#Stupid book man

[aderangedmouse]

#jurgen leitner #Jurgen leitner?? Stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner??? #martin “i am the antichrist's plus one” blackwood #the magnus archives #tma #tma shitpost #Stupid book man

[egophiliac]

well, I can't say I expected the new chapter to feature Idia (metaphorically) going to (metaphorical) hell, getting a pep talk from his (metaphorical) Phantom brother which helps him finally move on once and for all from his brother's death, and (metaphorically) overblotting again to fight his way back out of (metaphorical) hell, only to have his darkest fear (non-metaphorically) come true when his mom goes through his computer and finds all his secret files. but I am glad it did!

also this is all a flashback for the purpose of explaining to our group what the heck is going on (whether or not any of it is getting through is another matter)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 chapter 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 chapter 7 spoilers #it's okay she said she didn't look in the password-protected folders #your secret recipes are safe #what's up guys it's IDIA TIME #red idia. redia. is this anything #(my thoughts are all over the place so this is not going to be comprehensible sorry in advance) #woooooo and his character arc is resolved!!!! #including my new favorite shroudbros interaction #idia: ortho i need to apologize for how much i must have hurt you -- #ortho: whatever niisan i went to SPACE #they're so stupid. i love them so much. #not to mention idia starting to realize something is up when he pulls 3 ssrs no problem #(stares at 3 currently-running ssr pickups) twst is mocking me personally #aw man though! i forget if he had that line before about crimson muscle coming to his entrance ceremony or if that's new #either way i think that's sweet! #there's been a bit of a running subplot that idia actually really does want to be friends irl #but is too shy/anxious and convinced crimson would hate him immediately if they ever met #so idk. it was kind of a throwaway line but it still got me! when are he and lilia gonna meet for reals :( #(this will definitely involve makeovers) (this is not how idia expected their friendship to go but he has no choice now)

[blondie-drawings]

Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2

#sorry for the mercy/augustine sex jumpscare but i rly do think they have terrible sex every like. 200 years #they're like “Oh this Sucks I'm never doing this Again” and then hundreds of years pass and they get bored and they're like hmmm #maybe. it wasn't THAT bad. #the idea of bitching and complaining during sex is too funny to me #also my magnus design is pure indulgence #i just wanted to sexualise that old man. and he ended up looking like varric dragon age 😭😭 #also also i gave Pal the fancy swoopy glasses that elphaba wears in the wicked trailer cos i think they're cool #okay now i gotta do some actual tagging #the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth #gtn #harrow the ninth #htn #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow nonagesimus #griddlehark #ianthe tridentarius #ianthe the third #mercymorn the first #augustine the first #palamedes sextus #palamedes the sixth #abigail pent #magnus quinn #john gaius #tlt shitposting #oh and i haven't finished Nona. i paused my reading because i found out there isn't a release date for the next book so I'm like #i need to make this last. i gotta ration this book out (<-stupid)

[bookburners]

I don’t think the upperclassmen see Neil as sad and traumatized as much as they see him as a feral but deadly cat or chihuahua that they fed a couple times and is now theirs forever.

#I mean their introduction to him was him yelling at KEVIN IN FRONT OF ANDREW! #Then booking it out of there like the debt collector knocked. #And Kevin had coached them for the past year so you know this man was a stupid hero in their minds #they watched the Riko roast #and the Riko Roast 2.0 more faster more furious #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #neil josten #the upperclassmen #dan wilds #matt boyd #renee walker #allison reynolds

[welcometogrouchland]

Disgustingly messy and crusty sketch dump but I couldn't get my own terrible theory out of my head and ended up making a bunch of sketches about it. Also at the end a bonus dickbats and Damian doodle bc I was reading an issue of their Batman and Robin run (IDs in Alt)

#dc comics #dc #batfamily #batman #damian wayne #stephanie brown #tim drake #dick grayson #cassandra cain #duke thomas #anyway. zdarsky run sure is something huh? #its still so funny to me that half of 148 was leaked a few days before like someone has it OUT for that book over at bleeding cool ig #i don't necessarily think this theory will come true I'm just imagining how stupid it would be if it did #I'm not super happy with the dialogue in the cass+duke+dick comic but i felt my og dialogue might've read too fanon #mainly just bc cass' last sentence was originally shorter/just ellipses and duke said smthin like ''wait? villain arc?'' #which you could easily find in wayne family adventures. even tho it would've been appropriate for this situation 😭 #now the dialogue just sounds kind of generic (esp cass') and it's BOTHERING ME AUGHH. this is the comic book fandom panopticon /j #anyway Bruce is in the retirement home in this scenario /j #me n my friends were talking over discord and came up w the cursed scenario that jason is tims robin in this (apart of the 'redemption' arc #-that he's been nail gunned with in this run. god this run is so weird when it comes to jason. like it doesn't outright dislike him- #-like it clearly does damian and (more obviously) cass steph and duke) but the tone of everything w jason is still bizarre #god. anyway yeah i didn't draw him but please picture grown man tank Jason in the robin undies (ala tt 03 but dare i say better) #also the dick being silly sketch was bc the issue i was reading had damian refer to dick as 'jolly' #specifically like ''unreasonably jolly'' or something like that (god i love when ppl find dicks cheerfulness deeply unsettling hehehe) #and i thought it was so funny. bc damian met dick when we has going through his ''bruce is dead'' depression- #-and STILL thought that dick was extremely unserious. he sees happy dick and is like ''what is wrong w you. genuinely'' #but at the same time he loves it #i need to stop reading their batman and robin run so scatteredly (or i can just reread nightwing must die...always a possibility) #anyway yeah 👍 bad sketches be upon you #mine

[doverstar]

was today years old when discovering that the eleventh doctor wears leather trousers. his trousers are made of black leather. Black leather with the ends rolled up and I. have no idea what to think-

#what do you mean he is wearing BLACK LEATHER TROUSERS #all this time I thought it was denim but I just saw his Children In Need short and? they really are? black leather? #exactly like the books and articles describe. he is wearing black leather #ON HIS LEGS #I genuinely thought oh ha! tweed old man jacket with elbow patches. cotton shirt. braces and bow tie. boots. precious man #denim trousers #BUT NO. NO. hear me. listen to me. that sideways old man babyface is wearing black leather trousers. do you know what that makes him? #COOL. do you know what that also makes him? STUPID #he's even more ridiculous than I thought he was. who does that. like the tweed and the bow tie and the elbow patches were all quirky #all eccentric and geek chic and niche and moffat and the costumers really tried to create a very OBVIOUS caricature #but it worked and it came together to look exactly how it was supposed to look okay. but. BUT. #it is all sitting on top of cleverly-disguised. barely-referred-to. blink-twice-and-you'll-miss-them- #black leather trousers. *inhale with me* matt smith in his mid-twenties dressing as a geek chic alien grandfather. IN BLACK LEATHER TROUSER #NEEEERRRRD #eleventh doctor #doctor who #doverstar's thoughts #text post #funny #read the tags #opinion piece #I guess? #eleven #11 #11th doctor #11th #dw #bbc #matt smith #steven moffat

[atopvisenyashill]

i don’t understand the recent “ned is an enabler of robert” thing. he hasn’t even been in the south for 15 years to enable robert’s bad behavior, that’s jon arryn. “oh the slapping scene” where ned is high off milk of the poppy and feverish from being injured by jaime?? what is he supposed to do in that situation, he’s barely even conscious. none of what people are calling enabling behavior is actually enabling behavior.

#is ned delusional about robert? yeah but he’s not an enabler. he doesn’t cover up for ribert’s mistakes. #he literally isn’t even aware they’re happening bc he *hasnt been in the south* #the whole book is him slowly becoming aware robert was not the man he thought he was and fighting it tooth and nail. #stupid behavior? yeah. but again. not enabling. he explicitly wants robert to be better so he can go home!!! #getting on my soap box #ned stark

[keefechambers]

RABBAN + the south

#dune #dune part 2 #beast rabban #vladimir harkonnen #this was apparently the point in the book where the baron was like 'wait is rabban actually not an idiot? no certainly not' #glossu rabban #my beloved not that stupid but still very dumb man #emperor shaddam iv

[itlearns]

ok here's a theory for you

Rituals were never meant to create an entrance for fears, they were for creating exits.

We have our crack in reality in a house where fears were present for a long time. During Prentiss attack worms started to form some sort of a door - it might be that it was the begining of the same thing.

And now our dear [ERROR] might be emerging from a portal alike, created during the meat ritual in another timeline.

#the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #the magnus protocol spoilers #theory #tmagp spoilers #tmagp theory #fears are not trying to enter #they're trying to leave #well I mean except they're kinda stupid and not trying to do anything consciously #also shoutout to Jane Prentiss who wasn't some pretentious old white man flexing with a cool name and symbolic date for the ritual #she just stood here giving birth to worms bc she hates books

[emprcaesar]

honor this. honor that. JAIME HOW ABOUT YOU GET A FUCKING JOB. do some manual labor get some dirt under your nails. have your dad yell at you because you’re not holding a flashlight right. fucking pave a drive way pussy. work in 90 degree weather with the sun beating down on you. work a blue collared job jaime lannister. stop with this honor bullshit.

#this is me venting about my father making me do yard work #jaime is a rich white boy #who has never been called a stupid bitch #by a grown man because you miscounted his change #asoiaf #asoiaf books #jaime lannister #house lannister

[connectionterminated13]

AU where it's just book Charlie meeting game Michael and the 2 of them have to go beat up their respective evil sibling.

They're also in a hot car together, John is just awkwardly sitting in the back as Charlie is driving and tried to convince Michael to put on some kind of deodorant because the heat is making him smell even worse. Michael refuses to take advice from a robot and they start getting into an argument.

#They're still besties #No they're not it's terrible being in the same room as each other #POV your Michael and you find out that you're dead best friend has been recreated in robot form #POV you're Charlie and have to sit in the same room as the son of the strange man who has been harassing your friends for 3 books #fnaf #michael afton #charlie emily #Stupid little thought #silver eyes #john fnaf #Poor John is just so confused...

[saffricatrice]

hey lads its clervalstein

#i probably already posted this befire but like. #god its the mary shelley curse im getting frankenstein AND the last man brainrot at thebsame time #i cant do this no more yall.. #did you know i and my friends made a frankenstein spin off #based on this guy mentioned ONCE in the whole book... louis manoir... #hes so pathetic and gay and stupid hes like if henry clerval was more mentally ill than he already is #and deranged #and wants victor even more badly #u guys wld like him i think i like transing her gender every two seconds #frankenstein #the modern prometheus #gothic lit #victor frankenstein #henry clerval #clervalstein

[hohohomelander]

the fact that wolfstar is such a popular ship kinda pisses me of tbh. james is right there people! did you even read the books? no ofc not you only watched cringe edits on tiktok and this hellsite didn't you?

and also sirius would bully fanon!sirius into oblivion

#absolute cringe #it just doesn't make any goddamn sense #the fanon version is pathetic #man i feel old...remember waiting for the next book to come out #anyway... #prongsfoot #my beloved #stupid fandoms ruin everything

[vulpinesaint]

listen i am geralt of rivia hater number one but one thing i actually CANNOT stand is when the fandom mischaracterizes him. took one look at this man who speaks very straight-forwardly and matter-of-fact and is a little recalcitrant with his words sometimes and went "haha he communicates in grunts! man who only says 'hm'!" and then won't even write him to speak in full fucking sentences. hello???? hello???????? yes the netflix show was a bad influence on everybody because they were trying too hard to depict geralt as a stoic manly badass but we CANNOT let that distract us from the REAL thing to make fun of geralt for. which are his Constant Unprovoked Monologues

#also the fact that he fakes his dumb stupid little rivian accent because the man was NOT raised in rivia. but i digress #'haha he only says hm!' where were you for every episode when he launched into a speech about the lesser evil. that's like. the whole thing #geralt of rivia will do nothing But talk once you let him. don't give that bitch a chance! he'll start up about honor again!!! #convinced that most of this is because netflix show insisted on showing us him around jaskier so much #and jaskier does not shut up. love him to death. but geralt genuinely does not have time to get a word in edgewise #i will admit that this is something that i had to learn by reading the books and paying more attention to it #but it's not like he DOESN'T do it in the show. if you ever sit with a witcher episode transcript for whatever reason #and really take a look at geralt's lines. man he talks a whole fucking lot. #again cannot emphasize enough that he Monologues. HE TALKS HIS WAY OUT OF SO MANY SITUATIONS. #me when i look filavandrel of the elves in the eyes and 'hm' at him and he lets me go. no bitch he monologued!!!! #terrible. terrible. let this man speak. if i see you fanfic bitches continue making him talk in sentence fragments again i'm gonna kill #as for my own fanfic. i will always prefer a geralt who talks too much to be believable over a geralt who barely speaks at all. #both because i believe in letting him speak his mind which he OBVIOUSLY likes to do. sideeyes him. #and because it's just fucking boring and a little annoying to read speech patterns that don't sound like how people talk. #cough cough lan wanji the untamed. man i'm not sitting here and reading this motherfucker's two word sentences #let him speak!!!!!! #anyway. #geralt of rivia #the witcher #fanfic

[mechieonu]

i just really love stratt & ryland's dynamic someone will say something offhand abt like the fastidiousness of astrophage to certain wavelengths and she drags him in by the tie to Explain

#ryland inadvertently becoming the right hand man is my favorite part of of the book #my favorite stratt thing is that while she's prideful and stubborn she's not stupid #if there's a simpler way through something then she'll do it #so it makes sense that she'll listen to the scientists that know their shit (and end up roping them in) #but still it's kinda funny how like. ryland goes 'oh the name for them could be astrophage 'cause get it. star-eating' #& then 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S THE OFFICIAL NAME' #i love them #project hail mary #phm

[sncwonthebeach]

absolutely in love with how many elements from the TSOTL novel, "Clarice" adapted and explored. Like.. you'd have no idea what "How does it feel to be so beautiful?" meant UNLESS you read the novel.

#series: clarice #movie: the silence of the lambs #we were absolutely robbed man #im rereading the book whilst watching the series and everytime im like “HEY!!” #i SO appreciate a show that does its homework #again i say #all the best shows get cancelled and it's stupid #clarice starling #catherine martin #rebecca breeds #hannibal lecter #hannibal #clannibal #ardelia mapp #the book was better #in this case the book actually is better #not better than the show tho #id say they're pretty evenly matched in my enjoyment of them #i love how in depth we get into clarice's past and ptsd we get in the book #and all of that gets built upon in the series #“reesy something's happened to daddy” #AND THE HELMET THING SHE FOUND IN THE BARN??? #youd have no idea