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If there's any character in this world who suffers from literary Ken-ification it's Patroclus. Especially in the zeitgeist of today (thanks tsoa), it's always Achilles AND Patroclus, never just Patroclus. Who is he? Why does he exist? He is Achilles' boyfriend! What's his job? Death! In the sense that he just. Dies. That's just his job now. Death. Death and Achilles' boyfriend. That's it.

#two things in life are universal #death and homoeroticism

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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@littlemut callout post

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to go alongside “nice dichotomy idiot now what lies outside it” i would like to propose:

great argument fools now cognate the dissonance

which is a really asshole way of saying “you’re all right”

#shitpost

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

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why do bat eared foxes look like they're being bullied ,,,,

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#same, buddy, same

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"Cas, you just gave up an entire army for one guy." ↳ 9.22 - STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN

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💀

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Girl you cannot “reclaim phrenology”

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"Cliffhanger"

Abandoned villa, Chemin du Raidillon, Saint-Pierre-en-Port, France

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MAX 420

nice

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There was an old man who lived by a forest.

As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting.

He said, “Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it’s completely gone now. My hair can’t be saved. But look outside at the forest. It’s such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they’ll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair.”

“What I want you to do,” the man continued, “is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family’s duty to keep this forest strong.”

So they did. Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them. And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.

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Another really funny human experience we’ve all admitted to is imagining being on a talk show telling your stories and charming the audience and explaining your life