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#Yep

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#My life will be fine #inches from victory

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i am EVIL!!! no I don't want to join your found family please go away,,

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god knew id be unstoppable if i was mentally stable

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@tinyshe

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#Please get back here and help me the happiness thing has got some problems#I’ll give you better insurance I’ll clear your name I’ll stop forcing you to attend fancy dinners with me#Just come back. Now.

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Too little too late. Deal with it yourself.

#Know your worth ladies

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miserable women in your area ⚠️

#I’m aware of that #I’m the woman

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kinda fucked up that only biologists get to be mad scientists- wheres the mad linguists? the mad geologists?? i wanna know what unethical shit a mad meteorologist can get up to. i want to see how many war crimes a mad anthropologist can invent.

#I’m an engineer

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Alright girls, you know what we need to do

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Nonsense. I’m not sad. I’m fine. Inches from victory.

One or two years ago I got a spam email with these two sentences in them and they’ve been a part of my vocabulary ever since

#On an unrelated note does anyone have any wine? I’d also settle for a big stick I can use to hit my boss over the head

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y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*

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I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir