl-power scene without her 🥴 #like. the fucking hawkeye show put more respect on her character than endgame did #oh and don't even get me started on thor... #anyway i'll stop talking now bc if i think too hard abt endgame i Will explode #yeah. it's been almost four years and i'm still mad #like i said - not a hater except for when it comes to this one thing #anti endgame #marvel #answered #anon

[kittyhazelnut]

some of y'all are so goddamn stupid—

#im not gonna argue #im gonna let you be stupid #im not gonna fucking argue #you're an idiot but that's okay you're allowed to be #if you choose to watch Thor (2011) wrong that is your choice to make #i will respect that #you do not need to know how fucking stupid you are for missing the whole goddamn point #*deep breath* #i can ignore a lot of misconceptions but THIS ONE???? #i swear people want to be dense #how's that plot twist feel when you refuse to let it twist the plot #i hate loki stans #it's a horrible infliction #i recommend you stan tony or steve instead #because being a loki stan fucking sucks

[aeterna---amantes]

|| Writers who write Gods from MCU should take a look at the myths the characters are pulled from because the myths are 576374% better.

I said what I said.

#ooc #|| Just to mention a few: Loki and the goat. Thor the blushing bride. Útgarða-Loki in his castle. The Gods' gifts. #|| Thor and Loki adopting and co-parenting TWO kids. #|| Then there's Zeus. #|| I mean yeah it's cool if you base your character on Marvel knowledge but Marvel pulled these Gods out of literal religions. #|| They're fun! #|| ...it'd be also great if I saw MCU treated these characters with the respect they deserve given the fact where they come from. #|| But I digress. #|| Anyway. Read myths! They're great!

[jolioiseau]

i know i look like a bot - i swear i'm not, just give me a chance

#i'm just necromancied from my grave (thx vee) #i can totally pass a captcha test and everything (very not untrue) #tbd #my archive blog was taken over by a pornbot. or perhaps a shapeshifter with a penchant for the largely breasted and scantily clad.... #but in between the move from one blog to another i totally became deceased #so that's why it's been since 2020 since ive posted haha #things about me: #i like drawing cloud s.trife in stupid clothes #hurt/comfort is my bread&butter #i think im very funny & if you don't get it that's bc it's just for me. some bits are for yourself & thats ok #if we've talked once i will remember you forever & we're besties thanks. be blunt if that's not it #dinah lance is my wife & dmg is my other wife. my forevergirls #lesbian w/ no concept of the passage of time #we love & respect thor in this hh

[dcoasis]

Random but I’m thinking about black MCU characters and the fact that she never got a name after debuting in 2017 still pisses me off.

#Valkyrie #MCu #I found out her name through COMICS #well a comic based off of her. in there her name was Rūna and her gf was Atla #and I’m going with that because it had more respect for her than her goddamn creator #and my villain origin story is Thor & Valkyrie sharing that loving look #and then the strap on joke scene where she looks him in the eyes and humps a canon at groin height #the deleted kiss scene and describing them as into each other #then suddenly it’s ‘ew’? and a rejected kiss? #??? I see what you are #then they masculinized her #king?? old spice?? #fuck off #I’m for masc queer rep for all but I’m not gonna pretend I don’t know what they’re doing #I know the difference between geniune queer rep and masculinizing a black woman under the guise of it #act like this would happen with any white woman #Carol gets a pwetty pwincess dress and makeup while in battle gear fuck off #the attempted total focus of Val getting a gf and Tessa saying she should be more than just her sexuality #and then just getting nothing?? #instead of reducing the hyperfocus on a queen and working on her character they just… cut her scenes #like I’m gonna pretend they give a fuck about rep #also fuck Carol #I get shipping them is harmless fun but me personally it irritates me #mostly bc of the blacksidekickification of Nick + Monica being reduced to a niece when she was Cap before Carol #so Val being thrown in there gives me the ick #like Carol had a black ex and Val had a blonde ex so it’s perfect ig?? #having her paired with all these white women 🤨 how u know she weren’t gonna make eyes at Monica #Carol took Captain Marvel Monica should take Valkyrie #they match anyway black n white costume gang ❤️ #nobody gives a fuck about Val except for me 😔 /j