#Terrible rhyme.

[julie-su]

Voni-Ca art on its' own, for you Voniheads out there! All... One of you? Let's all become Voni-Ca fans, okay?!?!

#Voni-Ca #Voni-Ca the Echidna #echidna hell #archie Sonic #Rally4Sally? Motor4Rotor?! We're Bonker4Voni-Ca...no #that's terrible. #Terrible rhyme. #We are not bonka4voni-ca. #She needs that cookie after being compared to LSC Lara all day. Poor thing #This echidna is a wife and mother btw. I'm making it out like she's a little baby. She's in her early 20's at this point in time. #BTW imagine having a baby at 20. You crazy kids!

[mumblesplash]

part 2!!!! [read part one here]

transcript below the cut arranged into stanzas to help show where the rhymes are:

“that’s why they brought gem in? as a failsafe?” as a pawn. we were told to point her at whoever we need gone

“gem won’t hurt her allies. …yet.” the curse she carries will it’s had its eye on her since she lost the other eye she was specially selected for her hunting skill it’s quite the high honor. “wow. how generous.” we try

think about it: why does almost no one fight the curse? “given how fast scott killed skizz last season, i can guess.” [“any pain you spare your friends, you’ll have to suffer worse”?] it’s designed to shut down higher reasoning with stress

#if you still can't see the rhyme scheme try reading it out loud #if that doesn't work uh. idk. can't help you #my art #grian #geminitay #smajor1995 #bdoubleo100 #inthelittlewood #secret life #grian and his terrible horrible no good very bad eldritch coworkers: the sequel #cant wait to post the next part so i can be like 'my three secret life comics. and yes they all rhyme' #this one narratively doesn't work nearly as well as a standalone compared to part 1 #however i accidentally went way too hard and could probably upload the middle page + second to last panel as their own separate art pieces #tbh i'm considering putting an explanation of everything below the readmore buuut i don't feel like it atm. :3 later maybe #me and my 20+ life series headcanons i only allude to without explicitly stating don't need to explain ourselves #still experimenting with this webtoon-esque vertical comic style #still not sure i like it #it gets long too quickly #among other things #but it's very easy to read on a phone so

[nzcronerd]

disco elysium / l'internationale, eugene pottier / history, antonio gramsci / sacred and terrible air, robert kurvitz / revolution, vladimir mayakovsky / words of a rebel, peter kropotkin

#web weaving #disco elysium #sacred and terrible air #püha ja õudne lõhn #pjõl #vladimir mayakovsky #i translated this part of mayakovsky's poem myself. couldn't find a translation #tried to be close to the original but also wanted to make it rhyme at least a bit

[thatsbelievable]

#Here is a Simple Rhyme to Help You Remember Why it’s a Terrible Idea to Run With Scissors #TW scissors #unreality #poem #poems #rhyme #rhymes

[frick-yes-dragons]

CAN'T BELIEVE GABRIEL SAID HE SERVES THE COCK IN THE INTRO WTFFFF

#HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THAT AND ALSO WHY #miraculous ladybug #mlb #miraculous world #miraculous paris special #gabriel agreste #they could have said ANYTHING else #it doesn't even rhyme nothing in his intro rhymes it's a terrible intro #and it's probably just translated a bit too literally from the french but HOW #miraculous #if anyone heard him say something else let me know but I've been listening to it on loop for like an hour and can't find another explanatio

[gwydionae]

Anyone have that post about "you ask for better female characters but you couldn't even handle Katara" because after two episodes of the live action, I feel like I need to send it to the writers.

#avatar the last airbender #this is only slightly sarcastic #uh how to tag #netflix avatar #i'll use that in case i post anything else #mild spoilers in the tags #look it's not a terrible show #there are some things it drops the ball on SIGNIFICANTLY though and one of those is katara's characterization #as in: she currently has like zero #i was ready to throw hands when aang had to get HIMSELF out of the avatar state at the end of episode one because God forbid katara do it #was surprised they let her hug him tbh (sarcasm not sarcasm) #sokka and zuko are the standouts so far imo #and i liked the combination of episodes used in ep 2 it made a lot of sense #i won't get into more than that here as i have a lot of Thoughts TM and these tags won't cut it lol #but i had to get that out about katara #i just - ugh that scene from southern air temple was mutilated and i wanted to scream #changes are fine and often necessary but that one was Bad with a capital B #and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool #(that stands for pool) #...don't mind me XD

[svu-bracket]

quarterfinals (round 9)

episode descriptions under the cut

rape interrupted -> olivia discovers that a young man facing rape charges is the son of her first police partner, who comes to her asking to cash in on an a favor that she owes him (imdb). amy poehler i'm not a regular mom i'm a cool mom but it's the rapist in this episode because he feels bad for doing the rape. mariska does a make a wish for the guy from ER. warren's take on people v. turner.

broken rhymes -> a rising hip-hop star is a suspect in a brutal transgender beating, but his alibi might be as shocking as the crime itself (imdb). warren tackles bathroom bills and transphobia in the entertainment industry. olivia threatens to lock up a transphobe for being annoying #slay. carisi raps. fin admits gender fluidity is hard to follow at times!

#bracket herstory (two consecutive episodes! slay season 18 for being terrible!) #svu #svu bracket #svu polls #worst eps #quarterfinals #quarterfinals round 9 #rape interrupted #broken rhymes

[quinnionline]

you domesticated me

i wish i could hold you like we did before,

only now the weight tying us is much heavier now than it used to be, not as easy to ignore

you domesticated me

and it only makes me miss you more

#beginner poetry #poetry #bad poetry #terrible poetry #rhyme #words

[medicinemane]

Can I just for a minute complain as someone dyslexic about how when I was young everyone would always be like "well look up the spelling in the dictionary"?

Just now, I go to type a word and I spell it something like "erevicobly", which is obviously wrong, but... no idea

Well, I throw it in the search engine* and find out it's irrevocably (didn't spell it right there either, but got it close enough spellcheck could fix it)

Now you might notice something here, which is if I'd looked it up in the dictionary, I wouldn't have found it, no matter how long and hard I searched, because I'd be looking under "er" not "ir"

So do you see why that advice made me mad as hell as a kid, and I stand by my feelings today?

*literally one of the few ways search engines are a blessing is being a really great way to find spellings

#like my typing is great with very few mistakes; but my spelling while mostly alright these days isn't great #cause like... literal diagnosed dyslexia since I was a tiny kid #and let me tell you; no matter the reason; people will shit on you so much for poor spelling (no matter the age too) #fucker; we speak english; everything you said was a lie #there's not (consistent) rhyme or reason to it; and sounding it out is terrible advice cause we've all got fucking accents #and sometimes even if you don't the word is fucking worcestershire and you're fucked #actually gets me a bit heated how many good teachers I had who still acted like this #I actually have many strong opinions on linguistics and teaching despite not being a linguist or a teacher #give me descriptivism or give me death #prescriptivism can burn in hell where it belongs #and one thing that technology has 100% made better (at least for me as a dyslexic adult) is being able to spell well and quickly #it's an aid and an accommodation to me; we just don't look at it like that #I literally can't even spell accommodation; but you get to see the right word there #I have a vast vocabulary... I just can't fucking spell half of it #so prespellcheck you just kind of... had my writing look a lot worse and be a lot harder to parse #the main thing that helped with my spelling wasn't school or anything... it was everquest #you want to be able to type to people and be understood; there's no spellscheck or anything... you work to get it right quickly #mmos are a great way to teach typing if you don't have voice chat #similarly it's actually thanks to tumblr that I'm a quick typist; zero formal training with it and sucked through my teens #was a quick chicken scratch typist... pretty fast; but I pecked #through typing a lot of messages and asks to people on here and wanting to do it quickly I stumbled on something pretty... #close to what I think they teach; though I'm pretty sure there's gotta be some differences #it's nothing formal for one thing; it's all muscle memory; the fingers go where they go #but I can type pretty fast and accurately with my eyes closed #and it's just cause... I wanted to say things to people and say it quickly #eh... I hope I kill myself soon #... it seems out of nowhere; but that's just how my brain works; this is stream of consciousness more or less so... figured I'd leave it #anyway... there whatever this is... is #mm tag so i can find things later

[ladycatofwinterfell]

Half snow storm this morning and two cars collided on my street so the buses wouldn’t go past there. It’s windy, it snows like hell, the buses won’t go. I had a very good reason to stay at home. But I’m from up north and therefore there’s something wrong with me so I thought fuck it I’ll just bundle up and walk to the bus station because I really should go to the lecture. To make a long story short hell has indeed frozen over and I am living in it and also I’m an idiot

#there’s a swedish saying that goes there is no bad weather there are only bad clothes #it rhymes in swedish so it sounds better but anyway my point is that it’s a lie and you shouldn’t listen if someone tells you this #also it’s barely snowing anymore. it was horrible this morning and i could only see a few meters in front of me #but now everything’s fucking fine and i’m left wondering why it had to be so terrible when i had to leave the same comfort of my home

[cartoonqtpie]

One of my friends wanted me to draw some of my favorite characters in the Ginyu Force pose, so I drew the dream team-

I just really love the idea of these three hanging out and causing chaos together-

#wordgirl #the whammer #invisibill #rhyme #ignore the terrible shading the flats just looksd so boring without them- #lowkey kinda ship these three almost #Whammer also with Chuck and Bill with BL #Rhyme and Reason just friends still #Reason being happy his best friend found two people who can match her energy-

[daily-dose-of-writing]

#515

The fairy children come to play but are only chased away. All shut out with iron bars upon the window, and salt lines on the sill below. So off they go, far away, to come back and play another day.

#writing #prompts #fairies #writing prompts #story prompts #daily dose of writing #im sorry im terrible at rhyming #story ideas #writing ideas

[sapphia]

canary’s call the first to fall forever caged within different walls

and they dug your grave as a masquerade to obscure grasping hand of fate

you think you let them down but you were death-bound there’s nothing you can do but to accept the truth you were made to bleed and they were made to grieve so let the curtains come so let the curtains come

when the songbirds cease you will find your peace some breaks you just can’t mend some breaks you just can’t mend but in the beats between there’s music you can glean they’ll join you in the end they’ll join you in the end

#FYI: i can't see the canary curse rhyme without internally putting it to the meter of 'demons' by imagine dragons #so here. have a terrible canary curse imagine dragons parody (or homage if you're being polite) #limited life #limited life smp #canary curse #jimmy solidarity #solidarity gaming #3rd life smp #3rd life series #its like 7 hours til the next ep drops can you tell i'm thinking about it lol

[sophieswundergarten]

Okay, I'm not sure where all of this came from, (And a good portion of it is due to @nobody33333333's addition to last night's chaos), and I don't know if we're talking about just interjecting a song into the actual show, or in the Muppets AU where (According to current decisions) Kermit is playing Mr. Benedict. At any rate, here we are!

My basic outline is that this is the song over which Curtain brainwashes his brother, so there's a more visible, "on-screen" progression: (I'm sorry I couldn't figure out how to fit Number Two in at this point, I tried. Maybe that's why it only takes one song to win over Nicholas, he isn't worried about her...)

Curtain, being an evil mastermind, showing his brother the (cult) compound:

Everything is great Everything is grand I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand

Compound Members, already brainwashed:

Everything is perfect It's falling into place I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face

Jackson & Jillson (They're just like this):

Life's a happy song, when there's someone by my side to sing along

Nathaniel? (I feel like this would be neat to see child Nathaniel singing this bit, like a flashback or something, because Curtain's drama):

When you're alone, life can be a little low It makes you feel like you're 3 foot tall When it's just you – well, times can be tough When there's no one there to catch your fall

Curtain, present-day, taking control of the song again, and reinforcing the (cult) compound member's lines:

Everything is great Everything is grand I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand

Everything is perfect It's falling into place I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face

Jackson & Jillson (Alternating):

Life smells like a rose With someone to paint And someone to pose

Life's like a piece of cake With someone to pedal And someone to break

Life is full of glee With someone to saw And someone to see

Curtain, Jackson & Jillson (J&J are in the background, echoing Curtain for his lines as he directs everyone):

Life's a happy song, when there's someone by my side to sing along

Compound Members:

I've got everything that I need – right in front of me Nothing's stopping me Nothing that I can't be With you right here next to me

Jackson & Jillson (Alternating):

Life's a piece of cake With someone to give And someone to take

Life's a piece of pie With someone to wash And someone to dry

Life's an easy road With someone beside you to share the load

Life is full of highs With someone to stir And someone to fry

Life's a leg of lamb With someone there to lend a hand

Life's a bunch of flowers With someone to while away the hours

Life's a filet of fish, eh!

Nicholas, a bit startled, but getting into the spirit of it:

Er, yes, it is

Curtain, Nicholas, Jackson & Jillson:

Life's a happy song, when there's someone by your side to sing along

Curtain and Nicholas, (Curtain leading Nicholas, until he gets more confident and gets louder):

I've got everything that I need – right in front of me Nothing's stopping me Nothing that I can't be With you right here next to me

I've got everything that I need

Nicholas:

...right in front of me

Sorry, I got swept up in the excitement.

Cut to Jeffers, speaking:

This is it. This is going to be the day, the day I finish securing the compound.

Curtain:

Jeffers, today is a very important day. You know this, right? And you know why?

Jeffers:

Yes, sir. It is the day that you can rest assured, Your compound is totally secure.

Curtain:

No, it's— Ah, I must go check on Nicholas.

Jeffers, still speaking, just with weird meter (He's not going to sing):

Everything's great Everything's grand Except for those kids

They're always around I know they're in the town And they're going to breach the perimeter

But maybe it's ok 'Because I know that someday I'll finally be recognised For all the work I do To keep them all inside The totally secure perimeter

Nicholas, fully lost and into it:

I've got everything that I need – right in front of me Nothing's stopping me Nothing that I can't be With you right here next to me

Curtain, happy that he's finally got his brother "back":

You've got everything that you need – right in front of you Nothing's stopping you Nothing that you can't do you That the world can throw at you

Nicholas, looking at Curtain and waiting for him to follow along:

Life's a happy song When there's someone by your side to sing

Curtain, a bit reluctant, but indulging him:

Life's a happy song When there's someone by your side to sing

Nicholas and Curtain, together:

Life's a happy song When there's someone by your side to sing along

#I hope someone finds this entertaining #More to come later in all likelyhood #But this was kind of fun! #Except Jeffer's lines. Those were terrible. #I had to keep going back and messing them up so they weren't *actually* singing lines with a good rhyming scheme etc. #Super awkward #...Enjoy? I suppose? #the mysterious benedict society #mbs #jeffers #jeffers mbs #nicholas benedict #nathaniel benedict #ld curtain #the muppets #muppets au #muppets mbs

[jumpingjollyrancher]

Day 11: Once bitten, twice shy

Again, he goes to bed alone. Again, he curses himself for not simply asking.

But how is he to find the words when he fears he already knows the answer? The depth of feeling is undeniable, but the shape of it could be so much different from his imaginings. It would be his own personally created torture: to fall deeply in love with his closest friend. Duty is not desire; care need not be passion. Those eyes always watching are those of a dear friend, not a concerned lover.

Apollo rolls onto his stomach, buries his face in his pillow, and yells indistinctly. He hates this feeling! How do others manage? He wants to know, desperately, if his feelings could ever be matched or returned. To ask, to risk their friendship (again) feels like it would kill him. He's not the type to hesitate, to worry. There will always be someone else.

There will never be another Sindri. Apollo lifts his face from the pillow and frowns sightlessly at his headboard.

As he does every night, he tells himself he will ask tomorrow. He will ask for dinner or a hand clasp or a kiss. He will ask for hands in hair and gasping breaths. He will offer love and hope for the same in return.

Like today, he will not ask. He will not risk the leap or stop fearing the fall.

He will roll on his side, retrieve quill, ink, and book, and begin to write the words he cannot bear to say:

Once bitten, twice shy If I could but catch your eye I'd share my love in gaze unsaid Then perhaps I'd trust my heart instead But fear holds fast These words I dare not cast Sit in my chest, a hollow made So much sharper than your blade

#ffxivwrite2023 #ffxivwrite #Apollo #and they were sworn knights #soppy terribly rhyming poetry is his art form

[akkivee]

To be totally honest, I just want ARB writers to be in charge of the new rhyme anima season. I want 23 self-contained episodes that always end with an excuse like “it was all a dream”. I want chaotic situations and absurd characters’ interactions. I’m not ready to see Jyushi’s backstory or B.A.T.’s 2nd drb loss animated so this is the only alternative I can accept.

i think rhyme anima but arb flavoured is a very good vibe to want lol you get great characterisations while still getting the zaniest writing that doesn’t take itself too seriously!!!! which is what i think kr wanted from rhyme anima in the first place lol

backstories are interesting to bring up!!!!! since season one didn’t follow canon at all until the drbs, i honestly expect nagosaka to just be there no explanation lol we have them so cherish them kinda vibe lmao but i could see them alluding to jyushi’s trauma with quick flashback pngs that are kinda obscured, similar to how they depicted the smic fallout. it depends on if they want to be more canon compliant or continue winging it based on whatever crumbs kr fed the team lmao

#vee got an ask #vee queued to fill the void #yes i too choose not to acknowledge seeing bat lose for the third time lol it’s my bb 1st drb loss trauma all over again *wheezing* #like how much of rhyme anima’s writing do we blame on it being outdated????????? #season one production started in 2018 and it showed hard by 2020 since i’m sure kr just gave the animation studio some notes and said #‘good luck!!!!!!🤗’ lol #do you gloss over inconsistencies????? like tbh!!!!! all hypnosis mics causing hallucinations instead of it being just ramuda’s ability #was a terrible choice since ramuda essentially no longer has an ability lol but i don’t blame that on the anime i blame kr #they probably just didn’t know!!!!!! ::::( and that sucks lol rhyme anima should be arb but animated styled #but idk how feasible that is without an entire rebrand or retcon lol then we DESERVE 23 episodes at that point lmao #c: rapping boys