wait. papaya seeds look like caviar
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ooooh they're insane for this
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buck and eddie partying with drag queens was not on my 2024 bingo card
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humans should have an off button
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nothing quite like the joy of finding a recipe online and realizing that you actually have all of the ingredients to make the dish right now
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizonal, but I need more horizonal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me
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listening to one direction. as one does
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(trying not to kill myself) I'm full of so much love and happiness
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what if he’s written “mine” on my upper thigh only in my miiiiiinnd? one slip and falling back into the hedge maze, oh, what a way to diiiiiiee! i keep recalling things we never did, messy top lip kiss, how i long for our trysts! without ever touching his skin, how can i be guilty as sin?
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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