#Phil 4:5-9

[gospelborn]

Do Not Be Anxious (Phil 4:5-9)

Do Not Be Anxious (Phil 4:5-9)

The following is an unedited sermon manuscript; for an explanation of my sermon manuscripts, click here. *Originally preached in June, 2022* Sermon Audio: Do Not Be Anxious (Phil 4:5-9) Imagine, if you could, speak with someone who lived in a thousand years ago and you got to listen to the typical things they are concerned about. What would they be? Will I and my family have enough food to…

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#1 Pet 5:7 #anxiety #Isa 26:3 #Luke 10:40-42 #Matt 7:7-11 #peace #Phil 4:5-9 #Psalm 127:1-2 #Romans 8:31-32

[granonine]

Sunday Morning Coffee: God's Brain

I saw a picture yesterday that just left me amazed. It was a photo of a human cell under the highest magnification possible. Isn’t that something? The caption under the picture says that is the most detailed model of a human cell to date, obtained using x-rays, nuclear magnetic resonance, and cryoelectron microscopy data sets. Is it amazing that scientist has developed the ability to see this…

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#amazing detail #eternity of learning #extreme magnification #Is. 55:8-9 #John 4:24 #molecules and outer space #Phil. 2:5 #photo of a human cell #plumbing the depths of God&039;s creation #Sunday Morning Coffee: God&039;s Brain

[murderballadeer]

mutual 1: got a basket of apples at the grocery store today

mutual 2: do you think they ever... [picture of joan crawford and barbara stanwyck]

mutual 3: i need to quit my job

mutual 4: i'm crying i wish i was his best friend [photo of phil ochs circa 1964]

mutual 5: [joan baez spotify link]

mutual 6: [picture of a sunlit kitchen]

mutual 7: i need to fuck that old man so bad it makes me look stupid [picture of woody guthrie]

mutual 8: need to fuck that old man so bad it makes me look stupid [picture of vincent price]

mutual 9: all those posts about how it's holy or whatever to drive your friends to the airport are so stupid stop trying to make everything sound fake deep

mutual 10: driving your friends to the airport is holy

mutual 11: he's like a grandpa to me [picture of leonard cohen circa 2010)

mutual 12: i want him so bad [picture of leonard cohen circa 1969]

mutual 13: [salman toor painting]

mutual 14: [ursula k. leguin quote]

mutual 15: i think i'll spend $300 on a banjo today

mutual 16: [townes van zandt spotify link]

mutual 17: men should be crying and covered in blood

mutual 18: every time a girl shaves her bush an angel dies

mutual 19: i need to trap him in a maze like a lab rat [picture of bob dylan]

mutual 20: he's not a character from a 19th century russian novel he's my best friend

mutual 21: he's like a lesbian to me [picture of bruce springsteen wearing denim on denim]

mutual 22: [entirety of the lyrics to so long marianne by leonard cohen]. if you even care

#soapbox #none of the ones i saw matched my dash so. #suggestive

[qsmpcensusbureau]

here are some compiled theories on how the philza love triangle is going to go

Theory 1: Polyamory

Theory 2: Through Forever’s insistence and general charm, Philza chooses Forever.

Theory 3: Through Missa’s gentle encouragement and good parenting skills, Philza chooses Missa.

Theory 4: Through consistent begging and good pathetic man voice, Philza convinces Quackity to add his wife to the server, immediately marrying her, ending the competition.

Theory 5: In a desperate final bid to prove that he cannot love them he attempts to contact the underworld to hilarious results, but Kristen never picks up the phone in the end

Theory 5a: Forever and Missa find out canonically about Philza’s extensive lore, and are so weirded out by it they decide maybe it’s better to leave him be

Theory 6: Philza asks Wilbur for relationship advice

Theory 6a: Philza asks Foolish for relationship advice, Foolish would probably answer something otherworldly and wise, like “Well, kiss them both and whoever is the better kisser is a better husband!” Leaving Phil to become a little self-conscious about his ‘good husbandship’

Theory 7: in a surprise triple sweep FitMC enters the battlefield at the last second and sweeps Philza off his feet

Theory 8: Phil says he only needs his kids and runs away into the woods holding them like kittens in his mouth

Theory 9: In a dramatic attempt to win Philza’s affection Missa and Forever preform “El Tango De Roxxane (Moulin Rouge 2)” to see who he prefers. Phil then reveals he’s never seen the movie.

Theory 10: Cucorucho, already invested heavily in the lives of the people, arrives and Phil’s house and will not leave until he chooses.

Theory 11: it is never resolved

#qsmp theory #qsmp #philever #whatever phil and missa’s ship name is #chayanne duo or something LOL #qsmp kristen #qsmp philza

[fandom]

Ships

Week Ending April 22nd, 2024

Farcille +2 Falin Touden & Marcille Donato, Dungeon Meshi

Buddie -1 Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1

Bucktommy -1 Evan Buckley & Tommy Kinard, 9-1-1

Ineffable Husbands Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens

Radioapple Lucifer Morningstar & Alastor, Hazbin Hotel

Narilamb +2 Narinder & the Lamb, Cult of the Lamb

Destiel +2 Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural

Satosugu +4 Gojo Satoru & Geto Suguru, Jujutsu Kaisen

Hannigram +4 Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal

Chilshi Chilchuck Tims & Senshi, Dungeon Meshi

Jerejean Jeremy Knox & Jean Moreau, the All for the Game series

Huskerdust -5 Husk & Angel Dust, Hazbin Hotel

Labru +6 Laios Touden & Kabru, Dungeon Meshi

Phan -3 Daniel Howell & Phil Lester, YouTubers

Steddie Steve Harrington & Eddie Munson, Stranger Things

Chaggie +2 Charlie Morningstar & Vaggie, Hazbin Hotel

Adrienette Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

Jegulus -1 James Potter & Regulus Black, the Harry Potter universe

Ghostsoap -5 Simon “Ghost” Riley & John “Soap” MacTavish, the Call of Duty franchise

Wolfstar Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, the Harry Potter universe

The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded ships weren’t on the list last week.

#ships #04/22/2024 #jerejean #the sunshine court

[rainbowchaox]

Pissa Headcanon Post:

1) Philza likes to hug Missa with his wings a lot. He is always sorta hovering next to Missa. Missa is cold? Wing. Missa is hot? Wing. Missa is happy? Wing. Missa is sad? Wing. Missa despite this doesn’t realize this is unusual for a avian to be so affectionate. I like to imagine Missa just think this is normal for avians to act like this.

2) Philza is protective of their shared home because in his avian brain that’s their nest. Which is why he is so reluctant to let people access and why he always reminds people it’s “Phil and Missa”. Because it’s theirs. Not his. Missa doesn’t realize this is big. Someone needs to slap his brain with a book about avian courting rituals. Philza has started courting Missa from practically day 1. Missa doesn’t know this. Again someone help him.

3) Missa has been gifted Phil’s feathers and the fact that avians only gift feathers to someone they are courting. Philza would even braid the feathers into Missa hair. As a subtle way to say back off.

4) Missa is taller than Phil. Despite this Phil will pick up Missa easily. I imagine soon into their government assigned marriage Phil realized it’s the best course of option to do to get Missa out of sticky situations. Phil will also perch on his shoulder when he really decides to be playful.

5) Because of Avian instincts Philza really want to preen Missa. But obviously he doesn’t has wings. So instead he tends to play with his hair a lot. And take out whatever debris Missa managed to get in it. He will literally take out like twigs out of Missa hair in front of people once it started bothering him.

6) Missa had to learn quickly how to preen Phil’s wings. And high-key he is the best at preening on the island. Even more so than other Avians. Because boy was high-key must be the best for his husband. Especially considering Phil tends to get his wings dirty easily from all the exploring and adventuring.

7) Like most Avians if you touch his wings randomly Phil would probably attempt some sort of violence. The only people that have unlimited wing access without asking is literally his family and Missa. Again Missa would not realize how big a deal this is. Missa can fully touch Phil’s wings anytime. And knowing Missa would take advantage because softness.

8) Phil avian side immediately found Missa attractive because he was a good singer (a common way for avians to court). Phil is abyssal at singing so the common way he courted is with so much gifts and acts of service.

9) The reason Phil stopped sleeping in the double bed Missa and him shared is because Missa scent left and that made him low key depressed. The main reason behind once Missa came back Philza and him had a massive cuddle.

10) I like to imagine once Missa came back Philza was finally free of most of his stress. His wings not a mess. No eye-bags. Skin clear. Smiling at everything and nothing. And the only thing that happened was Missa coming back. And others that never met Missa and Philza before Missa went away are kinda scared. Because Philza the angel of death himself is all soft and happy. Not dying of stress 24/7.

11) It’s my personal belief that Avians are private but very affectionate. So Philza is actually very affectionate towards Missa. Missa meanwhile can’t handle Philza complimenting him and saying good things about him. Missa is so weak for verbal affection. Please somebody give the poor guy some confidence.

12) Philza is one of the few people that Missa feels safe enough around to take off his skull mask. Most of the island has never seen Missa without his mask.

#special thanks to pepper and co in the discord #pissa #Deathduo #qsmp shipping #Qsmp #I love them your honor

[manyfandomsonelog]

PHANDOM DASHBOARD SIMULATOR

phannie 1: I hate them

phannie 2: I hate them

phannie 3: I hate them

phannie 4: genuinely I am so proud of Dan and Phil and how far they have come

phannie 4: nvm just saw the new post I hate them

phannie 5: *gifset from new video which was uploaded 2 seconds ago*

phannie 6: They are SO married

phannie 7: They need to STOP talking. Forever

phannie 8: *cool fanart*

phannie 9: All jokes aside, I am so genuinely grateful to be a part of this community. Dan and Phil and the Phandom have gotten me through so many hard times, and I am so glad to have found such a loving, unabashedly queer online community with so many wonderful people. We have grown so much as a community over the years, as well as Dan and Phil, and I am so incredibly proud of how far we have all come. 💖💖💖

phannie 10: I am going to kill them

phannie 11: wait guys what happened what did i miss

#anyways. love you phannies #phandom #dan and phil #log’s logs #this is just from my observations as a longtime phannie (often lurker)

[ludaroace]

hi ok so i made a very quick list of things i remembered from creation lore of what they called people/things and specific things i noticed . have to go back and rewatch the other vods to double check and will add to this as things develop but yeah ! feel free to mention anything i forgot too and i'll add it

islanders

bad: wanted to make sure bad remembered them

bagi: mother of pancake shell, keeper, called her slow a lot

cellbit: guardian, presumed, looked at his house and said “guardian”

pac: threatened him ????

phil: guardian

mike:

niki: keeper

tubbo: primary protector, creator, maybe boss (?),part of some operation, made creation as “last effort to hold on” very very very long ago, cannot know about creation

eggs/shells

rank 1: sunny (maybe loved shell)

rank 2: chayanne (duck shell)

rank 3: tallulah (trauma shell)

rank 4: empanada (pancake shell), for some reason it mattered that empanada likes them

rank 5: ?

rank 6: ?

rank 7: richas (silly shell)

rank 8: ?

rank 9: ?

rank 10: ?

rank 11: ?

others

center control: implied to be tubbo’s twitch chat maybe ? or maybe qsmp admins ?

old order: ?????????????

ruins: ??????????????????????, whatever it is happened way before bagi’s time

#qsmp #q!tubbo #qsmp creation #qsmp creation tag #reference #tubbo tag

[dnphan]

dan and phil related asks:

send a number and i’ll answer the question!

1. who do you relate to more?

2. what is your dan and phil games comfort video?

3. favorite moment in phan history?

4. favorite dan haircut?

5. favorite dan outfit?

7. favorite dan video?

8. favorite phil haircut?

9. favorite phil outfit?

10. favorite phil video?

11. favorite series?

13. what unfinished game would you like them to finish?

14. what’s one video you hope they release in 2024?

15. how long have you been watching dan and phil?

16. favorite quote?

17. what dnp video means the most to you?

18. favorite pinof?

19. favorite phannie inside joke?

20. favorite big project?

21. what got you into dnp?

22. what was the first dnp video you watched?

23. favorite dnp era?

24. favorite 2023 gamingmas video?

25. favorite dnp gif?

26. favorite dnp song?

27. favorite dnp collab with another creator?

28. favorite radio show moment?

29. do you own merch/what merch do you own?

30. favorite calendar?

#feel free to reblog #dan and phil #dan howell #dan and phil games #dapg #phan #phil lester #dnp #dnpgames #dnp games #phandom #daniel howell #amazingphil #asks #send asks #asks open #ask game

[thistooisphanyuri]

Dan and Phil Appreciation Week days 3-6!

day 3: favourite what Dan and Phil text each other (wdapteo 2!)

Day 4: favourite day in the life (fditl my beloved 🥰)

Day 5: favourite pinof (pinof 9 ofc)

Day 6: favourite Dan vs Phil (Dan vs. Phil - EXTREME TETRIS!)

Sorry these are so delayed! My Apple Pencil was lost, I’ve been having bad dizzy spells, I had a tight deadline to reach, the list goes ON, but they’re here now! :> I enjoyed drawing them a lot! I hope you all enjoy them 🥰🥰🥰🥰 they’re all doodles, minus the last one, which I got too excited about :3

@dpgdaily

#dan and phil #dnp #phil lester #daniel howell #phan #dnpaw #danandphilgames

[gracie-b-33]

Oh my good… I aged like a million years that episode.

My thoughts on no particular order except obviously Jamie first:

1. Phil had to have had SO much fun filming the boot room scene with Brett. Like I need stats. How many takes did they need?

2. Keeley trying to help and making it so much worst 🤣

3. Jamie’s mom just *chefs kiss* no notes. Bless this woman for giving Jamie all the snuggles I have been wanting to give him. Also physical touch is so Jamie’s love language.

4. SIMON omg Jamie’s step-dad/mum’s boyfriend is basically British Ted I may need to lay on the floor.

5. Ummm Roy maybe we should unpack your immediate and obvious crush on Jamie’s mum given that she is basically a female Jamie 🧐

6. The posters

7. Roy and Keeley those muppets - worrying about him, stalking him, the celebration. WHAT DID ROY SAY TO HIM IN HIS EAR?!?!

8. The forgiveness story line with Jamie just… I know folks are going to be angry with it and it’s not a one size fits all type of situation but it did give me hope. Jamie is in a better place and if what we leave this storyline with is Wembly being a wake up call and James in rehab then maybe we can live in a world where James knows and understands what he did to Jamie and is doing everything he can to be better. I kinda like that world.

9. NATE! Just everything Nate this episode. The boys coming to him (the two who bullied him and the two he bullied) asking him back. His arc at the restaurant and his relationship with Jade (love it). His 60 page letter and his conversation with Beard. 🥹

10. Beard lore

11. Bumbercatch lore

12. Ted and his mom just everything. The confrontation at the end just wow. The catharsis of the Thank Yous and Fuck Yous just absolutely beautiful.

#ted lasso #jamie tartt #ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso season 3 #roy kent #keeley jones #ted lasso s3 #spoilers #nate shelley

[conarcoin]

QSMP Ship Stats (September)

"Giving Phil his za back" Edition

This only takes into account pairings between player characters with at least 5 works tagged QSMP. Tied pairings will be listed on the same line.

August

Cellbit/Roier - 518 works

Foolish/Vegetta (+1) - 382 works

Mariana/Slimecicle (-1) - 364 works

Quackity/Wilbur - 348 works

Roier/Spreen - 138 works

Missa/Philza - 88 works

Forever/Philza - 84 works

BBH/Forever - 70 works

Luzu/Quackity - 64 works

Foolish/Mariana - 32 works

Rubius/Vegetta, Cellbit/Quackity (+1) - 31 works

Forever/Maxo (+1), Quackity/Roier (+3) - 22 works

Cellbit/Forever (+2) - 20 works

BBH/Roier - 18 works

Quackity/Slimecicle (+1) - 14 works

Forever/Quackity (New) - 13 works

FitMC/Pac (New), Etoiles/Slimecicle (New) - 12 works

Mike/Pac (-1) - 11 works

Etoiles/Pac (+2) - 10 works

Jaiden/Roier (-4), BBH/Foolish (-1), FitMC/Philza (New) - 9 works

Quackity/Rubius (-3), Etoiles/Quackity (-1), Luzu/Quackity/Wilbur (-1), Forever/Missa/Philza (New) - 8 works

BBH/Maxo (-1), Maxo/Pierre (New) - 7 works

Philza/Quackity (-2), DanTDM/Maxo (New), Cellbit/Pac (-3), Cellbit/Quackity/Roier (New), Roier/Slimecicle (-3), Cellbit/Foolish (New), Mariana/Roier (-3) - 6 works

Cellbit/Wilbur (New), Cellbit/Felps (New) - 5 works

#my meta posts #qsmp #qsmpshipping #qsmp shipping

[dnpg-hiatus-survivor]

my last reblog had me reminiscing on my early days in the phandom so i decided to compile a list of embarrassing dnp related things i did aged 11-15!

should i keep these to myself? probably. am i going to? absolutely not. here we go :)

1) i ran a dan and phil instagram fanpage and let all my irls follow it. when my friends would tag me on insta posts they would tag my phannie account

2) that account was called phans_special_snowflake

3) exclusively had dnp merch for school supplies. backpack. phone case. pencil case. everything.

4) when my english teacher asked what the d&p on my phonecase stood for, i confidently replied “dick and penis!”

5) i would watch dan and phil IN CLASS with no headphones

6) my spanish teacher asked me to send him a video so he could “see what dan and phil were all about”. i sent him I Nearly Blinded Myself as it was the most recent video at the time. he said it was “slightly inappropriate” and i had no idea what he meant

7) i wrote a persuasive essay on how dan and phil were secretly in love and in a gay relationship. i then read that essay in front of my entire class for a presentation grade. i got an A+ for both assignments.

8) i would tag dan and phil in EVERYTHING i posted

9) when i met dan and phil, i cried so hard that i walked away from them while dan was MID sentence trying to talk to me (phil said absolutely nothing to me. what a king)

i’m sure there are many many more things that i am missing but these are the ones that i remember most. honestly if i were to have a takeaway from all this, its that i LOVE my past self. i don’t actually believe in embarrassment or cringe. i was young and passionate and everyone knew it. are there things here that should make me cringe. yeah. definitely. but honestly, whats the point? i’ve grown up since then. why hate myself for what i didnt know? all i can do is laugh. and i mean come on… it’s so funny. 12 year old lydia the icon that you are. i was NOT afraid to be myself, and i feel like that has served me well. i’m really glad i grew up watching dan and phil. they’ve been great role models. especially as a young queer girl who was scared that she would never be able to find true love or happiness. so thank you to dan and phil for growing up with me! i’ve definitely come a long way :,)

#dan and phil #dnp #phan #dan and phil games #dan and phil crafts #amazingphil #danisnotonfire #daniel howell

[moomoorare]

click 4 better quality, rbs welcome <3 have this (⁠⊃⁠｡⁠•́⁠‿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠)⁠⊃🍪

4/11 eggs reuniting with their parent(s): Chayanne, Phil and Missa

1 / 2 / 3 / [4] / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11

my comms are open! And they're really cheap :D

#qsmp fanart #qsmp eggs #qsmp chayanne #qsmp philza #qsmp missa #philza fanart #missasinfonia #qsmp art #qsmp #mcyt fanart #rare sketchbook

[wh0re-in-the0ry]

How many toddlers I think the Chuckle Boys and Sorry Boys can defeat in a fight to the death

Here's another dumb one.

Rules: the fellas get no weapons, all toddlers are bloodthirsty and come in waves of three each. There is a five second break after each wave is defeated.

Setting: an empty dorm room, doors are locked, and no windows

Schlatt-

This man is like 6'2 and 240 lbs if I remember correctly from the podcast. He can easily take down like five waves of toddlers, but I think his stamina would plumet down after that and he'd be down by round 7.

19 toddlers out of 21 defeated.

Ted Nivison-

Ted has a similar size to Schlatt but his fighting style is very dependent on his baseball bat. I honestly think the bat is what gives him his blood lust. He's still going to do some damage but definitely not as much if he doesn't have his bat. He'd make it to round five but without that drive he isn't going much farther than that.

12-13 toddlers out of 15 defeated.

Slimecicle-

We all know that Mr. Cicle is VERY strong. Like he can very easily beat anyone on this site in a 1v1 but that's not saying much bc 80% of y'all are like 5'4. Besides that, I would like to point out that Slimecicle is most likely a cryptid of some sorts. Do I have any evidence of this? No, but I know that you guys agree with me on this. So, we have a being who is both very strong and most likely supernatural. We should be very thankful that the goop man isn't evil because he would've killed us all by now and that's including the toddlers.

All toddlers defeated.

(If you want a number, I asked my cousin and he said Slimecicle can beat at least 50 blood thirsty toddlers)

Wilbur Soot-

I think Wil's main way of fighting others is through psychological damage and just kinda intimidating them with his vibes. The thing is these are toddlers, they can't comprehend Wilbur or his tactics. His main strength means nothing to them. Without any tricks up his sleeve, I think he can make it til' the middle of round 2.

4-5 toddlers out of 6 defeated.

TommyInnit-

Oh, the toddlers are going to win.

.5 toddlers out of three out of 3 defeated.

Ranboo-

Out of everyone in this list, Ranboo seems like he has the least amount of bloodlust/most morals. Like he would beat up a toddler out of self-defense but defeating it is a whole different story.

no toddlers.

Philza Minecraft-

I don't know if I'm making this up, but I remember watching a clip of Phil going into somewhat graphic detail on how he would beat up Tommy in a fight and him laughing about it. Just from that clip alone I feel comfortable saying Phil can easily make it to round 3 and possibly round 4. Idk, I just think Phil can throw hands.

9-12 toddlers out of 12 defeated.

.

If y'all have any hypotheticals/ideas you guys want me to explore I am open to suggestions :]

-S

.

#schlatt #Jschlatt #ted nivison #slimecicle #charlie slimecicle #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #ranboo #philza #philza minecraft #chuckle sandwich #chuckle sammy #sorry boys #the sillies

[fandom]

Web Stuff

Week Ending February 5th, 2024

Hermitcraft +3

The QSMP Minecraft Server +1

Fantasy High: Junior Year -1

Dan And Phil +11

The Magnus Protocol -4

Grian +2

GoodTimesWithScar +6

Skizzleman

Critical Role +5

SmallishBeans

Homestuck -4

Helluva Boss -3

The Magnus Archives -8

Geminitay

The Amazing Digital Circus -5

Mumbo Jumbo

EthosLab +2

ImpulseSV

PearlescentMoon -1

Chris Sturniolo -9

The number in italics indicates how many spots a name or title moved up or down from the previous week. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last week.

#web stuff #02/05/2024 #hermitcraft