#Source: King of Queens

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: You’re either with us or against us.

Tony: I’m against you.

Steve: That’s not an option.

Tony: You just gave it to me as an option!

#source: king of queens #steve rogers #steve rogers incorrect quotes #captain america #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #iron man #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[zootopiathingz]

Adam: you’re either with us or against us.

Vaggie: I’m against you.

Adam: that’s not an option.

Vaggie: you just gave it to me as an option!

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #adam hazbin hotel #vaggie hazbin hotel #source: king of queens

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: We have a great relationship!

Casey: We just called each other freaks and you threatened to burn my house down.

Donnie: That’s just banter.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: king of queens #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #donatello #casey jones

[incorrect-malfoys]

Narcissa: Can you please try to be nice to Bellatrix?

Lucius: I am trying. If I weren’t trying, she would have a fork sticking out of her neck

#hp fandom #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #narcissa malfoy #lucius malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #source: king of queens #bellatrix and lucius are frenemies

[release-the-mccracken]

Pete: I may have lied. Patrick: You may have or you did? Pete: I may have did.

#peterick #pete wentz #patrick stump #incorrect quotes #incorrect bandom quotes #incorrect fob quotes #incorrect fall out boy quotes #bandom #fall out boy #fob #source: king of queens

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Jesse: I’m sure we can bake something for Harper. Hey, how about a rum cake? Ivor: I tried that. I got too nervous and drank all the rum.

#mcsm #mcsm jesse #mcsm ivor #the otp #source: king of queens

[thepixarau]

*McQueen is putting away the last of the dishes as Bob walks in*

Bob: Lightning, what are you doing??

McQueen: what does it look like I’m doing, Einstein?

Bob: it looks like you’re unloading dirty dishes, Einstein!

McQueen: they’re clean, Einstein!

Bob: no, they’re dirty. I just loaded them and went to the store to get detergent, Einstein.

McQueen: well why didn’t you leave a note saying that, Einstein?!

Bob: stop calling me ‘Einstein’!

McQueen: stop calling ME ‘Einstein’!

Bob: alright look, it’s no big deal. We’ll just re-load the dishwasher. *opens the cabinet* Which ones did you already put away?

McQueen: hm, I definitely remember putting away a blue bowl..with white and yellow sunflowers on it?

Bob: okay we don’t own anything close to that.

McQueen: we might have a problem.

Bob: then we have no choice. We’re just going to have to wash everything we own.

McQueen:

Bob:

Bob, closing the cabinet: this never happened.

McQueen: agreed.

#chores in the Pixar home are already a pain #then this happens lol #pixar #the pixar au #incorrect quotes #incorrect pixar quotes #bob parr #lightning mcqueen #source: king of queens

[ladymiraclewings]

Scratch: You’re either with us or against us. Jinx: I’m against you. Scratch: That’s not an option. Jinx: You just gave it to me as an option!

#the ghost and molly mcgee #tgamm incorrect quotes #tgamm #scratch the ghost #scratch #jinx #incorrect quotes #source: king of queens

[incorrectstation19quotes]

Beckett: You're either with me or against me.

Theo: I'm against you.

Beckett: That's not an option.

Theo: You just gave it to me as an option.

#sean beckett #theo ruiz #station 19 #incorrect s19 quotes #source: king of queens

[incorrect-hgs]

Parsley: Can you please try to be nice to Amaryllis?

Thyme: I am trying. If I weren’t trying, she would have a fork sticking out of her neck.

#High Guardian Spice #Quote #Source: King of Queens #Parlsey #Thyme #Amaryllis

[purplegn0mes]

Tybalt: you’re either with us or against us.

Juliet: I’m against you.

Tybalt: that’s not an option.

Juliet: you just gave it to me as an option!

#gnomeo and juliet #incorrect quotes #incorrect gnomeo and juliet quotes #tybalt #juliet #source: king of queens

[kendrickkittycat]

John: "When you were little, you weren't quite ready for the first grade, it was no big whoop-dee-do so you had to repeat kindergarten."

Dean: "You told me that was super kindergarten!"

#Dean Winchester #john winchester #incorrect supernatural quotes #incorrect quotes #source: King of queens

[zootopiathingz]

Charlie: can you at least try to be nice to Alastor?

Lucifer: I am trying. If I weren’t trying, he would have a spear sticking out of his neck.

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #alastor the radio demon #source: king of queens

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Shredder: You’re either with us or against us.

Karai: I’m against you.

Shredder: That’s not an option.

Karai: You just gave it to me as an option!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: king of queens #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #shredder #oroku saki #karai #the foot clan

[incorrect-malfoys]

Lucius: You’re either with me or against me

Bellatrix: I’m against you

Lucius: That’s not an option

Bellatrix: You just gave it to me as an option!

#incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #lucius malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #source: king of queens #bellatrix and lucius are frenemies #HP Fandom

[brett-is-afraid]

Ryan, driving while he fights over the radio with Matt: Arin from the backseat: Hey, hey, hey! I know I have to die some day, but I'm going to be really pissed if it's today and because of this.

#ryan magee #matt watson #arin hanson #supermega #incorrect quotes #source: king of queens #arin #ryan #matt #brett speaks