Stefan: wants revenge on Klaus for the shit he pulled on him, even going as far as to almost drive the love of his life off of Wickery Bridge. Knowing that that her parents almost died and where she almost died.
Fandom: Stefan has every right to hate Klaus!!! He didn’t actually do it!!! His humanity was off (it was on and yes he was dealing with the guilt and pain, but I’m not gonna go dismiss my baby girl’s trauma either).
Tyler: wants revenge on Klaus for killing him, forcing him into becoming a hybrid, making him into his slave, forced him to bite his gf, killed his mother (aka his last living family member) because Tyler dared to save innocent hybrids from being sired, killed his pack, and drove him out of his hometown. Tearfully leaves because while he loves Caroline, he doesn’t want to live under a psychopath’s thumb and wants justice. Keep in mind that he didn’t abuse Caroline in the process unlike something a certain Salvatore brother did to the love of his life.
Fandom: T-Tyler is such a dick! He chose revenge over Caroline! He hates Klaus more than he loves Caroline! How dare he not grieve the way his girlfriend wanted him to! Klaus/Stefan would never!
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Damon: so tell me what happened.
Elena: ok, but you can't get mad at us.
Damon: Elena, I could never be mad at you.
Caroline: Well we were minding our own business when-
Damon: BULLSHIT!
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Klaus: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Caroline: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Klaus: Absolutely not.
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Klaus: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Caroline : This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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Caroline: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Klaus: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Caroline: No! Four to five seconds!
Klaus: Too late!!!
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Kol: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Elijah: Alright, what's 30x17?
Kol: 47
Elijah: That's not even close.
Kol: But it was fast.
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Klaus: So that’s my plan.
Elijah: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Klaus: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Elijah: It fucking sucks.
Klaus: That’s not constructive criticism.
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Jeremy, texting Bonnie: Bonnie! Help I’m being kidnapped
Jeremy: Where are you?
Jeremy: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Bonnie: I’ll call Elena.
Elena, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Bonnie: Where’s Jeremy? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
Elena: Jeremy? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
Elena:
Elena: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Elena: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Jeremy: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Jeremy: Where are you going?
Damon: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
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Jeremy: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Damon: Only if you also don't ask why
Damon: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Jeremy:
Damon:
Jeremy: This one is fine
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Jeremy: Hey, Damon? Can I get some dating advice?
Damon: Just because I’m with Elena doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Stefan: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Klaus: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Stefan: Yes!
Rebekah: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Stefan: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Klaus: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Rebekah isn’t as mean
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Stefan: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Klaus: Stop romanticizing the past
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Stefan: What is your biggest weakness?
Damon: I can be uncooperative.
Stefan: Okay, can you give me an example?
Damon: No.
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Stefan: Okay, truth or dare?
Damon: Truth
Stefan: How many hours have you slept this week?
Damon:
Damon: ...Dare
Stefan: Go to bed.
Damon: I don’t like this game
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from volume 6 onwards, CMX comics (the DC branch which went on to translate 15 eroica volumes, before being terminated) started adding these little notes on the back of the FEWL volumes, roleplaying as if it were the major and dorian writing notes to themselves or each other. besides being really charming, a lot of these are just plain hilarious, especially the taglines
this one doesn't have a note, but here's the back of my volume 5, which made me scream the first time i read it
(these were taken from various ebay listings, fourth pic is by my dear friend @bishonenspit 🌹)
these are so iconique, in fact, that the team currently scanlating eroica (the iron rose team) redid the back cover format for the chapters they're translating, and i love them all so much
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