#SNAP BACK TO REALITY

[mironnotmoron]

Oh my life is not going the way I planned it. Should I do something to fix it? ..

Nah, Ima go rewatch silly little gay shows until im so far away from reality even Eminen cant snap me back

Self care, bitch

#snap back to reality #ofmd #good omens #mental health #rwrb #the sandman

[midnightfrappe]

IMAGINE YOUR LAST MESSAGE TO THE INTERNATE WAS

'mmm...sanwhich 🥪'

NOOOO, THAT WOULD BE SO UNCOOL OF ME

#i didn't even realize that would be the last thing people would hear from me #snap back to reality #thank god it wasn't my last message #ask #asks

[armz911]

help whenever I see “reality checking” I think of that stupid meme that goes like

also I put the reality check tag just in case people are uncomfortable with it

#armz.txt #snap back to reality #shitpost #reality check

[the-poor-hikkikomori]

White Space (Inescapable.)

Omori awoke in white space. He could feel his heartbeat pounding out of his chest. It was so loud he felt as if he could hear it all around him. It was horrible. It was terrible. Omori was terrified.  The boy got up and looked around. His journal was gone, his tissue box was gone, his laptop was gone. Only two objects remained. The black light bulb and a knife. A shiny steak knife.  The monochromatic boy felt drawn to this object. He walked towards it as if in a trance and picked it up. For some reason he felt drawn to do something with this knife. Something that scared him.  He felt drawn to plunge the steak knife into his chest. To watch as he began to bleed out. There was no other way to leave after all. Omori began to walk around. He needed to make sure. To make sure that there was no other way to leave He eventually reached a conclusion. The conclusion that there was no conclusion. White Space was infinite with no signs of stopped. He really had no choice. Taking a deep breath he steadied himself and plunged the knife into his chest. Omori passed out on the ground, blood pooling beneath him.  Then the boy woke up.

#omori #trauma #self harm #omori au #hikkikomori #white space #uh oh #bad stuff time #snap back to reality

[raydvd]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

#Snap back to reality

[dougielombax]

*Is suddenly and abruptly afflicted and bombarded with a series of needlessly vague and ominous visions and portents of the future*

“Oh no…what’s happening?”

*begins to witness a series of images and scenes, each one more ominous and baffling and needlessly vague than the last, men dying on a battlefield, people they do not recognise, a building in flames, bacteria, a eye in a forest floor reflecting hellfire and Armageddon, a slug slowly moving along a windowsill, violently bright red paint mixing chaotically with a strange black liquid, an eclipse, a city skyline under an ominous red sky, a crab jumping into a deep fryer, a humanoid robot disappearing while jumping in the air, shop window dummies shattering a window before falling to pieces themselves, a vast featureless yellow labyrinth, an atomic bomb dropped from a tower, a pair of scarred burning hands holding a searing orb, a man with a red robotic arm and an eyepatch shattering a mirror, stars disappearing, innumerable nanotech beings constructing a vast humanoid robot, a House in the Ocean, a diamond obliterated by a single gunshot, a mouth with legs, the moon splitting in twain and disappearing, cigarette juice, penguins marching in a line, a red star in the sky, empty cardboard boxes, a faceless woman carrying a jar of olives, goop, a black spire rising from a mountain heading towards Mars, a man falling off a skateboard and breaking his ass, hordes of oysters, a man riding a tricycle which falls apart, a creature resembling a veiled corpse shattering into a pile of broken gears and cogs, crash test dummies, a bucket of dry ice, a child tearing a napkin in half, large crescent creatures roaming across a vast plain, a black monolith on the surface of a moon, a planet splitting and shattering into three, a chair with shoes, taxes, a deranged priest writhing in oil, the internet, cockroaches, a diver is slowly lowered into a tar-black sea, the sun rendered a shadow by an eclipse, mice at a table, a toad shrieking, a meteorite landing on the surface of a shattered world, a one-eyed man wreathed in flame being soaked in blood, Gwyneth Paltrow, a man having a box covered in innumerable stars put over his head, geysers vomiting liquid gold and silver, a vast flower of bone in the sky, a chicken abruptly disappearing, teeth, a toilet destroyed, ferrofluid, liquid Mercury, a vast bestial (yet benevolent) humanoid figure standing with arms outstretched radiating a blinding white light, blood exploding, a spinning white circle with an orb in the middle and a gap in its circumference, a blackened burnt fist covered in mysterious letters and markings clenches shut furiously, a hand grasping to the sky slowly arising from a pool of mysterious black liquid, a sun consumed by an eclipse, corn, mosquitos, airships heading towards a hole in the world, a pine marten sniffing a camera, numerous beings awakening on a tropical island, new plants growing from the ashes of a fire, a black cyborg rising from a table permeating sheer burning hatred, the hand of a dying being gesturing towards the light of a nearby exit*

*SNAP BACK TO REALITY*

*fade to white*

“What….what the FUCK does any of this needlessly vague shit even mean?!”

*looks at a nearby cactus plant*

“Are we undone? Have you undone us?”

I couldn’t help it.

I just find it hilarious how visions and prophecies (both irl and in fiction) can be hilariously vague and needlessly ominous.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #my poor attempt at a joke #this sounded funnier in my head #shitpost #highbrow shitposting #what #no context #visions #signs and portents #omens #needlessly ominous #oddly specific #darth plagueis #wtf #vagueness #wtf is this #wtf is this shit #wtf is going on #wtf is happening #what is happening #what is this #the house in the ocean #nightmare fuel #shut up #prophecy #madness #insanity #snap back to reality #my sense of humor is terrible

[asparklethatisblue]

Rejoice, for onto the world a child was born.

Baby Gesus, only daughter of Jod, the most special girl in the universe

#gideon nav #pyrrha dve #awake remembrance of these valiant dead #Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back to Reality Oops There Goes Gravity #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #my art #yeah idk I was :( then thought of baby Gideon with sunglasses and was :)

[jinglr]

Character lore ✨

Don’t worry. He’s fine with it.

(Cuz he’s dead lmao)

#gacha oc #oc lore #snap back to reality #oop there goes gravity #🤪

[skullfacedfruitcakee]

Dealer: j got this new strain 💯 it’s called, “thanergy link to your daughters longsword” 😳🔥 gonna be blitzed off your titz

Me: whatever man I don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude I swear I saw some bitch in a hazmat suit at the bottom of that glass coffin

My girl Harrow, pacing: the eggs you gave me all died and you lied to me

#I think I excecuted this wrong I’ve not slept #this HAS to have been done before #regardless it’s here I did it soz if I ripped your ass off #tlt shitpost #tlt #the locked tomb #harrow the ninth #harrow the ninth spoilers #htn #harrowhark nonagesimus #commander awake remembrance of these valiant dead kia hua ko te pai snap back to reality oops there goes gravity #commander wake #tlt memes #tlt shitposting #gtn #gideon the ninth

[keplerspacecraftofficial]

imagine ur doing 90 in a 55, ur water just broke, u arent even trying to get to the hospital about it youre trying to get away from your ex man (who is also your girl) who is also the fucking traffic cop trying to arrest you for speeding and also some unrelated stuff (the only reason he hasnt called a full on car chase is because he thinks you're pregnant with his kid) (its not his kid, you specifically picked his boss as your sperm donor to make said boss’s life hell) and you have a pretty good idea about what the last couple hours of commander wake's life was like

#commander wake #john gaius #the locked tomb #deep breath #Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back to Reality Oops There Goes Gravity #yeah this was on discord first…….. leave me alone #if i got something wrong also leave me alone #g1deon #pyrrha dve #gideon the first #1k #2k

[brocolli-boi]

im beginning to think they dont love me anymore lol

#SNAP BACK TO REALITY

[ogrebastard]

The new Splatoon is coming out soon and I have no immoral, free minded spiritual individuals to experience it with and it’s eating away at me. Even still though….I’m horrible at opening up….I don’t trust anyone at all so I’d back out anyways….It’s mainly the thought I’m fantasizing about. ….The thought of happily playing this game with cool immoral people and to be able to be friends with them outside of the game and all talk together sounds so fun and thrilling. Even better if they hate work and society with a passion. I’m sure we’d have so much more of a better time existing on this pathetic rock if we all found each other. Doesn’t matter how many, though, it’d be cool if I could have as many as I could possibly find. Having a lot of friends, especially all with like minds sounds like so much fun and conversations. So many games we could play….Late night conversations……Yeah….If only…..

#deep sigh #friends #lonely #vent #vent post #venting #Splatoon 3 #im alone #snap back to reality

[kaereth]

Got a kofi to draw what I want so I decided to do a comic! I always really loved this scene from Nona the Ninth for some reason (I love Wake) and so here’s an interpretation of it. I challenged myself to only take the same time on it as I would a single page kofi (tho I still went over a bit) so it’s more painterly than usual, but it was a cool thing to try and do :>

#nona the ninth #awake remembrance of these valiant dead #pyrrha dve #commander wake #the locked tomb #our lady of the passion #do they have a ship name ? #long post #comic #Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back to Reality Oops There Goes Gravity

[jademaomi]

au where commander wake tells her baby bomb a magical bedtime story 🔪 👸🏼

holiday exchange gift for @themorikelife!! my art | shop | description in ALT

#The Locked Tomb #Gideon the Ninth #Harrow the Ninth #Gideon Nav #Commander Wake #idfk how to tag commander awake remembrance of these valiant dead kia hua ko te pai snap back to reality oops there goes gravity #我的 #畫 #TLT

[iamanoccasionaldoodler]

Thinking about Wake's last words rn. She claims in Harrow that she died smug and satisfied with her work, enjoying getting to die in front of Gideon the First, who couldn't. But when the Ninth house brought her spirit back from the dead, she /screamed/ for him. It was all she would do before she ran off to go hide in her bones! She screamed for him in such a way that the nuns apparently thought she was screaming for her /baby/ and therefore that the baby must be named Gideon. Which makes me so insane. What was she thinking? What was she feeling in that moment? Was she afraid? Was she angry? Did she want him to come down here so she could kick his ass? Did she want him to save her?

The fact that the nuns assumed that baby Gideon was who she was screaming for makes it sound almost like she was afraid for /him./ Was she afraid he would tell John? Was she afraid he had gone too far and would break his own heart against his sense of duty? Did he have some other plan we don't yet know about?

Like, from a more meta standpoint here, Muir could have had Wake say a lot of different things here. But all she does is call out for him. It's so maddeningly opaque. But it's just like them. It's not actually about what she's feeling - if she loves him or hates him or fears him - she just can't bear for the conversation to be over. Now that she's free of the mission she had in life, the only thing she wants is to talk to him again.

#commander wake #awake remembrance of these valiant dead #awake remembrance of these valiant dead kia hua ko te pai snap back to reality oops there goes gravity #i just wanted to see if it would fit in a tumblr tag lmaoo #gideon the first #gideon the ninth #tlt spoilers #tlt #the locked tomb

[theygender]

TLT fans: did you guys know about the real Wake? I hadn't heard about her until we covered World War II in my world civ class this semester

Nancy Grace Augusta Wake (1912-2011) was a covert operative who was at the top of the Nazi's most wanted list in WW2, nicknamed "The White Mouse" for her ability to repeatedly evade capture. She was born in New Zealand with Māori heritage, grew up in Australia, and joined the Resistance after traveling to Europe and witnessing the harsh treatment of Jews in Vienna by the Nazis

Wake worked in the Pat O'Leary Line escape network until her Resistance organization was compromised by the Germans in 1942. After that she fled on foot across the Pyrenees—with several close calls that she escaped by flirting with German soldiers—and made her way to England to join the Special Operations Executive. She was part of a three person team codenamed "Freelance" which parachuted into occupied France. During this operation she got stuck in a tree after her parachute became tangled in its branches. The local Resistance leader who found her reportedly said “I hope that all the trees in France bear such beautiful fruit this year" to which she replied "Cut out that French bullshit and get me out of this tree"

While working in the Freelance operation Wake once biked 500 km (310 mi) without stopping in the span of 72 hours across Nazi territory to retrieve a new radio and codes after her team's were destroyed in a Gestapo raid. Without this feat, Freelance would not have been able to communicate with London and there would have been no more supply drops to support their Resistance organization. During the war she was also part of a raid which destroyed the Gestapo headquarters in Montluçon, in which she reportedly killed a Nazi sentry with her bare hands to prevent him from raising an alarm

Wake's fellow operatives described her as "a real Australian bombshell. Tremendous vitality, flashing eyes. Everything she did, she did well. She was an excellent shot, excelled at fieldcraft and put the men to shame by her cheerful spirit and strength of character." "She is the most feminine woman I know until the fighting starts. Then she is like five men." "We both came to the conclusion that she was 10 times the man I would ever be"

By the time of her death in 2011, Wake had been awarded the George Medal by Britain; the Medal of Freedom by the United States; the Médaille de la Résistance, the Croix de Guerre (x3), and the Légion d’Honneur by France; and the Badge in Gold by New Zealand. Due to a complicated relationship with Australia, she originally refused to accept any awards from the Australian government, saying that they could "stick their medals where the monkey stuck his nuts." In 2004, however, she accepted the honor of Companion of the Order of Australia as well

#the locked tomb #commander wake #awake remembrance of these valiant dead kia hua ko te pai snap back to reality oops there goes gravity #harrow the ninth #tamsyn muir #world war ii #world war 2 #nancy wake #nancy grace augusta wake #rambling #idk what exactly to do with this information but i thought it was really cool #and let me tell you. the fact that commander wake seems to be based on a key resistance op in WW2 at the top of the nazis most wanted list #does NOT make john and his empire look good. in case we needed anymore hints #ww2 tw #nazis tw #herstory #nona the ninth #greatest hits