Damon: so tell me what happened.
Elena: ok, but you can't get mad at us.
Damon: Elena, I could never be mad at you.
Caroline: Well we were minding our own business when-
Damon: BULLSHIT!
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Klaus: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Caroline: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Klaus: Absolutely not.
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Klaus: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Caroline : This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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Caroline: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Klaus: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Caroline: No! Four to five seconds!
Klaus: Too late!!!
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Kol: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Elijah: Alright, what's 30x17?
Kol: 47
Elijah: That's not even close.
Kol: But it was fast.
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Klaus: So that’s my plan.
Elijah: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Klaus: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Elijah: It fucking sucks.
Klaus: That’s not constructive criticism.
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Jeremy, texting Bonnie: Bonnie! Help I’m being kidnapped
Jeremy: Where are you?
Jeremy: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Bonnie: I’ll call Elena.
Elena, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Bonnie: Where’s Jeremy? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
Elena: Jeremy? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
Elena:
Elena: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Elena: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Jeremy: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Jeremy: Where are you going?
Damon: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
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Jeremy: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Damon: Only if you also don't ask why
Damon: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Jeremy:
Damon:
Jeremy: This one is fine
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Jeremy: Hey, Damon? Can I get some dating advice?
Damon: Just because I’m with Elena doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Stefan: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Klaus: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Stefan: Yes!
Rebekah: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Stefan: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Klaus: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Rebekah isn’t as mean
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Stefan: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Klaus: Stop romanticizing the past
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Stefan: What is your biggest weakness?
Damon: I can be uncooperative.
Stefan: Okay, can you give me an example?
Damon: No.
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Stefan: Okay, truth or dare?
Damon: Truth
Stefan: How many hours have you slept this week?
Damon:
Damon: ...Dare
Stefan: Go to bed.
Damon: I don’t like this game
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We all know who he is- Damon Salvator better known as Ian Somerholder but on my page we refer to this masterpiece of a human being by Damon, his famous words and first line in the entire series were- "Hello Brother" on the first episode 'pilot' at '33:51' Sorry for graphics of video and feel free to request something!
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