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z0mbieb0ys-incorrectquotes · 3 months

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Evan: Go fuck yourself. Barty, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

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sylviaplathenthusiast · 2 months

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barty: i hate you<3

evan: i got a heart out of it tho

barty: i can hate you and still fully intend to rip my heart out of my chest and put it in a glass bell jar for you

barty: dont tell me what to do

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sonatadash · 10 months

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Regulus: Evan isn't answering my messages.

Barty: Allow me.

Regulus: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-

Evan: *replying to message* Hello.

Regulus: What the f-

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loz-tearsofahomo · 11 months

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Barty: I missed you

Regulus: ... Okay

Barty: You never say it back! Guys [literally Evan is the only other person in the room apart from Snape in the corner] this is not a fucking bit Reg is very bad with like- emotions.

Barty: I'd be like yo I miss you, and you'd be like,,, cool and roll your eyes.

Barty: That's like- that's what you would do.

Barty: You'll never be like Yeah i fucking missed you too

Regulus: I didn't though

Barty: Im not with you all the time!

Regulus: So the second I leave I should miss you already??

Barty: Yes.

Regulus: Merlin's beard-

Barty: The second I leave Evan and like, my mom, I miss them. I miss them, I can't wait to see them again.

Regulus: So your wife, and your mom.

Barty: Yeah.

Regulus: But us?

Barty: I CONSIDER YOU PART OF THE FAMILY

#i love their friendship btw #barty being clingy and emotional tbh >>>#and like outwardly hes tough but hes clingy behind closed doors #slytherin skittles #barty crouch jr #barty crouch #regulus black #regulus #rosekiller #this same from a sound clip of the backyard basement podcast btw #marauders era #the marauders #hp #marauders incorrect quotes #Slytherin skittles incorrect quotes #also regulus calling Barty's boyfriend his wife #yes #loz posts

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florsial · 9 months

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Slytherin Skittles (aka Hogwarts' Pantheon) Incorrect quotes!

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Evan: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Barty will and will not eat. Pandora: Grass? Yes! Evan: Moss? Yes!! Pandora: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Evan: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Pandora: Worms? Sometimes! Evan: Rocks? Usually nah. Pandora: Twigs? Usually! Evan: Dorcas's cooking? Inconclusive! Regulus: How did you… test this? Evan: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it. Regulus: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Dorcas: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Regulus: Where's Evan, Dorcas, and Pandora?

Barty: They're playing hide and seek. Regulus: Where? Barty: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Pandora: Regulus's first detention, I'm so proud. Evan: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention? Dorcas: Because they're an idiot. Barty, terrified: They can do that??

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Regulus: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Evan and Barty: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

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Regulus: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Dorcas: 'Prettiest Smile' Pandora: 'Nicest Personality' Barty: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Evan: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Regulus: You're a lying piece of shit! Barty: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Evan: I'm leaving and I'm taking Pandora with me! Dorcas, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

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Pandora: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Dorcas: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Barty: Three of us saw it, Dorcas. How do you explain that? Dorcas: *points at Evan* Sleep deprivation. *points at Regulus* Paranoia. *points at Barty* Delusional personality disorder.

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Pandora: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Dorcas: Several traffic violations. Evan: Three counts of resisting arrest. Barty: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Regulus: Also, that’s not our car.

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Barty: How do you connect with a fictional character? Evan: What? Dorcas: What? Pandora: What? Regulus: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.

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Regulus: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple... Pandora: I really care about your feelings! Lily: I really care about YOUR feelings! Regulus, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple... Barty: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL! Evan: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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James: What did you get Regulus for their birthday? Pandora: I got them a kitten. Barty: Really? Me too! Dorcas: I also got them a cat. Evan: Looks like we had the same idea. Pandora: James, please tell me you didn't get Regulus a cat as well! James: ...I got them a kitten. *later* Regulus, in their apartment surrounded by cats and kittens: This is the best birthday ever!

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Pandora: What do rainbows mean to you? Barty: Gay rights. Dorcas: There's money. Evan: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood. Regulus: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

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Regulus: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Barty: This knife is actually a magic wand. Evan: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel. Pandora: * cocks gun* Magic missile. Dorcas: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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highducks · 1 year

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Barty and Evan jumping on Regulus’ bed.

Barty: Reggggg! Get uppppp!!

Evan: Come onnnn! We’re going to be lateeeee!

Regulus: I’m not asleep, I’m dead.

Regulus: Leave flowers and get out.

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savagesyeah · 13 days

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Things my friends and I said that sounded like the slytherin skittles

Evan: you are in an enemies to lovers romance

Regulus: no, I'm not

Dorcas: how did the two of you met?

Regulus: I saw a picture of him and found him annoying

Dorcas: it's an enemies to lovers

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not-rab · 5 months

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13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.

12-year-old Regulus: Okay.

[downstairs]

Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?

Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.

Walburga: Go to your room!

Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?

Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.

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daddiesdrarryy · 4 months

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Barty: You slept with Potter?

Regulus: I didn’t know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes. I couldn’t help it!

Evan: …sure, sounds like you had no other choice

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moonytoastx · 4 months

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Regulus: "Your eyes are red. Are you high again?"

Barty, imitating Regulus: "ArE yOu HiGH AGaIN?"

Barty: "No, bitch. I've been crying.

Regulus:

Regulus: "Oh."

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theprongspotter · 24 days

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First Year Regulus: Do I talk too much?

First Year Evan: My guy, this is the first time you’ve spoken all day and it’s late in the evening.

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c: @akwardsilince

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z0mbieb0ys-incorrectquotes · 3 months

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Evan: I trust Barty.

Regulus: You think he knows what he’s doing?

Evan: I wouldn't go that far.

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sylviaplathenthusiast · 10 days

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evan: Stop asking if things can get worse. I'm tired of being jinxed.

regulus: It's not a jinx. The universe just hates me personally.

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sonatadash · 10 months

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Regulus: Hey, Barty, are you free on Friday? Like around eight? Barty: Yeah. Regulus:��And you, Evan? Evan: Umm... yes? Regulus: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date! Evan: Did he just-

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loz-tearsofahomo · 3 months

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James: and so I'm pretty sure I'm in love with Reg-

Evan: I'm sorry?

James: Well hes-

Evan: No I'm just sorry.

Barty: yeah mate praying for you

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nixnight1 · 4 months

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Regulus high with Barty at the Potter's

Sirius: Can I get in here? I need the- Oh my god!!

Regulus using Sirius' clothes and makeup: It's like looking on a mirror!!

Sirius: No it isn’t, Regulus >:(

Regulus: Who's Regulus?

Barty: I already can't tell who is who

Sirius: Take that stuff off

Regulus: Moony! Get in here and settle this!

Sirius: Don't call my boyfriend "Moony"

Remus: What? OH woah-hey Hey, travel size Pads! Awww

Sirius: Moonyyyy, you're encouraging him

James: I need the bathroom... Oh wow this is confusing

Sirius: No, it's not!

Regulus: You're my family and I love you all, but I'm cooler than all of you!

Sirius: I don't say that

James: Well that's all you say

Remus and Barty: Yeah

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