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jimmy3shoes · 30 days

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i need to get out of this house so so bad

#snac munches #don't open tags i'm ve/nting ok #432462464362 #231321421421 #43243242352 #etc. to block it #sorry if these are actual tags somehow. my bad #i will not go into details but this blogger may not be here by the week #literally just staying in this house with 3 other people #staying in 1 room all day #no job no money no food friends moved on #like what do i even do #my mom is the only one of those 3 that talks to me and it's never about me #never [how are you feeling] [do you wanna go out] [wanna do something together?]#just about my future so much pressure GOD #i never thought i'd have one of those i thought i'd be dead before 16 #Can i have a moment. Pelase #and i TRY i try to get out of my room #i spend time with my mom but it's so one-sided #i listen to her when she talks and i watch shows with her and go places she likes #the moment i bring up one of my interests she brings out her phone or goes [i wasn't listening what?]#Mann I Couldn't even get anything for my birthday sobbing #And now that i think abt it my mom didn't get me anything either?? i get that we're short on money but like #i didn't even get a [happy birthday]#And we've been infested with beetles for 4 YEARS nothing's been done #I am at my limit fr #a2t #<- jic

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nouvellevqgue · 4 months

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ii. BAD IDEA, RIGHT?

pairing: oscar piastri x reader

summary: what if the break up wasn't really called a break up since the night he called it end?

warning: timeline inaccuracies, cursing

a/n: josephinearon is jo's (y/n's best friend) instagram user

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username OSCAR IS THE MYSTERY MAN?

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yippeerrrs · 10 months

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"Sharing? Oh please."

Part 3. <- You are here

Part 2.

Part 1.

You had just gotten into a short coma, no one knew when you would wake up, hell- no one even knew if you would live.. but two soldiers waited patiently. Giving you gifts daily, visiting you daily and even sleeping in your hospital room, ghost and könig had made a truce and decided to pay off your hospital bills together.

Ghost was your childhood friend, someone you could trust, someone who cares for you, who would do ANYTHING for you. König is your ex boyfriend, you chose him because you really liked his accent, his cute homemade gifts for you, everything he did, he did for you, for your wellbeing, for your good. But he messed up, he messed up bad when you caught him cheating, sure it might have only been a one time thing but it still hurt didn't it? And the fact he was sober too.. all while you were pregnant. But now thats not a worry..

A year had passed by, the doctors had to take away your now dead baby from your stomach, she didn't survive the crash. König felt guilty, he thought it was his fault. But it is his fault.. if only he hadn't been cheating-- your thoughts pause, you felt your body getting warmer, you finally regained consciousness again.

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You wake up, fluttering your heavy eyelids open to see simon on the couch beside you, he looked peaceful. You couldn't help but smile.

"si..?"

You mumble, your mouth was dry and your voice was barely comprehensable but he heard and immediately got up.

"Love?"

His eyes widen at the sight of you smiling, his heart feeling warmth after so long. He rushed over and pulled you in for a hug, tears in his eyes threatening to fall.

"You're awake! Oh my god.. i missed you so much"

You chuckle, hugging him back, ignoring the pain everywhere in your body. You smile at him, pulling away from said hug.

"where's.. where's könig?"

You ask, hope in your voice vanishing when ghost opened his mouth. He felt his heart clench, his tears falling down. Even after all of that.. you're still looking for him..?

"he's busy, but i'm here.. please! I can treat you better"

You cant help but chuckle at him awkwardly, tilting your head in confusion.

"You like me? I thought you only ever saw me as a friend"

His heart throbbed at those words. 'Friend' friend?! Would a friend wait for years just to be with you?

He hugged you again, tears falling. You hug him back, knowing it's not often he'd be willing to hug someone.

"Please.. give me a chance love, i can treat you better! You deserve better"

Ghost begs, pulling away from the hug and kneeling down, looking up wt you with pleading eyes, this gets you off guard and you look dumbfounded at the sight. The door opens to reveal a chuckling könig at the other side.

"Ghost? I thought you were better than that"

He chuckled, ghost getting up and rolling his eyes, standing in front of your bed in a defensive stance, clearly irritated.

"Look who's talking."

He barked, könig getting hurt but doesnt show ot, he walks over to you and places his hand on your cheek, caressing your face gently, he smiled at you so lovingly before placing a kiss on your forehead, the feeling of his masked lips giving you butterflies.

"König.. i told you we were over didnt i?"

You hiss, pushing him away. Ghost smirks, finding the whole situation amusing. König lets go of you, sitting down and sighing, trying to keep his emotions in check as to not cry.

"You heard what the lady said"

"Shatz, please.. i'll do better this ti-"

"Shut up. You cheated on me."

"4 years of dating and you still cheated? Shame on you könig"

König scoffs, turning to ghost and glaring at him angrily.

"I, however, could treat her better."

He whispers, playing with your hair gently, his gloved hands feeling soft and comforting, you felt butterflies and you blush.

"As if. You don't deserve her."

Konig says in a rude tone, holding your hand lovingly. The two men making you a blushing mess and you're screaming in your head.

"guys please- i'm tire-"

"Do you want a snack?"

"I can order you McDonald's if you want"

"I'll buy you anything you want, sweetheart"

"I can go get some water for you"

They cut eachother off, competing for your love. You cant help but blush, turning away and regaining your cool before responding.

"Water and food sounds great"

They give you a smile, both of them walking away to get what you need.

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The moment they got outside of the room, könig turns to ghost.

"I think she still likes me"

"She blushed at me earlier"

They turn towards eachother

"..you saw her blush at us earlier right?"

"Let's keep this up for a bit, i think she's into us both"

Simon turns to könig with an irritated expression, crossing his arms.

"I'm not sharing."

"Well, neither am i"

"Guess she's going to have to pick then."

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YEAHHH PART 4 IS OTW YALL <3

there might be smut in the next part..

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freuleinanna · 2 years

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thinking about werewolf transformations in the quarry and i literally went: oh. oh.

so I gotta say first, my take on nick was that I flat-out hated the character, and his whole hungry-horny bit was right out of bad fanfiction, but okay. then I got to thinking about other transformations, and I think the point is, they are bound to different emotions the characters have; some emotion that was the strongest for the night or at the moment of transformation.

we've all seen at least 3 charachers wolfing out canonically: nick (I'll get to him later to make my point), max, and laura. we can also see dylan, emma and jacob transform on screen. kaitlyn doesn't transform fully, and abi doesn't transform at all, even if bitten (?? i haven't found any video on that, at least).

emma is the best example, when she transforms in the basement with abi. abi goes cut the shit, emma, show's over, go home, and right away, emma screams FUCK YOU with the following it really hurts. She then repeats 'it hurts' while already talking about the transformation, but the starting point was that abi's words cut her deeply. abi, who was the one to see through emma's disguise, treated her like most other people, an annoying attention-craving girl. emma's insecurity and her relationships with abi triggered the wolf.

jacob spent the whole night heart-broken. first he got dumped, then his friends (during the first chapters) were constantly dragging him, targeting him with his jokes. his insecurity also got triggered when, after all that happened, he found himself alone. he saw ryan and laura down in the basement, and yes, then opened the cage, but then they left. he was alone. everyone was leaving him no matter how hard he'd cling to them. stupid boy. summer's over and you're nothing. she doesn't want you. nobody does! nobody wants you.

dylan is literally the most wholesome boy ever, because throughout the game, he was the protector of others. he goes to juice up the radio, he gives the shotgun away, he follows kaitlyn to the scrapyard. and when he feels he's about to turn, he starts sreaming like hell trying to drive kaitlyn away from him, because he's dangerous. FUCKING RUN! RUN AWAY, KAITLYN! GET AWAY FROM ME! yeah, he's a snac, he attac, but most importantly, he protec <3

laura starts turning in the middle of the fight with chris, and she's actually the one who's able to keep a cool head (much like dylan, who didn't turn wolfy, but stayed on his human emotions). she smacks herself on the head a few times saying not now! not now, come one! quite literally, for her it's a mental fight. her sheer determination to end the curse allowed her to be herself up to this point. she kept her wolf under control for a long time, too, because she was flashing those hot yellow eyes for a while. plus, her wolf was coming and going (like when she just found injured ryan and was all wolfy), and coming and going again (when she bit ryan and had a hard time letting go of his bloodied hand), but her mind prevailed. because her major drive was to stop the curse, and she had work to do.

max is also protective as hell. he might get aggressive with laura, but agression is a part of the wolf. max, on the other hand, tried to distant hiself from laura as much as he could and talked to her as long as he could. he's a sweet boy who loves his girlfriend dont @ me. plus, I love the thought that his growl sounds hell of a lot like distorted laura! and I'm a simp for that.

and that brings us to nick. nick, who, despite being all sweet and nice, gets all obsessive with abi. he demands a verbal confirmation that she likes him, he smells her skin, he's getting posessive with that she's mine! he throws at poor bobster. plus all that abusive shit he says to abi? I only hung out with you because you seemed so desperate. he closes the circle, cuts her away from others, like any abusive shit would do with their only I can tolerate you attitude. but since transformations only amplified the emotions people were already feeling, I think maybe he was just unlucky that his major feeling was romantic. alas, it turned into something ugly, abusive, posessive, and completely different from what he intended it to be. and that's the story of how I went from downright hating nick to feeling profoundly sorry for him.

#the quarry #the quarry spoilers #the quarry thoughts #the quarry meta #laura kearney #max brinly #nick furcillo #dylan lenivy #kaitlyn ka #emma mountebank #abigail blyg #jacob custos #werewolf transformation

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wouldyouliketobee · 1 year

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A guide to get eateble food at grocery stores ~♡

1. Go straight to the little kid baby area, it's where you get the best sweet low call snacs, best ones between 30 and 60 cals, pretty nice.

2. I have noticed that often "diet food" is pretty high cal and you can probably find better low cal food in the "normal" food departments if you know how to control your portions and so.

3. Fruits and vegetables, obviously, nothing like actual food without weird modifications n shit and they are all pretty low cal and nice.

4. Mixable drinks, powdered hot chocolate and chai, pretty nice choices, normally sweet and because they are liquid they fill you up pretty fast.

5. Eggs, trust me you want protein, and if you eat one boiled egg you won't be hungry after.

6. Obviously Rice cakes and low cal crackers are good.

7. Canned fish! Caaaannneeed fish, delicious and usually mega low call.

You are welcome ~

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jacksdinonuggets · 2 months

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Smol Genderbent AU

I have this AU where only Charlie and Vaggie are genderbent. Lucifer is still Charlie's dad, and Angel is still...Angel. anyways, I just wanted to share a few headcanons i have for them.

~Charlie~

Charlie is one of those dino boys. He loves them and has at least 3 dinosaur plushies. He also really loves the primary color palette. All of his little outfits consist of red, yellow, and blue. no exceptions! He doesn't need diaps, but when he's feeling under 3, he wears them. only the dino print ones! he won't wear any others. if he could have dino print pull-ups, he absolutely would have them, but unfortunately, they only have diaps. Getting him to eat vegetables are really hard. like normal Charlie, Boy Charlie HATES veggies. Lucifer or Vags have to do a lot of convincing to make him eat. Speaking of Lucifer, Lucifer loves caring for his little boy. He and him bond over duckies and dinos. Lucifer tried playing catch with him one day but the boy wasn't feeling big enough to have good reaction times... he had a giant bruise on his forehead for a week. Though, he does love to play outside, unlike normal Charlie. normal Charlie would rather play inside and sometimes outside, Boy Charlie needs to go outside at least once during his regression time. he's also very comfortable with regressing in public and will even be in his little gear! but only if Lucifer or Alastor is with him. they protec. they attac. but most importantly, they make sure he eats snac. Charlie also loves to wear footy pajamas or Overalls. he does get fussy sometimes when he doesn't get his way but will feel bad for being fussy later.

~Vags/Vaggie~

Vags goes by vaggie or Vee, when smol. He's more of an astro boy and loves purple. although, his special interests do switch up from time to time. sometimes its space, sometimes he's neutral, and sometimes he loves sharks. he regresses pretty small but is super embarrassed of accidents. Luckily, Charlie is supportive and they go to pick out diapers together. He has to have his comfort stuffy with him at all times. He also acts like his stuffy is his friend, so whoever is taking care of him, also has to take care of his stuffy. He has a hard time walking so outside is a no-go. Unless you can carry him. but Charlie can't go more than 2 minutes with him in his arms. Vaggie is pretty quite, even when it comes to crying. Normal Vaggie is pretty loud but Boy Vags is quiet. Heaven was full of people who thought that boys shouldn't cry and had a lot of toxic masculinity. So its still hard for him to realize that he can be emotional. He often apologizes for regressing, especially if it was involuntary. Charlie tries to assure him that its okay but he still feels bad. He has chronic back pain from getting his wings ripped out so sometimes when he has bad pain days, he slips. He does a lot of whimpering and curling up in a ball when his pain is bad. Charlie gets ice packs, heating pads, pain meds, and lots of cuddles on these days.

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itztim3todi3 · 2 years

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ʀᴏᴀᴅᴛʀɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ

Just some road trip headcanons of some characters! Reader is gn/not specified

Requests | Open (read rules on pinned first)

Fandoms | Jujutsu Kaisen, Twisted Wonderland, One Piece, and Spy x Family

Platonic or Romantic? | Can be either, except for Anyas, hers is platonic only

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Hes the one in the back of the car with all the snacks and drinks

Asks for certain songs or suggests songs and then sings loudly and off-tune for the rest of the trip

He eats and eats and eats

The one who has to use the restroom first right after leaving a gas station so know you're in the middle of nowhere lol

He likes to play eye spy, card games, thumb wars, etc. games that you can play in the car

He somehow backs his Jeniffer Lorance poster?? He takes it out and shoves it against the window, talking to it and ‘showing’ it the nature

He doesn't get bored, hes talking, telling stories, asking questions, etc.

He barely stops talking, but to get him to shut up just shove some food in his mouth or give him a 1 player game he can fixate on

He sleeps during the last hour or two before you arrive at your destination

And then is groggy when getting out so hold onto him as you walk around for a few minutes before he fully wakes up

ᴋᴇɴᴛᴏ ɴᴀɴᴀᴍɪ (ᴊᴜᴊᴜᴛꜱᴜ ᴋᴀꜱɪᴇɴ)

Hes probably driving the car or sitting in the passenger seat

Hes controlling the music for the first few songs before passing it off to you or the kids in the back

Hes relatively quiet and prefers it being that way but understands that someone is going to talk to him sooner or later

He'll talk, answer questions, play games that aren't too distracting if he driving, etc.

He'll do it for your or the person's entertainment just so they'll leave him alone once they get bored

The type of person that buys enough snacks for the whole road trip so you don't have to stop and buy something along the way

Hes got a few cups of coffee in the car somewhere to keep himself awake and alert, as well as just help him keep calm from the kids in the back

Hes downloaded videos, shows, offline games, etc. beforehand for himself, the kids in the back, and anyone who wants that stuff

ᴅᴇᴜᴄᴇ ꜱᴘᴀᴅᴇ (ᴛᴡɪꜱᴛᴇᴅ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀʟᴀɴᴅ)

The best person to go on a road trip with

He likes to sit in the back and just talk, look out the window, etc. calming things

He brings all the good games and downloads all the amazing shows and movies

Hes got snacks and drinks in his backpack

Hes got everything in there, it somehow all fits we don't know how it's like an endless void in there

Hes got stim toys, books, drawing stuff, and so much more just to keep himself distracted and for anyone else really

He likes to fixate on the stim toys, his hands pushing and rubbing the buttons on the cube, or his mind working on trying to solve the Rubix cube

Hes quiet with the few conversations but hes mostly focused on the toys in his hand

Hes literally baby and we love him <3

ᴢᴏʀᴏ ʀᴏʀᴏɴᴏᴀ (ᴏɴᴇ ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇ)

Don't let this boy drive you'll get lost on the highway somehow and end up halfway across the world from your destination

He doesn't really bring anything besides drinks for himself

He doesn't even have a backpack it's just an armful of drinks he keeps in the seat next to him or on the floor

Put him in the back pls, it'll be the best decision for everyone

He snores so fucking loud, it overpowers the music that's playing

He falls asleep about 30 minutes into the trip lol hes out like a light not even enjoying the view outside

He does ask if you're there yet when he wakes up from his sleep, or how much longer

Hes also another one who needs to go to the bathroom right after you leave the gas station :/

Then again it could be because hes asleep when its break time and no one can wake him up

And then right as your in the road again hes up and says he has to go to the bathroom

ᴀɴʏᴀ ꜰᴏʀɢᴇʀ (ꜱᴘʏ x ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ)

She gets bored pretty easily and likes to color in the car

Make sure to bring extra coloring books for her cause she will finish at least 2 of them

Snacks snacks snacks

Peanuts peanuts peanuts

That's all that's in the backpack she brought, she's carrying the coloring stuff

She brought her a few plushies and plays with them, or talks to them, telling them how pretty the view is, that she's hungry, etc.

She likes to imagine something running outside like we all used to do, whether it be a superhero or a wolf, shell giggle and cheers it on

She's a child she's going to need regular bathroom breaks and ask for more snacks and a drink when you do stop

She falls asleep during the last few hours as well, you're going to have to carry her out of the car or gently wake her up and then carry her

She's pretty fun entertainment and very good at keeping things interesting so she is actually really good to go on a road trip with

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driedlemonz · 2 years

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Hello!!:DD What do you think the Octonauts would be like as characters in Cookie Run?

Ooo okie I've had a few written down from before >:3

starting off w everyone's fav polar bear

Barnacles- Blueberry Shaved Ice

Kwazii- Strawberry Swirl Pie

Peso- Pingüïnos (one of my fav snacks)

Shellington- Cinnamon Porridge

Dashi- Hazelnut Coffee

Tweak- Carrot Cake lol

Inkling- Definitely Kashmiri Tea

Vegimals- hmm they can be vitamin gummies? Idk some type of gummy atleast

And some extras!!

Paani- some type of cheesecake maybe mango cheesecake

Ryla- hm ube ice cream nomnom

Min- Atole!! bc yez

Ranger Marsh- Mint n Chocolate chip mousse, never had mousse before but it makes sense in my brain

Calico Jack- Mazapan!! Also fav snac

Koshi- S'mores soundsgood for her

Pinto- Un Buñuelo numnum

Pearl and Periwinkle- Some type of swiss roll, peri can be a mini version lol

Tracker- Idk why but Snicker Doodle is the only thing I can think of for him

Natquik- Ice cube, no other explanation just ice cube

#Dis was a nice brain break for me tyty <3 #Cookie run and Octonauts my beloved #not art #response #octonauts #octonauts above and beyond

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touch-starved-lurker · 9 months

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fruit snac :3

#food #food mention #food ment tw #tw food

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jimmy3shoes · 2 months

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about to make a potentially bad decision

#snac munches #BUT #it will make me happy for about 3 hours before i regret it #i think it's a good tradeoff

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chloefrl · 2 years

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HELLO MY LOVIE HOW ARE YOU???

have some snacs <33 🍪🍏🥤🍟

HIII im bored 🙁.. but good anyways. what about youuu??<3

heres kithes for u 💋💋💋

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highestweightever · 6 days

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21.04.24 ~ Day 2

After yesterday's attempts at taking baby steps to start running again - I know my body needs a break. So today was a rest day.

I know what I need to do and that is 1. Make sure I am keeping active (12,000 steps of walking a day). 2. Regularly incorporating a run/walk, but making sure not to push too hard. 3. Calorie deficit, high protein innit.

Did a weekly shop and this walk, lazy Sunday.

Breakfast - Soya milk 250ml (95)

Lunch - a single chicken gyoza, leftover spag bol, boiled Broccoli (343)

Dinner - Broccoli, celery, hummus, guacamole, blueberries, protein shake (570)

Snac - Grapes, lentil cakes, milk chocolate, elderflower mead (666) 😈

Calorie net goal: 1,744. Overall calories: 1,673.

71 calorie deficit. More if your listening to strava which thinks I burnt 852 when my watch says I only burnt 514. But imma go with my watch.

Steps - 16,021

Still going strong, upped my daily minimum to 12,000.

Workout -

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mayhemproduces · 2 months

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As Steph climbs into the ring, glaring at Effy who's lounging in his corner, it's clear she's got a bone to pick with the whole MPW roster as she heads in to The Heist. After the Major Players' loss to Samoa Joe and some newbie fuck, SDL wanted to show every idiot in the crowd that the Deathmatch royalty weren't ones to fuck with. she doesn't waste time talking shit or messing with the crowd, instead opting for an immediate headlock. as Steph wrenches her grip on his arms, Effy just moans out, and De Lander uses his obvious distraction to knee him in the groin, dropping him to the floor in what seems to be more like ecstasy than actual pain.

instead of the usual disgust and getting away from the obvious perversion, Steph is a woman on a mission- she uses the height difference to start stomping on Effy with some heavy kicks to the back and stomach before the ref pulled her off him and she was able to take a break at the corner.

when effy finally got up again, the whole MPW crowd was behind him, cheering his name, but again Steph ruined the fun by immediately charging him and spearing him into the ring post, slamming him between the turnbuckles multiple times before she was ripped off him again.

"this is the kinda bitch you're cheering for? HIM?! over me?? he's not even in the fucking heist you assholes!" she yelled, before she was taken down with a forearm to the back of the head. effy came back with the same fire that Steph had, getting some heavy knees into her backside, before standing up to get the adoration of the whole crowd.

as SDL got back up again, the crowd barely had a chance to start booing her before she back-stepped to the ropes before slamming Effy down with a lariat that just about took his head off! immediately picking him back up, Steph pulled him over her shoulders before immediately slamming him down again with a killer samoan drop!

1... 2-!

Steph does for a cover with the Samoan Drop, but it's clear it's not enough to count out the crowd favourite. SDL immediately goes for a few hammer and anvil elbows that definitely wouldn't fly in the Blackpool Combat Club, but get the job done for Steph right about now. as Effy slumps over once he's let go again, Steph just kicks his body off her like it's a piece of trash, before she shows off her figure to the ungrateful crowd.

"fuckin' look at me! i'm a snac- no, fuck all of yous, i'm the whole motherfucking MEAL! put some fucking respect on my goddamn name!!" she yelled as the crowd rained down a hail of boos.

instead of letting effy catch his breath, Steph grabbed a fistful of hair before pulling him to his feet- which just earned her another moan for her roughness.

he was barely on his feet before Steph grabbed his head between her legs, earning a 'he's gay dumbass!' from the crowd - something that immediately god the idiot a middle finger for their troubles - before she pulled him up and immediately slammed back down in a violent sit-out power bomb!

1... 2... 3!!!

Steph's making sure people don't underestimate her come heist time, effy was her very unfortunate example.

#match

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luigiismynumber1hero · 6 months

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Ok so I know I've been away for a while but I'm here with a new update; it's a bowigi story called how the cookie crumbles.

This story is inspired by a few things.

1. A person on tumbler that I forgot the name of there

Count called a batch of warm cookies and a glass of bad milk

2. Grim fairy tailed. The following grim / non grim fairy tails. Because let's face it, I love both the grim and non grim. Beauty and the beast, Rapunzel, snow white, brother a d sister kinda, sleeping beauty, and the goosemaid.

3. Parsley by big snac.

And last but not least 4. The titans bride.

That's all for now!

#super mario bros fanart

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meganuzlockediary · 8 months

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Pokemon White - Accumula to Nacrene

August 29th

Okay I actually did this a few weeks ago but its a bit late now. Right the main challenge here is I have really messed up the starter rosters here.

When I modded in Axew in pokemon Black, I put him in the Oshawott slot. That meant I got Simisear from the dreamyard and guess which starter I am choosing for this run... Oshawott!

I forget to give him a nickname so will have to come up with one later but I love Oshawott. I think its a greatly designed line but I don't think I have properly used him in a run through! So here goes.

Now I do not want to catch a Lillipup as it will be my starter in the last Unova game... Which means I actually lock myself out of a purrloin encounter as Lillipup is the first pokemon I see on route 2. Now this is mega frustrating because I do not get the pansear in the dreayard either. So basically I have only one pokemon going into the first gym. While this may be suicide normally I actually have a little strat that might work.

First I EV train... Like a lot. I Max out attack and most of speed on the pokemon on route 2 before preparing to take on Cheren as a test. Now Cheren starts with Snivy vs Oshawott. Fortunately I am now overlevelled but the strat is Focus enerrgy tackling. And it works... Not quickly though. Oshawott does fo down to three tackles but the following Purrloin goes down in one to a critical hit. Truth is it a very RNG based strategy so the game is weighing the odds as much to my favour as possible.

So Oshawott goes in Little Oran berry snac in his pouch, EV buffed to all hell. Lets see how he does.

Lillipup comes in and I use Focus energy. Fortunately the lillipup goes for work up! 2 water guns take it out with the second being a critical hit as the lillipup only goes for another work up.

Pansage comes in and I calculate it will take 3 vine whips to take me out. 2 after a work up. Unfortunately, It will take 4-5 tackles to take out pansage even with EVs whats more it is questionable as to whether I outspeed. My solution. Level up mid battle now level 15 with pretty solid speed EVs I outspeed and stand a chance. Focus energy is still up. I tackle, he works up. I tackle again. He works up again. I tackle for a third time and finish the monkey off!

Honestly this was still very much luck. Yes I did as much as I could to reduce that but I honestly should have just been less stubborn and caught a Lillipup.

Next up is the Dreamyard, and route 3 which goes very smoothly with my now overlevelled Oshawott. I have exhausted encounters in both Wellspring cave and route three annoyingly so have to wait until Pinwheel forest for my next encounter.

Luckily I am guaranteed the one encounter I want. Throh! I use a hidden ultra ball to catch him and name him Judoo

Now it is pretty clear why I have caught this fella. Lenora is a tough cookie and taking one Dewott into this fight with a retaliate hiding in the background is suicide. So here goes nothing.

I lead Dewott knowing Razor Shell and Rock smash. I just go straight for it chipping away at it with Razor shell which is doing more damage. With a defense drop it actually only takes 2 and Herdier doesn't do a thing. Watchogg comes in and retaliates as predicted. I switched into throh who is damn tanky and takes it like an absolute champ. It goes for Hypnosis but my chesto berry blocks it. One vital throw later and its all over.

I'm feeling much more comfortable this run! Hopefully I can hold up to the end and create a team good enough for that goddamn Ghetsis fight at the end.

Badges won: 82

Pokemon Used: 182

Pokemon Defeated: 47 (after Ghetsis defeats)

#pokemon #pkmn #nuzlocke #nuzlocke challenge #gen 5 #unova #Pokemon White #gym battle

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chaos-parallels · 8 months

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:3 *Shoves him into her mouth*

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•3 snac.

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