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nobodysdaydreams · 17 days

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I know it's late for this, but here's how I think characters in the Mysterious Benedict Society would have reacted to the solar eclipse.

Nicholas- obviously he'd be so excited for this. The world goes dark, he passes out with joy.

Rhonda- buys everyone eclipse glasses and makes sure they understand the dangers of looking at the sun

Number Two- complains about the traffic because tons of tourists are coming for the eclipse and her mom has a ton of weird conspiracies about what the eclipse means, but once the eclipse is happening, she very much enjoys it.

Milligan- happy that he's able to experience such a unique and special moment with his daughter that he will treasure forever

Miss. Perumal- educates the children on how solar eclipses happen and bakes cookies for the watch party

Kate- climbs a tree so she can be closer to the sun and get a better view

Martina- was planning on forcing the tetherball team to practice through the eclipse, but begrudgingly cancels practice to join Kate in the tree

Reynie- is excited about the eclipse in a very average, but endearing way.

Sticky- is fascinated by and excited for the eclipse, but then he saw a video about what happened to that one person that stared at the sun and even though he knows that won't happen to him because he has the right glasses, he still can't get the thought out of his head. His friends help him calm down, and he ends up enjoying the eclipse.

Constance- pretends she doesn't care about it that much, but she actually does and writes an incredibly beautiful poem about it afterwards which she shows to no one.

Nathaniel/Curtain- cancels classes at the Institute to view the eclipse and somehow turns it into a metaphor about himself. I don't know exactly how he would do this, something about the moon being the darkness of Nicholas that blocks out the brilliance of the sun (himself), but the sun is all powerful and shall surely rise again, I don't know, something like that. However, if this happened during season 2, he would 100% incorporate it into his cult's doctrine just because he can. He'd make that the day and hour of his evil plans just for the symbolism.

Jackson and Jillson- they also saw the video about the people who stared at the sun and they have made it their personal mission to warn everyone about proper eye protection

SQ- he's happy to be able to spend the day with his dad watching the sky. He later draws a really beautiful picture of the eclipse.

Jeffers- stares directly at the sun and suffers permanent eye damage despite being warned multiple times

Dr. Garrison- fascinated by the eclipse for scientific reasons, but takes advantage of the distraction to escape and begin hatching an evil plot

Marlon- does not care at all that the eclipse is happening but goes along with whatever Curtain wants

Captain Noland- views the eclipse as a sign of coming doom

Cannonball- is 100% on board with whatever conspiracy Noland believes

Number Two's mom- views the eclipse as a sign of coming doom

Number Two's brother- is 100% on board with whatever conspiracy his mom believes

Number Two's sister- doesn't care at all that the eclipse is happening, but goes along with whatever her mom wants

And I know I've been doing mostly show characters, but...

Crawlings- stares directly at the sun and suffers permanent eye damage. But he only stared at it with one eye because he kept the other one closed thinking that would somehow save him from being burned, so now he wears an eyepatch over his bad eye, but that's not the same one as the one where he lost his eyebrow, so it doesn't cover that damage either, he just looks like a mess.

The Rest of the Ten Men- think Crawlings is an idiot for looking at the sun and claim they don't care at all that the eclipse is happening (Sharpe lowkey does, would never admit it).

Seymour, the orphanage cat- continues being a cat. Is very confused when it is suddenly nighttime. Then when its daytime again, he shrugs it off and goes about his business.

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crow-in-springtime · 9 months

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We must discuss how many characters in the Mysterious Benedict Society universe (both book and TV) have incredible amounts of sapphic swagger.

Miss Perumal? If you look up ‘femme lesbian’ in the dictionary there’s a picture of her

Rhonda Kazembe? Most bisexual to ever bisexual bisexually, we all wish we were as cool as her

Number Two? Transfem lesbian icon with a passion for woodworking no one is doing it like her

Dr Garrison? Finally, representation for loser lesbians who are going through a divorce without ever being married or dating anyone ever

Kate Wetherall? The love of my life when I was eight, queer awakening for so many kids

Martina Crowe? Mean, overly competitive, dramatic lesbians are the backbone of society

Ms Plugg? No thoughts, only buff women <3

Jackson and Jillson? They are something! Good for them

Violet Hopefield? So sapphic that she shares a name with the sapphic flower symbol, beloved <3

Constance Contraire is the only exception, she is an aroace queen

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kneeslapworthy · 1 year

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i love how constance’s “happiness” wavered for a moment when she said “how depressing” at Dr Garrison’s notes Like even when brainwashed she simply CANNOT RESIST bullying Dr Garrison SKDJKDSHD

#constance contraire #she is an icon and she is the moment #also please save her soon i am worried #and MR BENEDICT GOOD GOD HE'S GONNA DIE #mbs #mbs s2 #mbs season 2 spoilers #mbs spoilers #tmbs #mbs disney #the mysterious benedict society #dr garrison

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amysterywrappedinanenigma · 1 year

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Alright. MBS Institute Thanksgiving, because if there’s one thing I need, it’s a LIVE workplace comedy.

Curtain: Insists on bringing the turkey, which he’ll say he made, but everyone knows he had his personal chef make it in secret.

Dr. Garrison: Shows up with cranberry sauce (that may or may not be from a can. Leave her alone, she’s a very busy lady and her interests lie in science.) She spends a lot of the night pouring out the champagne Curtain keeps trying to give her and replacing it with Mr. Oshiro’s sparkling cider.

Mr. Oshiro: He arrived early and brought a really nice bottle of wine for anyone who drinks (Curtain drinks the whole bottle), and bottles of sparkling cider for those who don’t. He also brings a really interesting type of salad that no one has tried before but most people end up loving.

Martina: Martina is quietly seething at the fact that she didn’t get to bring the turkey. She settles for stuffing that’s very protein-heavy and honestly pretty delicious, but anyone who eats it hears her speech about its optimal protein value. She also snuck into the building at 5 AM to decorate every inch of the place, because no one else would have done it right.

SQ: SQ hand-painted name cards for everyone! And he brought a gorgeous pie with a lot of intricate crust work that people are worried about cutting into because they don’t want to mess with his design.

Jackson & Jillson: Mashed potatoes and sweet potatoes, but they each show up carrying a bowl of each, ending in 4 bowls of potatoes in total. (What people didn’t see was the way they nearly killed each other in an argument over cooking not 30 minutes earlier.) They also each brought identical electric carving knives for the turkey. No one is brave enough to ask where they got the knives. Everyone is just watching out of the corner of their eye and being extra polite to the two of them.

Jeffers: Jeffers spent hours making homemade rolls, and came in with all of them arranged on a tray to spell out his name. He thought it was cute and a form of self expression. They all get knocked onto the floor and it’s super obvious he spends 20 minutes trying not to cry when it happens. He’s ‘accidentally’ locked out of the room halfway through the night for multiple hours.

Bonus:

Isaac. No one is 100% sure who invited him, including Isaac himself. (It was Dr. Garrison.) but he brings miniature versions of every type of pie he can think of because he wasn’t sure what types people would like (I’m looking at you, scone scene <3)

This night will somehow end in violence.

#if anyone has things to add to this it that’s extremely encouraged #please please do so #I’m particularly proud of the Jeffers and J&J ones #and Martina #mysterious benedict society #mbs #mbs disney #ld curtain #dr garrison #mr oshiro #martina #sq pedalian #Jackson and Jillson #Jeffers #i posted this on discord yesterday but it’s going here bc why not

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thedrgarrison · 11 months

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Does anyone have any recommendations for toys or dolls known to soothe and comfort children, particularly in ways that make them agreeable and compliant?

#Any advice is appreciated #dr. garrison #dr garrison #tmbs #mbs disney #mbs #the mysterious benedict society

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ldcurtain · 11 months

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#May the most deserving employee win #Curtainpolls #ld curtain #ledroptha curtain #dr curtain #dr. curtain #dr garrison #The whisperer #jackson and jillson

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fruitytulip · 5 months

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If anyone is sad that mysterious Benedict society is canceled after season 3 I have the perfect fic for you

It’s Called S.O.S. It’s made by the wonderful @nobodysdaydreams (amazing work btw) they just finished season 2 and now doing season 3 I love this fic the details are amazing and the angst is wonderful I love this fox and I can’t wait for more

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heyitsthatonesmolgay · 8 months

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It is vital I pass this onto you guys:

You know that tweet about relationship dynamics with a fail girlboss with two hypemen who somehow are worse at what she does than her???

Yeah that's Garrison, Curtain, and Jeffers.

#connie.txt #mbs disney #dr garrison #ledroptha curtain #mbs jeffers

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irlwakko · 9 months

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mbs fandom how do we feel about this with like. season 1 curtain and garrison

#by season 2 they're no longer pretending JKLJDSFBLBL #the mysterious benedict society #ld curtain #dr garrison

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bi-demon-ium · 1 year

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dr garrison clutching her perfect, optimally proportioned doll: COULD A DEPRESSED PERSON MAKE THIS????? NO!

#constance: yes. clearly.#mbs disney #mbs spoilers #dr garrison #thank u maren for inspiring me #the mysterious benedict society #tmbs #mbs

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nobodysdaydreams · 1 month

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Name Meanings:

Molly - "bitter"/“star of the sea”/"beloved"

Maeve- “intoxicating”/ “she who rules”

Emily- "Rival"/"Laborious"/"Eager"

Abigail- "My father's joy"

Audrey- "strength"/"honorable"

Paige- "assistant"

Charlotte- "free"

#This one is tricky because I feel like having both molly and maeve and abigail and audrey on the poll will split the vote a lot #But we'll see what happens #dr. garrison #dr garrison #tmbs #tmbs disney #mysterious benedict society #the mysterious benedict society #mbs disney #Bods polls

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constancecontrairebenedict · 11 months

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A Lunatic ‘Genius’

A poem by Constance Contraire

For @thedrgarrison 🔬

Woe to the one that is forced to hear this: The rantings of a lunatic genius. Sadly, I heard her cries one day And oh, the tale, it went this way: I woke up in a dirty root cellar, Containing a most unpleasant dweller. Her dolls and tech were so poorly made, Her staff was severely underpaid. Money and funding she sorely lacked; She dressed in an old potato sack. She said she cared about ethics too much. I think she uses her tech as a crutch. She threatened to erase my mind; She tried so hard to seem unkind. She tried so hard to seem so tough, But happily I called her bluff. The memories dreaded were her own, When I told her this, she cried and moaned. But her tears could not drown her shame, She had only herself to blame. She used self pity as a lame excuse, To justify tolerance of abuse She continued to weep and whine; If only she could grow a spine. She said she’d tried, she started to cry, While I in frustration groaned and sighed. She refused responsibility, For all she did to the world and me. She needn’t have droned on for so long. It’s obvious where she went so wrong. Even a child could tell you for certain. It’s foolish to throw your lot in with Curtain. For those that do end up insane; Brilliance can’t save them from pain. For the ghosts that echo from the past, Shall forever haunt them ‘til their last. No amount of sweeping can wipe it away. Sinful stain on your soul shall forever stay. For there is no sad sound more pathetic than this: The lamentations of a lunatic genius.

#constancepoems #constancepoetry #constance contraire #dr garrison #dr. garrison #mbs #tmbs #mysterious benedict society #the mysterious benedict society #mbs disney

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kneeslapworthy · 1 year

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MBS characters ranked from most to least likely to say Fuck

Kate

Constance

Dr Garrison (my unhinged queen)

Rhonda

Curtain

Number Two

SQ