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yippeerrrs · 9 months

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König being your boyfriend

I got bored, enjoy! Edited: something triggering at the last part (consenual somnophilia)

Okay first of all, he's gentle. Very gentle. He knows he's strong and his hands would break necks within seconds, he would use those hands to gently caress your cheek, trying his best not to hurt you.

Mans would cry if you got hurt because of him, even if it was an accident.

Wouldn't let you work, doesn't want to risk you being called by some other men when he's not around.

Scary dog privileges.

During movie nights, he would definitely pull you closer by pulling your shoulder, would def kiss your forehead too

Probably would take him atLEAST a year to take off his mask around you, and when he does, he would shower you with kisses.

Makes up for the time he's not here with you by buying you stuff online, sending you flowers, letters, clothes etc.

Mans would carry a picture of you in his wallet at all times, in battle he'd hide your photo under his bicycle helmet.

LOVES arts and crafts, he would give you homemade things like paper roses, paper rings and etc. (Stan taylor swift)

Since he gets socially anxious, he makes up for the fact that you can't go on fancy dates and he would do everything in his power to make you two dinner, flowers, tables, he's got everything.

In the mornings, he would probably hesitate letting you go and pulling you in for a hug, spooning you closely so you can't move. Eventually you give in and hug him back, making him smile.

Very dumb at times, man would probably try to wash the microwave by rinsing it with water if you're not there.

Would pull you closer to him and death glare the person if someone so much as dared to smile at you

Personal bodyguard.

Would probably fuck you when you're asleep, finds it fun when you unconsciously squirm under him.

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aboringredmop · 1 year

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Reupload lmao

#mostly because bitches on Pinterest and Reddit started stealing it and I spent too long on it for me to let it pass #dhmis #don’t hug me i’m scared #bullshitting

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emmkitt · 2 months

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istg if walkie talkie ends up NOT being taco ill be so damn surprised. like if its not taco it’ll end up being some random new antagonist we’ve never even met before (or cobs, which i doubt; i don’t think it’s cobs himself, but i do believe whoever it is could very well be working for him)

itd be weird to introduce a whole new character in the final episode, itd make more sense to play off a character who’s been in the show the entire time and has reason to play the role of antagonist.

season 2 proved taco knows how meeple products work/how to override their functions for her advantage. also she’s proven to be a great manipulator, so it’d make sense how she’d be able to collect a whole gang of people who don’t even necessarily hate mephone all that much, and turn them against him (sprinkles and dr fizz probably being the best examples of this; you even see dr fizz question WT’s actions during the whole confrontation near the end of iii18). It’d also explain why Ballpoint Pen isnt part of the Unvitationals; tbh he seems way too smart to be manipulated, no offense everyone else, even though he does seem to have a similar level of reason to hate mephone as the other Unvitationals.

also shoutout to @somebean81 for pointing this out.

so basically, vote to join III. Understandable as to why Lightbulb, Knife, and Suitcase can’t join the cast, they’re still part of s2, but why Taco? Her arc with Mic has basically ended, I highly doubt they’re going to interact anymore because Taco has shown no real interest in Mic on an emotional level, she just wanted to use her for her own gain; and now that Mic is no longer in the game, she probably sees her as ‘useless’ to her. no chance in manipulating any of the remaining cast, so why not teleport away… and try to manipulate someone else….?

where’d she go when she teleported?

hmm..

(alsoc if they knew Taco wouldn’t be allowed to join, why add her to the poll at all? If Taco is WT it’d give it away to outright say she was joining the iii cast when she clearly isn’t a contestant………. maybe they’re keeping her presence a secret…….hmmmmmmmm)

I honestly think that either A. Taco’s motivation for manipulating Mic could’ve gone way beyond simply wanting to win. Or B., maybe that could be her only motivation. Which is why if WT is Taco it would explain why she’s so keen on mentioning to the remaining competitors that there is no prize. WT has proven to have loads of knowledge about ii, knowledge that probably only a former contestant could have, and there’s really only one former contestant I can think of who’d have such a grudge against mephone/the show in general.

cough.

also season 1 kinda proves taco is a good actor as well, so putting on a new facade as WT probably wouldnt be hard for her. WT could very well be her using a voice changer, but do we really doubt that she could pull off an american accent lmao.

anywyas if this is true i hate taco even more. leave floory and mephone alone.

but thats jsut a theiry. a gay theory

#bullshitting #inanimate insanity #taco ii #ii #iii

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heaven-zent · 1 month

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what do you think he meant by this

#do you guys think this is a notable character moment #or do you think he’s just like #bullshitting #disintegration feels kinda harsh #is this normal #ttcc #toontown corporate clash #pacesetter

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sixinchesforward · 7 months

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so I was wondering does Hannibal ever think about people he ate while he’s in the bathroom

Like “ah yes I’m shitting Franklin rn”

#hannibal lecter #hannibal #nbc hannibal #he did eat frank if I remember correctly #murder husbands #bullshitting

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froskii · 9 days

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forgive me for i do not feel like drawing BUT THERS A FANY IN BFB AND BBC GHOSTS!!!!! theyre kinda similar if u think about it both very judgemental at peiople!! and i was like 🙀🙀🤯🤯

#bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts fanny #bfb fanny #bfb #battle for bfdi #ghosts uk #pat bbc ghosts #fanny button #bfdi #fanny bfdi #bullshitting

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animeomelette · 1 year

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Okay, okay, it's time for that scene

Look, I know ruminating too much on the fact that Kyubey's explanation of entropy and the second law of thermodynamics is wrong is silly in a story about magical superheroes fighting witches

But...

I think a point a lot of people who go down that rabbit hole miss is that Kyubey's explanation doesn't need to be correct to serve Kyubey's goals

Kyubey isn't expositing to the audience about why the Incubators do what they do

Kyubey is trying to justify their actions to Madoka using detached pseudoscientific rhetoric because Kyubey knows that if you make cruelty sound "rational" enough a lot of people fall for it

It's a trick that politicians, abusers, cult leaders, and all sorts of other bad actors who benefit from hierarchies of power employ all the time

If Kyubey just denies their cruelty outright then Madoka is fairly likely to see that they're lying

But by saying "okay, yeah, I'm being cruel, but the alternative is worse" the floodgates get opened for whatever bullshit Kyubey spouts next to slip through unchallenged

It's this line here which says the most:

There's no actual evidence that the Incubators can't feel emotion, and there's plenty of times in the story where Kyubey acts in a manner which can be reasonably considered emotional

Kyubey is just making stuff up as is convenient

A lot of people seem to believe that Kyubey only ever lies by omission, but that's patently untrue

The correct assumption to make is that Kyubey is unreliable and only tells the truth as much as is necessary for their own ends

Because ultimately Kyubey is a bullshiter

Kyubey doesn't care all that much about the truth, Kyubey only cares if others learning the truth will aid or hinder their own objectives

So when Kyubey gives an incorrect explanation of thermodynamics, that isn't a plot hole to be scoffed at

It's the string of information that Kyubey believes is most likely to result in a desired outcome (namely, Madoka signing a contract)

Sure, we can reasonably derive from this scene and others in the series as a whole that the Incubators are gathering some sort of energy from magical girls transforming into witches

But believing that they're putting that towards preventing the heat death of the universe, trillions of years in the future, is a bit like believing that an oil company is using all the oil it extracts to teraform Mars

Technically they could be

But what reason do you have to believe that?

Honestly I'd say that the fact that so many audience members apparently fall for most of what Kyubey says, even knowing that Kyubey is ultimately the antagonist, is a testament to the quality of the writing

#puella magi madoka magica #mahou shoujo madoka magica #madoka magica #lying #lies #bullshit #bullshitting #abuse #rhetoric #deception #puella magi madoka magica spoilers #mahou shoujo madoka magica spoilers #madoka magica spoilers #kyubey #Kyūbē #inkyubeetaa #madoka #madoka kaname

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def-not-kaz-brekker · 3 months

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Yk most of the time when I’m like “hey you wanna hear about thing I have a lot to say about it” I actually have no fucking clue what I’m about to say about it I just know that I could bullshit my way through that topic really well

#bullshitting #shitpost

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latent-thoughts · 6 months

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"Disappointed but not surprised" is quickly becoming my life quote TBH, been using it so frequently.

#life #quotes #bullshitting

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fern-mage · 6 months

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an npc's dragon companion in my cos campaign im in (OLD ass art. from 2021.) i love her her name is blueberry

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #dragon #my art #bullshitting

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yippeerrrs · 9 months

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Ghost as your boyfriend

HEHAHHDHA (help me my crippling insomnia) This is all fluff btw mwamwa

Would deny everything when he first found out he had feelings for you, but you both knew. You just noticed his stare lingering on you longer than usual.

Would take MONTHS to ask you out, probably brings you your favorite flowers too.

When you accept he is in UTTER disbelief.

"I'll protect you forever."

He'd get closer and closer to you every day, to the point where he'd be comfortable without his mask when around you.

When he sees someone staring at you mans would pull you closer by your waist and give that man a stare.

Lowkey relationship but not private, like people know you two are dating but you're not all lovey dovey in public.

Loves when you shower him with kisses, especially when you hug him by his neck while you sit on his lap, man goes FERAL.

Hugs you tightly when you guys sleep, he doesnt mean to but he just really doesnt wanna let you go.

When he sleeps with you it's like his nightmares almost vanish and all his dreams are of you two retiring and living in a comfy house.

Man would be your personal shield in fights. Would always keep you near him at all times.

Drives extra carefully when you're around and the others notice, but they don't DARE to say anything. (Lmao pussies)

You would catch him staring at you most of the time, he just wants to memorize everything about you, incase something bad happens.

He would give you his hoodies and t-shirts to wear, just so that people know you guys are together.

Hella protective, he's always in the same room with you in the base.

Would watch you sleep, mostly because he cant sleep or isnt sleepy so he just watches you, sometimes caressing your hair and cheeks and watching you unconsciously smile just warms his heart.

Uses you as a weighted blanket fr, loves how warm it is when you're on him.

He would go with you during holiday breaks, not having a family to go back home to.

He cant help but feel warm inside and happy when your family accepts him into the fam, he'll promise to keep you safe forever.

#ghost mw2 #ghost headcanons #simon ghost riley #ghostxreader #simon riley imagine #simon riley fluff #simon ghost x reader #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #cod mw fanfiction #cod mw x reader #cod mw2 fanfic #mw2 #cod mwii #cod mw2 #yippee #slight angst #bullshitting #idk anymore

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aboringredmop · 2 years

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Alright dhmis community, i need y'all's input. Send me/reblog this post with the most cursed dhmis images you can find so i can send them to my friends and mentally torture them. I'll go first