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#This is so funny to me :))
ikkosu · 3 days
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Imagine some wanabe Animal Rights Activist trying to Rescue one of the "abused" humans. From Wheeljack. And just geting tazed like a mofo for their troubles. Human hits their panic button, points aims and fires their deterent defense device. Maybe even hits a sound board or enters a text to voice tranlator, if continuation has progressed that far. "Help Kidnapers! Blackmarket Smuglers!c
LMAO wheeljack's lab, despite being a hazard, is one of the most safest places. If you're not a burglar, of course
Human is just chilling in wheeljacks's lab, nestled luxuriously in a hoard of pillows when the habsuite is breached and you're greeted with the sight of several mechs desperately, or should you say delusionally, claiming they're all but here to 'save' you.
Too bad the only thing they should be concerned with saving now is their own sparks. Wheeljack and the rest of the bots comes scampering in because with how frantic you yelled through the comms, a static read of 'smugglers' is a sure enough sign for them to book it.
But instead of expecting a heavy brawl with their adversaries, theyre greeted with the sight of mechs piling on the ground, smoke sizzling from the heap, twitching and unconscious. The enormous blaster sliding back discreetly into the ceiling told them enough.
I'd imagine that the group of mechs who planned this harbored good honest intentions. but they're a little misguided and somewhat ignorant. So imagine the shock they have when they're now labelled as anti-human terrorists all over the, even more wounding, the human news.
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knifefightscene · 8 months
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congrats to falsesymmetry for becoming The First Woman ever
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fanhoe · 27 days
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Wait this part after the whole “every inch of you” it’s so funny
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Kevin: wow that seemed intense, Im going to ask him if he’s okay
Neil:
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Kevin: Nevermind
HAHAHAHAHAHAHSHA
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sharlinefreire · 10 months
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ok, there's a famous meme in brazil about house md and i don't know if there is an english version for this meme, so i'll try to translate as best i can:
every episode of house md is like
> the patient arrives the hospital.
> the patient is a prostitute or a religious fanatic.
> dr. house attends the patient. she's very sick.
“dr. house, we don't know what to do!! she's bleeding from her eyes!!”
“do the exams, you idiot”
> dr. house will talk with the patient.
“you're stupid. fuck you.”
“dr. house, i hate youuu!! please heal meeee!!”
> cameron, chase and foreman come back to the room.
“dr. house, all the exams were negative. she's gonna die in 2 hours if we do nothing!! will be game over for her.”
“hmmm... game over... oh, there's a gameboy in her ass, that's the problem!”
“dr. house, you're an idiot, but we will check if there really is a gameboy in her ass.”
> they found the gameboy in her ass.
“oh my god, dr. house!! you were right. how did you know that?”
“the gameboys pikachu edition released in 1997 had an iodine-based battery, which if inserted in the butt makes your eyes bleed”
> the patient, cured, enters in the room.
“i was wrong about you, dr. house”
“fuck you, you're a whore! life is pain!!”
> dr. house go to lunch and flirt with dr. wilson <3
> the end.
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sunglassesmish · 9 months
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they don’t mention kripke by name but they call it the jensen ackles show 😭
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lewishamiltonstuff · 3 months
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Hehe 🤭
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infintyonhigh · 1 year
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theloveinc · 8 months
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sugar daddy Bakugo is so funny b/c if he's paying your tuition he's getting mad if you don't go to class
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glove23 · 1 month
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gorgug quitting owlbears to focus on schoolwork and the mystery
-passes the year with the last stand so no more schoolwork-
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manyfandomsonelog · 10 months
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Wrightworth are absolutely the type of couple that would be able to finish each other’s sentences and tell what the other person is going to say before they even say it, but they would primarily use this ability to just have the most incomprehensible arguments on earth.
Like.
Phoenix: I—
Edgeworth: We are not doing this again, I have already stated my opinion on the matter.
Phoenix: But I just think—
Edgeworth: —Yes, I know, and I think that—
Phoenix: —But that’s stupid!
Edgeworth: Just because you were an art major doesn’t mean that—
Phoenix: —Yes it does!
Edgeworth: No it does not! Just because you—
Phoenix: —Rightfully—
Edgeworth: —Just because you don’t appreciate the beauty of—
Phoenix: I swear to god if you say oil paintings—
Edgeworth: —oil paintings, doesn’t mean—
Apollo, who stopped by to ask a question and has been listening to them do this for 20 minutes: You know what it’s ok I’ll just come back later
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thoodleoo · 1 year
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something about werewolves in the ancient world really drove a handful of classicists from 1932-1933 insane huh
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suntaeshine · 2 months
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current fans wouldnt survive back in the bte prime days,, cody was out there possessed by wwe and destroying hhh's throne they had chris daniels dressing up like hhh,, kenny was doing v*nce impressions,, like yall don't even know the shit that went down back in the day
note: they also invaded raw in a limo that one time
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lwalmart · 6 months
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The final three of secret life aka the girls the gays and goodtimeswithscar
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meaningtotellyou · 6 months
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me, sitting: i am having such a good time right now. i feel content and happy and there is nothing wrong with me!
my face:
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princessbutler1316 · 11 days
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Magneto and Cyclops 99% of the time in every single multiverse, comic, movie and etc:
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Also them in 1% of the time:
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