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crow-in-springtime · 9 months
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Had this been done yet?
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Oh well, now it has
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cptnwynnie · 8 months
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he Ken secure a perimeter
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bi-demon-ium · 1 year
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happy secure the perimeter saturday, boys!
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Happy Secure The Perimeter Saturday!
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cantfuckbracket · 1 year
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Can't Fuck Bracket - Group Stage. Group 8: The Mysterious Benedict Society (TV) Characters
LD Curtain versus Jeffers versus Dr Garrison
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[ID: The unfuckable pride flag overlaid with the "no bitches" meme. Over it are pictures of the contestants. They are all tanned white people. Curtain has hair slicked to the side and is shown pursing his lips and throwing his hands back; Jeffers has a moustache and is grimacing; and Dr Garrison looks like she's about to sneeze. Over them are sparkles and a heart with a butt, and in between them are peach emojis crossed out with the word "vs" in them. End ID]
Propaganda:
LD Curtain: "He's both a cringefail loser (See: 1. repeatedly beaten by a group of literal children, at one point even saying "they have proven to be my only worthy adversaries" (<- man talking about a group of eleven year olds), 2. screaming at a child, while visibly tearing up, "I AM NOT SAD! I AM *FINE!*", 3. genuinely thinking he can simply say no to having narcolepsy, 4. keeps little painted figurines of his brother and co and does magic tricks with them to intimidate an eleven year old, sincerely thinks this is an extremely cool thing to do), a bad dad (terrible both in the sense that he's emotionally abusive and in the sense that he thinks he's doing suuuuuuuch a good job and he very much isn't), and just like. evil?? but not in the sexy way. and also he's in denial about it which makes it even LESS sexy. Negative sexy if you will. "I'm not bad. who thinks that" sir you are standing in your mind control machine. "Sticky! Friend! Evil is a bit harsh!" sir you psychologically tortured him. anyway he does stupid little magic tricks and is a complete failure but somehow manages to convince everyone that he's charming and actually very cool. while obviously like, starting a cult or being just visibly a cringefail maniac two seconds from flying off the handle. anywya this got out of hand the point is: UNFUCKABLE."
Jeffers: "he's just. a sad little man. the biggest loser i've ever seen. [shrek voice] he can't even secure a perimeter! no but seriously the way he just like. fails at literally everything he does? he even annoys CURTAIN with his incompetence/general loseritude. if he tried to have sex i think somehow the bed would end up on fire and he'd have to leave literally with his head hanging. somehow his dick would just fall off and bounce on the floor like a sad little worm on a string. i'm so sorry for giving you that mental image and if you want to kill me for it i understand"
Dr Garrison: "Dr. Garrison is *the* representation for unfuckable insane women in STEM we’ve all been waiting for. She spends the entirety of the show conducting unethical experiments. To be perfectly honest, I’m not sure if she’s ever heard of the concept of “relaxing” or “having fun.” She has the energy of “someone who should’ve had a girlboss villain arc and had a midlife crisis instead.” Actually, that is literally what happens. She was fired and framed by her boss and she *should’ve* had her hot girl divorcee revenge arc; instead, she’s hiding out in a root cellar paying off a gang of teenage lesbians to kidnap a 7 year old that she needs for further unethical experiments. The last time we see her on screen, she’s sobbing collapsed on a table as the 7-year old her lesbians kidnapped administers what I like to call “malicious therapy.” It is important to note that she is wearing what appears to be a potato sack throughout this entire encounter.
Basically, her cringe fail swag combined with her “never heard of the concept of fun” energy as well as her impending midlife crisis combine to create an incredible aura of unfuckability. (However, I am a fool. I could fix her <3)"
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For @bi-demon-ium. I'm sorry, I know this is stupid and also I have never tried anything like this before, so my apologies for this disaster:
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mbspolls · 1 year
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mr benedict and constance are having a picnic off to the side (constance refused to run) and milligan is sitting with them because he would probably win and also i wanted jackson and jillson to be in the running (literally)
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ldcurtain · 10 months
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crow-in-springtime · 9 months
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Hey! For the Character Bingo Game, maybe Milligan, Jeffers, Laertes and/or Ophelia, if you want?
I hope you are having a really good day!!! Don't forget to drink water, please :)
Sophie! Thank you for the ask! Here is where I answered for Milligan
Jeffers:
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I feel bad saying I don’t care about him but also like, he’s just a silly guy. He was entertaining
Laertes:
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Canon did everyone in that play dirty because it’s a Shakespearean tragedy, but also like Laertes was really going through it in those last acts. Also he didn’t actually need more screen time I just needed him on screen more to validate my older sibling emotions. And he was so incredibly real for leading a mob chanting “Laertes shall be king!” to the castle. I do think he was complacent in literally everyone being a dick to Ophelia, but I don’t think that’s an unpopular opinion.
Ophelia:
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Ophelia babygirl I’m so sorry about all the misogyny you’ve had to suffer though, especially at the hands of men who continually romanticize your death and get everything else about you wrong. I’d like to think we’d be friends but I don’t know. She <3
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mvshortcut · 1 year
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bi-demon-ium · 1 year
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FOR @MVSHORTCUT.
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What is this boop-o-meter? I don’t like it. It feels like an invasion of the perimeter.
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VERY proud of my icon. spent way too much time on it.
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nobodysdaydreams · 7 months
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curtain posts a Sad Jazz Apology to the news
The post for anyone wondering what this ask is about.
Thank you anon. I don’t know what a sad jazz apology is, but I imagine Jeepers on the saxophone with dark sunglasses and a hat while Curtain gives some weird Jazz spoken word poetry apology.
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